[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

"Unless you can prove he's not dead."

Oh, it's too early to say no.

The red-tailed horse monkey stood up: "That white-haired simian is the confidant of the Taishang Laojun. He was ordered by the Taishang Laojun to try to get you to the heaven. Unexpectedly, you plotted a trick , Now it is estimated that he is recuperating in Tushita Palace. Daodetianzun does not have many confidants, the Bull Demon King of Xiniu Hezhou counts as one, the ancient Buddha of Dideng counts as one, and he is added. Don’t worry, even if Daodetianzun is still recuperating, The white-haired monkey's healing elixir is also indispensable. He can't die. It's a pity that I can't walk in the heavenly court right now, otherwise, I can take you up to have a look."

"I don't believe you," the little monkey stared fiercely at the Chijiri horse monkey opposite with his eyes wide open. "If the white-haired monkey is not dead, he will definitely come back."

"Yes, yes, he will definitely come back." Chijiri Mahou nodded, "His mission has not been completed yet, he will definitely come back, not only will he come back, but he will also come back to fool you into hitting Tiangong."

Holding the bodhi seed, the little monkey rolled his eyes in a circle: "Why does he want to trick me into going to the Heavenly Palace?"

"Ask me," Chijiri Mahou said, "If I don't tell you, even if you kneel down, I won't say anything," which can drive a person to death.

Fortunately, this monkey is not human, and has a strong thirst for knowledge.

At this time, the monkey stopped splashing, and the play stopped. A pair of round eyes stared at the red-tailed horse monkey energetically, and his whole body exuded an aura of "tell me the answer quickly".

Chijiri Mahou became even more arrogant, he didn't understand the relationship between Tianzun and this broken stone, and now he was embarrassing the little monkey. "I won't tell you, I won't tell you if you're dying of anxiety" can literally bring his master back to life.

The little monkey curled his lips and was a little annoyed: "Forget it, who cares. A red-tailed horse monkey, what's the big deal, when I learn the skills, I will set up another stall next to your stall, every day Free divination and fortune-telling, it will piss you off."

Red Chick Horse Monkey: ...

Wait, where is his stall, why doesn't he know?

"Hey," the little monkey called Chijiri Mahou reluctantly, "Do you know where to sign up for the Huaguoshan beauty pageant?"

"I know." Chijiri Mahou nodded, "What are you doing?"

"Why don't you just need money." The little monkey said in a low voice, afraid that others would hear it.

Chijiri Mahou looked shocked: "Did you set up a fortune-telling booth for me at the registration site? Let me tell you, I won't help you earn money!"

The little monkey looked at him with the eyes of a mentally handicapped monkey, and those eyes were gouge out on the Chijima monkey. If you look at it horizontally, it is a "stupid", and if you look at it vertically, it is a "stupid with capital letters". Idiot, so he patted his butt, stood up, and left cleanly.

Chijiri horse monkey was a little shocked.

Who is the first to act as a mentally retarded person!Why does this person still have the face to look at him with mentally retarded eyes!

After all, the little monkey is going to participate in the annual Huaguoshan beauty pageant.

He is short of money.

very short.

If he lacked it, he wished he could sell the ashes of the white-haired monkey.

Obviously, no one bought it.

Although according to the Chijiri Mahou who can predict the future, it is not a relic, but a bodhi seed.

But it’s not bad, anyway, it’s a good thing for Buddhist cultivators.For little monkeys, they can be sold at a good price.

Of course, it is worth mentioning that there are no Buddhist cultivators in this valley.

Well, if the white-haired monkey is really not a Buddhist practitioner.

Therefore, no one is willing to buy the dusty bodhi seed on the little monkey's wrist - although it is round and big, its appearance is not bad.

The little monkey stood at the registration office of the Huaguoshan beauty pageant, looked at the registration form and competition items of the beauty pageant, and frowned tightly, let alone whether the Huaguoshan beauty pageant is stupid or not Mentally retarded, just judging from the winning rewards, it is quite tempting.The little monkey confirmed with the person in charge of the registration again with a very reluctant voice.

"Will the final winner really get ten loads of gold?"

"Of course," Peony smiled sweetly, "Or you can exchange it for 500 yuan top-quality spirit stones, or other treasures, as long as they are of the same value, we will agree."

