The merman villain is a bit teasing [Rebirth]
Chapter 20 Drunkenness
Mrs. Qi has been the head of the family for many years, and she finally calmed down a bit, and temporarily cured her biting problem.
But I got a new problem...
"Come, come, don't be so restrained and courteous, let me take a good look at you." Without saying a word, Mrs. Qi had already walked up to Yan Shuyin, who was bowing and saluting, and scrutinized the two of them without hesitation. , looking at it, with a smile on his face, he was very pleased: "You two uncles and nephews are really good-looking."
"...Thank you, aunt, for your compliment." Du Yanshu raised his head, trying to maintain a respectful expression on his face, while Du Yinzhi, who was at the side, was upright and handsome, so he could easily please his elders simply by standing there straight.
Mrs. Qi snorted and showed her neat white teeth unreservedly. Du Yan smelled alcohol inadvertently, and his heart skipped a beat. The taste is very unfriendly. Fortunately, she has an excellent capacity for alcohol, and she rarely drinks to the point of going crazy...
"Yan Shu, little crying bag, you have such a pretty face, what are you doing all the time so tense?"
Then he raised his hand and pinched Du Yan's white face, and murmured: "When I was young, I saw that you were so pink and cute, I couldn't help but take a bite, and when I bit you, I cried, crying You look so pleasing, haha, at that time my aunt was worried that you would grow up and look crooked, now it seems that I was too worried, but the bigger the better, I don’t know if you are still as cute as before when you cry, haha~”
Du Yanshu's face turned green, but was blushed again by Mrs. Qi's pinch, and she was so respectful that she almost gritted her teeth: "Auntie joked, I haven't cried since I became sensible."
Madam Qi clicked her tongue for a while: "That's a pity."
"..." Du Yanshu was speechless.
Here Du Yanshu was 'molested' so that he looked unlovable, while Du Yinzhi over there looked emotional. He had never seen a cold and indifferent uncle whose face was pinched, his face was flushed and his eyes flickered but he couldn't see it. Dare to dodge, the indescribable feeling in his heart, as if a little wild cat scratched his heart with its claws, itching until the bone marrow, and he lowered his eyes and dared not look closely.
You can keep your eyes down, but you can't close your ears and listen. Mrs. Qi's words, "When you bite you, you will cry, and the way you cry can make people happy" penetrated into Du Yinzhi's ears word for word, and his heart was pounding. With a jump, his mind uncontrollably painted an unspeakable picture, his face gradually heated up, his heart was full of enthusiasm and at the same time he was very sinful, he secretly pinched his palm with his nails, felt the pain, and finally After calming down for a while, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he exhaled very restrainedly, his face was still burning hot.
Just when Du Yinzhi was in a tizzy, Madam Qi had already walked up to him, and she joked very "kindly": "Yinzhi, why are you blushing so much when you meet your aunt and grandma for the first time?"
Du Yinzhi's expression froze, as if he was embarrassed and embarrassed, as if someone had seen through his mind, he was stunned, and then he came back to his senses and smiled gently: "I was rude, I hope my aunt and grandma will forgive me." His smile is open and respectful Modesty and elegance, it is easy to make people feel good.
Mrs. Qi laughed loudly, looked at Du Yinzhi with joy in her eyes, and praised, "Yan Shu, your nephew is handsome, talented, well-behaved and sensible, I haven't seen such a cute boy for many years." happy child."
Du Yanshu was very happy to hear other people's praise and quotation, but when he thought about what Qi Sang said just now, he felt a little worried, so he calmed down and said solemnly: "Auntie has won the award, and quotation needs more experience."
Madam Qi's eyes lit up unabashedly, and she nodded: "Speaking of experience, Huanqing City is not peaceful recently, I'm thinking about letting Yinzhi stay for a long time and help me." After speaking, she smiled and turned to Du Yinzhi: "Yizhi, are you willing?"
Du Yanshu's heart skipped a beat, but his face pretended to be calm and breezy. He glanced at Du Yinzhi who was beside him from the corner of his eye, saw his calm and calm expression, and sighed inwardly. It's about to gradually become unrestrained...
Du Yinzhi smiled calmly: "According to my aunt and grandma's love, as a cultivator, it is my duty to eliminate demons and protect the morality, and it is also my duty to share the worries for my aunt and grandma. In the future, I will come to Huanqing City to hunt for souls and do my part. Power." The implication is very clear, I don't care if I help you catch monsters, but it is impossible for me to stay.
