That narcissus flower is perfect

Toothpaste foam was still hanging from the corner of Yu Yue's mouth, and he let out a "bah" angrily, and the foam splashed everywhere.

He strode to the side of the bed, pulled Narcissus out of the quilt, and raised his hand to hit his butt, but the moment he raised his arm, he suddenly felt chilly, and looked down——

"what--"

Another scream.

Yu Yue was in no mood to beat someone, so he put him down, rushed into the bathroom, raised his arms and looked in the mirror, his armpits!hair!ah!

This bastard, when did he make a move!

Except for the armpits, the place where the underwear was wrapped was also chilly, as if it was leaking air.

Yu Yue widened his eyes in horror, stretched out a finger to open a slit in his underwear, and then closed his eyes helplessly—the man's hair that he was so proud of was cut off completely.

One, dry, two, clean!

"Narcissus, I'm not finished with you!"

Yu Yue was furious, his face turned red like a pig's liver, he rushed into the bedroom like a hot wheel, dragged the man who was only wearing panties up, hugged him to the corner of the wall and let him stand: "You have to reflect on yourself. , I will treat you later!"

Anger had gone to Yu Yue's mind, he hurriedly opened the closet, looked at the clothes inside and wanted to cry, and after thinking for a long time, he dragged two clothes out.

Narcissus leaned against the wall indifferently, and said slowly, "It's just a few hairs, what's the big deal?"

Yu Yue turned to look at him angrily: "Shut up!"

Narcissus snorted coldly: "Didn't you say that you are more handsome without hair, so handsome that you have no friends?"

"This is handsome?" Yu Yue snorted angrily, the pits were like a quagmire, his chest was heaving with anger, and he raised his arms at him quickly, "If you want revenge, just cut my hair, you can cut it. What are the hairs under me doing!"

It's like putting his masculine dignity under his feet!

Narcissus: "It makes you so handsome that you don't have a boyfriend."

Yu Yue: "!"

Panting heavily, he got dressed, slipped Narcissus over, put clothes and shoes on him indiscriminately, and kept cursing: "Yes, I'm so handsome that I don't have a boyfriend, so I'll send you away now." , stay wherever it is cool in the future!"

In a hurry, he stuffed Narcissus into the passenger driver, Yu Yue didn't even say hello, and drove the car directly to the entrance of the flower shop.When I was about to enter the door, I felt something was wrong, so I ran to the side to buy a hat and put it on.

The administrator looked very indifferent when he saw the two people, and only nodded slightly.

Yu Yue frowned all the way, now he calmed down a bit, and listed Narcissus's crimes one by one. The administrator listened with indifference, nothing to do with himself, and hung up.

"I've treated him pretty well. If he only cut my hair, I wouldn't have anything to say, but now he even dares to touch my place, so what's the deal?" Yu Yue took off his hat, showing uneven hair. I quickly put it on again, "I won't show you there, anyway, the situation is worse than this, there is not a single hair left!"

In case he offends him one day, he will cut off his little brother with a pair of scissors. It really hurts to think about it!

"I'm really at a loss, tell me, how to deal with this matter?" Yu Yue sat on the chair angrily, "When you sell things in your store, don't you consider the quality?"

The administrator glanced at Yu Yue calmly, showing an expression of looking idiot: "Cut the hair around your genitals, it means that his sexual consciousness has begun to awaken, good thing."

Yu Yue: "..."

WTF!

The administrator ignored Yu Yue's distorted expression, and took out a notebook from the cabinet.

"How's your appetite lately?"

"good."

"Are humans still used to eating food?"

Narcissus shook his head: "He is poor and only drinks water."

The administrator glanced at Yu Yue, then turned his head and continued to ask, "How about your body, what's your reaction?"

Yu Yue: "..."

Doesn't the milk bath that I took before count?

Narcissus: "Bone hurts, creaking, I have no strength, I want to sleep."

The administrator beckoned, and when Narcissus came to him, he opened his eyelids to check him, measured his height and weight, and said with a frown, "Short growth."

After closing the record book, the administrator took out a few books from the cabinet and handed them to Yu Yue: "Narcissus is about to enter puberty, you should pay more attention, there are detailed parenting rules and sexual enlightenment information in the book. This consultation is 500 yuan, credit card Or cash?"

Yu Yue was dumbfounded, so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

He came here to return the goods, why did he spend 500 yuan in a few words?Robbery never goes so smoothly!

Yu Yue refused to take it, so the administrator handed the book to Narcissus.

Narcissus held a thick stack of reference books innocently, and said in a muffled voice, "I don't want to go with him."

Yu Yue's heart trembled, he had done his best to the little guy, yet this person still dared to despise him?He slapped the table with a slap: "That's right, let's slap and break up, and let no one get in the way."

Admin: "Why?"

Narcissus pursed her lips: "He doesn't love me."

Yu Yue said angrily: "How do I love you? Seeing you mischievous all the time?" Since there is another person in the family, he has wiped countless buttocks and followed him all day to clean up the mess, living like an old mother.

Narcissus looked at the manager aggrievedly: "You told me back then that he would treat me like a little princess."

Administrator: "...that's not what I said."

Yu Yue almost jumped to his feet, and pointed at Narcissus's nose politely: "Then do you regard me as a little prince?"

Narcissus turned her head to stare at him angrily, gritted her teeth and said, "The little prince is me too."

Manager: "...Two, flirting, please go home, and pay first before leaving."

Yu Yue: "Who is flirting with him?"

Narcissus: "Hmph!"

The two looked at each other, disliked each other, and the flames splashed so much that they could almost fight on the spot.

Next to it, the administrator silently dialed a number: "Hello, 110, I am here at the 'Boyfriend' flower shop at No. 701 Nanjing Road. Two people are here to provoke trouble and disrupt the normal operation of the shop."

After half an hour.

Zhou Xian came roaring in a police car and forced the two of them into the car.

The administrator chased him out with a credit card machine: "Your 500 yuan!"

Under the gaze of the righteous police officer Zhou, Yu Yue paid 500 yuan with grief and indignation, and was taken directly to the police station.

As soon as the door of the inquiry room was closed, Zhou Xian frowned, pointed at Narcissus and said, "Did you buy it?"

Yu Yue's hair stood on end: "!"