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This year's Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, and New Year's Day coincided with each other. Xiangtu and Bai Hongxi originally planned to have a sumptuous dinner. smell.

All of this was destroyed early in the morning by Jiang Feng and You Ying's kick at the door.

The two of them went to Xiangtu's house without warning, and they wouldn't leave no matter what.

Jiang Feng's reason was: let him stay alone with this stinky and shameless brat, he would rather bring up the case of the widowed old man's old-age pension being withheld last week and recite it to him 180 times.

You Ying's reason is: wherever Jiang Feng goes, he will go there.

Xiang Tu didn't want to listen to their nonsense at all, so he kept pushing them towards the door.

At the moment when it was busy, Liang Ze suddenly called and sent a heartfelt good news - the food show that Bai Hongxi had been pretending to be reserved and waiting for the invitation finally sent an invitation, and it was a special edition for Valentine's Day, broadcast live.

As a competent actor, Bai Hongxi fully concealed his turbulent emotions and was extraordinarily calm, like a sloth, half-smiling, half-smiling, and slowly said to the phone like a bass: "I know gone."

"What's wrong?" Xiang Tu asked him from the side.

Bai Hongxi's mood was like being filled with soda, or being held and shaken up and down 180 times, the swelling was about to explode, and Xiang Tu didn't hear anything at all.

As soon as he hung up the phone, he went to the bedroom. At first he was calm, but the more he walked, the more he walked, and the more he walked, the more he walked, and finally he slammed the bedroom door, completely releasing himself. Zhou, rolling on the bed.

"What happened to Brother Bai?" You Ying asked.

Xiang Tu pointed to the door: "There is no place for you two to sleep, so hurry up and leave."

Jiang Feng said: "It's Chinese New Year, I can't come to your place to join in the fun."

Jiang Feng let go of his old face, and sighed to Tu depressedly: "Where is Auntie and Uncle, aren't you going back to your home for the New Year?"

"The two elderly people are following the trendy and went abroad for vacation, leaving me alone as an old man." Jiang Feng spread his hands towards him.

You Ying leaned over and pointed at herself with a shy face: "You have me."

"Go away." Jiang Feng glared at him and pushed him.

Xiang Tu pointed at the two of them and said, "You two have made an agreement, hurry up and leave, I have no place here." After finishing speaking, he went back to the bedroom.

You Ying obediently shrank to a corner of the sofa, sat there and looked at Heidan who was eager to play with him all the time: "Hi, puppy."

Wearing a red padded jacket, Xiang Zhizhou walked over with a toy in his arms: "Hei, Heidan, it's not small."

Of course, Heidan is not small, and when he rushed towards Zhizhou with his flowing halazi, he was no different from a bear. No one in the house could walk him except Xiangtu.

And he is also a "bully" among dogs, he can't even beat the big head. Every day when the big head flies back from the outside, it will follow behind the big head, dutifully playing the role of a dog-legged pony.

Jiang Feng has always been unimpressed with animals, and when Heidan was sitting there with his mouth closed, he looked a little creepy and got goosebumps. Jiang Feng waved to it: "Stay away."

Heidan'er thought that Jiang Feng was going to play with him, so he stood up cheerfully and "barked" at Jiang Feng, and rushed towards Jiang Feng with his big mouth.

"Fuck! What is it going to do!!" Jiang Feng jumped up in fright, and almost ran to the back of the sofa. You Ying leaned over and pointed at Heidan and said, "Heidan, sit down."

Heidan was stunned for a moment, then took two steps back and sat down on the mat in disappointment.

You Ying turned to look at Jiang Feng with a smile, and wagged her tail begging for praise: "It's safe."

Jiang Feng took the cushion and slapped him on the head: "Let it sit further away!"

When Xiangtu opened the bedroom door, Bo Hongxi's soda hadn't passed, and the bed was rolled into a mess.

Xiang Tu smiled and patted his leg: "What are you doing?"

Bai Hongxi jumped up directly from the bed, stared at the picture with a pair of bright eyes and said: "I'm the Chef invited me!"

