Don't guess what your boyfriend is thinking [Entertainment]

When he didn’t have a job before, Le Changlang always wanted to go back when he wanted to go home. How could he not go back until the 26th of the twelfth lunar month? There are not many left, and most of those who returned to their hometown D City are gone. If you want to buy it, you can only wait for others to refund the ticket, but this is very risky.Le Changlang browsed the webpage a little wearily, "Are you really going to join the cruel spring festival ticket grabbing war?"

Suddenly, Le Changlang found a small box popped up on the bottom of the website, which said "No need to queue up, no need to grab tickets, and you will be home immediately on call. Contact number: 13000001234".Le Changlang immediately cheered up, "It's really such a good thing?" Le Changlang couldn't believe it, but he still called because he was eager to go home.

The phone over there was connected immediately, and a woman's voice with a provincial X accent came, "Hello, this is the online service platform of Home Helper. Do you need any help?"

Le Changlang asked nervously, "I want to buy a train ticket to City D, is there any more?"

"The train tickets in City D are all sold out, but there are still bus tickets."

Le Changlang thought for a while that if he took a car, he would have to spend seven or eight hours. In addition, there would be traffic jams on the road during the Spring Festival. It would take at least 10 hours to get home. Le Changlang gritted his teeth, "Then from city A to city D How much is the city bus ticket?"

"Now is the Spring Festival discount period, I can give you a 120% discount, a total of [-] yuan."

"Okay, then buy one for me."

After writing down the redemption code that the customer service said, Le Changlang hurried to the designated place to get a ride.When Le Changlang came to the back of a noisy vegetable market, he saw a small van with its door open, and a man in a leather jacket was leaning on the car and smoking.

Le Changlang walked over cautiously, "Excuse me, is this a good helper for going home?"

The man in the leather jacket took a puff of his cigarette and nodded, "Have you bought a ticket yet?"

Le Changlang hurriedly handed over his redemption code, "I bought it, I bought it."

"Then get in the car." The man in the leather jacket looked around with a cigarette in his mouth, and then got into the car.

There were 12 people in the car, including the driver in leather clothes. Three women sat in the last row, then two girls who looked like students sat in the second-to-last row with a boy, and then there were Le Changlang and two women. A woman and a little boy were at the front of the car as a leather driver and another male guest.

Le Changlang let out a few awkward hecks, "Are you also in City D?"

"No, we are City B." "I am City C."

Wu Jiawen, who was talking to the product manager about the endorsement product, saw Bi Fanshu who had just returned from the meeting, smiling like a flower, "Mr. Bi, you're back, it's almost time to get off work, should we have dinner together later? "

Bi Fanshu didn't speak, but turned to look at his secretary.Secretary-General Abigail immediately reported, "There is no dinner at noon today, but Mr. Xiao Le also prepared a lunch box for you before leaving. I have already put the box lunch in the incubator."

Bi Fanshu nodded, "Where does Miss Wu want to go for lunch today?"

Wu Jiawen immediately beamed with joy, "How about the Jinbihuihuang Hotel next door? It is said that their new dishes have a good reputation."

Small vans stop and go on the road, and each red street light plugs the car with a length of 50 meters. Looking at the cars honking outside, Le Changlang suddenly feels that he will not be able to return home until the day after tomorrow.Le Changlang felt extremely bored.In the sweltering heat of the car, and with the fact that everyone else in the car was sleeping, Le Changlang gradually became drowsy.Le Changlang wanted to brush up his circle of friends before going to bed, and send a circle of friends to commemorate by the way.However, when he saw the positioning of the circle of friends, he was shocked.Whether it is city B, city C or city D, they are all in the south of city A, and the right way is to take the AE highway, but this car is driving in the direction of AY, a direction to the northern district.Le Changlang immediately searched whether it is possible to go to cities B, C, and D from the direction of AY, and found that it is possible, but it will take a big circle.

Based on the traits of the businessman Yanguo plucking his hair, as well as his embracing of a trace of human nature, Le Changlang didn't attack immediately, and planned to wait a little longer to see where the other party was going?

However, for the rest of the journey, Le Changlang looked at the route displayed on the 囧囧 map, looked at the small moving icons, and found that they had passed several places where the car could be turned around, all the way to the north, and suddenly Le Changlang felt cold. It was cool, and quickly sent a WeChat message to Mr. Bi secretly, "Mr. Bi, Mr. Bi, I seem to have gotten into an illegal car. They don't drive in the direction of my house. Could it be a bad guy?" Le Changlang also secretly took pictures of himself before The license plate that came down was issued to Mr. Bi.

