Cannon Fodder Eunuch Self-Rescue Guide

"Your Highness, the queen ordered you not to leave the courtyard, yet you dare to escape privately. It seems that my brothers will not teach you a lesson."

A shrill male voice pierced the quiet small courtyard.

Gu Yu frowned uncomfortably when he heard the too high-pitched voice, and stared blankly at everything in front of him, motionless.

In front of him was a group of white-faced, beardless, slender people, all dressed in court eunuch costumes.

There were about six or seven people in the group, all surrounding a 16-year-old child and committing tyranny.

God!What's happening here?Large-scale violence scene?

Surrounded by the high and low laughter of a group of eunuchs and the unyielding scolding of a young man.

The shrill voice just now came out in displeasure: "Gu Yu, go and splash him, go!"

After finishing speaking, he gave Gu Yu a strong push.Gu Yu staggered and shook his right hand, and a bowl of porridge was accurately poured onto the person on the ground.

With that thin voice, Gu Yu saw that Gu Yu had already poured the rotten porridge onto the people on the ground.He patted Gu Yu on the shoulder happily, and laughed loudly:

"Good boy, I knew you could do it. It's just the first time you've done it so well."

Gu Yu glanced at the empty bowl in his hand, then raised his head to see the dirt on the child on the ground, feeling a burst of consternation in his heart.

Did he participate in the violence?

"Get out, get out of here!"

The young man on the ground clenched his fists tightly, with bulging veins on his hands. He exerted so much force that his hands began to tremble violently, his face flushed red, and he bit his cheeks tightly.

"Fourth Highness, you'd better be good, otherwise it will be hard for Beauty Qiao, hahaha." A group of eunuchs turned around laughing and left.

Fourth Highness?Beauty Joe?

He raised his head and looked carefully at the dilapidated houses around him. There were some logs scattered in the yard, weeds grew in the gaps between the stones on the ground, and the windows of the house were opened wide.

This is all the plot of a novel he chased a few days ago.

I remember that at that time he still felt that it was fortunate that it was summer, otherwise he would have suffered from frostbite if he lived here without dying.

A few days ago, he read a novel "The Last Tyrant" recommended by his mobile phone.

The book records the story of the tyrant emperor who killed his brothers and sisters, killed the eunuch who imprisoned him, and was finally overthrown by the peasant uprising army.

The tyrant Shao Ze, at the age of weak crown, was supported by Gu Yu, the chief eunuch at that time, to ascend the throne.

In the early stage, he was a little puppet tremblingly, obeying the words of the chief eunuch Gu Yu in everything.

On the surface, he was obedient, but secretly a group of people rebelled, and finally made a perfect counterattack and successfully killed the eunuch Gu Yu.

But because of the long-term oppressive life, Shao Ze's heart changed.

During Shao Ze's reign, he abused punishments, increased taxes, and oppressed his servants wantonly, and finally the country was subjugated not long after.

Thinking of this, Gu Yu felt pain all over his body. The great eunuch Gu Yu in the book had the same name as him, but his life was not happy.

He was too impressed by the scene that just happened.

In the book, the great eunuch Gu Yu tasted the excitement that the people at the bottom can also bully the royal blood after being bullied this time.

From then on, Gu Yu often came here to pour rotten food on the tyrant Shao Ze, forcing Shao Ze to eat food with bugs in it, and so on.

And the ending of Gu Yu, the cannon fodder, was also very tragic. He clearly remembered the scene before Gu Yu's death:

After Shao Ze came to power, he stripped Gu Yu of his clothes and walked around the palace, then chopped off his limbs and put them in a slop bucket for a month.

Shao Ze felt that this was not enough to express the depression in his chest.

Then he ordered that Gu Yu, who had been exhaling too much and not breathing in, stripped naked and hung him on the city wall for people to watch.

The blood on his body dripped drop by drop into the soil under the city wall, and eventually he bled to death, and the body was thrown into a mass grave to be bitten by wild animals and poisonous insects.

