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"Go wash your hands, little dirty boy." Xiang Tu said to Zhizhou.

"What's wrong with the children nowadays..." Bo Hongxi huddled into a ball beside him laughing.

"I was laughing like a pig, but my voice became hoarse and I couldn't hear it at all." Xiang Tu looked at him with raised eyebrows.

Like sawing wood.

buzzing.

"It's better than your fart, one candy at a time."

Xiangtu: "..."

Bai Hongxi glared at him: "Hey, does your brother have a lot of little girls talking around him in the kindergarten all day long?"

Xiang Tu looked at him and said, "No, the kid is very nervous and cold when he goes to school."

"Haha..." Bai Hongxi thought about it, and then lay on the sofa and laughed while covering his stomach.

Glancing at Tu Tu, he got up from the sofa and went to the kitchen.

After Bai Hongxi finished laughing, he walked behind Xiangtu and said, "What's for dinner?"

"That's what you see." Xiang Tujie opened the bag and took it out.

"It's porridge again." Bai Hongxi clicked his tongue.

Xiang Tu turned his face: "Then who told you to be sick?"

Bo Hongxi leaned on the back of the chair and looked at the bag on the table, stretched out his hand with sharp eyes, and quickly moved the bag away: "This is not yours."

Bo Hongxi pointed to the roast duck and said, "Whoever sees it has a share."

"You can drink all three servings of porridge," Xiang Tu said.

Who wants to drink that thin soup!

Xiang Tu turned to look at him: "If you think your throat doesn't matter, you can eat it."

Bai Hongxi glanced at him: "I found that you are... very powerful."

Xiang Tu raised his eyebrows: "I specialize in treating disobedient children."

"I don't listen to you much when I see porridge." Bai Hongxi clicked his tongue and said.

Xiang Tu glared at him: "Is it to tear each other down?"

"Yes." Bo Hongxi snapped his fingers.

"Xiang Zhizhu! Eat," Xiang Tu shouted.

In the end, Bo Hongxi obediently drank his porridge.

He took out his mobile phone and clicked on the program video of "I am a chef", and leaned the mobile phone against a random bottle.

"Ah, today's special guest on our show is the popular little fresh meat Yi Zhi! Wow, the fans' screams are so enthusiastic, what kind of dishes does Xiao Zhi plan to bring us today? Let's wait and see."

The camera switched to the scene of Yi Zhi wearing an apron. Yi Zhi saw the camera facing him and smiled gently at the camera. The fans below were screaming again.

Yi Zhi pointed to the fish head on the plate and said, "What I'm going to do today is fish head with chopped pepper."

Bai Hongxi watched very intently, Xiang Zhizhou slowly came over with the duck leg after a while.

Xiang Tu saw that Xiang Zhizhou was struggling to hold his head on the table, so he moved the chair back, and the child sat on Xiang Tu's lap consciously, and the three of them just stared at the small phone.

"Have you ever been on this show?" Xiang Tu asked after watching it for a while.

Bai Hongxi's culinary skills are so good, he must have passed it.

"Never." Bai Hongxi took a sip of porridge and continued, "I'm waiting for them to take the initiative to invite me."

Xiang Tu smiled and looked down at the congee on his lap. There was no TV in his house, so Congee didn't have the experience of eating while watching TV, so Xiang Tu was the first time he saw Xiang Zhizhou's expression like this.

Xiangtu put down the food in his hand, picked up the mobile phone on the table, turned on the camera, switched the camera to a selfie, then pointed the camera at Xiang Zhizhou and clicked the video.

The child was really concentrating on watching, with his mouth open, his duck legs placed five centimeters away from his mouth, and he was staring at his phone intently.

Xiang Tu couldn't help laughing out loud.

Bo Hongxi turned his head and glanced at him, and instantly found the mobile phone Xiang Tu was holding, then looked down at Xiang Zhizhou, put his hand on top of Xiang Zhizhou's head, and then leaned back on the chair with a smile .

Seeing that they were both smiling, the child raised his face in bewilderment.

Xiang Tu turned off the video and put down his phone.

"Aren't you tired of holding your leg like this?" Xiang Tu patted Xiang Zhizhou on the shoulder.

The child was watching happily, and didn't want to talk to him at all, shrugging his shoulders impatiently.

Bai Hongxi looked at Xiang Zhizhou with a smile and said, "Do you understand?"

"Eat, eat, eat." The child pointed to the screen and nodded.

Xiang Tu sighed: "Hurry up and eat, if you don't finish eating your legs within a minute, you will only have porridge tomorrow."

The child quickly stuffed the duck leg into his mouth and took a big bite.

Bo Hongxi looked at Xiang Tu with a smile on his face: "You treat children with threats."

Xiang Tu said: "This is the way for those who are disobedient."

After eating, Xiangtu went to pack up his things, Xiaozier and Bai Hongxi finished reading the rest.

Bai Hongxi stretched his waist.

"Hey, the marshal has been rubbing against me." Bo Hongxi looked at his feet.

Xiang Zhizhou slid off the chair, squatted down on the ground and hugged the marshal's big tail.

The Marshal shook him, but did not shake him off.

"Porridge, give Marshal and Datou something to eat."

Just as he was talking, the big head flew over from the balcony flapping his wings: "Eat, eat, eat!"

This stuttering must have been learned from Xiang Zhizhou.

Xiang Zhizhou swiftly took two packs of food from the cabinet and poured some into the big head bowl first, Bo Hongxi pushed the wheelchair aside and called him: "Give me the Marshal's food, I'll feed it .”

Xiang Zhizhou nodded and handed him the bag.

