Lao Tzu's acting skills are the best in the world [Quick Transmigration]

[President's wish: fill in all the pits. 】

【Are you accepting the mission? 】

【whether】

Fang Yunxiu chose "Yes" without hesitation.

He is still rejoicing, it seems that the tasks in this world can be won by lying down... Isn't it just filling holes.

The system weakly reminded him: "Pay attention to the quantity."

Fang Yunxiu: ...

He was wrong, give him a knife.Why is He Jingrong's column full of pitfalls?Take a closer look at the pseudonym: Xiao He who digs holes but never fills them.

Why is this pseudonym so careless?

Fang Yunxiu shed tears of remorse at the system, "Little caresser. I am Xiao Fang who specializes in filling holes."

He now believes that the president is really repressed under the pressure of life, and he only reports on the Internet like this?He browsed briefly, and found that Xiaohe's article was quite popular.

The young man who rang the doorbell opened the door and came in. The young man looked full of vigor, with a slightly darker complexion, which is the wheat complexion preferred by Europeans and Americans. A pair of thick sword eyebrows are dark and heavy on the eyes, which look deep and energetic, with three-dimensional facial features. The shadow of the eyelashes sprinkled on the cheeks, dragging out the warm sun of the whole autumn.The young man has just left the society, and he has changed several jobs before, but he is not satisfied.It happened that He Jingrong's driver came back to his hometown. His previous driver was a fellow of the young man, so he recommended the young man to He Jingrong.

The young man held a bag of rice in his hand. When he grinned, he had a row of white teeth, and his smile was bright and inexplicably shy, "Mr. He, Uncle Zhang asked me to bring this for you. Hometown rice."

What an honest young man.

Fang Yunxiu said naturally: "Then you put it in the kitchen, and Auntie will watch it then."

Fang Yunxiu was not familiar with the kitchen in the villa, so he poured a cup of tea for the young man indiscriminately, and the young man was flattered.Before he came, he had heard from the driver who told He Jingrong that He Jingrong was not easy to get along with, not because he had a bad temper, but...except for work, he hardly spoke, and it was not for nothing that people said he was a walker.The string of zeros in his account is dazzling, and there are countless men and women who admire him. It seems that people like him should be born to be the most enviable favor in the world.But the truth is, when we got home, apart from the nanny, there wasn't even a living thing breathing.

The basis of all this is that they don't know that their President He doesn't socialize, doesn't like to appear on social occasions, and isn't close to women... It's because President He is busy going home to update!The writing is still pure ♂ love ♂ literature ♂ learning.

Don't ask him what pure love is.

He will tell you that it is pure love.

Fang Yunxiu studied the script and found that the cause of He Jingrong's death was briefly explained in the script, and the place of death was this lake view villa. The police confirmed that the cause of death was suicide.

In fact, Fang Yunxiu didn't quite believe this cause of death.

It's just this script, because the negotiated investors withdrew temporarily, did not find follow-up investment, the shooting plan was aborted, and the script was not completed.

According to the logic of the characters, although He Jingrong doesn't like to deal with people very much and is withdrawn and reticent in the eyes of outsiders, would a person who is about to commit suicide spend so much time writing a story?Moreover, it was written in his profile that he found this place to recuperate because he couldn't accept his illness for a while.For a person who commits suicide, there are so many procedures, and the sense of ritual is too strong.

Fang Yunxiu's understanding of He Jingrong is not comprehensive enough, and his judgment is mostly based on intuition and experience...

"What if He Jingrong's death was man-made?" Fang Yunxiu asked the system.At this moment, Fang Yunxiu, in the eyes of the young driver, was sitting on the high chair with an unsmiling expression. The golden sunlight shone on his face, making his face more and more like that of the finest clear white porcelain, with a high-spirited demeanor and a dusty appearance. .

The two little short hands evolved by the system tried hard to cover their faces and cry, "One day the shy actor will be able to tell me that he deduced from experience, which is touching."

Why can't he beat the brat the system?Fang Yunxiu snorted softly, and put down the teacup heavily in his hand.

