Master lend me two dollars

Xiang Zhizhou dragged his small schoolbag and stood at the gate of the Sunflower Class with his lips pouted and said pitifully, "Brother, you, rest today, can I not go to the kindergarten?"

"We haven't washed our clothes for a week."

Xiang Zhizhou didn't speak, but he refused to leave.

"The house hasn't been cleaned for a week."

Xiang Zhizhou still didn't speak.

Xiang Tu sighed compromisingly: "Okay, let's buy a roast duck tonight."

Xiang Zhizhou immediately showed a smiling face as if by magic, and waved to Xiang Tu: "Then, I'll go in, brother, goodbye."

Xiangtu: "..."

Trick him into eating ducks all day long.

Xiang Tu went to the bank first, and transferred the rent to Aunt Zhao. He had to pay it sooner or later. He might as well pay it back now so he wouldn't have to worry about it. The money would not accrue a dime of interest in the bank for one more day.

Xiang Tu kept tidying up all morning.

Xiang Zhizhou often picks up a bunch of rags from the kindergarten, stuffs the small ones under the pillow, and hides the big ones under the table, under the bed, and in the cabinet. They must be thrown away, because sometimes he hides some food and puts it under the pillow It must be moldy and attract a bunch of bugs.

After finishing the housework, Xiang Tu took some lunch casually and made do with it, but he slept until after three o'clock in the afternoon when he was woken up by his own cheap anti-theft door.

"Who, who, who, who are you..." The big head squatted on the shelf, stretched his neck and screamed towards the door.

"Is Xiao Xiang at home? I'm Aunt Liu from the neighborhood committee."

Xiang Tu plucked his hair twice, kicked on the slippers reluctantly, walked up to the big head, pointed his face at it fiercely and threatened, "I'll tell you to pluck your hair again."

The big head was a little scared and turned the bird's head away to look around.

Xiangtu exuded strong resentment from head to toe. He opened the door and looked at Aunt Liu who was smiling for some reason and asked, "What's the matter, Auntie?"

Aunt Liu took out a piece of paper from her arms and handed it to Xiang Tu

Xiangtu reflexively wanted to throw the paper out, thinking: I don’t think I’ll have to pay any more, right?

Aunt Liu smiled and stuffed it into Xiangtu's hand.

Then he took the leaflet and patted Xiangtu's arm with a serious face and said, "Young man, come to exercise too, it's good for your health, don't stay at home every day, it's sub-healthy."

Xiang Tu looked down at the flyer.

In order to appeal to all residents in the community to bid farewell to sub-health, a large-scale "Dancing Together" square dance event will be held every night from now on to help residents of this city bid farewell to sub-health!Those who sign in for seven consecutive days will be rewarded with a bag of rice and a barrel of oil. The time will start at 80:[-] today, and the place will be at the [-]-meter square opposite Huishan Community...

Xiangtu: "..."

"Young man, remember to come and participate." Aunt Liu smiled and knocked on the door of her house.

Xiang Tu lay down on the sofa but couldn't fall asleep, staring at the flyer.

A barrel of oil and a bag of rice.

It's free!

...

At five o'clock, Xiang Tu went to line up to buy a roast duck first, and then waited for the kindergarten door to open.

Xiang Tu lit a cigarette and leaned against the shade of a big tree.

When the door opened, Xiang Tu stamped out the cigarette, and waited for a group of mothers and grandpas to squeeze into the kindergarten before wandering in.

Every class was the same, a group of children stood at the door together, crying loudly.

If it's not the real mother, I guess they can't tell which one is their own child.

Xiang Zhizhou's class has the same surname as his, called Sunflower Taipan.

He stood at the front, didn't cry at all, and acted very cool.

In fact, it was because I was too nervous and there were too many people around.

Xiang Tu grabbed his little hand and felt it immediately. His palm was full of sweat. He handed the roast duck bag in the other hand to Xiang Zhizhou. Xiang Zhizhou's attention was instantly attracted, and he wanted to Take the opportunity to reach in.

"Go home and eat, dirty hands."

When they got home, the two ate a whole roast duck, but Xiang Zhizhou still couldn't get enough of it, so he could only use his chopsticks.

"Porridge, I'll be playing in the house tonight, I'll be back after going out for an hour."

Xiang Zhizhou asked, "What are you doing?"

Xiang Tu said: "...I'm going out for a walk."

"How much, how long, time?"

Xiang Tu calculated and said, "One hour."

Xiang Zhizhou looked into Xiang Tu's eyes hesitantly, finally nodded, turned around and pulled the big head off the shelf, looked at Xiang Tu and said, "Then you, take the big head, it also needs to be taken for a walk."

Xiangtu: "..."

So at eight o'clock, Xiang Tu appeared in the square with his head on his back.

He couldn't figure out why he took the bird with him.

People walk birds with a cage, ride a tricycle, and go to the park in the early morning. What kind of walk is this in the dark.

On the first day, the activity was very popular, and there were rewards. There were crowds of all kinds of grandpas, aunts, aunts and uncles, and there were a lot of rambunctious children running around, shooting things all over the sky. Xiang Tu could eat one just by turning his head. bubbles.

A little girl next to him excitedly pointed at the big head on Xiangtu's body and said, "Mom, look, it's such a big bird."

The little girl looked up at Xiang Tu expectantly and asked, "Big brother, can I touch it?"

Xiangtu looked at her with sideways face and downcast eyes. Just as he was about to squat down, he heard the mother of the little girl next to him pull the child away and said, "You can't touch it. Big brother is angry and wants to beat you. Mom will take you to play on the trampoline." .”

"You have really good eyesight." Xiang Tu smiled at the child's mother.

