"Oh, come out and sing K. Why are you holding your phone all the time!"

At [-]:[-] in the evening, at Luohai Xinyue KTV, several fashionable girls sang at the top of their voices, but only halfway through, when they saw the girls in the corner, they were extremely speechless.There are eight of them in a group, Luo Hai is a senior student, and now they are graduating soon, so everyone came out to enhance their relationship.Unexpectedly, before singing for a few minutes, the third child in the dormitory was holding on to his phone...

"Singing." A girl with short hair took the phone.The third child in the dormitory is named Pei Sixuan, a native of Luohai, with a soft personality and a very good relationship with the dormitory.

"Ah, it's about to start. Give me the phone first." Pei Sixuan froze for a moment, and made a gesture to take the phone.

"No. What started?" The short-haired girl held the phone and refused.

"Mingyue Qingzhu's live broadcast." Pei Sixuan was depressed.

"Bright moon and clear bamboo?"

"That's what I said yesterday. Going against Zhenzhen with Wang Hena..."

"He." The short-haired girl understood.Pei Sixuan is a veteran star chaser. She has been chasing Liu Yunzhen for eight years. The bedside and books are all Liu Yunzhen stickers.In addition, he secretly participated in two meetings with Liu Yunzhen.It's just that she knew Liu Yunzhen, but Liu Yunzhen didn't know her...

"Mingyue Qingzhu and Liu Yunzhen live together?" The girl returned the phone and asked gossip.

"No. Mingyue Qingzhu insists on hyping Zhenzhen. Now we have to conduct a toothbrush evaluation..." Pei Sixuan said angrily.She believes that Liu Yunzhen will not join forces to hype, but Huaxing's introduction is too similar to a pyramid scheme.Liu Yunzhen obviously stepped on the thunder.

"The lights here are too dim, it's too much for the eyes. Connect the phone and let's watch it on the screen." Others were no longer in the mood to sing, and one suggested.

"Isn't that good? I'll just put on the earphones..." Pei Sixuan was a little embarrassed.

"What's the matter with you? We have a night package, and we have plenty of time." Everyone waved their hands.After a while, the KTV screen turned into a Weibo projection screen.

"Eight fifty-seven...three more minutes."

"This bright moon and clear bamboo. Last year, Shao Yun was sprayed out of Weibo. I quite like Shao Yun's hosting."

"Not only Shao Yun. I heard that he also complained about the Academy of Sciences at the beginning of the year, but this matter was suppressed... the Lord who is not afraid of heaven and earth."

"It's really unlucky for Huaxing to meet him."

"Hua Xing killed himself. Our Zhenzhen is even more unlucky. We are completely innocent."

……

The lights were turned on, and everyone complained while eating the KTV fruit plate.Watching mobile screen projection in KTV... This is also an alternative experience.

"Hello, this is the first live broadcast. I'm Mingyue Qingzhu, good evening everyone..."

At 40:[-], the projection screen flickered, and a middle-aged man in his [-]s appeared on the live broadcast on his mobile phone.The man is thinner, wearing a mask and hat, and looks fully armed.

"Don't be polite, just ask for an evaluation."

"The official website price of Huaxia's three-piece set is 5097 yuan. This is for sale... I don't even have the money to pay the IQ tax."

"Liu Yunzhen looks too ugly."

"Upstairs, the evaluation hasn't started yet, so why do you say that Zhenzhen is popular? You are a fan of Wang Hena, right?"

"Pink wool, pure passerby."

……

After a day of fermentation, the online audience of the live broadcast is now 65W+.Apart from passers-by on Weibo, most of them are fans of Liu Yunzhen and Wang Hena. Cao Qinghui's evaluation is not just as simple as evaluation, but has also risen to a fan war.

"This is the Huaxing three-piece set I ordered last night. The delivery is very fast! For the sake of fairness and justice, I will broadcast the unboxing now..." Cao Qinghui didn't hold back. After introducing himself briefly, he picked up the knife from the table.He was doing the live broadcast in the study.After transformation, there are now products + evaluation props on the desk, and there is nothing else.

"Squeak-"

Cao Qinghui opened the cardboard box.Three boxes appear in front of the camera.The bamboo and wood packaging used by Huaxing is now engraved with star patterns and Huaxing LOGO on the bamboo wood. From the outer packaging alone, it is very textured.

"It looks good." A tourist with facial features left a message.This box is exquisite and I want to collect it.

"It's not useful." The black fans disdain. 5000 yuan toothbrush and comb, if the packaging is not exquisite, will anyone buy it?

