i'm not sick

It can't be done, it can't be done, if Ye Sicun stares at the mirror again, his nose will bleed.

Ye Sicun left the mirror, turned on the shower, and thought about how to seduce Li Yuesong.Now Li Yuesong is watching TV in the living room, and Ye Si is in the bathroom to take a shower. If he goes out without clothes for a while, the temptation will be too blatant. If Li Yuesong goes back to sleep after washing, then the plan will fail .The best way is to let Li Yuesong come in.

Ye Sicun hid the shower gel in the toilet tank, and shouted outside: "Help me get some shower gel, I can't find the shower gel."

"Where do you get it?" Li Yuesong shouted in the living room.

"The locker by the door."

Bathroom, wet body, perfect body.Just thinking about it made Ye Sicun's blood burst.As a normal man, Li Yuesong couldn't help but take the bait.

"Just come in and give it to me." Ye Sicun couldn't be more obvious.

Li Yuesong didn't care too much, opened the door and came in, facing Ye Sicun, and calmly handed over the shower gel.Ye Sicun stared at his fingertips, stroked from his shoulders across his collarbone, all the way down the waterline, at a slow and full speed.

"Do you want to answer?" Li Yuesong interrupted Ye Sicun.Ye Sicun looked up in disbelief, and saw that Li Yuesong's glasses were covered with a white film due to the fog, and he couldn't see what Ye Sicun was doing at all.

Ye Sicun stretched out his hand to take off Li Yuesong's glasses, pulled a bath towel beside him to help him wipe them, and said, "Look at you, the glasses are all smeared, and you can't clean them."

Ye Sicun half-covered his body with a bath towel, stared at the lens and wiped it carefully, and there were still drops of water on his body. The highest level of temptation was not sex, but half-covering. Ye Sicun believed that he had already knocked on Li Yuesong's heart.

"Your hair is too long." Li Yuesong said.Li Yuesong took off his glasses, so he could only see things at close range, not to mention the water droplets on Ye Sicun's body, it was not bad to see that his hair was too long.

Disappointed, Ye Sicun stuffed the glasses back to Li Yuesong, turned his back to take a shower, and yelled for Li Yuesong to go out.Li Yuesong put on his glasses, glanced at Ye Sicun, walked out and said, "You actually have a waist."

When Ye Sicun turned his head, Li Yuesong had already closed the bathroom door.Ye Sicun wanted to tease Li Yuesong but failed, but Li Yuesong's words hurt Ye Sicun and almost solved it by himself in the bathroom.Sure enough, there is no skill in flirting, it all depends on whether the other party likes you or not.

Ye Sicun finally finished washing, and the turmoil in his heart finally calmed down, and he walked out wearing a bath towel loosely.If outsmarting fails, attack by force.

"Just now you took advantage of giving me shower gel and peeked at me taking a shower." Ye Sicun called out to catch the thief.

"Cut." Li Yuesong didn't take his eyes off the TV.

"Brother, from your tone, you are very dissatisfied with my figure." Ye Sicun sat next to Li Yuesong.Li Yuesong still didn't take his eyes off the TV.

Ye Sicun was in a hurry, stood up and stood in front of Li Yuesong, grabbed Li Yuesong's hand, touched his abdominal muscles, and said proudly: "How about it, is the hardness okay?"

Li Yuesong's hand was about to be pulled back, but Ye Sicun held it tightly, and smiled evilly: "Don't worry, there are more muscles that are harder than here, let's look at the others.

"I don't want to watch it." Li Yuesong said simply and clearly.The obvious disgust embarrassed Ye Sicun, and Ye Sicun became a little angry from embarrassment.

Seeing Li Yuesong's serious face, Ye Sicun shook off Li Yuesong's hand, frowned and said, "Do you really like men or not?"

"It's nothing, I'm going to sleep." Li Yuesong didn't want to explain.

Li Yuesong's experience is limited to Guan Yinyin.The first time Li Yuesong saw Guan Yinyin's roses soberly, he almost vomited.Although it was difficult to carry on afterwards, it was also very unpleasant.And the experience with men is zero.It's not that he didn't think about it, but the moral pressure made Li Yuesong dare not take any action.

For Ye Sicun's temptation, Li Yuesong even refused in his heart.Because sex has no good memories for him.

However, Li Yuesong's reaction made Ye Sicun start to suspect that he actually doesn't like men and women, but because women are very repulsive after trying, he feels that he doesn't like women.

Ye Sicun couldn't figure it out after much deliberation, so he called Rong Xuan and asked him if there was anyone whom neither men nor women liked.

"Yes." Rong Xuan said, "There is a kind of sexuality called 'self-love'. I don't like men or women, but I like myself."

"I deeply suspect that Xiaobai doesn't like anyone." Ye Sicun said, "He is not tempted by me."

"Are you too impatient? When you are watching calcium tablets, try to get an electric shock once. It will definitely make you not want to touch anyone for a long time." Rong Xuan said, "You have heard that you want to keep a man's heart, Do you want to grab a man's stomach first? Sometimes food is more useful than color."

Ye Sicun immediately changed his combat strategy, starting with food.Ye Sicun is good at making soup. In order for Li Yuesong to drink delicious soup early in the morning, he hung up Rongxuan's phone and went downstairs to the supermarket to buy ingredients.

