Lao Tzu's acting skills are the best in the world [Quick Transmigration]

He regretted it ah ah ah ah ah, Nima, let him go back, let him be a dog.

Qin Lang kept approaching.

Don't come here, don't come here... you're going to die.

What is wrong with this Luo Moqing, actually stealing Qin Lang's things, it really doesn't feel like he died fast enough.

At this time, the system prompts, warning, warning, acting value -10.

Before he did anything, his acting skills were deducted as negative.

The system raises a light curtain, and the light curtain is full of post-viewing comments. The two-episode series "Little Uncle Loves Me Again" had its first trial broadcast in the universe. Unexpectedly, the audience was very enthusiastic and the discussion was very heated , the feedback is quickly sent back to the system.Small bubbles rise up one by one, and the comments inside exist in the form of voice or text.

"Isn't this a bug? Why can you change your body in front of others? It won't be discovered?"

"It's been a long time since I watched such an interesting costume drama. I heard that Earth TV specially invited actors from the ancient earth this time. It is called a revolutionary breakthrough. I just watched it. The real performance is indeed different from the feeling of AI. I look forward to the next episode. Come on."

The system expressed its displeasure: "You actually changed your body under the eyes of others, are you afraid that they won't know that you were transformed from a dog?"

The system has to wipe his ass/ass.

Fang Yunxiu suddenly felt pressured and shouted that he was wronged. This was completely an accident.

System: "If you die by accident, you can also say it was an accident."

Fang Yunxiu: "What will happen if you die?"

System: "For the sake of the visibility of the plot, the same world is repeated, the difficulty is doubled, and the way of death of the characters must not be a good death as a punishment."

So there are no accidents in this world, all accidents need to pay a price.

He didn't have time to swear at his mother, Qin Lang got closer and stood at the head of his bed.

Fang Yunxiu could feel the oppression of his sight, he tried his best to breathe steadily, but this little trick couldn't escape his eyes at all.

He said, "Since you are awake, open your eyes."

Fang Yunxiu's heart was beating like a drum, he slowly opened his eyes, trying to make his expression look better, it was actually uglier than crying.

"Qin...Third Master." With a bald mouth, he followed Qin Lang's subordinates and called out an honorific title.

Fang Yunxiu held his breath, this time he wouldn't ooc deduct his acting skills.

Fortunately, this title did not know how to please Qin Lang.

Fang Yunxiu breathed a sigh of relief.

Qin Lang walked up to Fang Yunxiu and squeezed his chin, "You used to call me little uncle."

It's not that Fang Yunxiu has never received the script of the legend of the underworld, but he only now knows that this kind of oppression by the superior does not require extra words and actions, just looking directly at it can make people break out in cold sweat.

He called dryly: "Little uncle."

Qin Lang moved his hand to his shoulder and said lovingly, "Very good."

Damn, Fang Yunxiu has no idea what he's talking about.

Go crazy.

Fang Yunxiu woke up after a nap, and found himself locked in a basement by Qin Lang. He didn't know the location of this place.

The environment was extremely simple, with white cement walls on all sides, and simple tables and chairs in the middle. Fang Yunxiu's limbs were locked on the seat and he could not move.

The owner of the voice he heard when he was in a coma was a burly man. He was sitting opposite Fang Yunxiu at the moment, interrogating him why he stole Qin Lang's things, who he gave them to after stealing them, and what purpose he had. who.

Fang Yunxiu was so blinded by the glare that he couldn't sleep all day and all night. Forcibly depriving the prisoner of his freedom and sleep is an effective way to weaken his will.

He also wanted to know why Luo Moqing did all this. Seeing that Luo Moqing was so timid, Fang Yunxiu guessed that he had no earth-shattering conspiracy at all. Who knew why he wanted to take Qin Lang's things in a brainstorm.

This Qin Lang was even more strange.

He didn't pursue it either. If Qin Lang really wanted to bring Luo Moqing back to punish him, Fang Yunxiu didn't believe it would be delayed until now.

Nima, stop asking big brother, big brother, he still wants to know the answer.

"do not know."

