Lao Tzu's acting skills are the best in the world [Quick Transmigration]

The explanation of the new title [Brilliant and Shocking Four Seats] that appeared after the title upgrade of [Incomparable Charm] slowly unfolded in front of Fang Yunxiu.

"Function: Why are you so beautiful, randomly gain favorability bonus without distinction, effective for all intelligent creatures.

Negative effect: Inspire the evil in people's hearts.Everyone has the love of beauty, and everyone pursues beauty.The reason why beauty is beautiful is because there is evil in this world.Seeing the ultimate beauty is correspondingly and possibly followed by arousing the evil in the heart.20% trigger chance.Dear host, you need to cheer up and be careful at all times. "

Fang Yunxiu looked at the title on his head and sighed deeply.

The system asked him: "Xiuxiu, why don't you speak."

Fang Yunxiu took a deep breath, "I know that there is no free lunch in this world, but don't you think that the function after the upgrade is worse than that of the previous world?"

System: "You have to think about the good. The scope of influence of the title has expanded. Men, women, old and young will all be affected by the title. Doesn't it sound great?"

Fang Yunxiu kept smiling, "Do you think I'm blind? I can't see the two big words 'random' on it."

The system nodded and released a picture: This is life jpg

Fang Yunxiu: "..." I feel tired.

Life will never get better.

Let's continue, after kid Bronke has mastered the correct method of feeding Fang Yunxiu, he has to face a piece of news that he really doesn't want to know, the school has started.

Bronk wanted a well-behaved sister very much when he was a child, but unfortunately, his wish has never been realized.

At the beginning, he didn't take Fang Yunxiu seriously, but he didn't know what happened. One day, Fang Yunxiu was sobbing behind the veil, and he walked over by accident, and clumsily hugged Fang Yunxiu in his arms.His clumsy posture made Fang Yunxiu's neck very uncomfortable. Fang Yunxiu frowned and pushed him with his fleshy white and tender hands.

Blank seemed to realize that he was a layman on how to properly hold a baby. Looking at Fang Yunxiu, who was so fragile that he could shatter when pinched, Blank was terrified, and hurriedly put him back into the shell-shaped baby covered with soft fabric. cradle.

The next day, when Bronk reappeared, his clothes changed from gorgeous brocade robes with complicated decorations that could easily scratch the baby's tender skin to simple and soft home clothes.Sure enough, when he held Fang Yunxiu by the back of his head and picked him up again, Fang Yunxiu did not refuse.

In fact, what Fang Yunxiu was thinking was that you would come every day anyway... I might as well show you how cute you are and let you leave early.

So Fang Yunxiu showed a sweet smile at Blanc.

Bronke covered his chest. Did this unknown little creature just smile at him?

Brown's favorability is 40

The system followed the prompt, and the effect of the title [Stunning Four Seats] was randomly triggered.

Since then, Blanc has become Fang Yunxiu's loyal fanboy, holding him in the palm of his hand all day for fear of falling, holding him in his mouth for fear of melting, Fang Yunxiu opens his eyes every day, and sees Blanc looking at him affectionately. A headache.If he didn't know that Bronke really liked children, he would have thought that he was going to take Bronke into the ditch and turn him into a child-loving pervert.

The system can only silently comment on this: "Xiuxiu, you are really scary, even the children will not be spared."

Fang Yunxiu, who was still a baby who couldn't speak, silently ate his fingers and ignored the system.

Blanc's butler looked at his stupid master who was obsessed with masturbation, with a black question mark on his face.

Who is the fish who said that this child is ugly and does not conform to the aesthetics of a mermaid?

Who is the fish who said that the child is not easy to take care of, and who bothers to cry every day and has someone to follow behind?

Said the child is really pitiful, the child is covered in dusty scales, although he picked it up and brought it home, but it was only his conscience, Blanc Theodore, who found out such a kind deed, and it feels ashamed to take this child out... there is no point Nice place!

Which fish actually said such a thing?

What's up with Bronco now...

Because he refuses to go to school, the housekeeper only needs to seek the help of a little baby who can't speak, "Your Highness, do you want to set a wrong example for Tiantian? Do you want Tiantian to grow up and know him well?" My master’s brother is actually such a mermaid, he doesn’t go to school, he has no ability at all, and because of the protection of his ancestors, he got a title that doesn’t deserve his name.”

Fang Yunxiu was dumbfounded, Wucao, my grandpa the housekeeper is so sharp.

