Stargazing with You

I followed Bai Ying into the lecture theater, bowed my head and shrugged and hid behind him in a very sensible manner, consciously not to disturb the crowd admiring the eyes of the school grass.

As for the school grass, he wore a pink-blue shirt today. Ever since he knew that people were talking about his shirts, he seemed to have gotten the idea of ​​the shirts, because his shoulders were wide and his stature was tall. The male god is very abstinent, only I really miss the days and nights when he wore a T-shirt and beach pants and played games with me in his living room. At that time, he was in a slightly bolder posture on the sofa, and I could see his thighs, often I covered my eyes and yelled Bai Ying that you sexually harassed me!He slipped his hand while holding the handle and was slapped by the boss. He narrowly beat the boss, threw the handle and rode on me to beat me. After the beating, his clothes were wrinkled and his hair was messed up. He had no image at all.Now he can go to the bathroom for a long time. I saw him slowly rolling up the cuffs of his shirt, washing his hands and drying them, and then putting the cuffs down again. I stood at the door and said Baiying, I'll count down ten seconds and you won't come out Believe it or not, I just tore your shirt off?He glanced at me in the mirror, with a very disdainful expression: "Tear off the flesh."

After entering the classroom, I walked to the last few rows of the classroom very low-key. When I got to the last row and turned around, Bai Ying stopped at the first row at a long distance.Well, the contest between the scumbag and the top student has started so soon.He motioned for me to go down with his eyes, and I saw him for a while, and finally I moved forward two rows, and he still stood there looking at me without moving.The attention from the entire classroom to the school grass has also affected me. You can’t accept the home court advantage. In the end, I had to risk my life to accompany the gentleman. For the first time in my life, I took the initiative to sit in such a refreshing position in the first row of the big classroom. The big blackboard hung on the In front of me, like a 3D giant screen, my neck is sore.After sitting down, Bai Ying said that he was going to go to the bathroom, I said you just went to the toilet, you have kidney deficiency?He ignored me.I just waited alone in the first row. There were not many people who chose this course. So far, no one sat in my row.As a result, Bai Ying didn't come back until the class was about to start. The teacher in charge of the classroom came to set up the microphone and turned on the projection equipment. At this time, Bai Ying finally came back. I helped him put down the chair graciously, but he didn't come. He went directly to the podium.

Wait, what's wrong...

The teaching staff came up with a wireless microphone, and Bai Ying took it and pinned it on the neckline and waist. The entire lecture theater was whispering, with girls' excited voices and boys' unbelievable voices.In front of the giant screen, there is still a confused me.

Bai Ying put on a good wheat, walked to the front of the podium, looked at the whole classroom, and said, "Hello everyone, Professor Bu is representing the school in a technical exchange meeting abroad. I will take his class this semester. My surname is Bai."

A girl in the audience smiled and said "I know your last name", and the classroom was full of laughter.

Bai Ying said that I will skip the self-introduction, let's start, let me talk about how the grades of this course are calculated...

I saw him looking down at the lesson plans. I always thought he was in the third year of junior high school, but he was already in the first year of graduate school...

I don't know when he walked up to me with a stack of handouts, bowed his head and said to help distribute it.

I looked at him with my mouth wide open, and he stuffed the handouts into my hand, and then I came back to my senses, stood up like a walking dead, moved out of my seat, helped him distribute the handouts, and then sat back down.I've never done this kind of class representative work, but I can't be happy, it's clearly intentional, now I finally know what Zhang Sikai and his classmates are laughing at, Fa Xiao who grew up together, I'm a student, he's Teacher, is there anything more embarrassing than this?

Maybe my anxiety was very obvious. Bai Ying would look at me while talking. When I was distracted, I accidentally dropped my phone on the ground. It seemed that all channels were silent at the microphone. There was a sudden silence in the classroom. Ying turned back to look at me, with a look of wariness on my face, and the whole classroom followed him to look at me, making me Alexander.

Bai Ying is the same age as me. I can't imagine myself standing on the podium like him, lecturing to a classroom of students who are the same age as him or even much older than him. If it were different, I guess no one would take me seriously. But the aura of genius undoubtedly works, and no one dares to really take him seriously.

After one class, I didn't listen to what he said at all, only chest tightness remained.After class, there were quite a few students around him asking questions, especially girls, I was a little jealous when I saw that kind of admiration.When everyone in the classroom was gone, Bai Ying slowly lifted her backpack and threw it on her back, walked towards me, and said, "Let's go, I'll treat you to lunch."