The youth was taken aback.

Where did he fail to anger Fang Yunxiu?

Only then did Fang Yunxiu notice that his young driver hadn't left yet. He noticed that the muscles in the young man's limbs were firm and smooth, and asked casually, "Have you practiced?"

The young man's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "In the mountains and the countryside, you can do a few tricks in the country." At Fang Yunxiu's request, the young man showed off his skills casually, and it was definitely more than just a few tricks as he said.

"How is it?" Fang Yunxiu asked the system.

The system listed Fang Yunxiu's physical fitness data, which is much higher than the average person, and it is indeed real.

Fang Yunxiu is very satisfied with this driver, he is young and strong and can play, which is really a treasure.Fang Yunxiu crossed his legs, smiled restrainedly, and his slender eyes looked like a thousand-year-old fox who had abducted an innocent boy. He said, "Congratulations, you have been hired." Fang Yunxiu was very satisfied and found himself a driver and bodyguard.

The driver was also very satisfied, and finally saw Xiao He himself, who was a little different from the Xiao He he had imagined.

But... surprisingly cute.

At this time, an embarrassing thing happened, "Gu—" Fang Yunxiu's stomach groaned.

It's really embarrassing for such a beautiful Mr. He to make such an indecent voice in front of people.

He forcibly changed the subject, "Hey, where's Auntie? Why didn't you come to cook today."

The young driver stood up and whispered shyly, "Mr. He..."

"What's the matter? Say."

"Uncle Zhang also told me about this. He said that you have a picky taste and have fired several aunts. If you don't mind, let me cook for you."

... He is really an all-round good boy, but has Uncle Zhang ever taught him that it is easy to be disadvantaged if he is so straightforward?Tell your parents, I heard that you are very picky—young man, you are making trouble.

"Wait, your name?" Fang Yunxiu suddenly remembered, chatted for a long time, but still didn't ask the name.

"Wei Zhen." The young driver was a little cautious, with his feet together, his ears blushing as he stood there, like an obedient student who couldn't answer the teacher's question.He fell into a trance, oh my god, he actually forgot to tell the boss his name, he had clearly planned a series of self-introductions, but he forgot all of them when he saw Mr. He.

"What Wei, what is true?"

"Guardian who defends the country, seeks the truth from the false."

Fang Yunxiu couldn't help laughing, where did this kid come from? He really doesn't look like a person of this era.

"Then can I call you Xiao Wei?"

"Of course." Wei Zhen lowered his head, looked up at Fang Yunxiu from time to time, to confirm that he was not displeased by his stupidity, and then his eyes fell on Fang Yunxiu's face, unable to move away.

"looking at what?"

Wei Zhen shook his head and did not answer.

"Does it look good?" Fang Yunxiu raised the corner of his mouth.

"Looks good." Wei Zhen nodded vigorously, "better than the people in the pictorials." In case Fang Yunxiu didn't believe it, he added a sentence specially.

Fang Yunxiu waved his hand, "I'm hungry."

Wei Zhen hurriedly went to the kitchen.

Fang Yunxiu felt a burst of relaxation for no reason, probably because he had three meals a day in the future.When he was cultivating, he came and went on the cliff before the valley was opened, he only knew the third thing, fruit, stream water, and spirit beasts that would never be cooked... Now that I think about it, my stomach really suffers .

The few dishes that Wei Zhen brought up were delicious in color, fragrance, and Fang Yunxiu's taste. When he took a piece of lettuce and swallowed it, he wondered, could this He Jingrong have a similar taste to him?

Wei Zhen saw that Fang Yunxiu picked up several dishes on the table, not only did he smile, but he didn't know what to do. He seemed to know what Fang Yunxiu liked to eat when he was cooking. Scratching his head, he didn't know what to do, why did he mix so many dishes in such a strange way?Fang Yunxiu tapped his bowl with chopsticks, "Will you be full just by looking at it? Eat."

