Lao Tzu's acting skills are the best in the world [Quick Transmigration]

When Fang Yunxiu woke up, he was on the plane.The comfortable space of the first-class cabin and the sense of weightlessness at high altitude reached a delicate balance in his heart, until the flight attendant brought him the wine list, he did not recover from the constant shuttle world.

A stewardess looked at him cautiously and asked him, "Are you Fang Yunxiu? Can I ask you for an autograph?"

"Of course." Fang Yunxiu generously agreed.

Hearing this long-lost name, Fang Yunxiu felt a little real. Is he really back?

Fang Yunxiu always felt that there was a strong sense of disobedience somewhere, and then he finally remembered that the system's voice had disappeared since he returned to the real world.

"Small? All? Little f" Fang Yunxiu called it in his heart.

no respond.

Fang Yunxiu still hasn't figured out how he managed to return to the day he left after traveling through different worlds. Could it be that he has remained in this state, flying n worlds in the air for so long?He felt like Nankey Yimeng. He didn't know whether it was Zhouzhuang Mengdie or Diemeng Zhouzhuang.The system is also an irresponsible guy, throw him back to the real world for vacation and forget about it.

Although the system didn't respond to it, Fang Yunxiu still saw an inconspicuous interface in his spiritual world.

After clicking on this interface, the light zoomed in, and Fang Yunxiu was taken aback by the raging barrage inside.

"Xiu Xiu finally found us!"

"Xiuxiu turned on the screen haha, the silly expression is so cute."

"The cabin of Xiuxiu's hometown is so small, it's so pitiful, and the speed is like a turtle crawling."

"Upstairs, how long ago was that technology, how can it compare with ours now?"

Fang Yunxiu sighed, he knew that this holiday is not a simple holiday, it is a holiday surrounded by countless future humans and strange creatures.

Fang Yunxiu greeted the old guys in the barrage.

The barrage frantically swiped up, "Live streaming is great! You can interact!"

At this time, the stewardess who had just asked Fang Yunxiu for his signature brought dessert and a drink list.

After thanking Fang Yunxiu, he took a sip of dim sum. As a foodie, he introduced to the onlookers that this dessert is made of fruit. Under a thin layer of lemon yellow jam is a smooth mousse, full of lychee, Sweet aroma of yuzu and yuzu.Fang Yunxiu's memory came back, he would eat this dessert every time he made this flight, it was sweet but not greasy.

"It looks delicious."

[Strike out] "I want to see Xiuxiu covered in cream, tied with a bow and eaten..." Cross out]

Ignore the messy entry above.

He saw a progress value in the lower right corner of the light screen, which said the value of flowers, and now Fang Yunxiu made a reflection condition when he completed the task... Although there is no system to issue tasks to him, he can still understand the sign of collecting task values No matter what task it is, do it first.Well, it looks like the flowers given by the audience can increase the degree of completion.

Fang Yunxiu glanced left and right, the first-class seats were relatively sheltered and more private, and no guests paid attention to him, so Fang Yunxiu used the thick skin he had cultivated in many worlds, clicked to play the background music, and performed a very special show for the audience. Wonderful Internet Divine Comedy, pen-pineapple-apple-pen.

Fang Yunxiu held up his little cake with a happy face, and prepared to dance the whole distance happily in line with the rhythm.

In the end, he didn't expect that he didn't know what happened in the barrage, and he laughed like a fool before he did anything.

When he saw it, he was embarrassed...and it became a detailed explanation of ppap's dance moves. The original singer said earnestly: "The pen should be inserted into the apple, like this!"

The world will never be better.

Fang Yunxiu pretended that nothing happened, and casually pointed to a red wine. In fact, high-end red wine was served on this flight, but when he thought about it, the company would definitely not want to reimburse him. Lepin in 2011?Too expensive, can't afford it, pass it.Fang Yunxiu is really a film king with a simple consumption concept, but unexpectedly, when the stewardess poured red wine for Fang Yunxiu, the bullet screen began to frantically slap Fang Yunxiu with flowers.

