Lao Tzu's acting skills are the best in the world [Quick Transmigration]

Fang Yunxiu did not expect that the first difficulty he encountered was breastfeeding.

Zhao Hongxi didn't expect that, as a cub of an animal, it would wake up with the nipple of the person in front of it in its mouth in its sleep!

Fang Yunxiu and Zhao Hongxi looked at each other, big eyes to small eyes.

- This is embarrassing.

Puppies leave their mothers before weaning, and will follow the nature of mammals to find a substitute for breast milk. In a state of deep sleep, Zhao Hongxi moved instinctively, scratching and pulling with his little paws, and used the strength of sucking to get into Fang Yunxiu. in clothes.With eyes closed, he moaned and searched for a bump.It took a lot of effort, and finally the small mouth caught the round little red bead on Fang Yunxiu's chest, and sucked hard.

Suck... Suck.

Nothing.

Zhao Hongxi had a terrible dream. In the dream, he was looking for water in a desert. He had not touched a drop of water for three days and three nights, and finally saw an oasis in front of him. sand.

His heart is: I want to cry, but I can't cry.

Fang Yunxiu looked at the sluggish, hopeless eyes full of despair and at the same time the contempt of the king... Tuantuan.He fed water to Tuantuan first, frowning, he made a gesture, Zhao Hongxi actually understood his meaning: "You stay here obediently, I'll find you something to eat."

Zhao Hongxi lay quietly on the bed, he hadn't recovered from the shock in his heart, he thought it was a woman sleeping on his side.His heart was full of helpless anger. The Zhao family was full of loyalty and loyalty. Even the women of the Zhao family were brave and loyal.It's just that in his generation, two generations of the Zhao family were the only seedlings. After the old man died in the battle, his uncles and brothers did not live up to their expectations. They died and scattered. His father alone supported the entire Zhao family. Unfortunately, his father died early due to illness and left Zhao Hongxi and a group of female relatives.Fortunately, Zhao Hongxi strives for success and does not disgrace the lintel.

Being able to force Mrs. Zhao and Mrs. Zhao to the point of using a bride to celebrate the wedding shows that they are also at the end of their ropes, so they use this kind of non-solution method.

It's just a comfort in my heart.

Therefore, while Zhao Hongxi was displeased with his elders for involving an innocent merchant woman in this innocent disaster, his heart was also filled with helpless loneliness.

General Zhao has not remarried for so many years. The outside world thinks that he misses his first wife who died unexpectedly before getting married, but in fact the main reason is that his desire for women is not strong.There is always a strange feeling that makes him feel that he is a little eccentric. He doesn't have any special feelings for women, so later the family wanted to arrange a marriage for him, but he delayed it again and again.

The incense of the Zhao family is afraid that it will be broken by him.

But what shocked him even more just now was that the breasts that he drank milk from were flat and smooth...

That's all, he looked more carefully, and clearly saw Fang Yunxiu's Adam's apple where he covered it with his collar.The original story was that his bride nearly married a dead man, and now a cross-dressing bride married a dying man.Even if the bride is a man, she is still dumb.

——Is bullying him a dying man?

This realization made Zhao Hongxi angry at being fooled.

He watched his beautiful bride stuff two steamed buns hidden by Fang Yunxiu on his broad chest like the endless Amazon prairie, and two small mounds suddenly appeared on the prairie.The bride fiddled with her breasts skillfully in front of the mirror. The tube top-wrapped breasts were ready to emerge under the layers of fabrics, bulging, and the size was...perfect.

If eyes could kill, Fang Yunxiu would have died countless times by now.

Before the bride left his sight, Fang Yunxiu said to the system: "Steamed buns are not easy to use. Fortunately, the temperature is low now. If you cover them in summer, they will be rotten... or find a way to replace them with fabrics."

... Naturally, Zhao Hongxi did not hear these words.

There was a voice from outside, and Zhao Hongxi vaguely heard that it was the little maid who was sent by Fang Yunxiu to fetch goat milk, crying and complaining about being ridiculed by the kitchen, and came back disheartened.

After a while, I heard Fang Yunxiu walking out of the door.

After a while.

When Fang Yunxiu walked in, Zhao Hongxi's eyes on Fang Yunxiu changed several times.