Thinking of this, Gu Yu shuddered fiercely, forcing himself to calm down.

Either way, he now has a second life.

Even if it is cannon fodder, even if it is a eunuch, he will recognize it, and he wants to live.

Gu Yu swallowed his saliva and tremblingly looked at the boy in the ground.

As soon as he looked up, he saw the young man staring at him fiercely, and the murderous intent burst out of his eyes, which made Gu Yu turn around subconsciously.

Then he thought that if he left like this, he might have to go through the death situation in the book again, so he forced himself to go to Shao Ze's side.

Gu Yu squatted down, stretched out a hand, and said in a gentle voice: "Your Highness, I didn't mean it. Let me help you get up and change your clothes?"

"Get out." Shao Ze waved his hand violently and opened the hand stretched out in front of him.

"You don't need to be hypocritical here, do you think I will forgive you?"

No, you will not forgive me.

Gu Yu tried his best to smile, making himself look more peaceful and approachable:

"Your Highness, I was also persecuted. I'm just a little eunuch. How dare I come here to bully a nobleman like you?"

"Ah."

Shao Ze laughed mockingly, wasn't it all these slaves who took the initiative to tell the queen to come over and teach him lessons?

Not angry, not angry.Take a deep breath, take a deep breath.Think about the good life that can be far away from the protagonist in the future.

"Yes. You are right." The smile on Gu Yu's face widened, his eyes drooping.

After groping for a while, he took out a cotton handkerchief from his pocket, and gently wiped the food leftovers on Shao Ze's face.

As a face control person who has liked boys since he was a child, the boy in front of him can be summed up in four words: shocking and amazing.

Shao Ze has red phoenix eyes, with long eyes and slightly raised tails.His pupils are extraordinarily black, and when he focuses on you, you will feel that you are the only one in his world.

The high bridge of the nose and the red lips make this face more delicate.

Even though he is in a mess now, people can still feel his masculinity and nobleness.

God, why didn't the book say that Shao Ze is such a beautiful boy?It's the author's fault, isn't it?

"Come on, I'll take you to the house to change."

Gu Yu pulled up the boy who was on the ground with all his strength, and only when Shao Ze stood up straight did he realize that Shao Ze's foot seemed to be crooked.

Gu Yu sighed inwardly, and carried Shao Ze into the house regardless of the dirt on Shao Ze's body.

"Your Highness, please wait here for a while. I'll go and see the hot water." Gu Yu walked out without waiting for Shao Ze's reaction.

Shao Ze looked at the little eunuch who went out without paying attention to Gu Yu at all, and his face became even more gloomy.

I don't know who this person is. I really don't know if he has no hot water or is pretending.

Extremely hypocritical.

The corner of his mouth turned up to watch Gu Yu struggling to fetch water in the yard.

Shao Ze smiled coldly, walked to the bathroom next to him and quickly washed his body with cold water.

He didn't get out of the tub until his body was flushed, changed into brand new clothes and sat back in his original position.

"Your Highness, the water is ready, look..."

Gu Yu stepped in and saw the neatly dressed Shao Ze.

He glanced at the person who had already taken a shower, and then became hoarse.

"Have you finished washing?" Gu Yu murmured.

Shao Ze laughed, and the meaning of the smile was unclear: "How do I know if your slave has gone to call for a helper and won't come back for a long time?"

Slave... Gu Yu was stunned for a moment when he heard this word.

Yes, he is already in a feudal society now, so he can't call himself casually.

Thinking of this, Gu Yu felt pain in his heart.

He majored in acting when he was in college. After graduation, he was unwilling to work as an actor and decided to switch careers to start his own business.

In modern times, a performing arts company has just been established, and its business is booming, which is a good time for development.

If it weren't for those top relatives in the family who cling to him like blood-sucking bugs every day, he wouldn't have died suddenly from overwork at a young age.

There is no need to time travel to become a eunuch!He is no longer a man, who can bear this blow.