"The bamboo and wood handle used by Huaxing toothbrush has a non-slip area in the middle, and the overall length is 23 cm. The brush head is [-] cm..." Cao Qinghui took the toothbrush apart.The front toothbrush is light in texture, and the brush head is some soft nylon filaments, which are as delicate as the appearance.

"Blogger, try it. I watched Daren's live broadcast, oh my god, the teeth can fall off three layers of mud."

"Daren's live broadcast room is China Star Investment. I went to the live broadcast room to popularize science just now, and I was besieged by some stupid fans."

"Leave one! The Huaxing toothbrush is too exaggerated. And the key to brushing your teeth is toothpaste, so what's the matter with the toothbrush?"

……

Tourists are very experienced in popular science.

Daren's live broadcast starts at eight o'clock and ends at nine o'clock.Mingyue Qingzhu started the live broadcast at nine o'clock, and the time was just staggered.In order to have an intuitive experience of Huaxing products, they went to Daren for a live broadcast before they came.Unexpectedly, Daren's live broadcast is highly exclusive, and they have repeatedly popularized science, and they are all turned back by fans... A muscular anchor also has fans?

Everyone made up their minds, and when Mingyue's live broadcast was over, there must be an advertisement for comparison!

"This is Fatty Assistant. He is 34 years old, with a height of [-] and a weight of [-]. He is a veteran Coke lover and has had nine teeth filled at one time..." While complaining, the camera rotated, and there was an obese man beside Cao Qinghui.The man was wearing a sports long-sleeved shirt, his body was trembling with fat, and he looked quite greasy.

"Hi everyone." Da Fei greeted through the screen.The color of the teeth is uneven, which is lower than that of normal people.

""The evaluation begins. "Cao Qinghui is a swift person, he directly took out a white card and put it on his big fat teeth.

"This is a test strip for bacteria detection. Now the bacteria index is... 58%. Our average person's bacteria index is between 30% and 60%. After brushing your teeth, it will decrease by about 10%. Put the test paper in the container, we will later For comparison before and after." Ten seconds later, Cao Qinghui removed it with tweezers.

"Excellent, definitely professional grade."

"Haha, I feel that I have raised my posture a lot."

……

Cao Qinghui is very professional in both actions and explanations, and tourists praise him one after another.

Cao Qinghui simply browsed the barrage without any response.These experiments are the most common in the Institute of Science and Technology, and are not challenging at all.

"The Huaxia mint white we bought is [-] yuan in the supermarket. It has just been opened...Okay, the test continues." Cao Qinghui squeezed out the toothpaste, turned around in front of the camera, and handed it to Da Fei.

"Gululu——" Fatty, like a prop man, brushed it very seriously.While waiting, Cao Qinghui picked up the packing box and played with it.The Huaxing toothbrush case is comfortable in texture, and its appearance can be used to hold pens.

"Oh my god, it's just like Daren's live broadcast, it's too disgusting."

"I can smell it through the screen. Is this a toothbrush or a steel wool ball?"

"Gangzhen, will this hurt my teeth?"

……

After 10 minutes, the barrage messages increased rapidly.

At this time, Da Fei had finished brushing his teeth and was wiping them with disposable paper towels.For the effect of the program, Cao Qinghui prepared a glass basin in advance and poured half a bottle of mineral water into it.At this time, the mineral water was turbid, with a layer of white and yellow rot floating on it.

Cao Qinghui was so close that he could clearly smell a rotten smell.

"Bloggers, don't be stunned, test it." A tourist barrage reminded.Cao Qinghui regained consciousness and quickly took out a new test strip.After waiting for ten seconds, check carefully.

"The bacteria index is 19%." Cao Qinghui was in a trance.The test index just now was 58%.Now I brush my teeth once, and it has dropped by 39%?Even the experimental report dare not write like this.

"Did something go wrong?" Although tourists don't understand the experiment report, they also know that '39%' is not a normal phenomenon.

"Can you give a close-up of the teeth?" A tourist asked.

"Hello everyone."

Fatty cooperated closely with the camera.His teeth are uniform in color, and each tooth is N brightness whiter than before.Even if you want to catch blind tourists, you have to feel that Big Fat has changed too much before and after...

"Is it really a toothbrush effect?" Some tourists asked uncertainly.If you can really achieve this effect, don't say six nine nine, even if you buy it at one six nine nine.

"Put the toothbrush aside first, let's start the next test product, the Huaxing conditioning instrument..." In the live broadcast room, Cao Qinghui frowned, and then changed the topic to the conditioning instrument.

There was no change on his face, but tourists found that his attitude was more serious and correct than before.

"This is the Huaxing conditioning instrument. It is 28 centimeters long and [-] centimeters in diameter at its widest point. It looks like a girl's makeup mirror..." Cao Qinghui took apart the conditioning instrument.The conditioner is elegant in appearance, as delicate as a toothbrush.