Fang Yunxiu's soft abdomen was hit hard by his fist, and he didn't eat for a few days, the acid water in his stomach came up, and the burning pain in his throat, he groaned, gritted his teeth and said: "I don't know what to take what!"

The strong man put on the gloves covered with iron spikes, and moved his wrist, "Not honest?"

Fang Yunxiu looked at the guy who looked like the props of the crew, and his heart was trembling. He couldn't help calling the system: Does this hurt?

It hurts, right?

It must be very painful, right?

No, he is afraid of pain.

System, don't think that I don't know it must hurt if I don't talk!

Fang Yunxiu tilted his head and passed out.

Qin Lang pushed the door open and came in, the outdoor light shone on him.

"Untie."

The strong man said: "Third Master, he was very strict and didn't say anything."

"I didn't ask you to do anything. Now you should believe it. You can't dig out anything from him. I know this kid. He is less courageous than a mouse. If you give him the courage, he will not dare to plot against me."

The strong man is a dead-headed man, and someone reminded him later, "Is it possible for a person who has not received professional training to persist under your command for five days and still not utter a word?"

"Of course not."

"So the meaning of the third master is very obvious: because Young Master Luo doesn't know anything, so he can't say anything."

The strong man was dumbfounded.

The man patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, "You have treated Young Master Luo like this, and the third master must pay him twice as much. Are you stupid for being the third master? He is just borrowing your hand to block the mouths of the people below. It's all right now, Everyone knows that Young Master Luo passed the test and is innocent."

Dude, wish you luck.

Light the candles, amen.

Recently, the manager of the family can always see the little master staring at the dog in a daze.

His eyes were a little melancholy.

It's right to be melancholy, that's because Fang Yunxiu is feeling, it's better to treat dogs, eat, eat, sleep, and be safe and worry-free.

The system does not know how to make the native dog survive, but now it is an ordinary dog. When Fang Yunxiu tried to talk to it, it wagged its tail arrogantly, then turned its head and ate, and could not understand Fang Yunxiu’s words at all. situation.

In the real world, Fang Yunxiu is a bad-spoken drama idiot who only wants to act.

Parents are both dead, nothing to worry about.

There are more insults than praises, but he is still filming one movie after another.

Why do people still ask him to film?

esay, because he is rich, commonly known as rich man.

The film crew welcomes Fang Yunxiu to join the crew with capital.

Since he inherited a large amount of inheritance, the world has become farther and farther away from him.

Heartbroken, looking around at a loss.

System: "Hey, you can do it, the show will be over."

Fang Yunxiu shook his head, "I've made so many expressions, why hasn't Qin Lang come back?"

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.

Above the dining table, Yunxiu brought him the chicken soup he made, and watched him take a sip with a spoon.

Seeing that his expectant eyes were like those of a puppy, Qin Lang casually praised, "Not bad."

Fang Yunxiu returned to his seat with satisfaction.

Qin Lang put down the spoon, wiped his mouth slowly with a napkin, "Mo Qing, you don't have to be so afraid of me. Do you know why you trust me?"

The main event came, Fang Yunxiu blinked his curious eyes cooperatively.

"You're so stupid, you can't live without me."

Fang Yunxiu's smile cracked.

Because he is stupid enough to be curious, so he doesn't even bother to do it, right?He wants to explode in place!

What Qin Lang said was that Luo Moqing was talking about Luo Moqing, and Fang Yunxiu silently recited it three times.Thinking about it this way, Fang Yunxiu couldn't help agreeing deeply, the little uncle has a vision and speaks the truth.

Fang Yunxiu is stuck at home now and has no way to get close to the task target. He said to Qin Lang, "Little uncle, I want to go back to school."

"Are you hurt?"

"It's fine." Fang Yunxiu replied honestly.

"Okay, then from tomorrow, Uncle Zhang will send you to and from school. If the school is closed, go home after school."

Fang Yunxiu was embarrassed, why did he have a sense of seeing that he was fighting wits and courage with his parents? Didn't Qin Lang always treat Luo Moqing as a herd before?Even when Luo Moqing died outside in the end, he just ordered the people below to deal with Luo Moqing's funeral. How can he have the leisure to play the role of a loving father and strict mother now?