At this moment, Qi Sang had already ordered the maid to tidy up the guest room, wandered in from outside the hall, heard the conversation between Mrs. Qi and Du Yinzhi clearly, and said with a smile: "Mother, don't make fun of me, my nephew. .”
Mrs. Qi gasped slightly, and then laughed loudly: "With your promise, if there are any troublesome ghosts in Huanqing City, I will definitely find you to solve them without hesitation."
Du Yinzhi respectfully said: "Yinzhi is obliged to do so."
Mrs. Qi raised her eyebrows slightly, looked at Du Yinzhi with interest, and inadvertently glanced at Qi Rong who was standing by, smiling meaningfully: "The last time I was in Jiuyuan Town, it was thanks to Yinzhi who helped you Only then did you save Rong'er's life, and my aunt and grandma know about it, so I have to thank you."
Hearing this, Du Yanshu's breath was stagnant, and he suddenly understood in his heart that his aunt invited them to Qiyue Palace to celebrate the New Year. On the surface, the aunt and grandma wanted to meet their nephew and grandson, but in fact they were pulling red line for their female disciples, hehe ~
Du Yinzhi's face was still calm and humble: "Don't dare to do it, Senior Sister Rong is in trouble, and it is right for Yinzhi to help her as a junior."
Du Yinzhi referred to herself as Qi Rong's descendant, which made Madam Qi speechless for a moment. Du Yanshu secretly glanced at the girl named Qi Rong, and saw that her face was blushing, she was shy and pitiful appearance.
But Mrs. Qi is naturally not an ordinary woman, I saw her smile calmly: "Yizhi, I won't talk to you in a roundabout manner, it's so tiring, it's like this, since my little disciple said goodbye to you in Jiuyuan Town last time, The three souls and seven souls have been hooked away, and all my thoughts are on you, the lifesaver, to the point where I don't think about eating or drinking."
As soon as Madam Qi said this, there was silence all around, Qi Rong's face flushed, she lowered her eyebrows and bit her lips lightly, she was so shy that she wished she could fly to the sky and escape from the ground, this appearance made people love her.
Qi Sang broke the silence with a smile: "Mother is teasing senior sister again. In this world, there are hundreds if not thousands of women who fall in love with Yinzhi? Why do you, an elder, say this? It's not to embarrass Yinzhi and senior sister." is it?"
After his mediation, everyone talked and laughed again, and the embarrassment on the surface disappeared, but everyone still had some subtle thoughts in their hearts.
Not long after, someone from the palace came to report that the reception banquet was ready, and everyone moved to the dining room. On the way, Qi Sang walked beside Du Yanshu, and whispered in his ear: "Just now what my mother said, cousin, please don't leave." Seriously, she drank three altars of Zuiyue Liang before meeting you, and she can't even speak out of her head."
Du Yanshu was startled for a while, only smiled and said nothing.
Looking back afterwards, I was very puzzled, why did Qi Sang emphasize this matter with himself?Why yourself?Why?
……
Because Mrs. Qi's temperament is bold and informal, Qi Yue Palace doesn't have many rules and regulations, she can eat and sleep, and Bai Xu also goes to the countryside to eat at the table, and everyone seems to be lively and happy.
Mrs. Qi asked Qi Rong and Du Yinzhi to sit together. Because they were elders, Du Yinzhi had to sit down respectfully and according to her words. There was no sign of reluctant displeasure on her face, but she was very calm and calm. I only feel sorry for Qi Rong. Rong is a girl from every family, her flushed cheeks have been burning all night, and she has no intention of fading.
Du Yanshu was even more cold and indifferent, always pointing to the end of the answer, as if he had no merit or fault, and told his aunt about his brother's recent situation.Madam Qi hesitated for a moment and asked: "Is it clear that he hasn't established a new servant yet?"
Du Yanshu shook his head lightly: "Brother, I'm afraid I won't be waiting for you again in this lifetime."
Madam Qi sighed, pondered for a moment, then talked and laughed.
While eating, Madam Qi asked the palace servants to take a few more altars of Zuiyue Liang, and there was an ice glass cup in front of everyone.Everyone in Qi Yue Palace has a good capacity for alcohol, Madam Qi persuades him to drink, Du Yan Shunian is still young and doesn't usually drink alcohol, Bai Xu even doesn't drink at all, so he has to grab all the wine and forcefully pour it into his stomach.
