Stargazing with You

I went to the dormitory first, Bai Ying looked at my dormitory building, and said: "This year, the freshmen of the computer department live here. This dormitory building is relatively old. I live alone in the graduate student dormitory. If you need it, you can come to me."

This sounds strangely ambiguous.I said, "Why are you looking for me? I live well."

"I heard that the old dormitory is terribly hot. I have an air conditioner over there."

After he finished speaking, he looked at me with bright eyes. It was the same as when he asked me to go to his house to play the newly bought PS3 with him when he was a child. The stinky boy never grew up!

I thought that he hadn’t apologized for cheating me yet, it’s one thing for me to forgive him, but another thing for him to reflect on himself and admit his mistake, so I said stiffly: “Thanks, no need, I can bear the heat, You only MAN when you sweat a lot, unlike you, a little boy."

Bai Ying smiled and said: "Okay, Jiang He, I'll take your words seriously when you're angry, and remember that there's still a little boy waiting for you when you're MAN enough to miss your mother." gone.

As a result, I surrendered the next day. The weather was so hot that day. Chen Zhong said that he would stay in the Internet cafe all night and would not come back. I couldn’t stay in the dormitory any longer. Seeing the spirit of being able to bend and stretch, I called Bai Ying.

"Hello, Bai Ying? Hehehehehe..."

"What kind of Morse code is this?" the other end of the phone asked in a neutral manner.

I cheekily asked, "Can you take a shower there?"

Bai Ying said yes.

"That's good. Taking a bath here is like stealing money. There are too many people. Let me borrow water from you!"

"Well. What time are you coming?"

I said come right now, are you free?

He dragged his voice lazily and said "Yes~~" and hung up the phone.

I glared at the phone, this man started to be arrogant again.

I was about to go straight to his place when I was going out, but I remembered something, so I went off-campus and bought a lot of spicy snacks. The boss asked me how spicy I wanted it, and I said it was extremely spicy, super spicy, and you brushed it hard!The boss brushed it tremblingly, but he still showed mercy. I think this level of spiciness can't satisfy Bai Ying's dissatisfied stomach at all, so I simply brushed the chili twice with my own hands. The boss and a few diners looked at me in horror. , the boss said, young man, you are giving it to your enemies. I smiled while brushing, thinking that Bai Ying and I really fell in love and killed each other for twenty years!

Meizizi carried it to him, the door opened, and Mr. Bai Ying appeared in front of me in a gust of air-conditioning wind. I smiled and looked at the dormitory behind him. I couldn't help feeling that the treatment in the graduate student dormitory is really good. , one room per person, quite wide...

Wait, why is that guy here? !

Zhang Sikai, who was sitting at the desk, turned around and greeted me.

My good mood is all gone.

Bai Ying turned around and told Zhang Sikai that we can talk about it tomorrow.

Zhang Sikai said: "Don't, he came to take a bath, he washed his and we discussed ours!"

Bai Ying stood by the door: "Tomorrow."

Zhang Sikai had no choice but to leave. Before he left, he glanced at me with a half-smile, which was really annoying!

Bai Ying closed the door, and I said, "Do you often discuss in the room like this?"

Bai Ying mentioned the snack and smelled it, and asked me: "It smells sour, did you put vinegar?"

"I shit!" I took the towel and clothes and went into the bathroom.

It feels so blissful to be able to take a quick hot bath in the summer, because of this, I want to ask Bai Ying to take care of me.Halfway through the shower, I grabbed the soap on the sink and felt inappropriate, and asked outside the door: "Bai Ying, I didn't bring soap, can I borrow yours?"

"Well, don't fall on the ground," Bai Ying's voice came from outside, "You won't be fucked if you fall on the ground, you will only be beaten."

cut.I slid his soap on my body, thinking that he has a cleanliness, which is understandable. I remember one time I accompanied him to the supermarket to buy things. I said, why did you buy the soap you bought last week? He said The one fell off, I thought it fell into a hole, so I asked if it was blocked?Bai Ying said it fell on the ground, so I threw it away.I stopped while pushing the shopping cart, feeling upset: "The soap can still be used if you pick it up and wash it off!" Bai Ying followed suit and said that next time I drop it on the floor, I'll give it to you, anyway, I haven't given you anything... I almost want to run him over with a shopping cart!

