Lao Tzu's acting skills are the best in the world [Quick Transmigration]

The residents of the universe who watched the finale were fried again.

The Earth TV planning team watched the ratings soar all the way, and finally at the peak moment when Ning Tian hugged the sea soul beast and calmly greeted death, everyone laughed from ear to ear.

"There is scum in the sugar, I want to send blades to the crew." From Xiuxiu Universe Support Club group.

"It's so touching. It's so touching to die in the arms of your lover."

"Shake the m upstairs, and the lower tears mean that the tears are flowing to the sea."

The orchard in Fang Yunxiu's personal discussion area was heavily irrigated by the unrepentant audience.Because the audience who were dissatisfied with the ending of the tragedy expressed that they were caught off guard by their mouths full of glass slag, thousands of girls shed tears and bought countless pests [This is a mutated red spider], [Plants are most afraid of me: crazy termites], [I am dead leaf disease] The fungus refused to accept it and hit me]... The pests were thrown into the orchard, and the supply of pests on the shelves exceeded the demand, and they were swept away by the audience of the TV series.

So the people who were satisfied with the ending were not to be outdone, they frantically bought insecticides, and uniformly changed their nicknames to [Pesticide Squad] xxx.

The clerk at the Earth TV store said: I just eat a melon, and the shelves are empty!

At this time, Fang Yunxiu, who set off a frenzy of TV dramas in the universe, did not know that his popularity had risen. The system was settling with him the acting points gained in this world. The system said pleasantly: "You have accumulated 30 acting points now, and you can exchange them for gifts!" cute.gif

Fang Yunxiu: "What gifts can I exchange for?"

System: "There are different grades, 30 is the minimum value, and the highest grade requires tens of thousands of acting points. You can try to draw a prize first."

Fang Yunxiu quickly caught the system's routine: "So different points have different winning rates and prizes?"

"Xiu Xiu, you are such a witty little angel."

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"Draw one, you can try to draw one, I'm very curious." The system is a cute baby, because it is the first time to bring the host, and has never seen a lottery, it seems to want to try it, the system is salty Soaked in tears, covered his mouth, and cried.

Fang Yunxiu had nothing to do with it: "Okay, okay, I'll pay the points, you can draw."

The system instantly became full of energy, and the light of the small ball of light became larger: "Really?" He was about to fly happily.

Fang Yunxiu raised his forehead: "If you talk nonsense again, I will regret it."

"Don't stop, I'll smoke now." The system shamelessly hugged Fang Yunxiu's thigh, "Xiuxiu, you are my father, and I love you, father!"

Father Fang: =_=Baby, I can't give birth to a child like you.

The system drew a small gift box for Fang Yunxiu to open.

Fang Yunxiu opened it and his face turned green.

Nima what is this? ? ? !

Furry cat tail with a thick vibrator to tuck in the back, and a pair of furry cat ears.The explanation of the above props is as follows: [The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to find light], this is a set of magical cat equipment, you will have the sharp vision of a cat star when you wear it, remember Stay, you need a complete set of equipment, separate use is useless~ (Note: one-time use)

Fang Yunxiu felt the deep malice from the system.

But he absolutely did not expect that this set of sexy equipment looks shameful and tasteless, and it will come in handy in the following script world.

The first time he saw this prop, he was very disdainful, "Keep it away, maybe there is a chance to play with it."

The system glanced at him very understandingly, this toy is not bad, on rainy days, the toy and the host are more suitable.

Because of the invitation of Earth TV, Fang Yunxiu went to Interstellar Earth to do a live broadcast and interact with the audience. There were also many fans waiting at the door of the spaceship where Fang Yunxiu was riding.

The black powder local tyrant who secretly sent Fang Yunxiu's unlucky bastard also arrived at the scene in a high-level suspension cabin.

The scale of this meeting is not large, because it is the first time for Earth TV to hold a similar event, and everyone looks at Fang Yunxiu as if they are looking at a walking living fossil. Living fossils must be well protected, so the audience this time will adopt a membership system, only Earth Only senior members of tv can meet Fang Yunxiu face to face.