Fang Yunxiu's hand holding the wine glass froze again, so the current situation is...?

"I saw the red wine in Xiuxiu's hand at the Interstellar Museum."

"Me too! I heard that when the bottle of red wine was unearthed, there was nothing left, but because the technology is well preserved, it is one of the most valuable collections."

"Hey, I'm really envious of Xiuxiu, who can drink wine that we can't even buy with money."

Fang Yunxiu's heart: Comrades, I can't bear to tell you such a cruel fact. This wine is an open shelf in our supermarket. Also, do you really dare to drink a bottle of thousand-year-old wine for you?

Fang Yunxiu, who thinks his actions are very secretive, did not expect that after he left, the flight attendant opened 8 Fang Yunxiu on social software. She was pleasantly gossip and found that Fang Yunxiu was completely different from what she imagined. ppap's video is so cute!To explode!

As a result, someone left a message, and the sailors got out. Fifty cents a piece was shameless, but the stewardess was furious!From today on, she decided to become a fan! "You scolded you, Fang Yunxiu, I am a fan."

When Fang Yunxiu walked through the airport passage, he was blocked by fans and anti fans waiting outside to pick him up.Life is like this, half of heaven and half of hell.And now, heaven and hell are fighting for some reason.The girls with clear boundaries did not know who said first, "Fans of Fang Yunxiu should go to the ophthalmologist first." As a fan of Fang Yunxiu, it is commonplace to be ridiculed for her acting skills, but there is a little girl who can't stand being in front of an idol. When someone said this, he cried very sadly, then wiped away his tears, raised the lamp in his hand and threw it at the other party.

When the light board was on top of the black fans, Fang Yunxiu's q-version avatar flickered twice and then went out.The opponent was in pain, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, he threw down the bag in his hand across the crowd, rolled up his sleeves and hit back.The people who pulled the fight were drawn into the battlefield, and the two sides fought in complete melee and were inseparable together.

An protects Fang Yunxiu, Fang Yunxiu is squeezed in the middle of the crowd, like a small boat that can only drift with the current, and will be overturned by a wave at any time.His expression is extremely innocent, and now the young man is in trouble, and he will strike at the slightest disagreement.He could only shout: "Safety first!" His voice was drowned out by the great chaos and noise.

Fang Yunxiu hit the headlines again.

The headline was his face squeezed into a distorted shape.

The world really won't be any better.

So unkind to him.

When the scene was in chaos, a mysterious force pulled Fang Yunxiu, who was on the verge of collapse. He didn't know what the other party had done, and pulled Fang Yunxiu out of the tightly surrounded scene.The man put the hat on Fang Yunxiu's head, and nimbly dragged him through the crowd.After getting into the car, Fang Yunxiu stared at this strange-looking face for a while.

This young boy has a fair face, low cheekbones, and a few small freckles unevenly distributed on it, which looks a little cute. He has a very unique linen green curly hair.This strange feeling, until he smiled at Fang Yunxiu and said: "Welcome back, the real world."

"System!" Fang Yunxiu was surprised.

The thick-skinned and shameless System can obviously help Fang Yunxiu out at the airport, but he has to wait until Fang Yunxiu is in a mess before showing up.

The universe audience is going to explode!Gossip:

"Is this the system? Is this the system we watched growing up?"

"Anti Xiuxiu's black fans are all kind of ghosts! They have eyes but no eyes."

"Xiuxiu is the cutest, Xiuxiu is the cutest, and Xiuxiu is the best in acting."

There is also a slightly dissonant voice: "Repairing the bed skill game high."

Get out (ノ｀Д)ノ You all get out of the labor and management.

The system is so serious that he even gave himself an English name called Fernando.He rubbed his eye-catching flax green curly hair hanging on his head, raised his pointed chin and said: "Dear host, hello, the #f series intelligent system is here to serve you, the caring system assists you, you deserve it .”