Fang Yunxiu said to the system in his heart: "My f, do you think there is something wrong with Tuantuan's eyes? Why do you keep watching it twitch?"

As he said that, Fang Yunxiu put down the bowl in his hand, stretched out his hand to pick Zhao Hongxi's eyelids, and said to the system worriedly: "Look, the eyes are still red, could it be that the eyes are infected, conjunctivitis?"

The system now plays the most important role ever in the story, the veterinarian and the pet nutritionist. It has to step on its evolving calf and say very seriously: "This disease is terrible, it's terrible."

"What?" Fang Yunxiu was shocked.

"You can see that his eyes are so red and dripping water, it's because of him - crying!" The system is serious.

Fang Yunxiu: ...

Little f is getting more and more mischievous, smiling.

The red eyes were full of sad tears that the general couldn't hold back.

The general was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back. He swore secretly that no matter what the identity of the man in front of him was, when he returned to his body, this man would make him pay the price.

Fang Yunxiu knew nothing about the inner activities of Tuantuan, who had too many mental activities. He gently hugged the puppy in his arms, and tentatively fed it with goat milk mixed with water on his fingers.The puppy was probably very hungry, holding his fingers and sucking madly...

This is actually the general's frantic protest, who wants your finger, you stupid breeder, bring a bowl to General Ben!

I don't know if Fang Yunxiu has a tacit understanding with him, put the whole bowl in front of the puppy's nose, and the puppy sticks out its tongue and licks it obediently... Fang Yunxiu couldn't help but sigh at the system. He's so smart, so small, when other people's puppies can only suck on pacifiers, his family's Tuantuan already knows how to drink milk from a bowl.

The system is silent: Is this really all right?

Fang Yunxiu stroked Tuantuan again and again, still thinking about what happened in the kitchen just now, Zhao Hongxi's big maid didn't take him seriously, it was just a matter of face, luckily the Luo family didn't really let him be such a speechless The mute was left to fend for himself in the backyard, so he sent Jinzhan, a pretty daring personal maid, to him. In this era, only simple sign language is available. Fang Yunxiu made gestures for a long time, and I don't know if Jinzhan understood what he meant.

Jinzhan sent the little maid who was usually in charge of meals to the kitchen, but the kitchen didn't buy it, so the little girl came back crying to find Fang Yunxiu.Most pets such as cats and dogs will have some gastrointestinal reactions after drinking milk, and they may have diarrhea, so Fang Yunxiu can only go to goat milk.The third lady in the mansion keeps a dog, and the goat milk is not needed by the master. Naturally, the kitchen is provided for the third lady, and there is no one in the general's room to make decisions.The servants also knew how to push the high and step down, and asked the little maid to get some goat milk, but of course she was sent back.

After hearing the little maid's reply, Jinzhan's expression turned ugly, "Ma'am, this general's mansion is too unruly."

So Fang Yunxiu gave Jinzhan an order to say anything for him.

Jinzhan's pungentness made Fang Yunxiu have to applaud her.

Her method is really rough and simple, "The general is not dead, you don't pay attention to the young lady, you are not taking the face of the young lady, you don't pay attention to the general! The young lady is Feng Guanxiapei who was welcomed The serious master who came in, you dare to ask what it is? Then I will tell you, the general does not wake up all day, and the general's room is the wife's decision. Our young lady said that if your mouth is still dirty, we will go to the lady together , Madam, ask clearly, and see who is embarrassed in the end."

Fang Yunxiu stood aside, with an indifferent smile on the corner of his mouth. He stared at people with a cold face, which was a bit scary, fooling the people in the kitchen, and everyone was silent.

"Young Madam may have heard of her speech inconvenience, but you may not be familiar with her temper. Our Madam is not as good as everyone, and her temper is not good. If you are looking for a soft persimmon, you are looking for the wrong person. Marry in Afterwards, the young lady stopped praying for the general all the time, hoping that God would have eyes and let him wake up as soon as possible. And you..." Jinzhan snorted fiercely, "You can do it yourself."

The comatose general used his strength really smoothly...

The kitchen did not expect that the invisible general's wife, who had been quiet for a few days, would be a stubborn stubble who would tear apart at the slightest disagreement.