"The conditioner needs to be registered to use. Let's enter the information of Dafei first..." Cao Qinghui followed Huaxing's steps.Finally, take out the weighing machine.

Da Fei stood up. He weighed 91.5 kg, far exceeding the Chinese average.

Cao Qinghui registered at the side, and Fatty lay down on the recliner next to him, waiting quietly for Cao Qinghui to broadcast live.

"Huaxing APP has Huaxing Plaza... Is Dafei the third registered user?"

Cao Qinghui introduced while operating.This is not a prophet, but Da Fei's current ID is HXA000003, which is obviously sorted according to a certain rule.

Cao Qinghui started the conditioning device and spun around on the big fat belly.

Three seconds later, the phone interface is refreshed.Cao Qinghui gave a close-up of the interface.

User ID: Big Fat

Huaxing Goods: Huaxing Conditioner

Total points: 100

Abdominal fat accumulation rate: 550%

High fiber foods contain: 12%

Green food contains: 17%

Fatty food contains: 89%

……

Overall Rating: 29

Test results: The user's fat intake is too high, seriously affecting health, red warning!

The Huaxing report is like a game interface, appearing gorgeously in front of everyone.

"Total points, accumulation rate, test results... Huaxia Online Games."

"Oh my god, is this a conditioning machine or a physical examination machine? It's just a nonsense."

"I think it's right... definitely fat."

……

The tourists talked in a trance.They came here to eat the big melons of 'Liu Yunzhen VS Wang Hena'.But until now, Huaxing seems to be higher than the stars...

"This time consumes 15 points, whether to use it. (After testing, the reasonable duration is 20 minutes.)"

At this time, Huaxing APP reminds.Cao Qinghui clicked without hesitation: Yes.

"Huhu—" Huaxing's conditioning instrument started to rotate very regularly.Fatty looks comfortable and wants to sleep...

Cao Qinghui: ...

"Give."

Cao Qinghui handed the conditioning instrument to Dafei.Then take out the Huaxing comb.The Huaxing comb has a delicate hand feel, and it is not only light but also light.

Cao Qinghui went for a stroll outside the door.Ten seconds later, a boy about ten years old came in.The boy was wearing a mask and looked around slyly. Judging by his clothes, he should be Cao Qinghui's son.

"Dad, in just 10 minutes, will you buy me the latest Lego?" The boy's words also confirmed everyone's guess.

"Do what you say." Cao Qinghui sat down on the chair helplessly.Then close your eyes.

The little boy picked up the comb, very excited... scratching his head for Cao Qinghui.There was light in his eyes.

Tourist: Crushing child labor.

"Anchor Mingyue, how does the comb work?" Tourists asked curiously.Just sent N barrages, Cao Qinghui never responded.

"Hoo hoo, hoo--" After 3 minutes, the sound of even and powerful breathing came.

Tourist: ...is this asleep?

So far, Cao Qinghui's assessment has all changed.After this foreshadowing, Mingyue live broadcast is now 200W+ online.Its popularity far exceeds that of first-line anchors.

"Gululu—" While Cao Qinghui was sleeping, there were bursts of grunts coming from Da Fei's side.Its voice is louder, and the live broadcast tourists can hear it clearly.

Now that Cao Qinghui is sleeping, Fatty massages at a constant speed.Only one child laborer was struggling to scratch his head.It stands to reason that there is nothing to watch on Mingyue's live broadcast, but just like the herd effect, the number of tourists does not decrease, but more and more...

"Ding dong!" At [-]:[-], there was a crisp ding dong sound from Da Fei's side.

"Professor Cao." Fatty stood up reluctantly.

"It's over so soon. Hey, I didn't sleep enough..." Cao Qinghui got up confused.The sleep just now was so smooth that he was a little reluctant to get up.

"Remember Lego." The boy put down his phone and ran out excitedly.

"Go." Cao Qinghui waved his hands, then turned his gaze to Da Fei: "How do you feel?"

"It's very warm, it feels like a spa." Fatty scratched his head honestly.At this time, he was sweating profusely, as if he had run a ten-kilometer marathon.

"I……"

"Grumble!"

"I'll go to the bathroom first."

Da Fatty was about to say something, when there was a grunt in his stomach, and his words turned around.

"Go." Cao Qinghui waved his hand again.After a while, he was the only one left in the whole study.

"It shouldn't be." At this moment, Cao Qinghui picked up the two bacterial test strips.39% less before and after brushing...it shouldn't be.

After thinking about it, Cao Qinghui picked up the phone and found a string of numbers.

