Master lend me two dollars

"...Water, pour a glass of water." Bo Hongxi put his hand on his brow bone, and licked his upper lip with his tongue.

Xiang Tu leaned over and kissed Bo Hongxi on the lips: "I don't want to move either."

Bo Hongxi touched the top of Xiangtu's head with a smile, then slipped his finger to Xiangtu's ear and squeezed it: "I still know how to bring you a glass of water after I'm done, you just let me eat your saliva here."

"I'll get it for you. It sounds like I'm such a scumbag." Xiang Tu smiled and pinched his thigh, put on a pair of underwear from the closet, opened the door and went to the living room.

Bo Hongxi reached out and took the alarm clock on the bedside table to his eyes to have a look.

three o'clock.

Now that the fire was all turned off, Bai Hongxi felt hungry.

I don't know where the clothes with the mobile phone were dumped by Xiangtu. Xiangtu came in with water, and Bai Hongxi took it: "Order a takeaway, I'm hungry."

Xiangtu lowered his head and rummaged on the ground and took out his phone from his pocket: "What do you want to eat?"

Bo Hongxi leaned on the bed and took two sips of water: "Eat noodles, noodles with tomato sauce."

"Okay," Xiang Tu swiped his finger on the screen with his mobile phone, fixed his eyes on the screen, put his mouth on the cup that Bai Hongxi was holding, and took a sip from Bai Hongxi's hand.

After ordering takeaway, Xiangtu plugged his phone into the charger, looked at Bai Hongxi who was lazily holding a water glass, and said, "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

Bai Hongxi put down his water glass and looked at Xiang Tu, and replied with a face: "It doesn't hurt..."

Xiang Tu pointed at Bo Hongxi with a slightly embarrassed expression: "You...then what..."

Bai Hongxi turned over and glanced at Xiang Tu: "What are you stuttering..."

Before he finished speaking, he turned over and revealed his secrets.

Like a glutinous rice ball being bitten, puff, a stream of black sesame seeds flowed out...

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!! Xiangtu! You gave me □□!!!?" Bo Hongxi bared his fangs like a king crab, pounced on him, trying to pinch Xiangtu's nah.

Embarrassed and angry and ashamed.

Xiang Tu let Bo Hongxi's face swell like a tomato, and he opened his arms to Bo Hongxi: "I'll take you to wash..."

"...You are so fucking shameless!"

"Hey, didn't I hold back?" Xiang Tu put his fist to his mouth and coughed twice, "Brother Xiang hugged you to take a bath."

"Get out!" Bo Hongxi slapped him on the back, and swept his buttocks to the toilet like a small whirlwind.

Xiangtu raised the corner of his mouth and couldn't help laughing as he looked at Bai Hongxi running away with his tail between his legs: "It's gone!"

"...fuck you!!!"

...

After eating the noodles, Xiang Tu went to pick up Xiang Zhizhou from school, and Bai Hongxi caught up on the bed.

Bai Hongxi woke up after not sleeping for a while, and after planning for a long time, he couldn't find a suitable birthday gift for Xiangtu.

He also specifically asked the screenwriter who was filming with the group this month, but this steely straight girl told him very frankly that he usually gave out red envelopes directly, such as 666, 999, 888...

Affordable and useful.

It's equivalent to not asking, Bai Hongxi really dared to send a 666 red envelope to Xiangtu, it is estimated that it will be regarded as a shocking joke and laughed at him for a year.

Sending 666 is not enough to send 111, and you can also implicitly boast that Xiangtu is long and straight.

Bo Hongxi almost wiped out all the troubles on the top of his head.

Swallowing light didn't even come up with shit.

The child came home today and was extremely excited. He danced and stood in the living room stammering for a long time without expressing what he wanted to say to Bai Hongxi.

"Why are you so happy? Your brother sneakily bought you some delicious food just now." Bo Hongxi glanced at the picture from the side.

"I just ate a bowl of rice skin." Xiang Tu hung the child's schoolbag on the shelf, "Tomorrow the kindergarten will be on holiday, so I'm so happy."

Bo Hongxi took an orange and peeled it open: "Hey, you have a holiday tomorrow too."

Xiang Tu responded and sat down on the sofa: "What's wrong?"

Bo Hongxi fed him a piece of orange: "I can also rest for a few days during this time, why don't we go on a trip?"

Seeing Bo Hongxi feeding Xiangtu oranges, the child also ran over and put his little face forward: "I, too, want to eat it too."

Bo Hongxi smiled and stuffed a flap into his mouth.

"Travel?" Xiang Tu was taken aback for a moment.

In the past, Chinese New Year was nothing more than taking the child to eat what he wanted to eat. Most of the time, it was Uncle Mai and Grandpa Ken, who bought some cannons and flowers for the child on New Year's Eve.

I don’t even watch the Spring Festival Gala.

...because there is no TV.

Bai Hongxi glanced at him: "Why, do you want to date relatives?"

Xiang Tu glared at him and took a candy from the basket: "Where are the relatives? In previous years, I would go to Jiang Feng's parents' place to eat dumplings at most."

"That's just right, let's go on a trip, go to a place where it's still summer to avoid the cold." Bo Hongxi stretched his waist and said.

Xiang Tu had no objection, he turned to Bo Hongxi and asked, "Then you don't have any relatives?"

"No," Bo Hongxi said, "I'll just call my mom later."