They can only slander in their hearts, people who come out of the merchants are barbaric!rough!

The kitchen steward still wanted to defend himself, "This is all Miss San's..."

Fang Yunxiu didn't stop what she said, got the things, turned around and left with others.

The manager angrily said to the people around: "What are you looking at, don't tell Miss San!"

On the way back, Jinzhan was a little apprehensive, "Ma'am, have I ruined your reputation?"

Fang Yunxiu pursed his lips and smiled, no, this is the effect he wanted to achieve, very good.

So when the third lady rushed in and found Fang Yunxiu aggressively, Fang Yunxiu had a calm face without any fluctuations in his heart.

The third lady said a lot, but Fang Yunxiu didn't listen to a word, it went in one ear and out the other, as if someone was singing a big show for him.Zhao Hongxi, the pillar of the family, has a great influence on the Zhao family. People's hearts are fluctuating. Under the undercurrent, a person like Miss San who can't calm down becomes more and more restless. Without Zhao Hongxi, the Zhao family is nothing, and she has nothing. No, day after day, the Zhao Mansion, like a pool of stagnant water, suffocated her.

But Fang Yunxiu still underestimated her impulsiveness, she rushed into the room without saying hello, the ball hidden by Fang Yunxiu, a small tail was exposed, shaking uneasily.

The third lady has sharp eyes, rushed over to lift the quilt, and saw the balls inside, she was furious, and recognized at a glance that this was the dog she ordered her servants to dispose of, but now it appeared in Fang Yunxiu's room.But she didn't know anything about it, it was clear that the servants were treating her in a positive way, and that this lowly sister-in-law was meddling in her own business.

She can't stand the sand in her eyes, and because the Zhao family has been unhappy for many years and has not strictly controlled her, she has developed a more savage and self-willed temperament. Regardless of her care, she will catch Tuantuan and throw her to the ground!

Fang Yunxiu was taken aback by her action and rushed to stop her.

Fang Yunxiu couldn't speak, he could only make ahhh sounds.

Third Miss took advantage of Fang Yunxiu's unpreparedness to bump him aside, and kicked towards Tuantuan's soft belly. In Zhao Hongxi's eyes, a beautiful and exquisite embroidered shoe was aimed at his belly with the wind, and it landed on him. , I am afraid that it will kill him immediately.

He let out a "chirp" scream, and frantically struggled with his limbs to get up from the ground to avoid the attack of the third lady.

Fang Yunxiu looked at the scene in front of him with a blank mind, and quickly threw himself on Tuantuan to protect it. Seeing Fang Yunxiu jumping over, the third lady widened her eyes in shock, and before she could stop, she kicked Fang Yunxiu firmly.Zhao Hongxi's heart twitched violently, he is not a person who is easily emotional, he seemed to be able to hear the muffled sound of Miss San's kick on Fang Yunxiu's ribs.

Fang Yunxiu let out a muffled snort, the pain made him unable to straighten his back, he could only silently open his mouth to gasp.

Don't mention how much he hates Luo Yebai's malnourished little body, he can't stand it on his shoulders, he can't even beat a little girl.

Where is the dignity of the actor?

The moment Fang Yunxiu was hit, the tears in Luo Yebai's body couldn't stop pouring out, the corners of his eyes twitched in pain, and he forced himself to hold back.

Zhao Hongxi was protected in his arms, and when he looked up, he could see him holding back his tears.

Favorability rose crazily... Fang Yunxiu was afraid of seeing this speed increase.Finally the progress bar stopped at 70%.

Fang Yunxiu hugged the puppy, stood up from the ground, and looked at Miss San coldly with his dark eyes.

He couldn't speak, he just pursed his lips, and looked straight at the third lady with his eyes. He was angry, he was dissatisfied, he was angry even though he was a clay figurine, not to mention he wasn't himself.If Luo Yebai was really a face person, he would have died in the backyard of the Luo family long before he married his younger sister.But he didn't, the tenacity and sharpness in his character were magnified by Fang Yunxiu, and the way he looked at the third lady was creepy.

Jinzhan was stopped by Miss San's people outside, and when she rushed in, she saw Miss San hurt Fang Yunxiu, she threw Miss San to the ground, and punched Miss San in the chest, "What did you do to my wife?"

