[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

Tang Seng and his party stayed on this mountain for one night, and Wukong and the others had to feel that Tang Seng was lucky, and after such a toss, he could find someone by mistake.

The owner here is a white-haired old man. When Tang Seng introduced himself that he was going to the west to learn scriptures, the old man suddenly interrupted Tang Seng's words: "Learn the scriptures? You go to the west, how can you get the real scriptures? If you really want to get the real scriptures , it’s time to go to the east.”

Tang Seng said: "My father-in-law is probably confused. To learn Buddhist scriptures from the West, you naturally go west."

The old man just sneered, and walked away, leaving Tang Seng and the others staring at each other, speechless.

On the second day, when Tang Seng and others got up, the old man had disappeared, only the house remained unchanged.

"Brother," Bajie moved closer to Sun Wukong, "here, could it be that some expert told us to break up earlier?"

Sun Wukong glanced away: "No." A monkey was hidden behind the mountain, looking like a six-eared macaque, Monkey King shook his head, "It's irrelevant, just follow our way."

Zhu Bajie complied humbly, carrying the burden and moving on.

Another day.

"Wukong, look ahead," Tang Seng pointed to the magnificent house in front of him, "I have a place to rest tonight."

The houses are row upon row, complicated and gorgeous, and if you just look at it, you will know that it must be rich and powerful.

"Hey, old pig, I can finally have a good meal!" Zhu Bajie swallowed, "I've been on the road all day, this time I want to eat Xiaoshangao's steamed buns!"

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat!" Sun Wukong led the dragon horse and twisted Zhu Bajie's ears, "Idiot, don't you even look at this place!"

"Where is it?" Zhu Bajie squeezed forward, "A place to eat! Master, come here, I'll lead you a horse, let senior brother knock on the door!"

Monkey King looked around and knocked on the door.Zhu Bajie was drooling, he understood what he said so clearly, Zhu Bajie was still like this, Monkey King didn't bother to mention him, and just concentrated on knocking on the broken door.

Soon, a middle-aged lady came out, wearing jingle bells, rich and dignified, she had the charm of a young lady, a little more mature and too old, a little less dusty and tasteless, just right Under the widow's door, there were four more strong men. Even if they didn't realize anything before knocking on the door, Monkey King understood everything at this moment.

The mid-mature widow's apricot eyes seemed angry but not angry, and she said with anger and joy: "These strong men know that my family is recruiting a son-in-law recently, so they stay in the middle of the night?"

Monkey King: ...Actually, he wanted to turn around and leave, but Tang Seng refused to let him.

"We're just staying here for one night, and we're leaving tomorrow."

"It's not in the way, it's not in the way," the widow ushered them into the house. Along the way, she was charming and seductive, Zhu Bajie couldn't help swallowing, and muttered softly, "My dear, it's better than Chang'e."

Sun Wukong:  …

The widow told Tang Seng about her daughter in detail. Tang Seng was sweating all over, his face was pale, and he was clenching his teeth. He was not a child who didn't understand anything. This woman's words were so explicit, he had to exercise restraint so as not to make a fool of himself on the spot. .

Zhu Bajie started teasing: "Master, why don't we get married here, the place is rich and prosperous, not much better than that in Xitian!"

The woman agreed and persuaded Tang Monk all the way.

But Tang Seng hated Sun Wukong for beating his horse just now, which frightened him all the way, so he said, "Wukong, you stay here."

"Hey," you monk is really interesting, "Master doesn't know something. I haven't had that need since I was born. Even if you let me stay, I can't be tough. Is there a big difference between widowhood and widowhood? "

Zhu Bajie listened to what Sun Wukong wanted, and thought that if Monkey King was humane, the monkey would stay here. Well, it seems that it should be a good place, so Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Why don't you choose me, I'll stay! I'm very capable, once How many fields can be plowed!"

Drifting rolled his eyes covertly, since Zhu Bajie was in a hurry to seek death, he didn't mind pushing him behind his back: "Second senior brother is a good hand at work, especially in farm work!"

Sun Wukong: ... the arable land that the idiot just said is not what Lao Sha understands, is it?

Zhu Bajie followed the old woman into the back hall at last, but he did not mention it.It is only said that after Tang Seng and the others ate the fast meal, a little maid came to call Wukong: "Just now my uncle said that I have something to do with the senior brother, who is the senior senior brother?"

Both Tang Monk and Sand Monk were taken aback: I'm afraid this person is not from the Immortal Dance, is he?

"May I ask why?" Tang Seng somehow remembered that this was his big apprentice, "I'm afraid it will be inconvenient if the exposure is deeper."

yo!Tang Seng actually said something human!Monkey King was quite surprised, and heard Tang Seng's next sentence, "I have already retained one apprentice, and the rest of the apprentices will go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures with me, so I can't stay any longer."

Sun Wukong: ... "Master is fine, I'll go see what that idiot told me to do, it's fine, I can't do anything, I'm afraid of what they will do."

Tang Seng wanted to persuade him again, but the little servant girl rolled her eyes and was about to cry.

Tang Seng couldn't see the woman crying, so he sold Monkey King immediately.

