That narcissus flower is perfect

Narcissus's property grew wildly at an explosive rate. In just a few days, he had saved 1 yuan in his hands.

Every morning Yu Yue would vomit blood and watch him fiddling in front of the flowerpot, and tried to persuade him for several days, but he couldn't persuade him at all.Narcissus even asked him back: "Don't you like money?"

Yu Yue said against his will: "I don't like it, what's the use of money? I regard money as dung."

Narcissus was very excited: "But if you have money, I can buy you a lot of wigs."

Yu Yue: "..."

Can you spare his wig!

"I'm solemnly telling you now, don't bury it anymore, it's too dirty." Yu Yue crossed his legs and sat on the floor imitating the posture of a narcissus. .”

Narcissus raised the shovel in his hand suspiciously.

Yu Yue said: "Think about it, this money has been born for so many days, and it really can't be born. This is the same as giving birth to children. You can only have a few at most, and no more."

In less than a week, he lost 5000 yuan, and he really couldn't afford to fill this big hole!

Narcissus seemed to understand, Yu Yue hurriedly took the shovel and buried the soil back. In order to prevent Narcissus from having any inexplicable thoughts again, he quickly pulled the column out of the fleshy pot and planted it back for him.

Zhuzhu burst into tears and stared at Yu Yue with aggrieved eyes. Yu Yue couldn't understand his expression and ignored him directly.

Probably because he believed Yu Yue's words, Narcissus finally calmed down, but he developed a new hobby, pestering Yu Yue to play with his mobile phone.Yu Yue had no choice but to buy him a new one.At first, I thought he was a fool because he never went to school, but he didn't expect Narcissus to be so good at playing, he knew nothing by himself.

Yu Yue said with emotion: "I really envy your species talent. I think that when I learned to write, I don't know how many times I was beaten by the teacher."

Narcissus fiddled with the phone and muttered, "Who told you to be stupid."

Yu Yue: "..."

When Yu Yue came home from get off work, he saw several boxes thrown on the floor as soon as he entered the living room. Narcissus was struggling to unpack the express delivery with a utility knife in his hand.

Yu Yue said: "When did you learn to shop online?"

Narcissus ignored him, ripped off the tape with a "tear" sound, and opened the box.

"Come on, let me see what good things you bought." Yu Yue leaned over to take a look, and fell silent immediately.

Narcissus took the things out of the box and held them up to Yu Yue as if offering a treasure: "Is the wig I gave you pretty?"

Looking at the long and big curly curl in his hand, Yu Yue seemed to have swallowed a fly and withered instantly.He directly looked away and pointed to the boxes next to him: "What is this? Let me tell you, I will get angry if I spend money indiscriminately."

"There are no random flowers." Narcissus threw the wave curls on the ground, and hurriedly opened the other boxes one by one.

Black long straight, green bob hair, yellow instant noodle rolls...

Yu Yue was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot. Why did he have expectations for the aesthetics of Narcissus?No, he shouldn't have expectations!

"Did you buy all the fucking wigs?" Yu Yue gritted his teeth, and a sentence was squeezed out from between his teeth.

Narcissus nodded: "Don't you dislike bald heads?"

Yu Yue: "Then I didn't tell you to buy all wigs! Tell me, what's the use of buying these things, which one can be worn out?"

Narcissus silently picked up the bob hair and put it on his head: "This?"

The veins on Yu Yue's forehead were about to jump up: "Bring your mobile phone, let me see how much you spent."

Narcissus took out her phone, opened Taobao, and muttered in a low voice, "I picked real hair, the quality is very good, and it's not expensive."

Looking at the payment amount on the screen, Yu Yue gasped, his legs softened, and he sat down on the floor.

Not expensive?

It could have killed him!

Narcissus asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? I can't kill you, bastard!" Yu Yue angrily tore off the wig from his head, stretched out his long arms and pulled him over, pressing his back Pressing the person on his thigh, he raised his hand high and slapped him mercilessly towards his ass.

Narcissus cried "Wow" and flopped in his arms: "You said you wouldn't hit me—"

"Finish this meal first, let's talk about it next time!"

Yu Yue was so angry that his liver hurt, his fingers were trembling, and he felt dizzy when he thought that nearly 1 yuan had been invested in it.His second-hand car was only sold for 2 yuan, and this little thing was sold for so much, how can I pay it back in the future?

Suddenly, Narcissus' crying stopped abruptly.

Yu Yue: "You know you're wrong?"

Turning his head to look at Narcissus, he suddenly noticed the person at the door from the corner of his eye, and was stunned.

His mother didn't know when she came over, she was standing at the entrance, staring at them dumbfounded.Maybe Narcissus cried too loudly just now, he didn't hear the door open.

Yu Yue quickly let go of Narcissus, got up from the ground in a panic, patted his butt, and moved his lips twice, but he couldn't say the word "Mom".

They haven't seen each other for more than a year, and they don't have any other contact.

"Hey, my dear grandson——" Mother Yu threw the bag in her hand on the ground, opened her arms and ran towards Narcissus, hugged him directly in her arms, and rubbed his head distressedly, It's as if your sweetheart has been beaten.

She picked up Narcissus, turned her head and stared at Yu Yue angrily: "Why are you beating the child when you have nothing to do? Are you educated like this?"

Yu Yue was speechless. He was beaten less when he was a child?

Yu's mother hugged the child and softly coaxed her. Looking at the posture, she seemed to have misunderstood.

"Mom," Yu Yue opened his mouth embarrassingly, "Don't get excited, things are not what you think, he is not..."

"What's wrong with him, you can't beat him!" Mother Yu sat down on the sofa with Narcissus in her arms, checked the red palm prints on his buttocks, but her heart ached so much that she stomped her feet hard, "You Tell me about you, is there such a father as you? He is still a child, how can you play such a heavy hand?"

Narcissus Fuling's heart was full of tears, and she hugged Mother Yu's arm and acted like a baby: "Grandma, it hurts—"

Yu's mother immediately said "Ouch", her uncomfortable eyes were red, and she was even more dissatisfied with Yu Yue: "The child is so old, and you have kept it from me so tightly, if I didn't see it with my own eyes today, are you going to spend your whole life with me?" Did not say?"

"Mom," Yu Yue said helplessly, "he is not my son."

At this moment, Narcissus teardrops rolled down: "Father, don't you want me?"

Yu's mother: "Well, you bastard, you dare not even have your own son, it's against you!"