Fang Yunxiu: I'm so stupid, what the hell?

"Didn't you say that you want to honor my previous mission rewards, besides the real world, there is also my big gift bag?"

The system smiled brightly: "I am your big gift bag! Oh, when you unpack me, I will return to my original appearance." The system was very satisfied with its current appearance, tidied up the bow on its neck, and pointed at Fang Yunxiu smiled reservedly.

After the system appeared, he finally explained to Fang Yunxiu the benefits of the holiday. The flower value in the live broadcast room will eventually generate a new skill as a bonus. In addition, he can accept another task.

In the real world, choose whether to accept the task.

Task content, [Spirited and elated], have you had enough of being criticized for your poor acting skills and still like to dominate the screen?Do you sometimes think about it and feel that there is such a scumbag acting skill like yourself in the world?Poor acting skills are not your fault, it is your fault that you continue to act with poor acting skills.Now give you a chance to change your mind and start a new life.Time limit: 14 days.

Reward: Upgrade the original title [Incomparable Charm] to [Stunning Four Seats]

Punishment: none

accept or reject

Of course Fang Yunxiu chose to accept.

It's just that time is so tight, everyone is curious about what Fang Yunxiu is going to do.

Fang Yunxiu had already taken over the job. It was a very popular variety show. Young designers were invited to design the show. Every round of promotion, he cooperated with different stars and displayed his works through the stars.Fang Yunxiu's invitation was also expected. He is a man with his own topic, and the major program groups are very interested in him.Fang Yunxiu also knew in his heart that the contestant who advanced the most in each round could record three episodes, but if the program team only wanted him to participate in one round, it would be embarrassing.

When they arrived at the program group, Fang Yunxiu and four other stars were arranged to live in an independent villa.This is the rule of the show. All the contestants and stars will live together and spend a week doing design and preparation. This is also to increase the favorability of the designers and allow the audience to participate at any time.

When they arrived at the lounge where the villa was filmed, the program team began to introduce the stars and designers.The designer who worked with Fang Yunxiu looked like a clean stream in a variety show. He was very young, dressed in fresh and clean clothes, with smooth black hair, and a little shy in speaking.When he saw Fang Yunxiu, he couldn't hide the emotions in his heart, and he looked disappointed. With his little thoughts, the tears in his heart were about to overflow, and he had to be very strong to say hello to Fang Yunxiu.The display of fashion has a lot to do with the interpretation of the designer's concept by the actors themselves. Each period of the display is divided into three parts, a 5-minute short play, a still photo of the scene, and the final runway show.They are all projects that test the performance on the spot.

Fang Yunxiu thinks about it and feels that it is not easy for children now. If he also meets such a co-star who seems to be losing in the competition, he will probably cry directly.In the past, it was said that Fang Yunxiu's acting skills were not good. In fact, a large part of the reason was that Fang Yunxiu had been playing on the big screen. Strictly speaking, his acting skills were on the passing line, but there was a big shortcoming that he was not emotional enough.His characters are always calm, indifferent, withdrawn from other things, like products on the assembly line, good-looking, but boring.This limits his development, he can only take on specific roles, the more he is in the limelight, the more people hate him.In addition to those who really dislike him, there are also trolls bought by competing companies against him.

Having said that, Fang Yunxiu couldn't help sneering.

Competing companies have played tricks against him for so many years, and it is time to end.

Competing companies targeted Fang Yunxiu so much because Fang Yunxiu didn't show face during a meal. The investor of the other party asked Fang Yunxiu to accompany him for a drink.But he is willing to give money, and he always has a willingness to be unbelievers. For them, candles and whips are just for fun and they don't want to play.It may be that obedient young boys have played too much, and the boss kept jumping up when he saw Fang Yunxiu as if he saw a bee with nectar.In the end, Fang Yunxiu put down the cup and said lightly that he was not in good health and couldn't drink.

