[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

When Sun Wukong went to the Heavenly Court alone, everyone sent him up with beating gongs and drums; now when he came back, he was miserable and alone.

Stepping on the somersault cloud alone, Sun Wukong pondered how he would explain to the monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguo Mountain after defeating the heavenly soldiers and generals all the way.

"What are you doing, you're alone with a sad face." Bodhi came out from the side and patted Monkey King on the back.

Sun Wukong hugged Bodhi with his backhand, buried him in Bodhi's chest and rubbed it: "Master, I ran out of Heaven in a fit of anger, and forgot to send you back to the Sanqing Realm, what should I do?"

Bodhi smiled and rubbed Monkey King's hair: "What's the matter, if you don't go back, you won't go back. Compared with going back, I hope you will be happy." The side sounded, "Heaven is not good, we will not go."

Sun Wukong kept his head silent for a long while, and then said humbly, "I won't be so cheap, Jade Emperor, that old man. Just wait and see, if I don't beat them to death, my surname will not be Sun!"

"Then what's your last name?" Bodhi smiled and grabbed Monkey King's shoulder.

Sun Wukong suddenly laughed muffledly: "My surname is Xu."

"One is smooth-tongued than two," Bodhi said with a smile, "If you want to be named Xu, just tell me, and I will welcome you in right away. From now on, you will be Wukong."

"Tsk tsk tsk, what kind of reputation is this, it's so ugly," Sun Wukong was amused by Bodhi, and the previous sulking was swept away, and he clapped his hands and stood up, "Wait, one day I will let them beg me God!"

"Waiting." Bodhi smiled and kissed the corner of Wukong's lips.Wukong opened his lips, lightly brushed on Bodhi's lips, intertwined with the tip of Bodhi's tongue.

Wukong murmured lingeringly, pressed his forehead to Bodhi's, touched his lips, opened his lips and asked in a low voice: "Master, I thought you didn't plan to talk to me anymore. I asked you to apologize a few days ago, and you didn't even talk to me." " Bodhi laughed lightly when he heard the words, and also replied in a low voice, with a rising end, in a good mood, "Well, since you know I'm jealous, stay away from that Su'e from now on."

Wukong endured it, couldn't help it, and still laughed out loud: "Master, why is he so jealous? What kind of jealousy is Su'e? Isn't she a couple with that General Jinwu? Master, you too—"

Bodhi bit Wukong's lips and tongue, and swallowed all the rest of Wukong's words: "You can't see your own look, you don't know how conspicuous and attractive you are, naturally I can't help but care about it."

As soon as Bodhi interrupted, the boredom in Sun Wukong's heart was also swept away, he waved the golden cudgel, and he was determined to win again: "Let's go, master, let's go and see how the monkeys and grandchildren all over the mountains and plains are doing. "

Bodhi looked at Wukong with a smile, shook his head and couldn't help laughing, only saying that this person always looks so heartless.

Fortunately, the monkeys in Huaguoshan are still the group of monkeys who are ignorant of the world and do not care about power.Sun Wukong just came down from the sky, still covered in dust and dusty.Pushing down the somersaulting cloud, before it landed, Sun Yi saw it from a distance, and bumped up to meet it.

"Your Majesty, you are back!"

The little monkey had gradually grown up and became a big monkey. Sun Yi opened his mouth with a loud voice, and the rest of the little monkeys also came over and chatted with their king.

"Your Majesty, you are back. We thought your Majesty would stay in the Heavenly Palace for hundreds of years!"

"My lord, is the Tiangong fun?"

"My lord, I heard that the Jade Emperor has 28 heads and 73 hands. Is it true?"

"Your Majesty——"

……

A group of monkeys chattered and chattered, surrounding their king, scrambling to ask all kinds of weird questions.For a moment, Sun Wukong felt a sense of unreality as if he had passed away. Although his monkeys and grandchildren were very noisy, as if they were in a vegetable market, this kind of noise was what he always liked, and it was the excitement that did not exist in the Heavenly Palace.

"Don't worry, don't worry, everyone come one by one," Sun Wukong comforted the little radish heads, and said with a smile, "I haven't seen you for a few days, our Water Curtain Cave has many new monkey cubs."

"Your Majesty, you've got it. As the saying goes, one day in the sky, one year on the earth, you haven't seen us for a few days, but we haven't seen you for decades." Sun Yi casually pulled a small The monkey said, "Here, look, my lord, does this kid look like me?"

Sun Wukong looked it over carefully and nodded: "Like Ji, like Ji, isn't it your son?"

