[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

Sun Wukong found it strange at first, but later, he found it annoying.

Batch after batch of duplicity people, Sun Wukong sent away one wave after another, at first he was able to unwrap the presents to see how fresh they were, but later, he found that everyone gave them the same things, and the quality was not too good , at least so far, the cloaks he has received are only ordinary, and none of them can surpass the cloak in his hand.As for the magic weapon, it is even worse than the somersault cloud that Bodhi sent him.

Wukong put out his lively thoughts, and just felt that the good life of welcoming and sending was boring.But he had to do it, if he wanted to overthrow the position of Jade Emperor, it was necessary to win over his subordinates.

Sun Wukong walked to the hall, just in time to see Su'e walking in from the outside, seeming to be impatient, and directed everyone to send the load of congratulatory gifts into the Dasheng Mansion: "Be careful, these Baby bumps and bumps, you all suffer."

The fairy servants agreed, but Sun Wukong only said that Taiyin Xingjun is so different, no matter what kind of treasure, no matter whether it is worth money or not, just say that Taiyin Xingjun actually sent a load of things to the Great Saint Mansion, Sun Wukong felt as if he saw a willow tree among many poplar trees, a small green bud among many dead branches, and saw hope in the icy cold wind, and his heart was extremely moved. Thank you so much.

But after thinking about it, this is a gift from Taiyin Xingjun, and the hope in the icy cold wind was blown away again.

Sun Wukong sighed, thinking about what the Taiyin Xingjun gave him, other people's gifts were all one by one, but his Taiyin Xingjun's family actually had baskets of baskets, according to Taiyin Xingjun's stingy Personality, it will never be something new, it is likely to be leftover or unfinished, Monkey King heyed, and thought, August [-]th has just passed, let alone the unfinished Tiangong limited edition mooncakes.Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, feeling that this idea is quite reasonable, and thinking about it again, he became happy alone, not to mention the heavenly palace, the taste of this moon cake is indeed much better than that of the human world.Sun Wukong ate half of it at the time, so he was thinking about where to go back to buy some more, store it, and use it as a snack, and eat a few bites when he has nothing to do.But because it is a limited supply from Tiangong, Monkey King inquired for a long time, only to find out that other immortals have already finished eating, let alone mooncakes, and the mooncake box does not know where to throw it.Even if you want to eat, there is no place to buy or sell.

Thinking about it this way, Monkey King thought that this moon cake was not very reliable.If there are really leftover mooncakes, I am afraid that Mr. Taiyin Xing will open a mooncake shop to sell mooncakes.

But when Sun Wukong took a closer look, the fairy servants carrying the baskets were walking heavily, one by two, as if they were carrying heavy burdens. They really didn’t look like good goods. For a moment, forget it, or don't ask Fairy Su'e.In case Taiyin Xingjun sent no gold, silver and jewelry, let alone magic weapons, but just a basket of ordinary mortal specialties, wouldn't it be embarrassing for Fairy Su'e to ask him such a question?

Sun Wukong thought he was considerate, so he kept silent about this basket of unknown things, thinking to himself, if it’s a big deal, I don’t want it at all, and I will send it back later.Anyway, there are so many gods in the Heavenly Palace, how can such a gift be missed.

This Tiangong gift is not about luxury and practicality. After all, everyone has a good magic weapon for their own use, so how can they give it to others?Since the gifts of Tiangong don't pay attention to luxury and practicality, they must pay attention to liquidity.Otherwise, the extravagant packaging would be wasted on the road.

Sun Wukong looked at the loads and loads of things sent by Taiyin Xingjun, and couldn't help frowning, because these baskets reminded Wukong of the emerald and white jade that the jade rabbit always chanted in his ears-to put it bluntly, it was cabbage and potatoes.

Wukong thinks that the Taiyin star king should be able to do it. It is said that the rabbits in Taiyin's family are different from other people's. They don't like to eat the exquisite feed provided by Tiangong, but they only have a soft spot for cabbage and potatoes.But according to the rabbit of Taiyin Xingjun's family, she hated potatoes the most in her life, followed by cabbage.The Lunar Lord refused to use the fine feed provided by Tiangong, definitely not because she was picky about food, but because the Lunar Star disliked expensive food.