The little monkey filled out the application form in disgust and handed it to Peony.

After Peony passed the review, she handed the little monkey a piece of jade wat with a smile on her face: "Please make a record."

"how to do?"

"Just put a drop of blood on it."

The little monkey dripped a drop of blood on the jade wat, and the jade wat used for registration flashed, and the image of the little monkey flashed quickly.Except for the reduced size, it is exactly the same as the little monkey himself, and even the golden hair glistens in the sun, which is perfectly imitated.

"Well, this should sell for a lot of money." The little monkey rubbed the jade wat and said to himself.

"How short of money do you really have?" If it wasn't for the fact that he had been out of the low life for a long time and had no coins in his hands, Chijiri Mahou couldn't help but smash the little monkey to death with his own money.At this time, Chijiri Mahou began to miss the coins that he did not take away when he ascended.

"It's too lacking." The little monkey put away the jade wat, shook his head and sighed, and muttered, "You and the white-haired monkey, organized and disciplined monkeys, will never understand the pain of our casual practitioners."

Red Chick Horse Monkey: ...

You are not a genius made of monkeys, you are a genius of drama.

Huaguoshan's beauty contest takes place in a valley.

"It's said that it's because it's the closest to the King of the Mountain, so it's convenient for the King of the Mountain to choose the most beautiful champion." A flower demon licked its fingers, feeling charming.

"Nonsense," a registered monster shook the registration form in his hand, and retorted in a rough voice, "One is the smoothness of the fur, the second is the bite strength of the teeth, the third is the way of talking and demeanor, and the fourth is the kicking of the legs. Heli. There is no such thing as the King of the Mountain, okay?"

The flower demon smiled and said nothing.

The game starts quickly.

First round, fur smoothness.

Those without fur are eliminated.

Those who didn't take a shower yesterday will be eliminated.

Knotted fur, eliminated.

If the fur is too thick, it will be eliminated.

……

The person in charge touched and touched the little monkey, feeling very intoxicated.

"This fur is smoother than the piece of brocade woven by the seven fairies on the king's lounge chair!"

Chijiri Mahou couldn't help but look away.

According to the behavior of the little monkey who must repay the villain, the hand of the person in charge is probably about to be broken.

Huh?

Why didn't you hear the crunching sound.

Chijiri Mahou opened his eyes puzzled.

God!

Come see your monkeys!

He was immersed in the touch of another man with an intoxicated face!

Long live!

Tianzun, is your hat woven by four fairies!

No, Chijiri Mahou took out a small notebook, I am a dedicated subordinate, and I can't just watch the fun and not do business.Tianzun's sweetheart likes to be touched, I have to write it down, and then pass the news to my Tianzun!

After all, it's a little pitiful that his own Tianzun has been chasing him for so long, but he hasn't caught up yet.

Ugh.

It's a pity that he can only foresee what will happen 100 years later, and he can't help Tianzun, who has limited mobility and hemiplegia, to chase the stone.

If it was said that the first round of the competition was just a bit of a scam, then the level of the second round of the competition was comparable to cheating.

Looking at the pile of green and unripe fruits in front of them, the vegetarian animals were dumbfounded.

And carnivorous animals are even more pitiful, what they are facing is a whole bone, yes, you read that right, pay attention, it is not a meaty bone, but a bone!

"The occlusion of the teeth is very important. Whether it is a vegetarian or a meat eater, we all want to have strong teeth." The person in charge kept wandering in the field and inspecting the surroundings. "Next, let's start the game. Whoever has the most seeds, or the most crushed fruit cores, will win this competition, and the rest will be eliminated."

Chijiri Mahou is not worried about the little monkey, after all he is a small rock.

No matter how bad it is, the little monkey is still a little monkey with no teeth. Even if a tooth is accidentally knocked out, it is still a deciduous tooth.

I thought so, but when he heard the rattling sound, Chijima Monkey was still taken aback. By the way, he lit a candle for his Tianzun's future bed life - just such a tooth, He was quite worried about the shoulders of his future Tianzun.

The third round wasn't much fun.Things like manners, in other words, are just pretending.The little monkey is so good at this play, even if he stands there with his mouth shut, he won't be eliminated in this round of competition.Of course, the little monkey who wanted to win the ten loads of gold did not do nothing like this. He tried his best to behave like a monkey and a person.

