spoiled little attack set

Among all kinds of posts covered by someone with huge traffic, a new hot post popped up.

1th floor

Landlord: Help!Waiting for a solution online, it's urgent!

2th floor

Sofa~

3th floor

What do you ask for help?It's time to type it out!

4th floor

Landlord: Sorry about that, now I’m hiding in the toilet, my fingers are trembling with panic, and I can’t type very well.

5th floor

Fuck, hide in the toilet?what operation?

6th floor

The landlord was caught and raped?

7th floor

Landlord: That’s right. I’m a college student, and I shared a house with someone who is gay.

8th floor

Your roommate likes you?

9th floor

Seeing the tone of the landlord, it is accepted, let’s follow it~

10th floor

Don't half-talk the landlord!Sudden death obsessive-compulsive disorder!

11th floor

Landlord: I'm a straight man... I can't do it anymore, they urged me, so I just want to ask all the great gods.

If you were kissed by your best friend, just happened to be caught by your roommate

12th floor

Huh huh? ? ?Gone?What's next?So what if you get caught?Isn't your roommate the same?I shouldn't mind it.

13th floor

Is the owner still there?Based on what the landlord said so far, at most I feel embarrassed, what's the urgency?

14th floor

Every guy who posts this kind of post and claims to be a straight man finally bends [funny]

15th floor

If the host is really a straight man, it feels like he is really living in dire straits~ I am suddenly happy to hear about it

16th floor

Landlord: Thank you for your enthusiastic replies, they have issued an ultimatum [panic] [panic] [panic]

I was bumped into, and then... I always thought that my roommate would not like me... What the hell kissed me too! ! !My mouth is broken, it hurts me to death... Fuck, they are dogs, right? !

Well, I just want to ask, what should I do next?

I was shivering while hiding in the toilet, please reply in seconds! ! !

17th floor

Word Ma, the real version of Shura Field!

18th floor

Sympathize with the landlord, and light the candle for the landlord.

19th floor

The owner must be handsome

20th floor

The ones upstairs are all unreliable.The poster’s writing was so urgent, and he even made fun of it... emmmm... I can’t do it anymore, I can’t hold it anymore, hahahahahaha, let’s choose one from the poster!

21th floor

Don't worry, the landlord, I have someone reliable.If you are a real straight man, just reject the two of you directly, don't be afraid of getting entangled.

22th floor

Uh... Based on the experience of reading Tanmei novels for many years, if the host really refused so straightforwardly, or both at the same time?Will nothing happen?

23th floor

By the way, is the owner still there?

……

In reality, the landlord, huddled in the narrow toilet, refreshed the post, hoping to find a good way, but unfortunately the toilet door was knocked again, accompanied by the questioning of the two people outside.

I just want to cry but have no tears.Chai Jing squeezed his red, swollen and bleeding lips, looked at the shadowy figure on the door, and then at the phone screen.

It was obviously a normal day, why did it suddenly change?Why did he have to face such a situation!

It seems that from the moment I promised to help my friend get rid of the entangled girl, things got out of hand.

But...he still doesn't understand why his roommate likes him.

Thinking of the first time we met, the other party didn't look like he would be interested in him at all.

Chai Jing stared at the opposite person with a dazed expression.

That is the roommate who will live with him in the future.

He really wanted to let the other party say what he said just now, he was really worried that he had heard it wrong.

"To avoid trouble." The shared roommate said seriously, "I am the same."

"Oh..." Chai Jing searched for a voice for a long time, and then uttered a single sound, still in a daze.

"Then, please give me more advice in the future." The shared roommate smiled, showing a bit of indifference in his attitude, as if waiting for his strange gaze, or something else, it was an almost habitual indifferent gesture.

Chai Jing's nerves have always been strong, but he didn't notice it. He just accidentally remembered the joke he saw on Weibo.

The situation he was talking about was similar to his own. It was also a co-rental relationship. The straight man was with the same guy. The straight man strictly guarded against the same guy. However, the guy didn’t look down on the straight guy at all. Later, after making some jokes, the straight guy realized that he was self-indulgent. up.

Chai Jing let himself treat it normally, gay is not stupid, how could he fall in love with straight men, and he thinks that he is not very attractive, so he should not be able to attract gays who are said to have unusually high aesthetics.

After talking for a long time, he forgot to introduce his roommate. The roommate is still a college student with an unknown major. He looks white, tender and gentle. He should be a student of a key university.

Chai Jing returned to normal, stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "Zheng Yizheng, please take care of me in the future."

The person opposite showed a look of surprise, but still held Chai Jing's extended hand with dignity.

The matter of the two being roommates has been settled.

Living together with Zheng Yizheng, who is gay, is not very special. What may be different is that he will not be as intimate as a straight male roommate.

The behavior of deliberately keeping a distance made Chai Jing feel uncomfortable in wanting to get along with his roommate. After several subconscious actions to put his shoulders on his roommate, he decided to treat him as a straight man, but not completely like him. Just like a boyfriend, do something that won't be misunderstood.

He thought that when he was fighting with his friends, his friends would sometimes pinch his butt jokingly, or joke about his wife, etc. Those who tend to be ambiguous must not do it!

However, it is not so easy to get closer to the relationship, and when there is such an opportunity, it is the moment when he is sad and decadent.

At that moment, Chai Jing fell out of love and returned to the shared room drunk.

It was Zheng Yizheng who packed him up and sent him to bed.

He woke up from a hangover, rubbed his aching head, and curled up on the bed.

His door was knocked several times, and then opened.

"Headache?" Zheng Yizheng looked at the suffering person without surprise, "I made some sober soup, do you want to drink it?"

He rubbed his forehead, thanked him, and wanted to get up, but it was a bit difficult. He tried several times but failed to get out of bed.

And when he was about to leave the bed, because of his unstable center of gravity, he was ready to fall and get blood all over his face.

A pair of hands firmly caught him, and then fell into a hug, hitting his nose sorely that he almost burst out of normal saline.

But the eye circles are still red, and his pitiful appearance does not reveal that he is a straight man at all, but he is comparable to the weak feelings in the mouth of a rotten woman.

There is no way, Chai Jing's appearance has not changed since he was a child, and his appearance has not changed. Although his facial features are finally more heroic as he grows older, they are still too delicate, but because he usually behaves quite manly, he is often called a "rotten girl". Said to be attacked by face.

Zheng Yizheng took good care of him, who was decadent due to the broken love, and when he gradually recovered from the broken love, the relationship between the two of course became much closer.

It may also be because of Chai Jing's attitude towards Zheng Yizheng, which is an attitude towards ordinary people.

Chai Jing would be very considerate to his friends, otherwise he would not be often called a daughter-in-law by his friends, even though he kicked him every time, he still called her daughter-in-law.

After the resistance is ineffective, you can only let it go.