"Hey, King, you are wrong," Sun pushed the excited little monkey back into the team, and introduced to Sun Wukong very calmly, "This is my great-grandson."

"Yo," Sun Wukong laughed, and patted Sun Yi on the shoulder, "I didn't expect that, but in the blink of an eye, you will have four generations under one roof."

Sun Yi rubbed his hands together and laughed for a long time, before asking: "Your Majesty, since you are back, should you send a message to the Bull Demon King and the others, asking them to come and gather together? I heard that after going up to the Heavenly Palace, it’s not easy to come down again, Your Majesty, you finally came down, it’s time to get together with your brothers.”

"Why did you think of speaking for them?" Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, "I remember that when I was leaving, I was not very familiar with those six so-called sworn brothers. Especially that dragon demon king, he was really sick."

Sun Yi laughed again, this naughty little monkey has finally grown into an old monkey in the past few years, his appearance and mind have matured a lot, his speech is no longer the reckless appearance before, on the contrary, he really has a bit of a housekeeper It should be calm and dignified: "Since Your Majesty went to the Heavenly Palace, we practiced our troops every day, fearing that monsters from other mountains would attack us, but we never expected that the peak owner of Peak 71 would not even dare to move. Yes, be careful, there are a few hilltops that still deliver tribute to us on time, so I insinuated and found out that the other six demon kings have all gone to say hello, so this Huaguo Mountain is so safe. Your Majesty, we here Accepting someone's love can't be done in vain."

"I didn't expect them to be kind and righteous," Sun Wukong pondered for a moment, then raised his head and ordered, "Forget it, you go and inform them that I'm back, grandson, and invite them to come to Huaguoshan for a gathering. Since they treat us Huaguoshan is very caring, and I can't belittle them."

Several demon kings accepted Sun Wukong's invitation. Some were surprised, some were astonished, some were caught off guard, and some were unbelievable. In short, everyone finally gathered in Huaguo Mountain.

The Bull Demon King sat at the head and asked with a smile: "I heard that the Heavenly Court is organizing the Mid-Autumn Festival in the Guanghan Palace a few days ago, and in a few days it will be the once-in-a-lifetime Peach Blossom Festival. These days are just a busy time. My friend in the Heavenly Court said that these days, I wish I could break it in half by myself, and the spinning top is not enough to turn it. My virtuous brother holds a high position in the Heavenly Court, so he is afraid of being entangled in trivial matters, so he ran down to hide!" The Bull Demon King said with a smile, a friend in the heavenly court raised his status casually, and then he flattered Monkey King who sneaked down from his official position to the reason for his descent to the mortal world.

If it was normal, Sun Wukong would be so happy to hear others flattering and flattering him.Not to mention this kind of high hat, even if it is a short hat, Sun Wukong might have easily picked it up.

It's just that since yesterday, Sun Wukong's mind has matured a lot, and he has a bargain in his heart.He didn't invite everyone to Huaguo Mountain to reminisce about the old days. Now that he has a plan in mind, he is naturally determined. At this moment, he has not been led by the nose by the Bull Demon King, and he has no reason to admit that the Bull Demon King handed it to him. , instead put on a frowning look, and poured out the bitter water in his stomach: "Hey, don't mention it, the old Jade Emperor coaxed me to go to heaven, why did he do it for my official? Friends, I must also know that this old Jade Emperor gave me a job as Bi Mawen. To put it bluntly, he is a fairy servant who raises horses. Where can there be any high-ranking officials? It's all a joke, it's all a joke."

The Bull Demon King did not expect that Sun Wukong went to the Heavenly Palace and destroyed all the characters. The innocent, lovely and lively Monkey King became a vicissitudes of old fritters, and he could no longer lead him by the nose. The son couldn't answer the words, he could only be stunned and embarrassed.

The Lion Camel King didn't seem too surprised. After the Bull Demon King stopped talking, the Lion Camel King stood up naturally and comforted Sun Wukong: "If this is the case, then we just don't do it. There is nothing good about the Heavenly Palace," the Lion Camel King and Sun Wukong clinked his glasses, "Although our mortal world is poor in spirit, we still have mountains and water, food and drink, and there is no need to go to heaven to receive the spirit of the Jade Emperor."

Seeing the lion and camel king's statement, the Peng demon king immediately came over with a cup, forcibly clinked a glass with the lion and camel king, and persuaded Wukong a few words: "Yes, Xiao Qi, if you understand the world carefully, you will find the Don't have a flavor, don't have a flavor."