The third lady's face turned purple, and she was firmly pressed down by Jinzhan.

She pinched Jinzhan's wrist, trying to remove her gripping hand, exerted force on her waist, turned over and pressed Jinzhan under her body, she slapped Jinzhan hard, and Jinzhan slapped back without hesitation .

The third lady is worthy of being the queen of generals, but Jinzhan Yeluzi is not at a disadvantage...

The two of them fought all the way from the house to the outside in such a strange way. Fang Yunxiu, who was kicked and suffered serious internal injuries, could only hold Tuantuan, who was as vulnerable as him, and wept secretly, watching the two high-strength valuers silently. Girl you come and go, it's hard to leave.

In the end, under Jinzhan's constant pressure, Miss San's back slammed against the tree, Jinzhan's elbow pointed at her throat, and Miss San was defeated.

Surprisingly, Miss San, who was completely suppressed by Jinzhan, didn't make any more trouble. She slapped Jinzhan's hand away and said to Jinzhan, "I admit defeat."

Third Miss came angrily, and left angrily.

Jinzhan looked at Miss San's back, thoughtfully.

Fang Yunxiu is dumb, not blind, even a blind person should be able to see that the Luo family cannot raise a maid like Jinzhan.As for who Jinzhan is, Fang Yunxiu was very sensible and didn't go into it, as long as he knew that she would not hurt him.

This incident quickly alarmed the old lady of the Zhao family.

The third lady had a fight with the new wife's maid in the general's yard and lost.

All kinds of news spread quickly as if they had grown wings, and there were people everywhere waiting to see the joke.

Zhao Hongxi's life and death are uncertain, and these juniors are already going to pierce the sky.

These are all things to say, but now Fang Yunxiu has encountered a difficult problem.

Tuantuan is sick.

Probably because I was frightened during the day and started to have a fever in the evening.

Fang Yunxiu was running around in a hurry. There is no condition for pets to see a doctor here. He didn't know how to make Tuantuan feel better.

Zhao Hongxi couldn't control his hot body to keep approaching Fang Yunxiu. Fang Yunxiu's body was cool. Compared with his hot body, this temperature was just right.It is the cool well water in summer, and it is a little oasis in the vast desert.He couldn't help but cling to Fang Yunxiu.

The sudden fever made Zhao Hongxi out of breath, and his vision began to blur. He vaguely felt that he might not survive tonight.

He hasn't been loyal to the country and filial to his mother, is he going to disappear from this world completely?His body was in the next room, separated only by a wall.

He is really not reconciled...not reconciled!

Fang Yunxiu's ribs were still aching, but he dared not take a step away from the dying Tuan Tuan.

Fang Yunxiu frowned, anxiously looking for Jinzhan.

Jinzhan saw his gestures and asked him, "What do you want?"

"Tea?"

Fang Yunxiu shook his head and waved his hands again and again, his palms were covered in cold sweat.

"liquor?"

right!Fang Yunxiu nodded.

Jinzhan brought sake in a hurry, and Fang Yunxiu used a cushion to put it under Tuan Tuan's body, and kept wiping Tuan Tuan's limbs with a damp cloth.

Zhao Hongxi was so burned that he became dizzy, and his red eyes saw Fang Yunxiu's soft outline...

His figure miraculously soothed Zhao Hongxi's struggling and twisted soul.

It seemed good to die in this man's arms.

Unexpectedly, his short life would end like this.

Seeing Fang Yunxiu busy for him, Fang Yunxiu couldn't speak, he could only touch his back over and over again, tirelessly fed him water, wiped his limbs, and spit out the water he drank...

Favorability is 100%!

Favorability is only part of the task for Fang Yunxiu. He hasn't raised Tuantuan yet, he hasn't watched Tuantuan grow up as a handsome male dog, and brought him a bunch of puppies... Tuantuan is still so small.Little blob.

In Fang Yunxiu's arms, Zhao Hongxi slowly closed his eyes.

Fang Yunxiu watched Tuantuan's breathing getting weaker and weaker, but there was nothing he could do.

The next morning was light, no one noticed Zhao Hongxi's body next door, and his fingers moved slightly.

Fang Yunxiu closed his eyes for some reason.

The first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to look at Tuantuan in his arms.