"They finally found the shining star." Xiang Tu smiled and helped him straighten his messy hair, and he was also happy for Bai Hongxi. After all, every time this guy cooks, he fantasizes that he is recording a show. When Xiangtu saw it for the first time, he was taken aback, thinking that Bo Hongxi had hallucinations.

With an uncontrollable smile on his face, Bai Hongxi threw himself into Xiangtu's arms: "It's still a live broadcast, Valentine's Day special!"

Xiang Tu smiled and patted him on the back: "Oh, it's still Valentine's Day... Valentine's Day special?!"

Xiang Tu reacted and pulled Bo Hongxi out of his arms. Bo Hongxi seemed to have realized something, and the expression on his face changed from excitement and shock to... embarrassment.

Oh, today seems to be Valentine's Day... ah...

"Haha..." Bo Hongxi laughed awkwardly, feeling that the atmosphere was not getting better but was becoming embarrassing, so he simply pursed his lips and remained silent.

Xiang Tu sighed and stretched out his hand to pinch Bo Hongxi's chin: "When are we going?"

"Liang Ze was already on the way when he called me..." Bo Hongxi looked at Xiang Tu with a guilty face, "I'm sorry."

Xiang Tu said grandly: "It's okay, go, I'll watch your live broadcast at home."

At this time, Liang Ze called again, and when Bai Hongxi turned to answer, Xiang Tu gave a sneaky look of resentment to the word Liang Ze on the phone display.

After getting the approval, Bai Hongxi cheerfully tidied up and put on a coat.

"Where are you going?" Jiang Feng asked him.

"Record a show," Bai Hongxi put on the scarf, "You guys have fun at home, I'm leaving first."

"Brother Bo, I, don't we, have we eaten together?" Xiang Zhizhou looked up at him with the toy in his arms.

Bai Hongxi patted his head and said, "I don't know, Brother Bai will bring you something delicious after get off work."

Since there were people nearby, it was difficult to get too intimate, so before leaving, Bai Hongxi blinked at Tu, pouted slightly angrily, and closed the door.

As soon as Bai Hongxi left, Xiang Tu simply stopped pretending, turned around with a dark face and pointed at Xiang Zhizhou who was blocking the door: "Have you finished your homework? Go do your homework."

Xiang Zhizhou sniffed: "Do it, it's over, there are a few questions, I don't know."

"Is that over? Bring it to the coffee table and I'll watch you do it." Xiang Tu said.

Xiang Zhizhou had no choice but to carry the homework book over and put it on the coffee table, and sat on the small bench to spread the homework book.

Jiang Feng smiled and mocked at the side: "The lonely old man who didn't get the love of Valentine's Day bullies the elementary school students."

"Besides, I'll throw it out for you with the bag and the others." Xiang Tu pointed at him.

Xiang Zhizhou held up his winter homework: "Brother, no, yes."

Xiang Tu took the homework book with a look of disdain, and glanced at it.

The pumpkins grown by the little mouse have a good harvest, but how to transport them home?Please help the little mouse find a way.Behind the title, there are three black stars marked, and a sub-picture is drawn underneath, a Jerry, and three pumpkins next to it.

Is this... a math problem?

Holding up the question, Xiang Tu was stunned.

After looking at it for a long time to no avail, I couldn't help cursing in my heart: What kind of bullshit is this question now...Are you thinking fast?

Seeing Xiangtu's dumbfounded look, Jiang Feng pulled over the homework book: "Let me take a look, you can't even help with elementary school questions."

Holding the homework book, Jiang Feng first took advantage of being an adult, and scanned it swollenly. After scanning, he was a little dumbfounded, so he quickly scanned it again.

"...What the hell is breaking the question?" Jiang Feng laughed angrily, "Go home after eating?... This is a wrong question at all. How can the teacher transport pumpkins when he is so young, and return three at once?"

You Ying crouched behind him and watched closely, then touched her nose: "Push it home, or go home."

Xiang Tu and Jiang Feng looked at each other with a little helplessness on their faces, then Xiang Tu snatched the notebook in Jiang Feng's hand and handed it to Xiang Zhizhou: "Write 'Get out'."

Xiang Zhizhou looked at his brother blankly while holding the pen: "No, write..."