The people next to me persuaded me, why not just have a glass of wine?What's the big deal.

Fang Yun shaves his face without changing his face, and speaks loudly, "The wine is very good, but the drinkers are wrong. If I had known that you were in this situation, I would not have come."

Fang Yunxiu bid farewell to the left and right politely, took his coat, turned and left.

Since then, the important investor of the other party has held a grudge against Fang Yunxiu, saying that as long as their film and television company is present, there will be no Fang Yunxiu.Now that the feud has grown, it doesn't matter to Fang Yunxiu. If there is no play to act, he will be very sad, but now that his play is still being performed, he doesn't worry so much.But no matter how small a fly is, it can be annoying to keep buzzing around your ears.

Pulling away from the memory, Fang Yunxiu looked at the scene in front of him and smiled slightly. He saw the name of this hostile company, Gu Xin Media, in the thank you list on the information. The reason why Fang Yunxiu is still sitting here is because he The investment of the company he works for exceeds that of Gu Xin.But what obstacles Gu Xin will create for Fang Yunxiu, to be honest, he is looking forward to it.

Among the four stars who participated in the show at the same time as Fang Yunxiu, two are young and popular Xiaohua, the other two are powerful actors, and the remaining one is a new star who was born with the best supporting actor award.

When we met for the first time, the atmosphere was very harmonious. We chatted together for a long time on the red sofa in the lounge.Fang Yunxiu listened to the side and seldom spoke. In fact, he was a dumb person in the whole world. Now he was full of things to say, but he still tried his best to restrain himself.

The co-guest had a new understanding of Fang Yunxiu's image. It turned out that Fang Yunxiu was a little different from the rumors, which was quite reserved.It doesn't need them to say, Fang Yunxiu knows what kind of person he is in their impression, he is nothing more than a narcissist comparable to a narcissus.In fact, he is also narcissistic now, but it has become a subtle narcissism.

This circle is like this. Outsiders think that celebrities should be familiar with each other, but they are not. They are just ordinary colleagues who usually do their own work. Some of them have only heard of the name, but have never gotten along with each other.Everyone has their own personality, and not everyone is smooth and well-rounded.

But Fang Yunxiu didn't expect to meet such a careless person——

At the same time, the guests who participated in the show treated Fang Yunxiu very delicately, neither salty nor bland, with a little bit of respect at a distance.Only the young actor Fang Yunxiu was particularly enthusiastic, and even the system assistant with flaxen green hair was praised, "Brother Yunxiu, your assistants are so good-looking, do they come in with their faces when they give you jobs? Standing with you is really pleasing to the eye." The system caught by the cue turned back and smiled here.Fang Yunxiu just felt extremely embarrassed.

Unexpectedly, the audience in the universe reminded on the barrage that the little star was doing the same thing and the other was the other way. When Fang Yunxiu was arranging behind the scenes, there was no respect for the way he joked about Fang Yunxiu with a cigarette dangling from his face in the dressing room.The little star taunted: "Fang Yunxiu with such a big wrist will come out to record programs with us small characters. He must want to hitch a ride when the show becomes popular. But it's a pity that if he doesn't have an audience, he won't be an audience. No matter how hard Fang Yunxiu is, he will die That's it, it's the end." According to their thinking, he should retire and go home early, and stop embarrassing himself and wasting resources outside.

In fact, the last sentence is the key point, a waste of resources.

The juniors in the same industry can't wait to push Fang Yunxiu, the actor who is like a loft in the air, off the cliff immediately, and let him know what it is that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead.When people are old, they should rest at home.

Fang Yunxiu had to sigh, there are talents from all over the world, life is not easy now.

After the lottery, several designers drew different topics.They are "Metamorphosis", "Spring", "Love", "Youth"...there is also Fang Yunxiu's group, which has the least clear meaning and seems to be very confused-"Golden Age".