This was the first time Xiang Tu had heard a word about fucking from Bai Hongxi, although it was still a passing word.

"Then look," Xiang Tu glanced at the lazy Marshal, "What about the royal relatives at home? Jiang Feng won't be supported."

Bai Hongxi thought for a while: "Show Cui Yan a while, he has a dog at home."

Xiang Tu looked at him with a smile: "He can lift the vegetable basket to cover his head, can he support it? You can force him to death."

"It's okay," Bo Hongxi waved his hand, "I'm not afraid of any excitement."

Xiangtu: "..."

...

Decided to go on a trip, Bai Hongxi bought the plane ticket at the speed of light, the vacation is not long, so you have to cherish it.

The departure time is set on the day before New Year's Eve, that is, at nine o'clock in the morning tomorrow. You have to spend the night on the plane before arriving the next morning.

Bo Hongxi finally let Cui Yan go and sent the royal relatives to Jiang Feng's mother.

When Jiang Feng came over, Xiang Tu also wrapped him a red envelope, saying that he was going on honeymoon, and told him not to be stingy and not to abuse small animals...

Jiang Feng was almost screamed out of anger.

The plane flew at nine o'clock, and the three of them got up early to have breakfast, because Xiang Tu and the child had never been on a plane, so they didn't know if there would be any discomfort. After boarding, Bai Hongxi asked the flight attendant to He drank a glass of orange juice, which was sour and irritating. He always drank orange juice when he had a headache.

Children are always very excited when they get on the plane, and their little heads turn around.

"Fasten your seat belt," Bai Hongxi said to the child as he put away his bag, "we will fly higher than the clouds in a while, are you afraid?"

Xiang Zhizhou shook his head: "No!"

Rare, no stuttering.

The child is fine, but when the plane headed upwards, Xiangtu couldn't do it, and he vomited after rushing into the toilet.

Bai Hongxi handed him the orange juice: "Are you motion sick?"

"Is this a car?" Xiang Tu waved his hand, "If you don't drink orange juice, it's like having ten tons of sulfuric acid in your stomach."

Bai Hongxi sighed: "It's only been flying for 10 minutes, and I won't arrive until tomorrow morning, and I have to change planes tonight."

Xiang Tu took a sip of the warm water handed over by the stewardess, then nestled on the side and did not move: "I'll sleep for a while."

Bo Hongxi nodded, dragged his chin and looked at Tu's profile.

biu!

The side face was shot.

Xiang Tu should feel uncomfortable in his stomach, frowning slightly, Bo Hongxi sighed and blew on his bangs...

Xiangtu's appearance is so inspiring to motherhood.

Little milk dog.

Come to uncle's arms.

After the plane stabilized, Bo Hongxi and the stewardess asked for a small blanket and put it on Xiang Tu. The child was also quite quiet, focusing all his attention on the tablet in front of him.

Bai Hongxi took a sip of the orange juice and felt his head was a little heavy.

After getting off the plane the next morning, Xiang Tu and the children were busy taking off all the coats they were wearing, and Bai Hongxi was even faster, leaving only a black vest on her body.

Bai Hongxi handed Xiangtu the hotel's road map manual: "It's up to you, I'm only hello and I'm leaving."

Xiang Tu took the route manual and flipped through it: "Do you always bring a translator with you when you go abroad?"

Bai Hongxi stretched out the sunglasses and put them on his face, facing Tu and shook his head: "No, Liang Ze is too awesome, he can even speak Korean."

Liang Ze was really awesome, his dark face was several grades higher than Jiang Feng's, Xiang Zhizhou probably hugged Xiang Tu's thigh when he saw him.

If you are disobedient, send you to this uncle!

Those two black lying silkworms are dedicated to treating disobedient children.

Bo Hongxi led the child and walked behind the whole time, listening to Xiang Tu's complete sentences, he could only understand one please's bird language and communicate with the most beautiful customer service at the service desk.

After getting the room card and opening the door, the child rushed in and stood excitedly in front of the large French window in the living room, holding the glass with both hands: "Sea! Sea!..."

"Xiang Tu," Bo Hongxi called him in the bedroom, "come in!"

"What are you doing?" Xiang Tu put the bag on the sofa and walked into the bedroom. Bai Hongxi pushed the door against the bed before he could see clearly.

"Hurry up, say something to me," Bo Hongxi held Xiangtu's waist.

Xiang Tu looked at him amusedly and asked, "What did you say?"

"English," Bai Hongxi swung his hands dishonestly around Xiangtu's waist.

Xiang Tu smiled and squeezed his hand: "The child is here, it's in heat at night."

"Hurry up and say a few words, you need to be affectionate," Bai Hongxi moved closer, "Don't tell me the mother is in heat now."

"Tell me," Xiang Tu said with a smile, "Let me think about it."

Bo Hongxi responded, Xiangtu thought for a while, then moved his mouth close to Bo Hongxi's ear and said in a voice twice lower than usual: "Excuse me, doyouneedroomservice, sir?"

Too much damage to the ears.

The eardrums were shattered piece by piece like glass panes.

"...Fuck me." Bo Hongxi took a breath and replied slowly.

Xiang Tu picked up one corner of his mouth, smiled and touched between his legs: "Is it hard?"

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Latecomers this chapter...

In the evening, we will update the special episode of Christmas.

Merry Christmas Angels (′`)