Only then did Fang Yunxiu understand that if he didn't make his words more serious, the truant king wouldn't listen to him at all.

The butler held Fang Yunxiu in his arms to stop Bronke who was about to go out. To show his cooperation, Fang Yunxiu bit his finger and nodded foolishly.

Bronk felt his manly self-esteem was seriously challenged when he saw his cutie Sweetie despise him with watery eyes.

No, how could he be ignorant, how could he set a wrong example for Tian Tian?

He wants to study, he loves to study, and study makes him happy.

So it was a happy decision.

On the first day of school, kid Blanke arrived in front of the school in his luxurious four-seater gold-plated seahorse car. When he got off the car, he was still holding Fang Yunxiu in his arms with a look of doting on him.

Who said that Fang Yunxiu has no tail, and the scales are too ugly to be taken out?

who is it? !

Listen, the sound of slapping in the face, slapping.Blank said he didn't know, he really didn't know, it wasn't him anyway.

Steward: Oh, as long as you are happy, Your Highness.

Because he was afraid that the extra ornaments on the usual gorgeous clothes would hurt Fang Yunxiu's skin, Blanc, who never wore the school-issued robes, wore a purple robe, which covered most of his beautiful tail.You know, in order to show off his proud tail, Blanc usually made his clothes super short, so he wanted to show his peers his incomparable purple tail that made him very proud.

Although it was covered by the school's robes at this time, let alone, it was pretty good-looking. The light purple robes and the lustrous dark purple fishtails had a different beauty when swaying in the water.

Fang Yunxiu's little bun had a serious face. In order to show that he was more pleasing to the eye than layers of non-mainstream attire, Fang Yunxiu pouted, tugged at his skirt, and took a sip of the air, only listening to the soft One sound—what ah~

Blank blushed.

Red like a boiled lobster.

He could still hear his heart pounding in his chest.

"Did Tiantian mean to kiss me just now?" Blanc smiled foolishly, "My Tiantian is awesome." He felt that he was really the happiest mermaid in the world, although his parents failed to give him a kiss. He is a lovely sister, but his wish seems to have come true in Fang Yunxiu.

Bronke actually came to the school for class. The first session was Professor Fielding's magic potion class. It was rare for Bronke not only to attend, but also not to be late.

When get out of class was over, Bronke was surrounded by his friends.

Bronke's friends are also the children of nobles who are either rich or noble in this undersea noble academy. Of course, most of this academy is composed of descendants of nobles, but they are probably the only ones who are not motivated and confused all day long, so They are eye-catching wherever they go.

When this group of high-profile trash fell on Fang Yunxiu, they were collectively stunned.

When Fang Yunxiu's body was wrapped in swaddling clothes, his little face was tender and very cute, but when he raised his hand, the onlookers could clearly see the rough and inferior scales on the back of his hand.

Compared with his angelic face, the gray scales are not only dark in color, but also very rough, which makes people frown.

"Brank, is this the new pet you adopted?"

"Bronke, are your eyes okay? With such a poor bloodline, you really insult our aesthetics."

"...I didn't expect you to be such a Bronco."

Poor Bronck was mercilessly mocked by his companions.His bun face was pouted, and the purple eyes of the same color as the tail were getting darker and darker. The purple inside was so rich that it seemed to be unable to dissolve ink, which was a sign of Blanc's anger.

But his friends felt that it would be too much of a fuss for Blanc to get angry with them because of such a little guy of inferior blood.

"I won't let you talk about him like that."

"From today onwards, whoever says one more bad word about him will be the enemy of my Theodore family."

Bronke's tail flicked in the water, and the huge vortex quickly engulfed his friends who were still laughing. When the vortex dissipated, the clothes on the friends were torn by the water blade and turned into strips of cloth to hang on their bodies. How embarrassing.And the instigator, Blanke, has already returned to his seat with his Tian Tian in his arms... It's time to feed the child.

The students were stunned. No one made fun of Fang Yunxiu anymore. The little devil's favorite pet is something that cannot be offended.

Fang Yunxiu said that the little brother who would strike at the slightest disagreement is very good, and he appreciates it very much.

At this time, the biology lecturer entered the classroom, and saw Fang Yunxiu in Bronke's arms, froze for a moment...

She put down her textbook, stopped in front of Blanc, and asked her, "Can I have a look at the baby in your arms?"

Blank didn't know what was going on.