After eating a peach, the macaque king laughed: "It's what you deserve, Xiao Qi, who made you lose your eyesight. I think back then, the Jade Emperor sent someone to invite me, but I refused. You can know it with your feet Ah, this is not my kind, so their minds must be different. Do you really think that the Jade Emperor asked you to go to heaven to be an official? They just invite you to go to heaven and watch you nearby. Wake up, this mortal forest is the one where we belong."

The macaque king looks white on the face, but inside is a clean black thing. At first glance, he is harmless to humans and animals. After getting along with him for a long time, he knows that this old Wu has a bad stomach and makes trouble. Can't stand him.

"Oh," Sun Wukong sighed, "don't mention Fifth Brother, Seventh Brother, I was young and ignorant."

"It's not too late to understand now," the macaque king giggled, and for a while he said seriously, "Xiaoqi, I know what you want to do, brother five, let me tell you something heartfelt, rest. This kind of place is really not something that little monsters of our level can deal with. Among other things, if you just lift your hoof casually, you will be trampled to pieces."

I am not afraid of dragon soldiers and horses, these things have a very good relationship with me.As for the heavenly soldiers and generals, well, the giant spirit god and I are old acquaintances, and Nezha seems to know me too, so there is probably nothing to worry about.

"Fifth Brother, but I can't swallow this breath." Sun Wukong raised his head again, his eyes were full of anger at the Jade Emperor and the Heavenly Court, "The Jade Emperor sent someone to call me to be an official in the Heavenly Court. It’s okay to give it to a small sesame official casually, I don’t care about Laosun, but he just gave me such a humiliating job, I can’t swallow this breath, I can’t swallow it!”

The macaque king glanced at Monkey King, but said nothing.

While several people were discussing, there was a sudden rumor at the door that the one-horned ghost king asked to see him, saying that he had been looking up to Sun Wukong for a long time, but now he heard that Sun Wukong had come down from the Heavenly Palace and came here on purpose.

Several demon kings booed one after another, and even asked the one-horned ghost king whether he was handsome or not. The jokes continued one after another, and they asked Sun Wukong to bring him up. If they liked him, they simply stayed by his side to serve them. Sun Wukong couldn't beat everyone Meaning, he could only laugh and say, "Bring him up."

The one-horned ghost king respectfully holds an ocher yellow robe in his hands, trembling, looking up with a look of admiration, and the jokes of the crowd are even worse. The Bull Demon King asked Sun Wukong to accept the rare beauty in this world color.Sun Wukong waved his hands and said to Bull Demon King: "Go, go, it's not like you don't know that I have a family."

But the lion and camel king also followed suit: "Family and family stay at home; Xiao Qi doesn't know that there is an outside room outside this family room."

Sun Wukong: ... Sister, if you pry into your master's corner like this, are you really not afraid that he will hit you back?

"Yes, yes," Peng Demon King joked with the Lion Camel King, "If you don't bring your family with you, then it's not a family. Look at your elder brother, the Rakshasa and him are destined for thousands of years, and they have been reincarnated for thousands of years. , a role model for the demon world, a model for the strange world. But this old cow still has an outer room outside. The Rakshasa girl who waits by her side knows it too, so it doesn't affect anything."

"That's right," the Lion Camel King said with a smile, "Your family doesn't follow you, what's the matter with taking a servant?"

"Come on, stop messing around," Sun Wukong waved his hand, and finally gave the one-horned ghost king a good look, "You insist on seeing me, but what do you want to say to me?"

The One-horned Ghost King seemed to have received great favor from the heavens. First, he expressed his love for Wukong to everyone, saying that he was like the stars guarding the moon in the sky, no matter how far away or how long, he never had the slightest affection for the Monkey King. Change.Sun Wukong gave him goosebumps all over his body. Amid the booing of the crowd, he expressed his thoughts in a concise and concise manner.

The one-horned ghost king quickly handed the robe he held in his hand to Sun Wukong: "My lord, this is the robe I specially asked for for my lord. It is said that water and fire are invulnerable, swords and guns are invulnerable, and it can be tried a hundred times."

Sun Wukong already liked red and yellow, and this one-horned ghost king is also good at doing things. He specially picked a red and yellow robe and handed it to Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong was naturally happy.Sun Wukong took the robe, tried the material, and it was really smooth, with a flowing texture, it looked like it was made of clouds in the sky, quite similar to the cold clothes of the Guanghan Palace.

"Okay, okay," Sun Wukong was overjoyed, "Since that's the case, I will make you a pioneer, are you willing?"