With a respectful look on his face, "Okay."

He searched for keywords on the Internet, whether it was "sports car", "pregnant woman car accident", or "Zhong Hong accident", there was no related news at all. cover up the message.

Returning to class the next day, Yunxiu was humming a ditty along the way. He almost forgot what life in high school was like, and he was really looking forward to it.

The results are beyond words.

The classmates didn't raise their heads, only the deskmate glanced at him, because the deskmate was occupying two tables with her girlfriends and having a hot chat, Fang Yunxiu stood in front of the seat with his schoolbag on his back and his head down, at a loss, the deskmate glanced at him and then Continue to gossip about the handsome guy in the class next door.

The two reluctantly separated when the bell rang for class.

Only then did Fang Yunxiu have the opportunity to sit back in his seat.

Whether he comes or not, it doesn't matter to the classmates in the class, no one cares.

He couldn't help feeling in his heart, children nowadays can't do this, cold violence hurts so much, no wonder Luo Moqing still got stuck in it when he met a scum like Zhong Hong and couldn't extricate himself.

But this group of high school students is completely different from Fang Yunxiu's imagination.The school does not allow students to go out to eat at noon, and they need an exit permit to go in and out, but no one cares about it after school in the afternoon. Just after the monthly exam, the whole class made an appointment to have a barbecue.

Wave in wave.

Come on, what a wave.

Fang Yunxiu looked at the time, it was still early, and Uncle Zhao must have not come, so he also fished in troubled waters and followed behind his classmates, so Qin Lang would have nothing to say if he slipped out like this, he needed to socialize, in order not to be isolated by his classmates, he had to Be gregarious and participate in group activities appropriately.

Unexpectedly, the boy who had been looking down on Luo Moqing had a quarrel with him, and caught him wanting to fight him for wine.

Fang Yunxiu originally wanted to take this opportunity to take a look at the victim's pregnant woman's house. He couldn't understand Qin Lang's attitude, and he didn't dare to use his people to run errands, so he could only search for all Luo Moqing's property that he had found. The license plate number, the basic information of pregnant women can be bought.

But what's going on with this kid who's making a mess? !

The system prompts in time: "A warm reminder from the TV station's headquarters: According to big data analysis, viewers don't like to watch cannon fodder characters that have nothing to do with the main mission. Usually, too many irrelevant plots will affect the ratings. In short, you should get rid of him quickly."

Serial dramas are different from live broadcasts. There is a certain time difference between filming and broadcasting. Therefore, Fang Yunxiu devotes himself wholeheartedly during the performance and will not be disturbed. However, there will also be such situations. The director of the headquarters will give guidance according to the direction of the plot.

When the light curtain was raised while deserting, Fang Yunxiu could see the message from another wonderful space:

"We'll have to wait another week, update soon."

"Actually, the acting skills are still a bit blunt, like when pretending to sleep, the eyelashes are trembling, but, but, tap the blackboard to draw the key points, so the real details are the acting, right?"

"I'm used to the perfect expressions and perfect acting skills in the setting, it's really boring, but this TV series is different from those perfect products!"

"Is this an ancient performance technique from the earth? It is unexpectedly cute, and the inner vibration of the characters leads to the depths of the soul..."

This forced boast made Fang Yunxiu feel embarrassed.Fang Yunxiu's understanding is that he is used to eating delicacies from mountains and seas, so here comes a pancake with scallions and bacon, which slaps Emma's thigh, why is it so delicious?Pure natural and original ecology without additives, good and good.

"I didn't expect that one day I would also follow dramas. What's the actor's name? So cute."

Fang Yunxiu raised his hand to poke the bubble. After the bubble burst, the string of text stopped in front of his eyes. Fang Yunxiu was stunned, and the system called him: "What do you want to say, you can reply~"

He froze for a moment and said, "My name is Fang Yunxiu."

Bubbles wrapped around his reply rose again.

Someone on the other side of the universe jumped up happily, "Da Da replied to me! Oh my God, I am so happy, he is Da Da from thousands of years ago!"

Today your ancestors are also acting, great, smiling.