Don't guess what your boyfriend is thinking [Entertainment]

The author has something to say: I finally found the collection today!finally!It has increased by one, biubiu sauce is so gratifying QAQ

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Banana Essence: Mr. Beep, why don’t my banana skins go up when I take them off?

Mr. Beep: Because you haven’t been beeped by me yet—beep—beep—

Banana Jing: Then you are beeping now, has your collection increased?

Mr. Beep: One more

Banana Essence: Then you beep - give me a few more, I want to collect it up up up up up up

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Mr. Bi has a habit of reading newspapers before breakfast in the morning, because the newspapers at home are delivered by the newspaper office, so almost every kind of newspaper is available.Before Mr. Bi sat down this morning, he saw from a distance that the first pages of the newspapers on the table were all photos of Le Changlang's head stuck in the anti-theft net.Then the big characters below are "Contemporary Living Lei Feng", "New World Moral Model", "Be brave and be a good young man for righteousness"

Bi Fanshu's mind was filled with question marks, why isn't he a typical representative of stupidity?The older brother of the driver stood up and explained immediately, "Young master, Bureau Huang called last night to say that the case has been closed and the prisoner was sentenced according to your request. And in order to express his gratitude, Bureau Huang also plans to use the police department's Present a good citizen award to Mr. Xiao Le in name."

Bi Fanshu understood, and looked at Le Changlang who was serving breakfast, "You're going to be popular."

Le Changlang turned pale when he heard this, "Are we finally going to make some evil deal? Can we not?"

Bi Fanshu raised his eyebrows, "Why not?"

"Now I just eat your food and live in yours, and I have to be your cow and horse, and I almost died. If you make me famous again, wouldn't I have no bones left? "

Bi Fanshu touched Le Changlang's head, "No, you will only be in my hands forever."

Le Changlang turned around disapprovingly and pouted.Oh, it sounds so warm, but I'm not an ignorant girl with a girlish heart. I didn't kill you Jiji last night, and you are going to kill me Jiji.If I accidentally lack IQ in the future, wouldn't it be the rhythm of you killing me every minute and throwing my body into the sea?

Le Changlang picked up the cute little Bi Hongbao who walked down the stairs step by step after grooming himself, "Besides, I'm old now, so it might be useful to tell other young people what you said. I don’t have any motivation anymore. I just think about eating and waiting to die in the future, those fame and fortune, I know it’s not what mediocre people like me should pursue. Don’t you think so, baby?”

Bi Hongbao obediently drank the boiled water on his seat, looking drowsy as if he hadn't woken up yet.However, in Le Changlang's eyes, his expressionless face was cute, and he immediately kissed Bi Hongbao's face, which was delicious. Le Changlang was about to do it again with a happy face, but was rejected Bi Hongbao covered his mouth with his small palm, and said in a childish voice, "Don't kiss me."

Immediately, Le Changlang's little heart seemed to be hit by a deer. He was so cute that he rubbed his face while holding Bi Hongbao, "Ahhh, the baby is so cute."

After struggling, Bi Hongbao found that he couldn't get rid of Le Changlang's embrace, so he could only let him rub his face with a slight frown.I thought to myself, I didn't ask him to rub his face, he did it himself, I'm still a man.After figuring it out, Bi Hongbao couldn't restrain his joy and rubbed against Le Changlang.While the two were enjoying themselves, Bi Fanshu suddenly and lightly put down the newspaper in his hand, and the two of them were shocked at the same time and separated immediately.

Le Changlang quickly greeted everyone for breakfast, "Come, come, Mr. Bi, try my preserved egg and lean pork porridge. The baby will eat it too."

Bi Hongbao acted like a baby in a childish voice: "I want to feed you!"

Le Changlang looked at Bi Hongbao's swollen cheeks, and his heart fluttered immediately. He picked up the bowl and fed him, "Okay, okay, Brother Xiaole, feed you."

Wu Jiawen, who took her agent to Bi's Building to renew the endorsement agreement, counted the time, and when Mr. Bi arrived at Bi's Building, she immediately got out of the car, "Mr. Bi, good morning, I didn't expect to meet you here." It's up to you." He revealed a gentle and virtuous smile.

"Oh, is that so?" Bi Fanshu was noncommittal.

After Le Changlang packed all the things that should be packed, he immediately rushed back to the house he rented to pack his clothes and prepare to go home.However, as soon as he returned to the community, he was caught by the landlady and the community aunts.