Bo Hongxi just squatted on the floor and grabbed a handful of food. The marshal ran over to meow after probing a few times, put it in Bo Hongxi's hand and started to eat it.

Although the touch of the soft tongue was slightly barbed, Bai Hongxi was still very excited.

When he fed two handfuls in a row and was about to feed the third one, Xiang Tu couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay, I'll be exhausted if I feed it again."

After tidying up, Xiang Tu went to the bedroom and took a square iron box and sat on the sofa. Bai Hongxi glanced at him: "What?"

"Tea." Xiang Tu shook, "Do you drink it?"

Bai Hongxi nodded and pointed to the cabinet under the TV: "There is a tea set."

Xiang Tu raised his eyebrows and said, "You even have tea sets?"

"It's a gift from someone else, go and see if it works." Bai Hongxi said.

Xiangtu stood up and walked to the cabinet: "There are so many boxes, which one?"

Bai Hongxi picked up the remote control and turned the station: "You look for it yourself."

This cabinet was probably used to store things sent by others, and some of them hadn't been opened yet. Xiang Tu squatted there and searched for 5 minutes before he found the tea set Bai Hongxi was talking about.

Quite alive.

At least it looks more like his own broken bowl.

Xiang Tu used an electric kettle to boil a pot of hot water to scald the cup again, then boiled another pot, and put the tea into the translucent white teacup.

Bo Hongxi stared at Xiang Tu's hand the whole time.

So lovely.

The fingers are long again.

Xiang Tu poured the boiled water into the teacup, flipped the lid, and poured the water over the tea leaves.

Bo Hongxi looked at Xiangtu's face and then at Xiangtu's hand from the side: "So professional?"

Xiangtu smiled and filled the teacup with water again, then poured the tea into a small transparent pot, then lifted the small pot to fill the three small white teacups on the side with tea.

Bai Hongxi looked at it in a daze.

Xiang Tu handed over the tea, but suddenly withdrew his hand back.

"Forget that you can't drink tea when you take medicine."

Bo Hongxi stretched out his hand and glared at Xiang Tu depressedly.

"Why are you doing so much shit?"

Bai Hongxi quickly picked up the teacup as if grabbing water in the afternoon, and poured it in one gulp.

"No smell."

Xiang Tu sighed: "What can you get out of drinking (yìn) water like this?"

Bo Hongxi put the cup on the table and stared at Tu: "Who are you talking about livestock?"

Xiang Zhizhou had already consciously picked up a cup and put it aside after drinking it.

"I can't drink it anymore." Xiang Tu took the medicine on the coffee table to Bai Hongxi, "Take the medicine."

At nine o'clock, Xiang Tu went to tell a story to Xiang Zhizhou, and when he returned to the living room, he saw that Bai Hongxi had already fallen asleep on the sofa.

Looking at Bo Hongxi who was lying sideways on the sofa, Xiang Tu suddenly felt a little distressed.

Cui Yan said that he was tired and caught a cold.

He has always felt that he is the kind who never overflows with empathy, because in his opinion, no one can be more miserable than him.

The days when I was in debt collection while I was in school.

He never wanted to experience it again in his life.

But now he has a leisurely feeling that Bo Hongxi is not necessarily easier than him.

So strong and working so hard.

As soon as Xiang Tu sat on the sofa, Bo Hongxi raised his head.

"Go to bed if you're sleepy, it's getting late." Xiang Tu looked at his watch.

Bo Hongxi nodded and put his crossed legs on the ground.

"Fuck!..." Bo Hongxi stared at her feet with a distorted face.

Xiang Tu looked at him: "What's wrong?"

"Num, nu... numb." Bo Hongxi stretched her neck and pursed her lips.

Xiang Tu smiled and scratched his numb leg a few times.

Bo Hongxi immediately raised his neck.

"fuck your mother……"

Bai Hongxi gritted his teeth and slowed down for five seconds, then opened his arms and threw himself at Xiang Tu.

"Hey... hey... don't! Itch..."

Bo Hongxi scratched desperately for a while, and Xiangtu struggled violently, leading Bo Hongxi to fall off the sofa directly.

"Fuck!" Bai Hongxi pressed Xiang Tu and fell hard to the ground.

Xiangtu's waist fell on the sofa and hissed in pain, Bo Hongxi didn't feel much better, his knee slammed on the sofa leg with a muffled sound, and he almost bit his tongue in pain.

After a while, the pain gradually subsided.

"Stupid stuff."

Xiang Tu turned his head and frowned and glanced at him: "Don't fucking grab my waist."

Turning back to Tu, Bo Hongxi realized that their faces were too close.

One punch at most.

Moreover, half of their bodies were still pressed together, and Bo Hongxi could clearly feel Xiangtu's cool skin with his arms. This feeling was instantly magnified infinitely by a microscope, and then exploded in Bo Hongxi's mind. flower.

He couldn't quite remember the last time he had such close contact with someone.

Stacking one piece like this...it's so exciting.

Out of control.

The fever must not have subsided.

Bo Hongxi squeezed his breath, sneaked his fingers over, and scratched the cold skin like a thief, lightly, like a snail's tentacles, it retracted immediately when touched.

Xiang Tu still moved slightly.

Bo Hongxi glanced at Xiang Tu.

He now feels like Wukong in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, surrounded by two little kids holding fans and fanning non-stop.

A certain part of the body frankly burst into anger, and Bai Hongxi froze there in embarrassment.

"you……"

For sure, Xiang Tu must have felt it.

Bai Hongxi immediately interrupted Xiangtu's words, and stretched out his hand to pinch Xiangtu's two mouths together.