After finally signing in, Xiang Tu just wanted to sneak away when he was stopped by a guard aunt, so he had to stand obediently in the circle.

Xiang Tu really wanted to stand aside in a non-existent state. It would be best to be invisible. He even wore a hat when he went out. Unfortunately, he just found a corner to stand when a young man stood beside him.

The young man walked over familiarly and tried to pat Xiangtu on the shoulder but was avoided, but he said cheerfully without embarrassment at all: "Hey, buddy, you were also forced by your mother, women are like this, I want to watch TV dramas, and I want to take advantage of this, haha..."

Xiang Tu was not used to familiarity, so he said in as polite a tone as possible: "Please stand a little farther away."

The person didn't wink, and continued to press: "Hey, it's so noisy, stand far away, you can't hear me, my name is Chai Songyang, how about we dance together these few days?"

"I can hear you." Xiang Tu said again in a louder voice, and moved a step to the right by himself.

Xiangtu was already tall, so it was attractive enough to stand here, but there were still many people who came to see the big head.

What's more, I didn't expect that this dancer in the square dance was really serious, it was more strict than a meeting, and the aunt with the sleeves came over to patrol in a while.

Hey, the cheapness is not for nothing.

Standing and shaking his legs twice is his limit.

Xiang Tu regretted why he wanted to be greedy for such a small gain.

It's not that you can't buy it, right?

This hour of Xiangtu was in a daze, and it was finally over, and the madness came up again.

Chai Songyang pointed to the big head on Xiangtu's shoulder and said, "This bird is so beautiful, can it talk?"

Xiang Tu didn't know how to describe his shit-like mood right now, he couldn't control himself and slapped him, this guy's mouth was a bit annoying, so he could only get out of the way with a rather unfriendly attitude.

It has been more than a year since I moved to this community, but Xiang Tu rarely comes to this square.Usually I am too tired to go to work, and I have to drive the bus all day, and my waist disc is protruding. I have to buy vegetables and cook when I come back at night. I have to be a father and a mother, and I have to feed pets.

He felt that if he had time, he should bring Xiang Zhizhou out to try more.

Maybe try it out.

Walking around like this, looking at the children running around and the gaudy stalls on the ground, it was rare that Xiang Tu's figure blended into the cheerful atmosphere, and his feet were a little limp.

At the same time, Bo Hongxi's feet were also soft.

"Brother Bo, can you still do it?"

Bo Hongxi hiccupped and said slowly, "Why...why not..."

Cui Yan rolled his eyes: Are you okay after all this?Cui Yan was a head shorter than Bo Hongxi, and now he was half-carrying the two of them as if he had polio, and it would have been fine if the tree hadn't been planted in the pit.

I don’t know what happened to Bai Hongxi today, the director, producer and investor usually force him to stop him grumpily, but today, everyone who comes here does not refuse to accept all orders, and now this is who I am It looked like he was running around, and Cui Yan was snorting behind those two long legs.

Cui Yan thought to himself, it's not a big deal to be drunk and crazy on the street all the time, and it will make headlines tomorrow, so Liang Ge must not let him tear it up.

Cui Yan tried his best to place Bai Hongxi on a bench.

Bai Hongxinana said: "I want to drink... water."

"Drink so much, you still drink."

Cui Yan was worried, Bo Hongxi looked at him with two big eyes with a blushing face, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet: "Hey, Brother Bo, you wait here, can I buy it for you?"

Bai Hongxi nodded slowly.

Fortunately, there was no traffic on this road, so Cui Yan rushed towards the convenience store in three steps.

Bo Hongxi leaned on the chair with his head up and his eyes squinting, and suddenly met a pair of rolling small eyes. Without hesitation, Bo Hongxi staggered to his feet and followed behind.

Xiangtu was immersed in the joy of relaxation, unaware that the big apple on his shoulder was hooking a little donkey, until the joyous atmosphere around him gradually faded and was replaced by the quiet night, Xiangtu was startled by a loud hiccup. overdo it.

Xiang Tu frowned and looked at the drunk by the streetlight.

Wear sunglasses at night... Isn't this the scan code that day?

Before he could ask, Bo Hongxi stretched out a hand towards him and stammered, "This...the peacock is so beautiful..."

Xiang Tu said: "...Hurry up and take off your sunglasses, you're so blind."

Bo Hongxi stretched out his hand in front of Datou, and after looking at each other for a few seconds, Datou obediently put his head under Bai Hongxi's hands, and even bowed in favor.

Xiang Tu glanced at Bai Hongxi in surprise.

The big head is never touched by strangers.

Looking at his unsteady appearance, Xiang Tu asked, "Why are you following me?"

Only now did Bo Hongxi turn his attention to Xiang Tu, his eyes blurred, and he hiccupped again: "I don't know..."

"Don't know?" Xiang Tu pointed to the road on the right, "I don't know which way to go."

Xiang Zhizhou was still at home, he was a little worried, Xiangtu turned around and was about to go home, who knew that Bo Hongxi followed him, and didn't see a raised step on the ground, he staggered and almost fell, Bo Hongxi Reflexive Grab to Figure.

Xiang Tu hurried away and pulled the hem of his clothes a few times.

"Why you?" Xiang Tu tugged again, "Let go!"

Bo Hongxi's grip was extremely tight, showing no sign of letting go.

"I, want to pee..."

"There's a bush over there." Xiang Tu pointed to him.

"Hi, I want to pee, pee..."

He took a deep breath and said, "Where's your phone?"

Bo Hongxi hiccupped again with empty eyes.

When Cui Yan ran back to the bench non-stop from the convenience store, the people on the bench had long since disappeared, leaving only a lone mobile phone lying on it to sleep.