Chijiri Mahou thought, this monkey probably wants to go down the mountain.

The people living in Nanbuzhou are mortals, so they use common things like gold and silver; There are monster caves like this, and there are mortal gathering places like Datang, so Huaguo Mountain has both monsters and mortals, and of course there are occasionally a few immortals.

It’s just that the welfare benefits of Huaguoshan are very generous. Even if the entire 72 peaks are divided into different levels, every life born in Huaguoshan, from birth to death, does not use a single bit of currency—whether it is gold or gold. Lingshi - here provides enough growth resources for each original resident.

In short, in Huaguoshan, there is no need for currency.

The little monkey not only wants to go down the mountain, he still wants to go to Nanbuzhou.

Chijiri Mahou is not in a hurry, no matter what the little monkey's reason for going down the mountain is, it is not a bad thing for him.

Because Bodhi Illusion was established at the junction of Nanfangbuzhou and Xihe Niuzhou.

But the little monkey is very lucky, because only places like Huaguo Mountain can prepare mortal currency for the monster to go down the mountain.

In the fourth round, the competition is the combination of legs kicking.

"In previous years, we used one-on-one fighting alone, but," the person in charge changed the subject and inspected the field, "the damage in previous years was too huge, so this year, for the sake of everyone's safety, our assessment has been changed. This way," the person in charge continued, "Looking around the field, ignoring the chattering discussions off the field and the instant heated atmosphere, the person in charge continued, "This year, we use the long jump method to combine the kicks with our legs!"

rabbit:! ! !

birds:? ? ? ?

Is this racism?

Ignoring the ignorant players off the field, the person in charge brought everyone to the same field.

The take-off point is on a stable large stone slab, and about ten meters away, there is another destroyed stone tablet.Beyond the stele, there is a waterfall, and the torrential water flows straight down into the stream.

The location was chosen well, at least there would be no disability caused by the long jump.

The referee said that all those who skipped the stele were considered qualified.Finally, they are ranked according to the distance of the long jump as the final result.

The person in charge asked everyone to stand in line. With a wave of the small flag and a blow of the whistle, a bunch of animals were swearing, but their legs still had enough strength, and they jumped up scramblingly. People seem to be jumping farther than themselves, one by one is more active than cursing people, for fear that the people around them will surpass themselves.

Of course, the little monkey is one of these people, and he is not exempt. For the ten loads of gold in the world, he has worked so hard to get the first one.

However, there is one thing we must consider, that is, the little monkey is different from the little lion and the little bird, he is born to jump and climb in the mountains.

Probably nothing in this world is more suitable for jumping than the monkey race, so that the little monkey drew a beautiful arc in the air, crossed the stone wall perfectly, and fell straight into the rushing waterfall.

It wasn't over yet, he just watched the waterfall fall behind him, and his own body jumped over the water curtain and continued to move forward until his body fell to the stone bed in a parabola, making a bang bang sound.

The friends around the stele were all stunned.

Meow meow meow?

woof woof?

what happened?

Long jump can kill monkeys?

The first accidental death at this year's beauty pageant?

Just as everyone was stunned and wondering how to go in and pick up the poor contestant's body, the golden little monkey limped out of the hole dripping with water and wet.

Meow meow meow?

woof woof?

Choo Choo Choo?

what happened?

Before the stunned expression of everyone was over, the referee raised his little flag and blew his little whistle.

"I announce that the winner of this year's beauty pageant is the little monkey from Huaguoshan! According to the practice of our Huaguoshan beauty pageant, our champion little monkey has a new name—Monkey King!"

The little monkey was actually a little sad, because it hurt a little from the fall.

However, when he heard that he had become the champion, his eyes lit up immediately, his back was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and he could go up to the fifth floor in one breath.Without panting!

Holding his ten loads of gold in his arms, the little monkey asked Mudan for a storage bag, and happily left.

He completely ignored the strange gazes of various animals behind him.

They have heard of the Lion King and the King Beauty Shao, but this is the first time they have heard of the Monkey King.

Has King of the Mountain changed his taste?

Such a small one, is it an adult yet? !