After taking a shower, I was rubbing my underwear on the balcony, Bai Ying looked up at me, and said that now I know how to wash my underwear?

"Damn it, I washed my underwear by myself in the second grade of junior high school!"

"Oh, is it because I have too many spring dreams and am too embarrassed to let my aunt know?"

My face became hot, and I replied to him: "Why are you talking so dirty now?" I turned my head and laughed while rubbing my pants, "I don't know when did you start washing your underwear?"

Bai Ying said that my mother is so busy every day, how can she have time to wash my pants, I did it myself in elementary school.

"Ah?" I was a little surprised, "Did you wash it clean at that time?"

"I'm not you. You couldn't even take a bath at that time. I still remember that I drew a pig on your neck while you were sleeping. I saw that pig was still there when I went to school the next day. I should give it to you." Washed off."

It's definitely not because I didn't take a bath seriously, he used an oil-based pen to paint on my neck, I don't know where I offended him, how can I be so bad-hearted at only ten years old!My [-]-year-old kid, who washes it so finely in the bath, I don’t know that something was painted on the back of the neck, and I didn’t know it when I took that pig to school the next day. On the way to school, Bai Ying suddenly stopped me, Said you wait, I was standing there, he walked behind me, took off my collar and looked inside, then opened his mouth in amazement.At noon, in the men's bathroom of the school, I took off my clothes, and he borrowed a piece of soap from nowhere, and washed and washed me after me, shooting himself in the foot like a standard.

What's even worse is that I didn't know that the pig was drawn by him at the time. After he took off my collar and his expression froze, I nervously asked him what was wrong, and he said: "Jiang Hyuk, someone drew a pig on your neck. Pig, don’t you know?” Because he looks like such a little prince, and his expression is innocent and harmless, I didn’t suspect him at all, and I was so angry that I scolded my deskmate and the back seat all over, and he washed me When I saw him in the mirror, he was sweating profusely, and I was still very moved. I treated him to a barbecue skewer on the weekend. I bought ten skewers and thought about it and gave him six skewers. Why did he suddenly become so polite? It turned out that he was ashamed!The truth of this matter was only revealed by him in a fit of anger after we quarreled.

Thinking of this, I turned around and asked him, "Why did you draw a pig on my back?"

Bai Ying thought for a while and said, "I don't remember, I just remember being very angry at the time and seeing you sleeping like a pig, so I drew it."

I was also convinced: "Then why did you wash it off for me?"

"I won't be angry when I see you the next day," Bai Ying said, "I'm afraid others will laugh at you when they see you."

I looked back at him. He was sitting in front of the computer intently, pointing at the mouse with one hand and propping his head with the other. He liked to rub his earlobe when he was thinking, and often rubbed the flesh of his ear until it turned red.I thought to myself, this person is really scolded, but neither loves him nor does he, he is a fine and beautiful boy.I dried my panties and walked in after wiping my hair. Bai Ying was wearing his beloved sharp weapon glasses and was brushing his notebook again. I reflexively sat on his bed. The moment I sat down, I felt such a different touch on my buttocks. It was not the same bed as before, and I asked him, "What are you studying?"

He said he was researching a US military website.

"You hackers study how to break into this website and that website every day?"

"The research on network security is endless." He took off his glasses and looked at me. "Didn't you ask me to teach you? Then don't go back tonight. How about I teach you how to hack into the background of the website?"

I said yes, but I have nothing to give you, except to step on your back.

Bai Ying's expression was not very happy, he must have wanted to make a condition first, who knew that I knew his tricks too well, so I blocked it all at once.

What else did he want to say? I moved my laptop over and asked eagerly, "Which website background do you want to hack?"

He looked at me with drooping eyelids: "Where do you want to go?"

"A server for heroes and kings?"

"Be a good person, you can't hack other game websites with your current level." He directly helped me choose a few websites, and I said what kind of websites are these.

"They are all pirated, copyright-infringing and fraudulent websites, I'll show you how to practice."

I looked at the selected websites and thought how miserable it was to be targeted by hackers.I have been learning computers by myself for a while, and I have the basics. It is easy to change the homepage of the website, but it is the first time in my life to hack into the background and play with other people's websites.