Sun Wukong chuckled, saying that the Jade Rabbit could only talk nonsense, and that Taiyin Xingjun was so generous, how could he be that stingy person.Yutu blushed on the spot, saying what I like and what I don't like, how can I not know?Sun Wukong thought about it, it’s true, what he likes and dislikes, he must be clearer than others, so the name of Taiyin Xingjun’s stingy name gradually spread, and more people talked about it, and those who broke the news no longer covered up , Yuelao secretly exposed the black material of Taiyin Xingjun, saying that Taiyin Xingjun was extremely stingy and never gave him an extra red thread, but the red thread kept cutting, once it was wrong, unless more red threads were used Tie the marriage back, otherwise you can only resign yourself to fate.Yuelao complained with confidence, if it wasn't for Taiyin Xingjun who only gave the exact red line every time, how could there be so many lovers who are hard to get married?It's all the Yin Xingjun's fault!Taiyin Xingjun's stinginess directly caused him to make mistakes in marriage and pull the wrong red line every time, there was no way to remedy it, and he could only watch the human tragedy happen before his eyes.

Sun Wukong thought for a second, this Taiyin star was too stingy, and he couldn't keep it together. The Taiyin star felt that Wukong and the rabbit belonged to each other, so he pulled vegetables out of the rabbit's mouth and gave Wukong a few baskets of cabbage and potatoes as a congratulatory gift.It saves time and effort, which is quite in line with the style of Taiyin Xingjun.

Sun Wukong shook his head and sighed, not only felt sorry for the little white rabbit who could not eat the uniformly equipped feed, but also felt sorry for himself who was about to receive cabbage and potatoes, and out of nowhere came out an advertisement slogan - "The uniformly equipped feed in Tiangong, Not only does it taste good, it’s also nutritious! Ever since I ate a little feed, my mana has developed by leaps and bounds.” Think about it carefully, and remember that this is what Monkey King heard when he was Bi Mawen. Thinking about the situation of the Jade Rabbit later, I just feel that there are quite a lot of rules in the heavens. Even if there is a panacea that can improve mana by leaps and bounds, not everyone can take it.

No matter how he planned in his heart, Monkey King did not lose his manners on the face, he walked a few steps quickly, went up to meet him, and chatted with Su'e about homework.

Su'e repeated the congratulations on the housewarming again and again, and Sun Wukong laughed back a few polite words. After the scene was finished, Su'e quickly got to the point: "I didn't have time to accompany you earlier, didn't I?" Well, if it wasn't for me, Fairy Nishang wouldn't have made trouble in Lingxiao Palace, but you would have been troubled."

"Hey, fairy, what did you say?" Sun Wukong held a smile on his face, and the smile was sincere, "Old Sun, I have long seen that Bi Mawen's job is not pleasing to the eye, but Fairy Nishang is not pleasing to the eye." It provided Lao Sun with a chance to let go."

Su'e didn't point it out, she just offered her credit first with a smile: "Fairy Nishang is washing clothes in Guanghan Palace every day. Originally, the Jade Emperor just restrained her feet, but Taiyin Xingjun felt that Fairy Nishang was indescribable. She turned out to be the victim, so she was sent to the worst and most tiring starch washing workshop."

Sun Wukong didn't know the twists and turns, but when Su'e mentioned it casually, he responded casually: "Please trouble the fairy."

Su'e was thanked by Sun Wukong, so she smiled and continued to finish the sentence: "Great Sage, to be honest, I robbed all the fairies of their jobs today, and made this trip on purpose, because I really have something to ask for."

"What's the matter? Just tell me and listen to me. If I can help, I will definitely do it for you, grandson."

But whether I can help with this matter is up to me.Monkey King silently added in his heart.

Fairy Su'e: "Actually, it's not a big deal, but Su'e wants to ask." Su'e bit her lower lip, looked hesitant, then glanced left and right, repelled the fairy servant, after a long while, made sure that there were no other people around, and then Lowering her voice, "Su'e wants to ask, can the Great Sage Reincarnation Pill know how to do it?"

"Reincarnation Pill?" Sun Wukong frowned, "You are a god, what do you want that for?"

Su'e squeezed her handkerchief, and after a while she made up her mind: "The Great Sage doesn't know something, I have admired General Jinwu for a long time, but the Great Sage also knows that love is not allowed in this heaven, if I want to have sex with General Jinwu It’s a good thing, you have to go down to earth.”

"Then you go down to earth," Sun Wukong didn't understand why, "isn't going down to earth much easier than Reincarnation Pill? You just need to sign up, and you don't even need to get rid of your immortality. After the first life is over, you and the Golden Crow can go back to heaven. Your Su'e, he will be his general. Isn't it better than Reincarnation Pill?"

"But I don't want to ask for dewy marriage." Su'e looked at Sun Wukong, but her eyes drifted into the distance. "If I want to seek dewy marriage, why do I need to go down to earth? I have been waiting in Tiangong for so many years alone, and I finally waited until I wanted to wait I only hope to be able to stay with him day and night, and marry him for life after life, so how can I care about this mere life."