Sun Wukong followed the maid out of the hall, turned eastward and westward to a secluded place.

"It's right here." The little maid saluted and stepped back in a polite manner.

Sun Wukong didn't bother to stop him.

Bodhi is addicted to acting, and the servant girl he plays is quite similar, but I don't know how he got mixed up with this bunch of Bodhisattvas, and he has to come out again later in a different form. Of course, Monkey King is too lazy to expose it.

After a while, Bodhi came out again in the form of Zhu Bajie.

As soon as he came up, he covered Sun Wukong's eyes: "Brother, guess who I am?"

Sun Wukong:  …

"looking for me?"

"Brother, I really miss the feeling of sharing the same bed with you and me a few days ago. Since we have a bed and a room today, why don't we relive the feeling of sharing the same bed?"

Monkey King: ...Since you insist on acting, I can only act with you.

"Bajie," Sun Wukong resisted the urge to vomit, took Zhu Bajie's fat hand off his shoulder, and smiled tolerantly, pretending to be jealous but holding back, "You don't Go indoors to play with all the bodhisattvas, what are you looking for me here?"

"Oh," Bodhi pretended to be coquettish, Sun Wukong couldn't bear to look straight away, and Bodhi continued, "Isn't it because you have tasted your taste, and you don't have any feelings for others?"

Sun Wukong: ...Is it sick? This is, can't he admit defeat? !

Sun Wukong knocked Bodhi's hand off, and no longer sang with him to disgust each other, "Don't persuade me, I won't go back with you."

Bodhi changed back: "I'm not here to persuade you."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"Come and see you sharing the bed with the canopy," Bodhi said in a long voice, "don't forget, there is a picture of Marshal Canopy getting out of the bath in your Great Sage's Mansion."

"You really dare to think," Sun Wukong tried to shake those pictures out of his mind, "How could I like the canopy?"

Haven't you always liked the sunny, cheerful and dead-skinned ones?

At any rate, Bodhi didn't say anything, but said bitterly, "Then what style do you like?"

Sun Wukong gave him a deep look, then looked away, and did not speak again.

"Tsk tsk tsk, little monkey, you have changed your mind." Bodhi shook his head and hooked Monkey King's palm, "You must have said you liked me before."

Sun Wukong just laughed, but didn't answer: "What do you want me for?"

"Keep watching you," Bodhi grabbed Wukong's hand, "don't let you be seduced by the fairy next to you."

Sun Wukong:  …

"It's okay, I'm going back."

Bodhi really wanted to talk to him, but seeing Sun Wukong's indifferent attitude, he immediately changed his mind and didn't plan to talk to his little monkey.

Silent all night.

On the second day, everyone rescued Zhu Bajie who was tied to a tree, and the group continued westward.

But unfortunately, he met the robber again.

Zhu Bajie hated Sun Wukong for making him look ugly, so he immediately became unhappy, and only let Sun Wukong take action: "Didn't he say that he protects the master? Let him protect it."

Little did they know that the so-called robber was transformed by Bodhi. Sun Wukong was so annoyed by him that he only held his throat with a golden cudgel. Unexpectedly, Bodhi bumped forward by himself, and his brain cracked, and the red and white brains stained the ground. .

Sun Wukong: ... What kind of divine operation is this.

Zhu Bajie grasped the excuse, and naturally took the opportunity to apply eye drops to Tang Seng: "Master! Look at that monkey, killing innocent people indiscriminately!"

"Wukong, why are you committing crimes again!" Tang Seng reprimanded with tears, trying to be a good master, but he didn't know that he had hatred for Wukong in his heart, and he wished to take the opportunity to make the monkey suffer.

Sun Wukong couldn't say that the robber himself ran into it, he could only say: "Master, there is more than enough death for these!"

But Tang Seng said: "Even if there is more than one person to die, you don't need to decide it. There are government offices in the mortal world, so there is no place for you to be presumptuous!"

Sun Wukong could only reply him: "Master, you don't know, these are not human beings, but monsters."

Tang Seng seemed to believe it or not, but Zhu Bajie was afraid that Tang Seng would believe it, so he hurriedly turned on the fire, "Master, this monkey is cheating on you! If this is not a human, the corpse has already turned into a prototype. How can it lie so upright?" there!"

Sun Wukong picked up the golden cudgel and said, "Nonsense bastard! I'll kill you bastard!"

Zhu Bajie didn't fight back, but hid behind Tang Seng: "Master, look at him! Look at him! He was hit by my old pig, and he is about to commit murder!"

"Master, please save me!"

Tang Seng shouted a few words with meaning: "Wukong, put down your weapon."

"Master, this rascal arranges me! How can I let him go so easily!"

Tang Seng immediately recited the curse, and Monkey King rolled on the ground in pain.He repeatedly scolded Tang Seng Zhu Bajie in his heart, thinking that the balance he worked so hard to maintain was broken, and how he should live under the curse in the future.

Damn Tang Seng!

Damn Bodhi!

Could it be that he thinks that if he treats me like this, I can give up studying the scriptures in the Western Paradise and travel around the world with him?

Make his spring and autumn dream!

If Bodhi can't explain today's matter clearly, today's matter will never end!