I propped my head on the table with my hands and didn't want to talk to him.

He knocked on the desk: "Let's go?"

I ignored him.

He seemed to think about it, and then said, "I'm treating you."

"Don't bother me." I said coldly.

He stood in front of me for a while, then turned and left.

I really left. After a while, I looked up and saw that there was no one inside or outside the classroom, and I was the only one.I rushed out of the classroom and saw that he was going down the stairs!

"Bai Ying!!" I leaned on the handrail and shouted at him.

He waved his hands as he went downstairs: "I don't bother you."

I rushed down with my backpack, trotted downstairs and scolded: "You just want to disgust me, don't you?!"

"How can it be, I just want you to experience the feeling of being a class representative and being liked by the teacher, and fulfill your lifelong regrets for you."

I'll go to your uncle! !I swung my backpack and swung at him, of course he dodged. I was puzzled since I was a kid, but this guy seemed to know all my punches and kicks like the back of his hand.

It was rare that he invited me back to dinner and asked me what I would like to eat. Of course I pointed to the most expensive one, and when I ordered it, he still glanced at me. Did I say I was distressed?He pointed to the bottom of the menu and said, "This is the most expensive one, why don't you order it?"

I……!

To be honest, it’s not that I don’t want to order it, but I think he’s only in his first year of graduate school, and it’s not easy to leave his hometown alone. Just order the second most expensive one. Say sorry to me or something, and I'll AA with him, but now he's making me unable to get off the stage, then... I looked at the most expensive column and struggled for a while, but Bai Ying pulled the menu away, and handed it over to me. Gave it to the waiter.

Well, save me from struggling.

The two of us ate without saying a word. We hadn't talked for a long time. Bai Ying couldn't hold back anymore. She bit off a big lump of meat on the ribs and said, "I can't make a joke."

I was just waiting for his sentence, and I immediately put down my chopsticks: "I just can't take a joke, what's wrong? Bai Ying, let me tell you, you never respect me!"

My voice was too loud, and everyone around me looked at me. Bai Ying gracefully wiped the corners of her mouth with a face towel, and said in a good voice, "Okay, okay, it's my fault, it's all my fault."

Damn you, you are an actor, you are addicted to acting!I said: "Sooner or later, I will reveal your true colors!"

Bai Ying actually smiled, and nodded with a smile: "Okay, I promise not to run away, wait for you to dismantle it, from head to toe, it will be cool."

The little girl next to me was still snickering!

Bai Ying pretended to put a chopstick of boiled meat slices into my bowl: "If you are angry, you have to eat first. Do you want beer? Coke? Nutrition Express?"

This person acted like this, people around him just thought I was unreasonable and lost their nerves, I had nothing to do with him!

After the guests around had finished eating and left, Bai Ying resumed her playful expression, resting her chin on one hand and looking at me who was still searching for oil and water.

I said what are you looking at me for.

Bai Ying asked if you were not full yet.

I put down my chopsticks: "I'm so full of anger, I haven't apologized to me about the X-ray before, so you're doing it again."

"I don't understand Jiang He," Bai Ying said, knocking on the bowl with chopsticks, "You worship X-ray, and later you know that X-ray is me, so you should be happy and happy, and choose a sad elective." class, and later found out that the lecturer was me, shouldn’t I be happy?”

I was almost persuaded by his fallacies, thought about it, and said, "No."

"What's wrong?"

"It's not right anyway."

He looked at me for a while: "Okay, if it's not right, it's not right anyway," he said as he got up to go to pay the bill, "Then I've invited the customer too, and the matter will be written off."

I wiped my mouth and said, "You have a good idea, at least the fact that I have to get an A in my electives will be considered a write-off."

He turned his head and raised his eyebrows in disbelief: "Jiang He, why do you have the face to ask me for an A?"

I said cheekily: "Anyway, it's all cheating. Do I care if you want C?"

"I can think about B's words."

"I can get to B by myself!"

"Then why don't you work hard to get an A."

During the conversation, the store owner gave a scratch ticket, but Bai Ying said no.

"Why don't you use it? What if you win the lottery!" I said.

Bai Ying glanced at me and told the boss to give it to him.

The boss gave me the lottery ticket, and I just lay there and scratched it. Bai Ying leaned against the table and watched me scratch it leisurely. In the end, I only scratched out "thank you".