"I'm willing, I'm willing," the One-horned Ghost King nodded like pounding rice, "I'm also willing to serve tea and water by the King's side."

The crowd was booing again, Sun Wukong didn't bother with them, only let them do whatever they wanted.

The one-horned ghost king asked cautiously: "I wonder how many years the king has been in the sky?"

The Bull Demon King waited and waited, and finally waited for the time to speak. He saw the opportunity to fight the fire: "Little poor, you don't know how many years we have lived here, but there are only a few days in the sky. Your king is in the sky." It's not a good life, even though it's only a dozen days, he gave the Jade Emperor a good meal."

"What did the Jade Emperor do to our great king?" The one-horned ghost king asked without confidence, as if he was ashamed of his ignorance. This Jade Emperor is the most just person in the sky, could it be that there is some misunderstanding with the King?"

"Oh, misunderstanding?" Sun Wukong sneered, "What misunderstanding? The old man of the Jade Emperor asked me to go to heaven to lead his horse. He made me a coachman. I don't care about the old grandson."

The one-horned ghost king immediately changed his face, filled with righteous indignation, and successfully pleased everyone present: "My lord, you are so brave, how can you be a mere coachman! We want to be a great sage! Equal to the sky Great Sage! That Jade Emperor is so mad!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: "Okay! Then the Great Sage Equaling Heaven! Brothers and sisters, you might as well find a great sage to call him."

Everyone was silent for a while, the name Sun Wukong was too big, it is not a good name at first glance, if they follow behind Sun Wukong, they may fight one day, this is not a matter between Tianting and Sun Wukong, but The matter between Tianting and the seven of them.

As a member of the Heavenly Court, the Bull Demon King naturally didn't have so many scruples. He saw that the one-horned ghost king had persuaded Sun Wukong, so he acted on the wind, fearing that Wukong would change his mind later, so he immediately scrambled to give himself a nickname: "Since the seventh brother is called the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, then I will be called the Great Sage Pingtian! I wish the seventh brother will go to this day and disturb the Lingxiao Palace."

Jiao Demon King curled his lips. He has the least status among the seven people. The powerful boss and youngest have all expressed their views, so he can only follow the trend: "Then I am the Great Sage Overturning the Sea."

After choosing the name, the Demon King secretly gave himself a thumbs up, feeling that he was unparalleled in wit.After all, he was originally a jiao, so he could naturally overwhelm the sea.As for the great sage, don't be funny, besides Nuwa, who in the demon clan has seen anyone who bears the name of the great sage really become the great sage?

The Lion Camel King smiled and held up the lamp, approving Wukong's statement: "I am called the Great Sage of Yishan."

Peng Demon King didn't want to talk at first, but seeing that the lion and camel king was so active, he couldn't hold back the beauty and add difficulties to his pursuit for no reason, so he could only follow behind the lion and camel king, and casually picked a nickname for himself He said: "Then I will be called the Great Sage Huntian."

Wu Chao smiled and said the first sentence of the day: "I am called the Great Sage of Exorcism."

Sun Wukong couldn't help looking at Wuchao a few more times.The first few are obviously perfunctory. What is the great sage who moved the mountain, let alone the lion and camel, the arm-armed ape can do it; Son, it sounded like he was here to mess around and make up the numbers, but this great sage exorcising gods is completely different, much more powerful than his great sage Equaling Heaven, and the great sage Pingtian of Bull Demon King.

Everyone expressed their opinions. The macaque king had no choice but to follow the crowd, but he clearly expressed his ambition in his name, and he resolutely refused to do anything unnecessary: ​​"Then I will call him the Great Sage of Ventilation."

So far, Monkey King, Bull Demon King, and Wuchao have formed a short-term anti-god anti-heaven alliance.The macaque king was in charge of tipping off the news, so he could barely be regarded as an external member of the three-person organization.

As for the Lion Camel King, Peng Demon King, and Jiao Demon King, the three of them stood by and watched all the way, and no longer interfered with Sun Wukong's affairs.

The former seven great demon kings fell apart in an instant.

The author has something to say:

I'm sorry, I have a bit too many codes today, and I don't have time to hold

1. The lion and camel king will persuade Sun Wukong to take the outer room here, because what she has received is a Confucian education, the three obediences and the four virtues are a simplified version of Lu Ping.

2. The clothes presented by the one-horned ghost king are specially made by the Heavenly Court, and Monkey King feels right.The one-horned ghost king deliberately said the wrong words "the king has been in the sky for decades" in order to create an image that he doesn't know anything about heaven.