Zuiyueliang tastes gentle and light, but it has stamina. After seven or eight cups, Du Yanshu felt a little dizzy, but he still managed to maintain a calm and composed face, which made it difficult for people to see any clues.
Mrs. Qi was narrating this old story, and the topic has been subtly turning around Du Yanshu, recounting the embarrassing stories of him crying when he was a child, and talking about Du Yanshu's pear blossoms when he was a child. The wooden bed was so soaked by his tears that mushrooms grew.
Due to the presence of Du Yanshu, everyone was uncomfortable and did not dare to show a smile. Their faces were flushed from suppressed laughter, and Du Yinzhi's face was especially red, not from suppressed laughter.He passed Qi Sang beside him, and secretly glanced at his uncle who was sitting calmly and indifferently. A secret and forbidden emotion filled his heart, and the more he suppressed it, the more it surged...
The only one who was really calm at the table was Du Yanshu whose consciousness had already stagnated.He glanced lightly at the crowd at the banquet, only to feel that there was a layer of window paper separated from the excitement of Yanyan talking and laughing. There is night wind at the table, the wine is lightened, and the night is thickened.
When someone persuaded him to drink, he poured it into his stomach. No matter who it was, he kept silent, and his cold face gave people the illusion that a thousand cups would never be poured. Madam Qi was about to praise him for his refreshing drink, when she suddenly saw her little The nephew's expression froze, his light-colored eyes dimmed, he blinked, closed his eyes, and fell backwards in a daze.
Fortunately, Bai Xu who was beside him quickly helped Du Yanshu, taking advantage of the situation, and embraced Du Yanshu carefully.
Just say it... Everyone was stunned for a moment...
The author has something to say: Quote: I heard that my uncle would cry when he was bitten ⊙ω⊙
Uncle: ...fake
Citation: Then let me take a bite (~﹃~)~
Uncle: ...Zou Kai
indescribable...
Quote: It's true!Uncle is so cute ヾ(≧O≦)〃
……
Congratulations to Bai Xu for overturning the vinegar jar again (* ̄rǒ ̄)
Be careful, when the little fish collapses, write these down in the notebook
I miss you for a day~Daily Confession Archangel
Shatter all the bad three-dimensional elements ∑(°Д°)
But I got a new problem...
"Come, come, don't be so restrained and courteous, let me take a good look at you." Without saying a word, Mrs. Qi had already walked up to Yan Shuyin, who was bowing and saluting, and scrutinized the two of them without hesitation. , looking at it, with a smile on his face, he was very pleased: "You two uncles and nephews are really good-looking."
"...Thank you, aunt, for your compliment." Du Yanshu raised his head, trying to maintain a respectful expression on his face, while Du Yinzhi, who was at the side, was upright and handsome, so he could easily please his elders simply by standing there straight.
Mrs. Qi snorted and showed her neat white teeth unreservedly. Du Yan smelled alcohol inadvertently, and his heart skipped a beat. The taste is very unfriendly. Fortunately, she has an excellent capacity for alcohol, and she rarely drinks to the point of going crazy...
"Yan Shu, little crying bag, you have such a pretty face, what are you doing all the time so tense?"
Then he raised his hand and pinched Du Yan's white face, and murmured: "When I was young, I saw that you were so pink and cute, I couldn't help but take a bite, and when I bit you, I cried, crying You look so pleasing, haha, at that time my aunt was worried that you would grow up and look crooked, now it seems that I was too worried, but the bigger the better, I don’t know if you are still as cute as before when you cry, haha~”
Du Yanshu's face turned green, but was blushed again by Mrs. Qi's pinch, and she was so respectful that she almost gritted her teeth: "Auntie joked, I haven't cried since I became sensible."
Madam Qi clicked her tongue for a while: "That's a pity."
"..." Du Yanshu was speechless.
Here Du Yanshu was 'molested' so that he looked unlovable, while Du Yinzhi over there looked emotional. He had never seen a cold and indifferent uncle whose face was pinched, his face was flushed and his eyes flickered but he couldn't see it. Dare to dodge, the indescribable feeling in his heart, as if a little wild cat scratched his heart with its claws, itching until the bone marrow, and he lowered his eyes and dared not look closely.