He was a 19cm man in his previous life! !

Shao Ze looked at the slave who dared to be in a daze in front of him, and his eyes were even more mocking.

He has endured so far for the sake of his mother and concubine in the harem.Otherwise, how could he be so big and not fight back?

If it weren't for his identity attracting attention in the palace and causing trouble, he probably doesn't want to talk to this person now.

"You go. If you look down on me, don't hang around in front of me."

Gu Yu waved his hands anxiously, his face flushed, "Your Highness, I just went to help you boil hot water, and I never called for any helpers. I am wronged."

"Okay, I just said a word and you refuted everything, so you don't take me seriously." Shao Ze ignored Gu Yu and got up and walked to the inner room.

"You..." Gu Yu subconsciously wanted to refute.

But he remembered his current status and situation, and now that he left like this, he might be held hostage by this tyrant!

Thinking of the way of death in the future, his body trembled, and he bent down and saluted.

"I...not, servant girl, servant girl is guilty, please punish me, Your Highness."

The look in Gu Yu's eyes was full of humiliation. This was the first time in 20 years that he called himself a slave.

Fortunately, he was originally a student of acting, so he has excellent adaptability, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to adapt now!

Just bear with it, after today you won't have to suffer this pain.

Immediately, he remembered that in front of him was the tyrant emperor who had killed countless people, and he was relieved a lot.

Gu Yu knew that the current Shao Ze must have hated himself.

Even the lowest servant in the palace like him dared to bully him and trample on him.

I remembered that although Shao Ze described in the book was the fourth prince in the palace, his biological mother was just a beauty.

And the biological mother was thinking about how to win the emperor's heart.Therefore, he never opened his eyes to look at him, and let his lowly servants, brothers and sisters wantonly bully him.

Blindly let Shao Ze be patient, let Shao Ze be obedient and docile.

It's also pitiful, the biological mother doesn't hurt, but the biological father ignores him.

It would be fine for such a child to be born in an ordinary family, but it is a pity that this is the darkest place in the palace.

"You are indeed guilty. You should be quartered and shredded into ten thousand pieces." Shao Ze looked like a wolf cub. His claws were not sharp yet, but he could already catch some weak prey.

"I beg Your Highness to show mercy." Gu Yu breathed heavily, his tone became more docile, and his body pressed down again.

Shao Ze looked at the respectful eunuch saluting in front of him, and his tone softened a bit.

After all, this eunuch still knew to stay to deal with the aftermath, and stayed to perfuse him, knowing that he would not dare to kill these eunuchs now.

"Since you stayed, then you should clean up the yard." Shao Ze's voice was hoarse, and he couldn't hear his emotions clearly.

"Yes."

"When will you finish packing, you are going back."

"Yes. The servant obeys." Gu Yu got up and walked to the yard, glanced around, and resigned himself to picking up a broom to sweep the ground.

Under the scorching sun, a figure was working conscientiously and diligently, his cheeks were flushed from the sun, and sweat dripped down his chin to the ground, which was already a puddle of water.

Gu Yu's body was already numb, he had been bent for too long and completely lost his intuition.

Now he is relying on a breath of air to support him, hoping that Shao Ze can forgive him for the sake of being so flattering.

Shao Ze looked through the window at the person who was cleaning there earnestly, his face softened rarely.

It's not that there is no obedience, it seems that this little eunuch still has some conscience.

A few hours later, the afterglow of the sun set and illuminated the earth.

Gu Yu stood up slowly supporting his knees, even though he was prepared in his heart, his waist softened and he fell down again.

How many years has he not had such a large amount of labor, and there were no intelligent robots sweeping the floor in ancient times.

After a moment of relief, with his right hand on his waist, he moved to the door, raised his hand and knocked on the door, with a hoarse voice:

"Your Highness, the servant has been punished, can you rest?"

Gu Yu waited outside the door for a while but no one in the room answered, he turned around and prepared to leave with a wry smile.

"Hold on."