The rest of the audience who regretted not being able to meet Fang Yunxiu could only connect to the optical computer at home or watch the live broadcast on the 3D big screen in the leisure plaza.

Fang Yunxiu sat in the center of the live broadcast hall, surrounded by transparent screens that constantly popped up messages from outside viewers, and some viewers even sent back moving images. Fang Yunxiu looked fresh and felt like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. find it interesting.

The audience sitting below the live broadcast hall wore portable eye masks, which visually shortened the distance between them and Fang Yunxiu, so that they could see Fang Yunxiu's every move in detail.

Fang Yunxiu found that they were wearing clothes of different colors and divided the seats into two. The system quietly said to him: "You don't know, the audience almost didn't fight. It’s been a week of quarreling.” Just like Tofu Nao also has salty and sweet parties, the audience’s preferences for scripts are also very different. People in the future will fight on the simulated battlefield if they disagree. Recently, the rental of the simulated training cabin Prices have doubled on the market.

Sure enough, when the meeting started, Fang Yunxiu shyly greeted the future Earthlings: "Hello everyone, I am Fang Yunxiu."

"Ah—Xiuxiu!" Cheers came and went.

Fang Yunxiu kept smiling, thinking to himself: What a group of lucky future human beings, fortunate to be able to meet him, an ancient earthling, yes, your ancestor, I——here comes.

Where is the applause, where are the flowers, come more violently.

Fang Yunxiu smiled.

Then, Fang Yunxiu's smile clicked... cracked.

Because the audience didn't know what they saw and suddenly stood up excitedly and screamed wildly in Fang Yunxiu's direction, they suddenly rushed in Fang Yunxiu's direction.

Is it because he is too popular?Although he admitted that he is handsome and charming, but you crazy interstellar earth people can't be so barbaric, what about the good star etiquette?

Then Fang Yunxiu felt a pair of hands holding his shoulders, and a familiar pine fragrance drifted from the tip of his nose. The owner of these hands said in a mellow voice: "You have scared our distinguished guests, everyone pay attention to order, we go Back off, okay?"

listen well.

Very warm oil.

To be drunk.

Then Fang Yunxiu saw the audience on Earth who were his fans, backed away excitedly, covered his face, and cried.

"It's Master Zhong, I actually saw the Great God here." I was moved and cried, what the Great God said was right.

Fang Yunxiu turned his head slowly, and saw a handsome and mature man smiling at him, Fang Yunxiu blinked, his manliness was uncommon, especially his eyes were the best, when they flickered, they looked like flowing clouds on the Milky Way, like fine quicksand paving the Milky Way hanging On the sky.

The man smiled apologetically at him, and said, "The organizer invited me to be a guest, because I didn't inform you in advance because I wasn't sure about the itinerary, I'm sorry to surprise you."

The man only appeared in the live broadcast room for 5 minutes before leaving in a hurry. In just 5 minutes, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room maxed out the optical brain processor.

The man pushed the stunned Fang Yunxiu to the front, and said to the entire StarCraft audience: "Please support Fang Yunxiu."

Fang Yunxiu didn't react until the man left under everyone's persuasion.

Who is this?

The system was also stunned, and he said, "Look, is it the person hanging on the wall in the hall?"

Fang Yunxiu looked in the direction prompted by the system, and a large 3D portrait was hung in the most conspicuous position in the live broadcast hall.

This person is the most popular and unrepeatable master in the universe year 2016. His identity is a mystery. No one knows where he came from. All he knows is that as long as there are TV dramas he participates in, they will become an immeasurable hurricane in the history of human film and television.

Sometimes the master also has his evil tastes, he will hide himself under different faces to conceal his identity, even a few times it is a passerby who only appears for a second, he uses this trick to fool many people.

The audience present stared at Fang Yunxiu like hungry wolves. The great god appeared for Fang Yunxiu, which meant that there was a high possibility of a great god around Fang Yunxiu.

The cosmic viewers who are so idle are gearing up and can't wait to start a new round of guessing.

Fang Yunxiu once again accepted the enigmatic enthusiasm of the interstellar audience with a bewildered expression.

Fang Yunxiu was in a daze: He seemed to have had close contact with some great person just now?