You can keep your eyes down, but you can't close your ears and listen. Mrs. Qi's words, "When you bite you, you will cry, and the way you cry can make people happy" penetrated into Du Yinzhi's ears word for word, and his heart was pounding. With a jump, his mind uncontrollably painted an unspeakable picture, his face gradually heated up, his heart was full of enthusiasm and at the same time he was very sinful, he secretly pinched his palm with his nails, felt the pain, and finally After calming down for a while, his Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he exhaled very restrainedly, his face was still burning hot.
Just when Du Yinzhi was in a tizzy, Madam Qi had already walked up to him, and she joked very "kindly": "Yinzhi, why are you blushing so much when you meet your aunt and grandma for the first time?"
Du Yinzhi's expression froze, as if he was embarrassed and embarrassed, as if someone had seen through his mind, he was stunned, and then he came back to his senses and smiled gently: "I was rude, I hope my aunt and grandma will forgive me." His smile is open and respectful Modesty and elegance, it is easy to make people feel good.
Mrs. Qi laughed loudly, looked at Du Yinzhi with joy in her eyes, and praised, "Yan Shu, your nephew is handsome, talented, well-behaved and sensible, I haven't seen such a cute boy for many years." happy child."
Du Yanshu was very happy to hear other people's praise and quotation, but when he thought about what Qi Sang said just now, he felt a little worried, so he calmed down and said solemnly: "Auntie has won the award, and quotation needs more experience."
Madam Qi's eyes lit up unabashedly, and she nodded: "Speaking of experience, Huanqing City is not peaceful recently, I'm thinking about letting Yinzhi stay for a long time and help me." After speaking, she smiled and turned to Du Yinzhi: "Yizhi, are you willing?"
Du Yanshu's heart skipped a beat, but his face pretended to be calm and breezy. He glanced at Du Yinzhi who was beside him from the corner of his eye, saw his calm and calm expression, and sighed inwardly. It's about to gradually become unrestrained...
Du Yinzhi smiled calmly: "According to my aunt and grandma's love, as a cultivator, it is my duty to eliminate demons and protect the morality, and it is also my duty to share the worries for my aunt and grandma. In the future, I will come to Huanqing City to hunt for souls and do my part. Power." The implication is very clear, I don't care if I help you catch monsters, but it is impossible for me to stay.
At this moment, Qi Sang had already ordered the maid to tidy up the guest room, wandered in from outside the hall, heard the conversation between Mrs. Qi and Du Yinzhi clearly, and said with a smile: "Mother, don't make fun of me, my nephew. .”
Mrs. Qi gasped slightly, and then laughed loudly: "With your promise, if there are any troublesome ghosts in Huanqing City, I will definitely find you to solve them without hesitation."
Du Yinzhi respectfully said: "Yinzhi is obliged to do so."
Mrs. Qi raised her eyebrows slightly, looked at Du Yinzhi with interest, and inadvertently glanced at Qi Rong who was standing by, smiling meaningfully: "The last time I was in Jiuyuan Town, it was thanks to Yinzhi who helped you Only then did you save Rong'er's life, and my aunt and grandma know about it, so I have to thank you."
Hearing this, Du Yanshu's breath was stagnant, and he suddenly understood in his heart that his aunt invited them to Qiyue Palace to celebrate the New Year. On the surface, the aunt and grandma wanted to meet their nephew and grandson, but in fact they were pulling red line for their female disciples, hehe ~
Du Yinzhi's face was still calm and humble: "Don't dare to do it, Senior Sister Rong is in trouble, and it is right for Yinzhi to help her as a junior."
Du Yinzhi referred to herself as Qi Rong's descendant, which made Madam Qi speechless for a moment. Du Yanshu secretly glanced at the girl named Qi Rong, and saw that her face was blushing, she was shy and pitiful appearance.
But Mrs. Qi is naturally not an ordinary woman, I saw her smile calmly: "Yizhi, I won't talk to you in a roundabout manner, it's so tiring, it's like this, since my little disciple said goodbye to you in Jiuyuan Town last time, The three souls and seven souls have been hooked away, and all my thoughts are on you, the lifesaver, to the point where I don't think about eating or drinking."
As soon as Madam Qi said this, there was silence all around, Qi Rong's face flushed, she lowered her eyebrows and bit her lips lightly, she was so shy that she wished she could fly to the sky and escape from the ground, this appearance made people love her.
Qi Sang broke the silence with a smile: "Mother is teasing senior sister again. In this world, there are hundreds if not thousands of women who fall in love with Yinzhi? Why do you, an elder, say this? It's not to embarrass Yinzhi and senior sister." is it?"
