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"...You haven't boiled the pot yet, and the oil is still sticky. Do you want to divorce your wife?"

Xiang Tu enrolls himself in a chef class.

After being scorned by You Ying for a while the day before yesterday, after the two had a fight like a monkey king, Xiang Tu gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

After paying the money, today is the first day of class.

There are a total of twenty students in the class, and there is only one male, Xiang Tu...

Ms. Chef Class.

The teacher who attended the class was a fat man who couldn’t even pass the aisle, and everyone wondered if he usually ate all the dishes he cooked for the guests: “Hi everyone, my name is Lin, and my name is Lin Tong. Cooking skills..." BULABULA, "I hope that when everyone graduates, they can cook good dishes for their husbands...or wives!"

Xiang Tu felt that Lin Tong glanced at himself after talking about her husband, and then forcibly added the word "wife".

Xiang Tu wanted to laugh a little, who said his husband wasn't her husband anymore!

After a brief introduction, the official first class began, health porridge.

"First, clean the rice and put it aside for later use, shred the ginger, cut the scallions into chopped green onions, and cut the coriander into sections... Mrs. Stripe, shred it, not into cubes!" Lin Tong demonstrated on the podium.

"After cutting, take out the prawns, wash them, remove the heads, remove the mud lines, and remove the tail thorns... Treat the prawns well, add a little white pepper, a little salt and sugar, and marinate them with your hands for a while."

Lin Tong threw the shrimp heads into the pot: "Put an appropriate amount of oil in the pot, put the shrimp heads into the oil pan and fry until the shrimp oil is formed."

"Put the rice into the casserole, add twice as much water and bring it to a boil..." Lin Tong finished first, then stepped off the table and walked around the college to guide, "After boiling, change the fire to a low heat and pour in the shrimp oil before putting it in. Stir in shrimp and shredded ginger..."

It sounds so simple...

Lin Tong turned to the side of Xiangtu and saw Xiangtu's cutting board first: "Why don't you chop the coriander?"

Xiang Tu raised his head and looked at him: "I... my wife doesn't like coriander."

Lin Tong nodded, and when he turned around, he saw Xiang Tu's fried shrimp oil with a frightened expression on his face: "You! You put soy sauce here?! Why is it so dark?"

Xiang Tu picked it up and smelled it: "It might be a bit mushy."

After speaking, I poured the shrimp oil directly into it.

"Don't pour it!" Lin Tong shouted hurriedly, "...you haven't boiled the pot yet, and the oil is still sticky. Do you want to divorce your wife?"

Xiang Tu's health porridge get out of class is over.

...

In the evening, when Xiangtu came home depressed, Bo Hongxi was working in the kitchen when he heard the door knock and turned his head to look outside: "Are you back? How are you doing?"

Xiang Tu took off his coat, walked behind Bo Hongxi and wrapped his arms around his waist silently, put his chin on Bo Hongxi's shoulder and nodded: "Failure."

Bai Hongxi smiled and turned his head to look at Xiangtu: "You're acting like a baby, Brother Bai, I'll give you some onion rings later, do you want to eat?"

"Eat." Xiang Tu rubbed it twice again.

"Me, me too, eat!" Xiang Zhizhou ran over and hugged Bai Hongxi's leg, shaking his face up for a while.

"Okay." Bai Hongxi said with a smile.

"What's the matter with you?" Xiang Tu pulled Xiang Zhizhou up, "Did you finish your homework?"

"I'll eat, write after dinner, you, you! Don't drag me!" Xiang Zhizhou kicked his legs for a while.

"Go get the math book and I'll check it." Xiang Tu snorted, threw his brother on the sofa, ran to the kitchen after yelling a few words.

Bai Hongxi's cooking is really delicious, and he knows a lot of tricks. He feels that he is much better than the chef who gave the lecture, and the most important thing is that he is handsome.

Anyway, my boyfriend has been right for a long time.

Coming out of the bathroom wiping his hair after taking a shower, Bo Hongxi was watching the video on his stomach and almost choked with laughter. He leaned towards Tu and said, "What are you looking at? Stop laughing, the neighbor has called the police!"

"It's nothing...haha," Bo Hongxi put the phone aside, "I want to tell you some bad news."

Xiang Tu sat on the bed: "Join the filming?"

"It's so smart," Bai Hongxi said, sitting up with his legs crossed. "Going there for two months, and it's a fucking big mountain valley, that idiot Liang Ze did it on purpose. .”

"Introduce him to a girlfriend," Xiang Tu paused, "or a boyfriend."

Bo Hongxi laughed and lay on the bed for a long time without straightening up.

Xiang Tu slapped Bo Hongxi's ass with his hand, and told Bo Hongxi about the wife in class today: "It's the wife who learns."

Bai Hongxi smiled with the corners of his lips picked up: "But your wife can cook."

Xiang Tu flipped Bai Hongxi onto the bed, and pressed him down: "Who the fuck knows how to cook, just admit it's your wife."

The author has something to say:

I am very happy to have more and more cuties discovering me, and I am very grateful to each of you for catching bugs. As long as I see it, I will correct it as soon as possible, okay?

Regarding the signing, this matter is in progress.

I am so happy to meet you all. I will create a group when I have time. Everyone can come and play together. You are also welcome to pay attention to Weibo. Although my Weibo has not been posted for a long time, cover your face] I will organize this week, In the future, I will explain to everyone on Weibo if there is something to do, such as asking for leave.

In short, thank you for your love and support, this short chapter is for everyone (I wrote it in time at noon) and I will give you all the wink~