"You eat first." Wei Zhen's eyes were wet above his wheat complexion, like a deer coming out of the forest.

"Did I hire the driver or did the landlord's family raise a young daughter-in-law in the old society? Eat." Fang Yunxiu said the same thing.

When Wei Zhen heard this, he immediately moved his chopsticks.

Suddenly, Fang Yunxiu was eating well, and felt a cramping pain in his stomach. He covered his mouth and went to the bathroom to vomit. At first, he retched, but in the end he almost vomited out his heart, liver, spleen and lungs.

He was dizzy before his eyes, and with the sound of flushing the toilet, he barely stood up while holding onto the sink, the acid water in his stomach irritated his throat, and there was a burning pain from his throat to his stomach.Fang Yunxiu turned on the faucet to wash his hands, just after applying foam, he became dizzy for a while, his legs trembled and he couldn't stand up.

His last consciousness was seeing He Jingrong's excessive paleness in the mirror, his hair was wet with cold sweat, and then he lost consciousness.

Wei Zhen heard the movement inside and quickly knocked on the door, asking Fang Yunxiu if he was okay.

No one inside answered.

He held the doorknob, and the bathroom door was locked. Wei Zhen couldn't help but slammed open the bathroom door.I saw Fang Yunxiu lying weakly on the ground, his forehead was torn because he hit the pool when he fainted, and a trace of blood oozed out.

Wei Zhen couldn't find the phone number of He Jingrong's personal doctor, picked him up and ran to the hospital.

Fortunately, He Jingrong didn't really choose a place with good mountains and rivers and nothing else. There was complete medical facilities around the villa area. After driving not far away, Fang Yunxiu was sent to the emergency room.

Wei Zhen was sweating profusely and asked the doctor about the patient's condition.

When Fang Yunxiu woke up, Wei Zhen was sitting on the head of his bed, and the young man looked at him with sad eyes: "Mr. He, do you have any difficulties?"

Fang Yunxiu was stunned by his question.

I really don't know what Wei Zhen made up in his head. He looked dignified, looked at Fang Yunxiu with incomparable treasure, and said earnestly: "Mr. He, no matter when, don't give up your life."

Fang Yunxiu: ...

Brother, this is a misunderstanding.

You hear me, this is a real misunderstanding.

I don't want to die.

Before going to bed at night, Fang Yunxiu logged on to Weibo and received a private message from a reader. He left a message saying: "Big Daddy, you are cheating, I won't scold you anymore. Just make a fuss every day and tell us that you are doing well."

He went to look at the text, only to find that the bottom of the article was swiped by [Don't think too much about it] and [Daddy, living is the most important thing].

He took a closer look, only to see that He Jingrong asked nonchalantly before the break, if today is the last day of your life, what would you like to do?

Originally... huh.

Readers have long since given up on his methods, and they have given up almost any excuse for cheating articles, such as catching rape with the neighbor’s sister-in-law, burglary, laptops and desktops being stolen, falling into the manhole cover on the road and breaking their legs, There is also a series of the most commonly used reasons... The author's younger brother entered the hospital, the author's younger brother's wife cheated on him, and the author's younger brother was seriously ill in bed...

The cold-faced president made known to the world with his own actions. Although he didn't care about everything on the surface and slapped the wealthy scumbag in the face with his achievements, he was still upset!

Therefore, except for having a child, Xiao He, who may encounter any other situations and dig holes without filling them, was ridiculed by the readers when he first talked about the last day of his life.The author has another moth!

But according to his usual urgency, his Weibo is still posted as usual, and new pits that should be opened should also be opened.After waiting for a long time, readers who hadn't seen Xiao He's movement began to have new guesses, faintly worried——

Fang Yunxiu: The whole world thinks I want to die.

But I really don't.

Fang Yunxiu, who was suffering from illness, had to advance his talent value to the system in exchange for a gift package for reducing pain sensation.

After sleeping all day, Fang Yunxiu, who got rid of the pain, turned on the computer and uploaded the latest update.

A special attention message prompt pops up: Stop writing, it hurts.