Gu Yu stopped and replied meekly: "Your Highness, please give me your instructions."

Shao Ze's voice was slightly uncomfortable: "Today's matter is over, if we see it again in the future..."

"No, the servant girl will never come here again."

"Well, let's go."

After Gu Yu meekly said yes, he walked out of the courtyard step by step.

Although the waist is still painful, but the heart is cheerful.

The tyrant just forgave me. It seems that as long as I don't appear in front of him, I can avoid the tragic ending in the future, which is great.

At this time, a mechanical voice suddenly appeared in my mind, the voice was like the mechanical dullness of an intelligent robot:

[warn!warn!The host is detached, please adjust the status as soon as possible, please adjust the status as soon as possible. ]

"What's the sound?" Gu Yu frowned and looked around, but didn't see anyone.

[The system 'Save Poor Cannon Fodder' is at your service. This system is a system that combines wisdom and beauty. This system is in your mind. You can just talk directly to your consciousness. How are you, the host? ]

system?Gu Yu raised his eyebrows. He has read countless novels in his previous life and he knows this very well. It seems that this is the golden finger of time travel, right?

"What do you mean by adjusting the state? And what function do you have?"

[This system is the 'Save Cannon Fodder' system. As the name suggests, saving cannon fodder is to let cannon fodder get rid of the original fate and become the real protagonist, and live well in the world. ]

"Become the protagonist? Doesn't that mean you have to compete with the protagonist of this world? God, I don't want it."

Gu Yu recalled the scene of the tragic death in the book again in his mind, and his face turned pale with fright.

[This protagonist is not that protagonist, the host will understand later. ]

[Let this system introduce my functions.My role is to heal the host's body and provide various books for reference to improve the host's survival rate.How about it?Isn't it awesome? ]

Gu Yu was surprised when he heard the system introduction: "How to heal your body?"

[It is to allow the host's... to grow again until it returns to normal human size, so that the host can regain its glory. ]

[Of course, if the host is not qualified to complete, the previous growth value will be deducted.At that time, it will be restored to its current state. ]

Gu Yu raised his eyebrows, joy appeared in his eyes, and he said excitedly, "Then why are you standing there in a daze, hurry up and treat me now?"

[Host, you need to do the task to realize it.If you don't do the task, you will enjoy yg⑴ pain.Hee hee hee. ]

Hearing the piercing laughter in his mind, Gu Yu almost didn't catch his breath, and almost died on the spot: "What mission?"

[The task is to hurry up and hug the protagonist's thigh. The protagonist is the fourth prince Shao Ze.After gaining Shao Ze's trust, help Shao Ze ascend to the throne. ]

[Every time you help Shao Ze one step, the host's big baby will grow up, and you will be able to retire when Shao Ze ascends to the throne. ]

Gu Yu felt like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, his mind was stunned for a while.

He said just now that he would not come again, wouldn't he die faster if he went later?

Even if he is a student of acting, he can't ruin himself like this.

Forget it, he still doesn't recover his body, how can there be no room for him in such a big palace?

[warn!warn!Host, your thoughts are very dangerous. If you don't accept the task, your clothes will automatically fall off now, and you will enjoy yg⑴level ten pain. ]

[If you don't do tasks for a day, the higher the pain level will be.Host are you ready?Now start to enjoy it for 3 minutes, so that you will not take off your clothes for the first time. ]

"Well...."

Gu Yu didn't even finish digesting what the system said to him, and a sudden pain hit his body.

Gu Yu suddenly knelt on his knees and slammed on the ground with a loud bang.

The right hand was covering the place where the pain came from, the nails of the left hand were dug into the ground, the five fingers were bursting with blood, the teeth were biting the lip, the blood and sweat mixed and slipped down, and finally Gu Yu's eyes were darkened and he passed out on the side of the road.

The author has something to say: (1): yg = castration (I am afraid that Suowen can only write like this.)

(2) The presence of the system is not strong in the later stage, he is just a growth machine with no emotion.

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