After carefully scanning Fang Yunxiu's eyes, the female biology lecturer handed Fang Yunxiu back to Bronke without saying a word or anything important. After a while, she said with a serious face: "I'm afraid the cub in your arms is The intelligence is no less than our intelligent creatures, you take good care of them. I will go back and compare the illustrations, and I will tell you if I find anything.”

Looking at the teacher's stern face, Blanc thought to himself, could this little guy, who at first glance looks ugly, still have a lot of background?But he's really good-looking... It seems that after watching him for a long time, he even thinks he's actually pretty good?Hey, his aesthetic is really planted on Tiantian.

But Blanche never expected that his sweetness would soon leave him, be forced to separate from him, and fall into the hands of a terrible demon.

The reason why all this happened was because he took Tian Tian to a grand birthday party.

This year's Sea Emperor gave birth to many sons. There are five princes in total. Each son has a different personality.

The second prince is brave, the third prince is calm, the fourth prince is wise, and the fifth prince is innocent.

But only the eldest prince is an exception.

Thinking of the eldest prince, Blanc could not stop trembling, that is really a terrifying demon.

Especially after something like that happened to him, his personality became even more paranoid and irritable, and ordinary people dare not approach him.

And this day is the eldest prince's [-]th birthday. For a mermaid, this is a good age, but the huge palace of the eldest prince is only cold, and there is no excitement and joy.But the little princess specially held the celebration for the eldest prince, no one dared not to join in, for fear of being missed by the eldest prince.

So as soon as Bronke's day of study was over, he took Fang Yunxiu there.

He couldn't bear to let go of Tiantian.

But for Bronke, this will be a wrong decision that he will never forget.

There was melodious music in the palace, and there were staggered cups of wine. The distinguished guests were all noble and elegant nobles from the sea, and even the princes came to celebrate their brother's birthday.The beautiful and kind Princess Her Royal Highness supported her eldest brother as he slowly descended the winding white jade staircase.

Fang Yunxiu turned his head to look curiously.

Because five avatars waiting to be lit appeared on his task board at the same time.

These five heads are the five princes of the Sea Emperor.

Fang Yunxiu felt a burst of despair for his huge workload, but he was used to having fun while suffering, come on, the storm can come even more violently.

"So, the mermaid I'm looking for is among the five princes, does that mean?"

The system gives an affirmative answer.

"So the five mermaids... I'm going to find them one by one."

Although the mermaids are all handsome and amazingly beautiful, they are certainly pleasing to the eye, but no matter how beautiful they are, they can't stand five at a time!

Fang Yunxiu turned his head to look at the mermaid prince who came down from the tall white jade stairs in a gorgeous dress.

The appearance of the eldest prince is engraved in his eyes. The huge and conspicuous golden long tail seems to be full of male hormones and infinite power. When he slowly walked down the steps, everyone's eyes were on him, and he seemed to feel uncomfortable. Seeing the attention of others, it seems that the frozen expression and even the slightest curvature of the corner of the mouth are frozen and motionless, staring straight ahead with nothing to do.

The scarlet royal robe on his body has exquisite dark patterns of waves, and the crown on his head shows his noble status, representing the supreme glory of the royal family in the sea.

Everything is perfect.

There may no longer be such a perfect body in the world.

Until Fang Yunxiu saw the eldest prince's eyes.

His eyes were very beautiful, with deep-set eye sockets, wide and deep double eyelids, and a pair of light-colored eyes seemed to be inlaid on the delicate face like glass beads.But... His eyes were not focused, and his pointed ears heard the voices in the banquet hall, and he was holding the little princess by his arm.

His eyeballs moved, and he stared blankly at the front of nothingness—his eyes, can't see?Fang Yunxiu was puzzled.

There was no smile on the eldest prince's face, and he always looked gloomy.

When he walked to the center of the crowd, everyone's voices became smaller and smaller, and then the venue fell into an eerie silence.

A pair of slanted eyebrows pressed against his eyes, and he frowned and asked, "Why don't you speak?"

The conversation and music in the venue sounded like pressing the start button, and then it rang again with a bang.

And the protagonist of all this stands in the center, holding a wine glass in his hand, wondering what he is thinking.

The reckless Blanc still held Fang Yunxiu in his arms, and bumped his head on the back of the eldest prince. The eldest prince turned around with blank eyes and a blank expression on his face.Although he couldn't see it, his eyes fell on Blanc accurately as if he could see everything.

To be more precise, his eyes fell on the cub in his arms, Fang Yunxiu.

Blank's legs trembled.

When it was over, he bumped into the terrifying Grand Prince.

Doomed, great ocean god, save him.