i'm not sick

The wedding car was not driving fast, and the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus still lingered in the October wind.Li Yuesong drove seriously, and Ye Sicun, who was sitting next to him, was no longer a safe distance away, which made him feel better.

"It's been a long time since I sat in a row with you." Ye Sicun gestured to the front and said, "If there is a blackboard in front of it, it will be the same as in high school." I can see clearly.

The corner of Li Yuesong's mouth raised.Li Yuesong's upper and lower lips are about the same thickness, so it's not easy to see the changes caused by his expression, but when Li Yuesong is happy, the corners of his mouth will rise slightly, which can't be noticed unless he is on the side.

Ye Sicun, who used to sit at the same table with Li Yuesong, kept this secret in his heart.Seeing Li Yuesong was happy, Ye Sicun boldly reached out to pick off Li Yuesong's sunglasses.Li Yuesong easily dodged as if he knew Ye Sicun would do this.Ye Sicun didn't pick it up, so he made a gesture to fight.

Li Yuesong took off his sunglasses and gave them to Ye Sicun. Ye Sicun obviously saw a smile in Li Yuesong's eyes.

"Could you calm down? I got three pairs of glasses a year in high school, and you ruined them all. Now I still have scars on my face." Li Yuesong said.

In high school, Ye Sicun had an awkward fight with Li Yuesong. Ye Sicun got angry and tried to hit Li Yuesong, but Li Yuesong didn't care and didn't hide.Ye Sicun smashed Li Yuesong's glasses with a flying punch, and the broken glasses left a mung bean-sized scar at the corner of Li Yuesong's eyes.

"If you don't save something for you, how can you remember me?" Ye Sicun was quite proud, "Now I'm smart and wear contact lenses instead?"

"No, the sunglasses in your hand are my myopia."

Ye Sicun didn't believe it, so he put on his sunglasses and saw that there was prescription.Li Yuesong's nearsightedness is 500 degrees, and now he looks like a blind man driving a car.Ye Sicun returned the sunglasses to Li Yuesong and asked him to put them on, but Li Yuesong refused to take them.

"Put it on." Ye Sicun was a little anxious.

"Didn't you just grab it? I gave it to you."

Ye Sicun thought he was already good at playing, but after so many years, he still couldn't play Li Yuesong. Li Yuesong was playing with his life.Ye Sicun grabbed the seat belt tightly and shouted: "I want to get out of the car, let me get out of the car, I don't want to die yet!"

Li Yuesong took a look at Ye Sicun's cowardly appearance, put a long-lost smirk on his face, and said slowly: "Relax. Don't you like to play?"

Ye Sicun suddenly remembered that he broke Li Yuesong's glasses and rushed into the flower bed on his bicycle.Ye Sicun became even more restless.In a panic, he took out his mobile phone and shouted: "If you don't stop, I will call the police!"

Li Yuesong easily snatched Ye Sicun's cell phone and said, "Didn't you just take my car?"

"I regret it!" Ye Sicun said righteously, "I want to get off."

"It's almost there, dear." Li Yuesong smiled.

Ye Sicun shouted all the way.

Li Yuesong's car arrived safely.

Ye Sicun unbuckled his seat belt, got out of Li Yuesong's car, pinched his ears to comfort himself for a while, and then his blood pressure dropped.Li Yuesong acted as if nothing had happened, got out of the car, took out the black-rimmed glasses from the inner pocket of his suit, and put them on.Then smoothed the pleats of the suit, glanced at Ye Sicun, smiled evilly, and turned his head to the wedding scene, changing his indifferent face again.

Ye Sicun looked at Li Yuesong's meticulous appearance, and thought that he would never be able to escape Li Yuesong's grasp in this life.

Arriving at the wedding scene, just such ceremonies, Ye Sicun's body was doing what the best man should do, but his eyes kept following Li Yuesong.But Li Yuesong didn't even look at Ye Sicun.

Finally, the ceremony was over, and the performances began on the stage. Li Yuesong took a few glances at the singer who sang three lines and two lines that were out of tune.Ye Sicun was not happy about this, took advantage of the gap between the two programs, ran to the stage, grabbed the singer's microphone and said to the sound controller: "A piece of "worthit"."

When the music started, Ye Sicun threw away the microphone, followed the music and tore off the bow tie. While dancing, he took off his suit and threw it off the stage. Every movement was sexy and hot.

A hot dance by a man usually attracts a woman, and a woman's scream is the best catalyst for a hot scene.Soon, the whole wedding was heated up.Ye Sicun jumped more and more excitedly, and let his hair loose to get more involved.I don't know who called Ye Sicun, but Ye Sicun's name quickly spread around the wedding scene.

Soon, the scene that Ye Sicun was filming and Ye Sicun's measurements were found.Many people who didn't know Ye Sicun thought that Ye Sicun was a star invited by Zhuo Shi, and they screamed and cheered.The entire wedding scene almost became Ye Sicun's fan meeting.

Looking at the chaotic scene, Li Yuesong couldn't help but touch his forehead, Ye Sicun, you are getting better at playing.

Zhuoshi saw that the situation was becoming more and more difficult to control.Immediately ran to Li Yuesong, shouted in Li Yuesong's ear, trying to overwhelm the women's screams.Li Yuesong listened to it twice before he understood that what Zhuo Shi said was to let Li Yuesong take the stage and pull Ye Sicun down.

"He is so crazy now, how could he be pulled down by me?" Although Li Yuesong said so, he also wanted to see if he could pull Ye Sicun down from above.Still, he didn't want to show his face.