After his mediation, everyone talked and laughed again, and the embarrassment on the surface disappeared, but everyone still had some subtle thoughts in their hearts.
Not long after, someone from the palace came to report that the reception banquet was ready, and everyone moved to the dining room. On the way, Qi Sang walked beside Du Yanshu, and whispered in his ear: "Just now what my mother said, cousin, please don't leave." Seriously, she drank three altars of Zuiyue Liang before meeting you, and she can't even speak out of her head."
Du Yanshu was startled for a while, only smiled and said nothing.
Looking back afterwards, I was very puzzled, why did Qi Sang emphasize this matter with himself?Why yourself?Why?
……
Because Mrs. Qi's temperament is bold and informal, Qi Yue Palace doesn't have many rules and regulations, she can eat and sleep, and Bai Xu also goes to the countryside to eat at the table, and everyone seems to be lively and happy.
Mrs. Qi asked Qi Rong and Du Yinzhi to sit together. Because they were elders, Du Yinzhi had to sit down respectfully and according to her words. There was no sign of reluctant displeasure on her face, but she was very calm and calm. I only feel sorry for Qi Rong. Rong is a girl from every family, her flushed cheeks have been burning all night, and she has no intention of fading.
Du Yanshu was even more cold and indifferent, always pointing to the end of the answer, as if he had no merit or fault, and told his aunt about his brother's recent situation.Madam Qi hesitated for a moment and asked: "Is it clear that he hasn't established a new servant yet?"
Du Yanshu shook his head lightly: "Brother, I'm afraid I won't be waiting for you again in this lifetime."
Madam Qi sighed, pondered for a moment, then talked and laughed.
While eating, Madam Qi asked the palace servants to take a few more altars of Zuiyue Liang, and there was an ice glass cup in front of everyone.Everyone in Qi Yue Palace has a good capacity for alcohol, Madam Qi persuades him to drink, Du Yan Shunian is still young and doesn't usually drink alcohol, Bai Xu even doesn't drink at all, so he has to grab all the wine and forcefully pour it into his stomach.
Zuiyueliang tastes gentle and light, but it has stamina. After seven or eight cups, Du Yanshu felt a little dizzy, but he still managed to maintain a calm and composed face, which made it difficult for people to see any clues.
Mrs. Qi was narrating this old story, and the topic has been subtly turning around Du Yanshu, recounting the embarrassing stories of him crying when he was a child, and talking about Du Yanshu's pear blossoms when he was a child. The wooden bed was so soaked by his tears that mushrooms grew.
Due to the presence of Du Yanshu, everyone was uncomfortable and did not dare to show a smile. Their faces were flushed from suppressed laughter, and Du Yinzhi's face was especially red, not from suppressed laughter.He passed Qi Sang beside him, and secretly glanced at his uncle who was sitting calmly and indifferently. A secret and forbidden emotion filled his heart, and the more he suppressed it, the more it surged...
The only one who was really calm at the table was Du Yanshu whose consciousness had already stagnated.He glanced lightly at the crowd at the banquet, only to feel that there was a layer of window paper separated from the excitement of Yanyan talking and laughing. There is night wind at the table, the wine is lightened, and the night is thickened.
When someone persuaded him to drink, he poured it into his stomach. No matter who it was, he kept silent, and his cold face gave people the illusion that a thousand cups would never be poured. Madam Qi was about to praise him for his refreshing drink, when she suddenly saw her little The nephew's expression froze, his light-colored eyes dimmed, he blinked, closed his eyes, and fell backwards in a daze.
Fortunately, Bai Xu who was beside him quickly helped Du Yanshu, taking advantage of the situation, and embraced Du Yanshu carefully.
Just say it... Everyone was stunned for a moment...
The author has something to say: Quote: I heard that my uncle would cry when he was bitten ⊙ω⊙
Uncle: ...fake
Citation: Then let me take a bite (~﹃~)~
Uncle: ...Zou Kai
indescribable...
Quote: It's true!Uncle is so cute ヾ(≧O≦)〃
……
Congratulations to Bai Xu for overturning the vinegar jar again (* ̄rǒ ̄)
Be careful, when the little fish collapses, write these down in the notebook
I miss you for a day~Daily Confession Archangel
Shatter all the bad three-dimensional elements ∑(°Д°)
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