Li Yuesong got up early in the morning, thinking that Ye Sicun hadn't woken up yet, but saw him on the sofa.Ye Sicun was wearing clothes, with his head up and his mouth open, and he seemed to be sleeping very uncomfortably.Li Yuesong patted Ye Sicun's shoulder, trying to wake him up and go to bed.

Ye Sicun woke up suddenly, put on his slippers and shouted, "Soup." He ran into the kitchen.After seeing that the soup in the kitchen was mellow and delicious, he breathed a sigh of relief, wiped off the saliva from sleeping, and said to Li Yuesong, "Go and wash up, there is soup to drink this morning."

"You wouldn't stay up all night for this pot of soup, would you?" Li Yuesong was a little angry.

Ye Sicun rubbed his sleepy eyes, smiled and said, "That's right. The soup I made is super delicious. Go wash up."

Ye Sicun came out of the kitchen and pushed Li Yuesong to the bathroom.Li Yuesong looked at Ye Sicun who was squeezing toothpaste for himself and said, "I've been on leave for a few days, and I want to go back."

Ye Sicun stuffed the toothbrush into Li Yuesong's mouth and said, "After drinking the soup, I will decide whether to leave or not. Let me tell you, people who have eaten my soup want to rely on me."

"I..." Li Yuesong looked at Ye Sicun's dark circles, and swallowed "it's not worth what you've done for me".Ye Sicun has strong feelings, and he did everything to be nice to Li Yuesong when he was in high school.Now that both of them are adults, they each have their own careers and goals to pursue. If Ye Sicun treats Li Yuesong like this again, Li Yuesong will not be able to repay them.

Because in the future planned by Li Yuesong, there is no Ye Sicun.

"You what?" Ye Sicun asked.

"My toothpaste can be squeezed out by myself," Li Yuesong said.

"Didn't I do it by the way." Ye Sicun wiped his face and said, "You wash up first, and I'll serve the soup."

The soup was delicious, the best soup Li Yuesong had ever tasted.Simple bone broth with no special ingredients added.But the taste is very fragrant.Li Yuesong seemed to see Ye Sicun getting up to watch the casserole over and over again at night.

In order not to wake Li Yuesong, Ye Sicun only turned on the desk lamp next to the sofa, and his actions must have been tiptoe.Li Yuesong was a light sleeper, but he didn't hear anything all night.

Li Yuesong didn't believe in the saying that boiling the soup with heart would make the soup taste better, but the soup that took Ye Sicun a night of effort must be worthy of Ye Sicun's hard work.

"Is it good?" Ye Sicun looked at Li Yuesong expectantly.

"Delicious."

"Do you want to drink it every day?"

"Things are rare and precious, let's drink again when we have a chance." Li Yuesong didn't look at Ye Sicun.

Ye Si put the soup bowl away and remained silent.Within a minute of silence, he calmed down his urge to stand up and put the soup bowl on Li Yuesong's head.Then I persuaded myself to be patient, now it was only the second step of the strategy to keep Li Yuesong.

Ye Sicun has the character of not wanting others to collect his body when he crashes to the south wall, so he must not fall down at the second step.Ye Sicun drank all the soup in the bowl and said: "Let's go to Nanluoguxiang to see today. There are many gadgets there."

Then he got up and walked into Li Yuesong's room.Li Yuesong hurriedly asked: "What are you going to do?"

"Throw your clothes into the washing machine for you. You go out every day and don't know how to wash your clothes." Ye Sicun packed the clothes in Li Yuesong's room.

"I'll do it myself!" Li Yuesong dropped the soup bowl and rushed in to stop Ye Sicun.

But it was too late.As soon as Ye Sicun lifted Li Yuesong's quilt, he saw the underwear that Li Yuesong had changed into.The underpants were stained with a liquid that any man could understand, and it was already a bit dry.

Li Yuesong went forward to grab his underwear.It should be hidden in a more hidden place, but I didn't expect Ye Sicun to make a surprise attack.

"Aren't there tissues there?" Ye Sicun pointed to the tissue on the bedside table.

"I know." Li Yuesong's face began to darken.

"Are you a dream..." Ye Sicun's words were blocked by Li Yuesong's hand.

Who can blame this?At night, Ye Sicun tantrumed and seduced Li Yuesong, causing him to have a dream that was not suitable for children.A single young man has been restraining himself. It is normal to have something indescribable in his dream.

Li Yuesong went to wash his underwear by himself, and Ye Si was happily rolling around on Li Yuesong's bed.Li Yuesong said that sex was useless to him, but his body was very honest.

Li Yuesong finished drying his underwear and walked into the room with a dark face. Ye Sicun smiled and burst into tears. When he saw Li Yuesong coming in, Ye Sicun sat up and said, "Brother, everyone is a real man with full blood. Here," Ye Sicun held his hand In a ring shape, I made a stroking motion below my waist and said, "It's not ashamed."

"Do you still want to go out today?" Li Yuesong said angrily, "If you want to go, change your clothes quickly."

"Decree." Ye Sicun carp stood up from the bed, smiled meaningfully at Li Yuesong, and walked out.

Ye Sicun felt that the third step of the battle was ready.