"Old Hu, I'm Cao Qinghui. Aren't you a biology guy? I have a statistic that I can't understand..."

"Mingyue Qingzhu is Cao Qinghui? Cao Qinghui from the University of Science and Technology?"

"I picked it up last year. It's just that he never admitted it. Don't you know?"

"I feel like hype. I guess it's pretending to be Cao Qinghui to gain popularity."

"The mask is off... what the fuck, it's really Cao Qinghui."

……

Cao Qinghui was answering the phone on his own.The tourists were a little bit overwhelmed.In the video, Mingyue Qingzhu took off the mask naturally... Under the mask was Cao Qinghui.

Cao Qinghui is not well-known in the entertainment industry, but he can't help but have a thousand degrees of popular science.Tourists searched thousands of times, and Cao Qinghui, his biography and award-winning photos were all hung on it.This is a bigwig in academia.Cao Qinghui must have fallen asleep and forgot to broadcast live now...

They all thought about tomorrow's hot search title: #明月清竹怪追马#

Accidentally fell off the horse after falling asleep... It is considered unprecedented.

While gossiping, tourists also guessed who Cao Qinghui was calling.Surnamed Hu, biology researcher, at the same level as Cao Qinghui... Could it be Hu Yiyi, professor of biology at Peking University?Oh my god, a toothbrush attracted two professors, Cao Qinghui and Hu Yiyi... it exploded.

"Professor Cao." At this time, Fatty came back from the bathroom.

"Weigh it." Cao Qinghui pointed to the weighing machine after finishing the phone call.

Dafei's current weight: 88KG.

After seeing the weight results, Da Fei and Cao Qinghui were taken aback.This is... lost seven catties in half an hour?

"Are you dehydrated, or something is wrong?" Cao Qinghui asked with a frown.This weight loss is more exaggerated than diet pills.

"No, it's quite comfortable." Fatty continued to scratch his head, his whole body was light, and even his spirit had improved a lot.

"Gululu——" During the conversation, there was another 'gugu' sound from the big fat belly.

"It seems to be intestinal peristalsis." Fatty said with great experience.According to this posture, he will have to go to the toilet soon...

"It doesn't make sense." Cao Qinghui couldn't figure out the reason.

"Professor Cao, do you have a mask?" Doubtful, Fatty suddenly asked.

Cao Qinghui was taken aback, looked at the masks on the table, and then at the live broadcast: ...! ! !

Three seconds later, the live broadcast suddenly hung up.

……

"My God." Cao Qinghui was having a headache following up the live broadcast, while the tourists in the live broadcast room were in a trance. If the Huaxing toothbrush is still within the acceptable range, then the Huaxing conditioning instrument is a magic tool.

What is the concept of seven catties?That’s a standard that even if you run ten kilometers a day, you won’t necessarily reach the standard even if you insist on it for a month!Huaxing Conditioning Apparatus has formal qualifications, does not take orally, and does not dehydrate.Doesn't seem to have any side effects...

"Grab a good number." A tourist swiped the screen in the live broadcast room.At present, there are only three people registered for Huaxing Conditioning Instrument, and the serial number is HXA000003. If they register first, wouldn’t they be pretty numbers?

The number of tourists in Mingyue's live broadcast room dropped significantly, and they went directly to Jingbao store.

The girl who hesitated before was heartbroken: I bought it!

It's like beauty skin care.Weight loss is a long-lasting money-burning project.They made up their minds to try it after buying it. If there are side effects or the product is not the right one, they can directly call Industry and Commerce + to apply for a refund.Now that information is globalized, the shop owner can't abscond with money in such a short time, can he?

In this way, wave after wave of tourists went to Jingbao store.

……

At eight o'clock the next morning, Tang Yi opened Jingbao's sales list.

Store name: Jingbao store

Yesterday's browsing: 312.6W+

Yesterday's sales: Huaxing Generation, 9026.Huaxing wooden comb, 2100.Huaxing II, 672.Huaxing conditioning instrument 31001.

昨日销售额:630W+293W+107W+9297W=10327W

Tang Yi was a little dizzy when he saw the final sales. This is... over [-] million overnight?

"Ding, congratulations to the host for winning the title of 'Get Rich Overnight'. Reward [Title Gift Pack] x1, [Lucky Draw] x1."

While Tang Yi was in a daze, a system notification sounded.

The reward came suddenly.After thinking about it, Tang Yi opened the system interface.

Host Name: Tang Yi

Current Task: Be famous.

Task progress: 20% (the remaining days are 24 days)

After one night of fermentation, the progress of the task has broken through to 20%.Tang Yi felt as if he was sitting on a rocket...

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