Lao Tzu's acting skills are the best in the world [Quick Transmigration]

At this moment, Fang Yunxiu's limbs were sore and numb, and his whole body felt sore when he moved a little, so he had to scroll through the comment area of ​​Earth TV to chat for comfort and distract his attention.

He noticed that a new section had been created in the comment section called [Xiuxiu Universe Support Group].

The head of the group is holding the first support group meeting.

Specifically targeting the era in which Fang Yunxiu lived, the group leader carefully studied the habits of the ancient earth and found that everyone liked to be a fan of brains at that time, so the members of the group were divided into "passerby fans", "true fans", "brain fans" and "super fans". Black powder".

Wait, why is the highest level of superfans black fans?

The head of the group pointed to the historical data in the 3D light curtain and explained to everyone in the support group, "Focus, the ancients said that love is naturally black when it is deep. I think this black is an exaggerated rhetorical technique to describe the depth of love. , Only fellow universe compatriots who truly love Xiu Xiu are eligible to become black fans, black fans are our deep love for Xiu Xiu."

"What's the difference between black fans and other fans?" A cosmic cutie asked.

"After an authoritative big data investigation, we found that passer-by fans want to touch Xiu Xiu's little hands, true love fans want to lick Xiu Xiu's lips, brainless fans want to lie under Xiu Xiu's body, and black fans—" the team leader Smiling, "I want to fuck our idol."

Fang Yunxiu was so shocked that he almost fell off the bed.

Fang Yunxiu burst into tears, what evil did he do, you want to treat me like this!

It's the other way around, and these goblins are about to go to heaven.

At the end, the group leader concluded: "Of course, we just think about it, because Xiuxiu belongs to the whole universe, how can we possess him selfishly."

Then they started discussing whether they could get Earth TV to bleed and invite Fang Yunxiu to come to Future Universe for an interview.

Fang Yunxiu, who was watching the screen, vomited blood.

He supported his waist with one hand and his buttocks with the other and struggled to climb back from the ground to the bed.

He doesn't wear anything at home because some pervert says he looks best with nothing on.

Send him a cosmic blank stare.

The human form that Jiuyou turned into looks extremely cold, and the comment area is full of "Flower of Gaoling" and "Golden God" - as long as Fang Yunxiu doesn't make an expression, Jiuyou is the incarnation of the sea god who came out of the depths of the sea. Still a imprisoned god with broken wings.

Fang Yunxiu took advantage of Ning Tian's absence, often pretending to be unloved and bored. Today's butt hurts and itches so he won't get hemorrhoids. Can Ning Tian do it? Does he know how to control? Is there any secret to his kidneys being so good? , love me, don’t go, I can still be high for three days and three nights, he likes to sit up and move by himself, but he still thinks it’s better to maintain his high-cold image, fearing that his acting value will become negative—all kinds of weird expressions.

Recalling the experience of Fang Yunxiu in the past seven days, it is really hard to describe in words. There is nothing impossible but unexpected. Human potential is infinite, and postures and tricks can be unlocked infinitely.

At the end of the seventh day, the rioting energy in Fang Yunxiu's body finally stabilized, and the progress of his mission wish value reached 80%.

There is only one last chance, a chance to make him be remembered.

Su Zhen came to Ning Tian's mansion to find Fang Yunxiu, Su Zhen was waiting in the living room, Ning Tian and Fang Yunxiu were in the bedroom.

Fang Yunxiu was tied into an M shape, with his hands interlaced and imprisoned behind his head.

Ning Tian asked him: "Should I let Su Zhen come in to see you? He is very worried about you."

Fang Yunxiu was stuffed behind by Ning Tian with the unfinished pills, which were given by Su Zhen to improve his ability. The pills were as round as big pearls, and Ning Tian put them in one by one, and told him not to drop them. come out.

Su Zhen is outside, how can Fang Yunxiu look like this for Su Zhen to see?

He shook his head again and again.

"You don't want him in."

of course.

"Shouldn't you say something nice?"

"What do you want to hear?" Fang Yunxiu's voice was intermittent.

"Say you belong to me." Ning Tian demanded.

Fang Yunxiu's silver hair was pressed against his cheek, wet with sweat, and he said, "I belong to you, and only you...Master."

Ning Tian kissed his forehead.

Ning Tian opened the door and went to the living room downstairs, and told Su Zhen: "Jiuyou is resting, what's your matter, I will convey it to you."

Su Zhen clenched his hands into fists, "Did he change form?"

Ning Tian looked at Su Zhen noncommittally.

Su Zhen's eyes were red with anger, and he said angrily: "You are blaspheming the sea god."

Ning Tian smiled sarcastically, "Do you really believe in the existence of gods? If gods do exist, why do we suffer from doomsday attacks, and why do gods watch their people die? Have you ever seen the lives of ordinary people? They are struggling, struggling desperately, just not to disappear completely from this world. Blasphemy... If you think this is a kind of blasphemy, then I not only blaspheme, but also let your son of God become a cute little prostitute, It's up to me."

"You know, what does my union with Jiuyou in the transformation period represent?" The imprinted soul represents unconditional obedience. This is a loophole of the sea soul beast in the transformation. Only by dedicating it to the Sea God can the awakening be completed.But if the pure body is not sacrificed, the combination with others can also complete the transformation, but the traces of the other party will be branded.

"So your only choice now is to cooperate with me." Ning Tian said.

"You are already invincible, why provoke the Son of God, he has no threat to you." Su Zhen could not accept such a result.

Why, because it's too lonely, too angry.

He was the one who saw the little thing Jiuyou in the military academy, not anyone else, many things were doomed from the beginning.

Fang Yunxiu was tired of maintaining the same difficult posture on the bed, so he simply started sorting out the inheritance he got.Because of the transformation, the ancient inheritance obtained in the underwater temple.

Ning Tian was right. There had been no gods or miracles in this world for a long time. The only vestige of the god race was him, this extremely unreliable bastard.

He only knew what the purpose of his soul was after he got the inheritance.

He is not a complete tonic pill at all, everyone has misunderstood it, this is a beautiful misunderstanding.

Eating him is like eating Tang's monk meat, it will not have any benefits, no longevity, and no energy, otherwise the person who ate its meat in the previous life would have gained energy to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Fang Yunxiu didn't know until the moment he got the inheritance that he was actually the key to this world.

A key that can close the rift in time and space.

As the saying goes, when you just want to fall asleep, someone will give you a pillow, and the Zerg that invaded and made a comeback again is simply the best opportunity for Fang Yunxiu to complete the task.

Although he is also greedy for Ning Tian's excellent skills, for Fang Yunxiu, he still enjoys the moment of gaining talent value more.

So business matters, so when Ning Tian led the coalition army to the battlefield, he contacted Su Zhen privately and asked him to find a way to bring him to the battlefield. The place closest to the war is one of the space-time rifts.

How could he be absent at such an important moment?