When Le Changlang was sending WeChat messages, the driver in the leather jacket took a look at Le Changlang from the rearview mirror. Le Changlang's acting skills came online immediately, and he also glanced at the other party casually, then lowered his head and pretended to continue playing with his mobile phone.

Wu Jiawen has been sitting in Bi Fanshu's office waiting for Mr. Bi to get off work, but Abigail and Barbara are biting their handkerchiefs while staring at the president's exclusive elevator to see when Wu Jiawen will leave, while feeling sorry for Le Changlang. As soon as 18 o'clock arrived, Wu Jiawen looked at Bi Fanshu who was packing up, and immediately stood up and walked towards Bi Fanshu, "Mr. Bi, I have asked my assistant to go to Jinbihuihuang to fix the location, and we can just go there later. "

"Okay, please wait a moment, I'm going to go to the bathroom first." Bi Fanshu picked up his clothes and stood up.

Just when Bi Fanshu was going to the bathroom, Wu Jiawen saw that Bi Fanshu's cell phone vibrated on the table. Wu Jiawen took a look and found that it was sent by Le Changlang.Wu Jiawen looked around and found no one, so she opened Mr. Bi's WeChat carefully, and then saw the message from Le Changlang.Wu Jiawen's eyes were rippling, and she swiped the WeChat chat between Mr. Bi and Le Changlang, and found that there was no other chat history except this message.Wu Jiawen immediately raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and quickly deleted the message from Le Changlang.Le Changlang, don't blame me for being ruthless, if you want to blame it, blame yourself for being unlucky.

When Bi Fanshu came out after going to the toilet, he saw Wu Jiawen was already standing there waiting for him, Bi Fanshu suddenly smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry to keep you waiting."

Wu Jiawen showed a bright smile, "It's okay, it should be."

Le Changlang, who had been waiting for Mr. Bi's message in the car, looked at the van driving farther and farther, feeling more and more nervous, and his legs trembled more and more. No, I kind of want to fart...

The leather-clothed driver also noticed Le Changlang's strangeness, and his eyes darkened immediately, "What's wrong?"

It took a while for Le Changlang to say, "I...I want to shit."

The leather-clothed driver was still staring at Le Changlang. Le Changlang, who had been holding his fart, knew that the other party didn't believe his words when he saw the situation. Le Changlang took a deep breath, and it seemed that he could only zoom in Recruited.

Puff...Puff...Puff...In an instant, a suffocating smell permeated the car, and everyone woke up immediately, and the aunts immediately shouted, "Who is it? People? Do you still have a sense of public morality to fart in this sealed car!"

The driver in the leather jacket hurriedly opened all the windows to diffuse the smell, but he tragically found that the wind blowing was all smelly.The aunts immediately asked the driver to open the door and let them get out of the car to get some air. The driver in the leather jacket refused at first, but after Le Changlang made another big move with a puff, he couldn't take it anymore and immediately opened the door, " Get out of the car, get out of the car, you, you, it's you, hurry up and find me a place to shit."

Le Changlang got out of the car immediately, and walked slowly to the wasteland next to the highway to squat in the pit, and turned his head to look at it from time to time, "Ma Dan, why is this guy so perverted, I have to squat in the pit to watch There is no chance of sneaking away." Looking at the almost 100-meter-blocked section of the road, Le Changlang felt that even if he called the police, the police might not come until dark.

"Could it be that we can only rely on Mr. Bi? But Mr. Bi has never replied to my WeChat. It was obviously not like this before." Le Changlang looked at the sky with his hands on his chin in frustration.

Wu Jiawen couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when she saw Mr. Bi who picked up the phone and looked at it, but didn't seem to find any problems. But when she turned around and was about to enter the elevator to go downstairs, she found that Mr. Bi's driver had actually come up.Bi Fanshu didn't expect his driver to come upstairs, "What's the matter?"

The driver brother nodded, and then whispered in Mr. Bi's ear.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

The Banana Essence, which was transformed back to its original shape, accidentally opened a big hole in the banana peel when it was on a large size, and then the whole banana core fell into the toilet...

Banana Essence: Pfft... It turns out that bananas have such a way of committing suicide, it's really hard to guard against...

Graduate.