Although Sun Wukong didn't understand the world of Su'e and Jinwu, he still nodded in agreement.

"However, I have to make an agreement with the fairy first. This Reincarnation Pill is no better than Zhuyan Pill. The refining time of Reincarnation Pill is extremely long, the raw materials consumed are quite precious, and the success rate of the pill is even lower——"

Su'e hastily expressed that she didn't mind: "Don't worry, Great Sage, the contents in this basket are all materials for refining reincarnation pills. If there are not enough, I will send them to the Great Sage's mansion in the future."

Sun Wukong:  …

The co-author doesn't even have cabbage tofu? ?

Forget it, cabbage tofu is not delicious, if you don’t have it, you don’t have it.

"Well, of course, I won't be polite with you about the materials, but the fairy has to be prepared, even if I start the alchemy today, the Reincarnation Pill will take 600 years to refine," Monkey King said, "It's a long time, It would be better for the fairy to go down to earth with General Jinwu first."

Su'e shook her head: "If you can't even wait for these 600 years, how can you spend the rest of your life with the Golden Crow in the future?"

"Since you said so, then I have nothing to say. When I come back and list the ingredients, I will open the furnace for you to make alchemy."

Su'e originally wanted to chat with Sun Wukong, but just after finishing speaking, a notification came from outside the door, saying that the third prince Nezha had called in.

Sun Wukong couldn't believe it: "What? Who are you talking about? Say it again?"

The fairy servant was flustered and couldn't speak clearly. Before the fairy servant could finish speaking, the third prince Nezha waved his Huntian Ling Qiankun circle, and hit the door of Monkey King's house all the way, shouting: "Let that hozen come out to see me quickly! The crown prince has recovered from his injuries, and he wants to fight this hozen!"

It saves the fairy servant from repeating the work.

Sun Wukong:  …

Sun Wukong is really too lazy to talk to him, but remembering that Nezha traveled thousands of miles, he deliberately went to Huaguo Mountain to feign defeat, and even tipped him off. Monkey King felt that it was a bit too much to leave Nezha alone, not to mention that there were a bunch of spectators who didn't know the truth. And a fairy from Guanghan Palace, if it spreads out, it will not be good for Nezha's reputation, and it will also hinder his reputation, so Monkey King turned around, turned his back to Nezha, and poured wine on his own.

"Don't fight, don't fight, whoever wants to compete with you, let's stand there, we will see each other immediately, I am superior, you will be inferior." Monkey King is much taller than Nezha because he is an adult , It took a lot of advantage in words.

Nezha stomped his feet angrily: "What is there to be proud of, who can't change into an adult?!"

After speaking, Nezha turned into a giant.

Wukong really competed with Nezha, both of you grow taller, and I grow taller, and after a while, the roof of the Dasheng Mansion collapsed.

Fairy Su'e leaned forward and backward with a smile, a mouse crawled over Sun Wukong's feet, scolding him for being sick.

After hearing this, Fairy Su'e felt that the mouse was right. If she stayed with these two psychopaths, she was afraid that she would be infected too, so she raised her head and said goodbye to Monkey King, her eyes and eyebrows were full of smiles.

Monkey King was a little embarrassed to be ridiculed, and immediately returned to his normal height.

Nezha triumphantly despised Sun Wukong for a while, and then talked with Sun Wukong on stilts.

Monkey King was too lazy to look up, so he responded casually.

The two talked about something related to the Monkey King, and then closed the door to make a who-knows-what plan. After a while, Nezha left.

After Nezha left, Sun Wukong drank some water to moisten his throat, and then he heard a lingering mouse scaring him.

"I heard what you said, if you don't want me to report you—" The mouse's voice was very long, as if it was waiting for Monkey King to interrupt him.

Sun Wukong understood the mouse's hint, but he couldn't care less about Tianyou, let alone draw a picture of him getting out of the bath, so he pretended not to know anything and drank his wine on his own.

The mouse gritted its teeth angrily, wishing to run from here to Lingxiao Palace to sue the Jade Emperor.But thinking about Li Jing's life-saving grace back then, he became depressed again.

After teasing the mouse enough, Monkey King stood up and said, "Okay, okay, I will help you once, but you have to help me once."

When the mouse heard that there was a picture of Marshal Tianyou going out of the bath, he was overjoyed immediately, and hurriedly said yes, how could he still have the spirit to think?

Sun Wukong pondered for a while, and decided to let the mouse go to the Sanqing Realm for him to see the situation.

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...I was so angry that I didn't want to talk.

It took half an hour to open Baidu, do you believe it? ?It took half an hour to open Jinjiang, and I was about to explode! !

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I originally planned to spend more time, but in the end, I wasted my time on breaking the Internet! !

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