Xiang Tu had no choice but to take a pen from the pencil case, find a piece of paper and write 'roll': "You're so stupid, copy it down."

After Xiang Tu finished speaking, he tapped Xiang Zhizhou's head with a pencil, and Xiang Zhizhou held his head and frowned and gave him a dissatisfied look: "Beginning, yes, become stupid." After speaking, he turned his head and began to copy.

In the afternoon, Bo Hongxi sent a message telling Xiangtu that he was going to start a live broadcast, so Xiangtu turned on the TV, and the three of them plus a child started drawing cakes to satisfy their hunger and watched Bo Hongxi cooking around the TV.

"Welcome everyone in front of the TV to watch the Valentine's Day special episode of "I Am a Chef". Today we are honored to invite our popular little fresh meat, Bai Hongxi!" The cheers of the audience overwhelmed her end.

The camera showed Bo Hongxi a close-up, Bo Hongxi smiled slightly and nodded calmly and coldly at the camera: "Good afternoon, everyone."

Xiang Tu couldn't help but raised the corners of his mouth and laughed, this guy is really good at acting as soon as he leaves the country.

"Then what Valentine's Day dish does Hongxi plan to bring us today?" the host asked.

Bai Hongxi pointed to the table in front of him: "Sirloin steak."

There was another burst of cheers and screams from the audience.

"Then let's give Hongxi the time." The host stepped aside after speaking.

Bai Hongxi nodded and pointed to the prepared ingredients on the table: "The upper loin of the beef, black pepper, sugar, chicken essence, salt, cornstarch and gravy..."

Bai Hongxi picked up the raw beef: "First, cut the steak into slices about one centimeter thick, and beat it repeatedly with a meat hammer..."

After watching for a while, Jiang Feng became a little hungry: "Does Xiangtu have anything to eat at your house?"

You Ying was also very involved in watching, and she didn't forget to boast: "Brother Xiang has a good taste."

On such a Valentine's Day, I can only watch my boyfriend cook in front of the TV. The meal is not cooked for me. All the people and bags were thrown out.

"Hurry up, there's no place for the two of you to sleep." After Xiang Tu finished speaking, he closed the door.

"Brother Feng, I didn't bring the key." You Ying stood at the door and began to sell miserably.

After the two people were driven away, the room became even more deserted. He didn't have anything to watch after Bai Hongxi finished the live broadcast, so he could only use the remote control to vent his boredom, staying on each station for one second on average.

In the evening, Xiangtu was even less in the mood to make dinner, and he didn't even bother to make beef noodles, so he and Xiang Zhizhou shared a piece of big bread left over from the morning.

It wasn't until eight o'clock in the evening that Bai Hongxi rushed back with a big bag.

"Xiang Tu! Tutu, I brought steak!" Bai Hongxi put the bag on the table, and hurried into the toilet, "I'll go to the toilet first, I'm about to suffocate..."

Xiang Tu was reading a book in the bedroom, when he heard the sound of Bo Hongxi closing the toilet door, he slipped out like a thief on his feet, ran to the table and took a look, hesitated for a long time, before pretending to be angry and giving the steak After deciding for a while, he slipped back to the bedroom on his feet.

Xiang Zhizhou was very honest when he heard about the food: "Okay, food?"

Bumped and ran over.

Bai Hongxi opened the door and came out, but he didn't see Xiang Turen, so he took a look, pushed the door open and entered the bedroom.

"Where are you reading?" Bo Hongxi closed the door, and Xiang Tuzheng was "concentrating" on the book with his legs crossed. Hearing what Bo Hongxi said, he responded softly.

"I brought some steak, do you want some?" Bo Hongxi asked.

"Ah."

"Steak, I made it." Bai Hongxi continued.

"Okay." Xiang Tu said again, cherishing words like gold.

Bo Hongxi raised his eyebrows and walked towards him, "hissed" for a long time: "Is the book good?"

Xiang Tu nodded: "Yes."

With a mixed smile on Bai Hongxi's face, he stretched out his hand and took away the book in Xiangtu's hand, looked straight at Xiangtu, narrowed his eyes, and said, "Reading or looking at me?"

The author has something to say:

Happy Valentine's Day, my little angels, continue tomorrow.