"Believe me, Ye Sicun's lovesickness for you is already dying." Zhuo Shi said, "You don't need to go on stage, just tick your fingers off the stage and he will come down."

Li Yuesong nodded, turned his head and smiled secretly, approached the stage, and gestured to Ye Sicun that I will wait for you in the audience, Ye Sicun smiled brightly and made an OK gesture, bowed and stepped off the stage.

Ye Sicun walked up to Li Yuesong, hooked his neck, and said with a smirk, "Are you fascinated by me?"

Li Yuesong pointed at Ye Sicun's unbuttoned button down to his belly button, with a dogmatic expression on his face.

Ye Sicun pushed his nose to his face, spread his arms and said, "Come on, tie it for me."

Li Yuesong glanced at Ye Sicun's half-naked chest, then at the guests behind Ye Sicun, many of them were looking this way.Li Yuesong turned sideways and said, "You tie it yourself."

Seeing Li Yuesong's series of reactions, Ye Sicun smiled and said while buttoning his buttons, "What? I'm afraid your wife will see it? It's okay. Let's go to a place where there are no people. Where should we go?"

Ye Sicun flashed through several places that he could not go to, and suddenly thought of the best place, and said meanly: "Let's go to Zhuo Shi's new house first, so that he has no place to sleep tonight!"

Li Yuesong found Ye Sicun's suit and threw it on his shoulder.Ye Sicun said displeasedly: "No wear, no wear, it's too hot. Besides, we still have to take it off later!"

Chatting with Ye Sicun, unless Ye Sicun wants to change the subject, no one can escape.

Li Yuesong was helpless, put Ye Sicun's suit on his arm and said, "Then I'll put it away for you."

"Don't try to run away." Ye Sicun pulled Li Yuesong back.Looking closely at Li Yuesong's eyes, he said, "The more you want to escape, the more I will misunderstand your wife."

Seeing the indifference in Li Yuesong's eyes, Ye Sicun pulled the suit on Li Yuesong's arm, and said in dissatisfaction, "If you don't play, then play, and I don't owe you money."

Li Yuesong shook his head and said, "I'm divorced."

Ye Sicun was stunned for a moment, thinking he had heard it wrong, and asked, "What did you say?"

In Ye Sicun's impression.Li Yuesong is a textbook-like man who is strict with self-discipline, hardworking and restrained, and rationality above all else.A man who is like a textbook must be filial to his parents, have a happy marriage and a successful career.How can such a person get divorced?

Li Yuesong repeated what he said just now, Ye Sicun's world was full of fireworks, and Ye Sicun was in the colorful flickering, cheering and running around the whole world without touching the ground.

Ye Sicun knew that when he heard the bad news of someone else's divorce, he should show sympathy and comfort.But even if Ye Sicun is an excellent actor, he can't show sympathy now.Even the national celebration could not express the excitement and excitement in Ye Sicun's heart.

But after thinking about it, even if Li Yuesong is divorced, he is still a man, and Li Yuesong still likes women, and the fireworks he just set off were all in vain.But no matter what, Li Yuesong is single now.Ye Sicun had to worry about his impression in Li Yuesong's heart no matter what he did.

During Ye Sicun's two seconds of bewilderment, he experienced the reality of being overwhelmed with excitement and falling to the bottom, but in the end his reason pulled him back, at least making Ye Sicun much happier than Li Yuesong being married.

Ye Sicun restrained his smile and words, he knew that Li Yuesong didn't like him making trouble outside.

Ye Sicun took two glasses of wine from the dining table, gave Li Yuesong a glass, clinked glasses with him lightly, and said politely: "Let us congratulate Zhuoshi on his happy wedding."

Li Yuesong was stunned this time. Ye Sicun, who had been a flirtatious and cheap man just now, would immediately transform into a refined gentleman. Li Yuesong still needed to get used to it.

After drinking a glass of wine, Ye Sicun said, "I won't talk to you for now. I'm going to find today's groom."

Li Yuesong glanced at the undrinked coffee in his hand, staring at Ye Sicun's fleeing back, a little helpless, Ye Sicun just thought he was having fun, right?

Ye Sicun ran to Zhuo Shi's side and asked, "Why didn't you tell me about Li Yuesong's divorce?"

"I'm not afraid of affecting your work." Zhuo Shi laughed.

"Stop doing this." Ye Sicun said and rushed to the stage again, "See if I don't mess up your wedding."

"What do you want?" Zhuo Shi was startled.

"Sing happy breakup." Ye Sicun grabbed the microphone after finishing speaking.

Zhuo Shi immediately called the audio control, asking him to turn off Ye Sicun's microphone.But before it was time to close, Ye Sicun's singing filled the entire auditorium.It's just that it's not a happy breakup, but "The Woman Down the Mountain Is a Tiger".After singing a song, Ye Sicun actually blessed Zhuo Shi seriously.He said: "Zhuo Shi is among our brothers, the most gentle and considerate, the best at cooking, the best at making money, and the best at making people happy. I have been thinking about why such an excellent man keeps procrastinating on marriage." What about procrastination? It turns out that he just wanted to find the best girl and leave all his good things to her. Congratulations to Zhuoshi, congratulations to sister-in-law, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and a baby soon."

After saying all this, Ye Sicun ran off the stage, leaned in front of Li Yuesong and said, "Is it good for you?"

"I'm not a monk." Li Yuesong said.

"But women are tigers." Ye Sicun smiled.