The little designer who worked with Fang Yunxiu was a little timid when he knocked on the door and came in, fearing that Fang Yunxiu would not be easy to get along with.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he came in, he saw Fang Yunxiu and his flax green assistant doing some strange things.Fang Yunxiu leaned on the sofa, some people are like this, casually laying down to enjoy the scenery, which made the little designer very envious.I only heard the assistant say: "Touch me."

Fang Yunxiu looked disgusted, "Go away."

Assistant: "Just let me touch it. I like your abs and your face. I didn't expect it to look like this... You have four abs, but I only have one. Why don't you touch them?" Touch me? It's rare to be human, why are you so cruel and ruthless?"

Fang Yunxiu cooperated with the performance with a blank face, "I am cruel, and I am ruthless."

Little Designer: ...

The eye of the needle is about to grow, as if I saw something incredible.

He was awkwardly at the door, neither entering nor retreating.

It was Fang Yunxiu who greeted him, "Why are you standing there, come in quickly."

Little Design sat beside Fang Yunxiu tremblingly.

Universe viewers said on the barrage that they had fainted from laughter, "Xiu Xiuhe must be responsible to others."

"Look at you scaring people, you don't know where to put your hands."

"The little designer is cute, soft and cute."

The designer probably communicated with Fang Yunxiu about his own ideas. He proposed several sets of dislikes based on Fang Yunxiu's personal ideas for Fang Yunxiu's reference, and he wanted to know Fang Yunxiu's personal preferences by the way.

As a result, Fang Yunxiu smiled and squinted his eyes, and poured him a cup of hot tea, "You are too nervous, relax."

There are more and more cosmic viewers watching the live broadcast, and the screen is swiping faster and faster, and the screen is covered with flowers.

The system leaned on one side, rubbing his flax green curly hair, secretly watching the bullet screen, he laughed while watching, "Xiuxiu can teach others now, time flies so fast."

"Hey, it's like the child I love, growing up."

The little designer didn't understand what Fang Yunxiu meant.

"You can see that your dark circles are almost overflowing the screen. The charm of the designer is also very important, isn't it? You go to rest tonight, and we will see you tomorrow morning."

The little designer followed Fang Yunxiu's words in a daze, and returned to his room after drinking a full stomach of tea.

After the little designer left, Fang Yunxiu pressed the system and asked him to use data calculations to match his design plan. After understanding, we can communicate again tomorrow.The system wailed, "You're a foul! Fang Yunxiu's primary school students know that they do their own homework!"

Fang Yunxiu raised his eyebrows, "Really, then what is your big gift bag for, for display, for viewing?"

The system covered its clothes reflexively.

Fang Yunxiu smiled knowingly, "Why are you covering your clothes? Can this gift bag of yours be opened? What is there after opening it?"

The system begged for mercy, and his fair and delicate face wrinkled into a ball, "You see my body is so cute, do you have the heart to take me apart? Just let me play with you in this world for a while longer, err."

Fang Yunxiu knew he had guessed right, the system couldn't have evolved so fast suddenly.In addition, he claimed to be a gift package must have a mystery, Fang Yunxiu stared at the system with an expression of "opening the cover, there will be a surprise".

The system could only provide Fang Yunxiu with multiple sets of 3D designs under his coercion.

Fang Yunxiu stayed up late and didn't go to bed. He is a layman in design, and he can only do the best within his ability.It took him a long time to understand the little designer's past design style and advantages, and compared it with the scheme given to him by the system. He thought about it, circled a few themes, and looked up and saw that it was 1 o'clock in the morning. He dropped his pen and quickly shower.

Before he went to bed wrapped in a bath towel, he turned on the lamp and saw a note on the bedside table.

He quickly looked around, the system lived next door, no one came in after the system left, the door was still locked, how could there be an extra note out of thin air?

He looked down and saw strong words written on the fine paper:

"Baby, do you miss me?"

Fang Yun's shaving face became hot.

rogue.