The landlord's wife pulled Le Changlang back, "I didn't expect you to be very loyal. You look cowardly and incompetent. I didn't expect you to become a good citizen of City A. I heard that the Public Security Bureau of City A will give you a certificate, right? Really?"

Le Changlang looked confused, what kind of city A good citizen award?Why doesn't he know?

As soon as he looked at this idiot, he knew that his brainwaves were not on the same channel as his own. The landlady put the daily newspaper of City A into Le Changlang's hand, "If you don't believe me, read it, it's all said in the newspaper. But you You’ve earned face for our community. I told the aunts in other communities that you were an actor, but they didn’t believe you. Now you’ve not only appeared in newspapers and won awards, but many netizens have also claimed that you are an actor. Come out, I can't help but they don't believe it." The landlady was talking, and suddenly her heart was full of pride, "Xiao Le, go do your own thing, sisters, let's go to the opposite neighborhood to show off and let them know how good we are! "So the landlady left again with a whimper of people.

Le Changlang looked at Nuoda's face in the newspaper on the anti-theft net, how stupid he looked, Le Changlang opened the newspaper with trembling hands to read the report about himself, "Mr. Le Changlang, a heroic citizen, because It was discovered that criminals entered the house and kidnapped children, and at the cost of sacrificing themselves, they quietly attracted crowds of onlookers in a desolate high-end residential area, and gathered everyone's strength to rescue the child. Ahhh, why did you expose the baby's face and name? "

Le Changlang immediately went back and turned on the computer to see that he was not the top ten most searched on Weibo, Le Changlang breathed a sigh of relief, touched his chest, "It's okay, it's okay, I can't even imagine how stupid I am." What would it be like to be seen by everyone. It's too embarrassing." Le Changlang happily went to pack his clothes and go home to celebrate the New Year.

But it didn't take long for Sun Longfeng to call, "Ahahaha, Le Changlang, you are finally going to make it through. I didn't expect you to be able to do it #春晚小鲜肉# became a hot search on Weibo, ahahaha, Don’t forget me, brother, if you have a future, ah ha ha ha.”

Le Changlang's expression darkened immediately, his heart pounded, "What's hot on Weibo?"

"Hey, you don't know yet? Just now Wu Jiawen reposted the headline news from City A, the one from your heroic and good citizen, and then you became popular in an instant, and now everyone is reposting your emoji."

Le Changlang quickly turned on the computer to take a look, and found that the homepage of his Weibo was indeed occupied by his face stuck in the anti-theft network, and someone even wrote the words below, "Although I am stupid, I am stupid to be correct"" I successfully paralyzed the enemy with my stupidity" "I summon you in the name of stupidity"...

Then there are all kinds of marketing accounts on the human flesh itself, and Wu Jiawen even @自己的微博, just that he couldn’t post a single Weibo in a year, just like that, the number of fans changed from less than 100 to 23 .Le Changlang could almost foresee that the group of high-level people in the company were using their abacus PIAPIAPIA to estimate the value of every hair of their own.If they still have the value to extract, they will definitely not let themselves go.Le Changlang kept rolling on the bed, "When I wanted to be popular before, it was so difficult, but now I don't want to be popular and just want to eat my laurels, it's also so difficult, it's God's will."

Before Le Changlang got up from the bed, sister Wu Li called, "Le Changlang, quickly go to Weibo and forward and reply to the Weibo post from the crew of "Anyquestions" just now, and yesterday's work was done well, I will say , After getting close to Mr. Bi, you will definitely become popular. Now the company's senior management has rushed back to the meeting. After I get the news, I will call you and tell you that you should rest at home first. "

"I'm going home for the New Year today."

"Then... OK, you go home to celebrate the New Year first, and if there is any news, I will tell you."

After Miss Wu Li let go, Le Changlang immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and then opened his Weibo Banana Essence, and found that the crew of "Anyquestions" @ him, "Did you find all the people?" Let's talk about Ye Qianqiu, Lotte Entertainment and the producer, they just haven't found the right people yet!Why send it out so early?Le Changlang silently retweeted and replied with a smiling emoji, and also @叶千秋, Lotte Entertainment and the producer by the way.

Le Changlang looked through his previous Weibo, all of which were retweeted lucky draws, not even a single selfie, and did not reveal anything about himself, um, very good.