Bai Ying gave me some guidance and then went to take a shower. I was studying alone when an email notification popped up suddenly: X-ray, that American hacker buddy from before sent a letter of challenge!

There is also a link address attached to the email. I hurriedly called Bai Ying through the door, and he let me click in to have a look. When I entered the link, the screen went black, and a line of URLs popped up. After looking at it, it was probably that guy. There are more than [-] websites in my country that have been hacked before, and there are many news media websites, social networking websites, shopping websites, etc. with a lot of domestic traffic, and they are not personal websites or small websites. Not brilliant.

At the end, there is a line of English written: X-ray, I'mgonnarenewthislisttoamaximumof50sites. Canyoulocatemewithin48hours? (I plan to update this list and strive to reach 50, can you locate me within 48 hours?)

I was a little nervous, so I raised my voice and asked, "Can it be done in 48 hours?"

Bai Ying came out of the bathroom, wrapped in a ball of hot air, with a towel around his neck, he walked up to me, looked behind me, and said, "If you ignore him, it will take 48 hours. If you ignore him, he will be able to How about you, isn't this a fool."

I thought to myself that even a hacker who is so powerful can be called an idiot by you, so what am I, idiot?

"Then how do I get rid of this black screen?" I tried it, and it popped up automatically after I turned it off.

Bai Ying took the hand from behind me, finished typing smoothly, and clicked Enter, and the black screen disappeared.

Only then did I realize that he was operating over my shoulder, and it was as if I was being hugged by him from behind.A drop of water fell from the tip of his hair to the tip of my nose, with the scent of steam and the same shampoo as mine, which made my whole body tremble like an electric shock.

In fact, it happened before. When he came out of the shower and saw that I had played his protagonist to death, he threw a towel and stepped on the sofa to beat me up. The water from his hair hit my face like rain, and I I've never been so red-faced.I looked at his handsome left and right arms hanging on my shoulders, and thought it was because of his posture?Did I, Kang Hyuk, have such a girlish heart when facing Fa Xiao who has been with me for 20 years?

He withdrew his hand, and I quickly came back to my senses and said, "This idiot is so powerful, he will directly poison your book."

"I don't have a firewall here," he said.

"What, you didn't install a firewall? Didn't antivirus install anything?!"

"Antisoftware can't prevent hackers. My notebook is used to collect viruses." He patted the notebook across my shoulder and said with a smile, "It's a perfect honeypot."

I didn't know what a hacker meant by a honeypot at the time, but he looks like a honeypot to me now.

The perfect honeypot.

Because of this American hacker's provocation, Chinese and American hackers are at war again, because X-ray didn't respond positively, the US side mocked X-ray on twitter for not daring to fight, and our side is mocking where the US is stupid Fork, X-ray doesn't pay attention at all, I really want to go up and leave a message and say "yes, X-ray said that's a fool", after all, if I really go up and leave a message, Bai Ying will go crazy~

Another round of confrontation is about to start. Bai Ying and his gang are not keen on black websites, but in the name of a great god, they can't just sit by and watch. They must help repair the website. If there is only mutual black and no one to repair, then the night will pass It's really scary to have a large site pouring down.

I would like to go to watch the game sometime, but Bai Yingfei said that I have ADHD and would bother him.I said I can also be very quiet.

"Yes," he turned and went to bed, "while asleep."

I watched him put on the air-conditioning quilt, lie down and say, "I'm going to sleep first, you can practice for a while, and don't call me if you don't know anything."

I sat on the swivel chair and stared at him. The dormitory was quiet for a while, and finally the air conditioner let out a sigh: "...Come on."

Come on, come on, why are you talking so bitterly and bitterly?I happily kicked the foot of the bed and said, "Where do I sleep?"

He turned his back to me and arched himself against the wall.I saw him wrapped in a quilt like a silkworm baby, reluctantly wriggling out a space for me, I couldn't help but laugh.

Although it is said to be a crowd, I am still worried that I will show my timidity when I arrive at the large-scale hacking site the day after tomorrow. I have practiced how to hang the horse and bypass the firewall all night. Yes, I couldn't hide my excitement when I saw the background admin's various data dashboards directly exposed in front of me.I wanted to find Bai Ying to celebrate, but when I turned around, I found that he had fallen asleep, leaning himself against the wall, with one leg pressed outside the quilt, sleeping as usual, so stupid!