Bai Ying sneered at the side, turned around and left: "Forget it, Jiang He, you don't have that luck."

Since I was a child, I have to scratch off lottery tickets when we go out to eat.I remember one time when I played tennis with him, he accidentally hit me on the jaw and invited me to dinner to make amends.I led him to the restaurant I liked, and after a short walk, Bai Ying asked impatiently behind me: "Why do you want to go to that restaurant, it's so far..." I said that the restaurant was full of money 100 can be drawn!He stopped immediately, stared at me and said angrily: "Who said I'm going to buy you a hundred?" I thought to myself that this man really knows how to focus, and seeing him turn around to leave, I quickly grabbed him and said: "Eighty! I'll make up for the rest! I'll pack what you can't finish!" He glanced at me and withdrew his hand, and I said, "Seventy!" "65," Bai Ying said, "no more "I said yes, yes, I will get half of the prize drawn, and he snorted, saying that it is all yours, and you will be the only one who wins.I said don't regret it, what if you win millions... Bai Ying laughed so hard that she was holding on to the telegraph pole: "Jiang He, are you stupid? I'm afraid the registered capital of your restaurant is not even 100 million." , Can someone give you a prize of several million? Ah, I see, is it a Japanese grocery store? Hahahaha, that is possible..."

My face was so hot: "Then... it is still possible to hit a computer!"

He looked at me and shook his head, with a hopeless expression on his face: "Why are you so obsessed with lottery draws? Have you drawn once in so many years?"

I said how can you win if you don't draw, maybe you will really win the big prize next time!People should have dreams!

It’s okay if I don’t say that, but when I did, he lay there laughing uncontrollably: “Hahahaha Jiang He, you call this a dream…”

That day after eating and packing, Bai Ying was sitting there waiting for me while I was scratching my head on the prize. Unexpectedly, I actually got a prize. I raised my head and shouted excitedly to Bai Ying: "I got it!" Bai Ying Ying was also shocked, almost didn't hold the phone, his eyes lit up, and asked me: "Really?! How much did you win?!" I said you wait, because I only scratched out a "Congratulations", I continued to shave back, and Bai Ying stretched out her head, looking at it without blinking, and I said while shaving: "One... Taiwan..." I heard Bai Ying held her breath, and asked in a low voice: "A what, a TV, a computer, a refrigerator?" I said, "No, it's not one, it's a box..." Bai Ying's tone was momentarily disappointed, and then she said that a carton of milk is fine, you can drink it by yourself Not over, we can divide.When I scratched out the last two words, it turned out to be a box of tissues...

I was so disappointed and traumatized that I looked up at him and he was clearly devastated too, his beautiful fox eyes were out of focus.In the end we took the box of tissues back, and Bai Ying complained all the way, asking if you could tell me after you shave it all, it made me look forward to it in vain, and my clothes were all oiled.I said I didn't want to either, and I gave him the box of tissues when I entered the elevator, and said that you could take the box of tissues back and wipe your clothes properly.He glared at me, took the tissue over and pulled off the collar of my T-shirt and stuffed the tissue into my clothes. I scolded. Just as the elevator opened, someone came in. There was a big lump of tissue on my chest, and I was wide-eyed by that sister. Seeing it, the scene was extremely embarrassing. After my sister got off the elevator, we quickly took the tissue out of my T-shirt.

It's so sad. Looking back carefully, I don't seem to have won any prizes since I was a child.

On the way back to the dormitory, Bai Ying asked, "Why are you so obsessed with winning the lottery?"

I said, "I'm not like you. If I can win so many first prizes, I can only win the lottery."

"Then you give up," Bai Ying said, "You have used all your luck to meet me."

Damn, you can even blame yourself for this, can you share a little of your love for yourself with you?

I said that it's not that I haven't been hit, I've even been hit by a tissue!

"Fool," Bai Ying said with a smile, "That's mine."

Ah, really... I gave him a white look: "Then you don't have any good luck."

"Isn't it? She was born with a mentally handicapped bamboo horse, and she has to be bound for the rest of her life."

I heard his tone, he was really unwilling, but he had no choice but to claim me, a mentally handicapped bamboo horse.Looking at his back, for a while, it seemed to overlap with the boy who was hit by a box of tissues back then. The more I thought about it, the more funny I felt, and I felt that he deserved it.Now that I think about it, I feel like I can forgive him~