Cannon Fodder Eunuch Self-Rescue Guide

Xiaolan tremblingly stepped forward to appease the irritable master; "Master, are you alright?"

"It's all right. That little bastard is a waste. He was very smart when he was young, but his talent has disappeared since he fell ill. The emperor ordered him to move out alone."

"Have you forgotten how much effort this little master has had to go to bed again?"

Xiaolan whispered, "No, I haven't forgotten."

Qiao Meiren sat quietly on the chair, thinking about what Shao Ze said, and thinking of the doll she was making, she was startled.

No, it wouldn't be that thing that was discovered, right?

"Xiao Lan, go and deal with that thing quickly."

Qiao Meiren grabbed Xiaolan's arm eagerly, and she sank into the flesh with such force.

Xiaolan endured the pain in her arm and rushed straight to the inner room.

He took out the box and hurriedly hugged it in his arms and left Qinghe Hall.Along the way, head down the path and go straight to the remote corner.

Xiaolan stopped at the edge of a lake, kicking heavily in her mouth.

She felt as if there was a small drum in her heart, beating non-stop.

The emperor forbids the use of any voodoo technique, and if it is found that it will kill the three clans.

The hand raised the box forward to throw it into the lake.

Unexpectedly, with a trembling hand, the box fell to the lake in an instant, and the contents inside rolled out.

The doll's body is covered with dense needles, a big hole is broken in the heart, and the corner of the doll's mouth is painted bright red.

Like a devil with a smiling face and a mouth full of blood.

Xiaolan put the thing into the box with trembling hands, looked around, and was relieved when she found no one there.

"Boom." There was a sound of falling water, and Xiaolan watched the box sink to the bottom before turning and leaving.

A pair of master and servant stood behind the rockery, and the woman in front was wearing a blue palace dress with a simple pattern tied around her waist.A little makeup is applied, and the expression is indifferent.

"Your Majesty, servant, did you see that it was a witchcraft doll just now?"

The eyes of Shiyan, the personal maid behind her, sparkled, and her tone inevitably revealed excitement.

"Go find someone to salvage it. This thing will save Qiaomei from dying."

Concubine Zhuang Yeran's tone remained unchanged from the beginning to the end, her indifference was terrifying.

"Yes. Empress, do you want to report tonight? Then Miss Qiao won't disturb you any more."

Ye Ran shook her head: "Salvage it up to see whose name is written on it, whoever it is, I will replace it with her son."

Fourth prince?

Shi Yan doesn't understand why her mother wants to deal with a person who has no sense of existence. Hasn't that person fallen out of favor a long time ago?

It also poses no threat to his own Third Highness.

"The Empress Dowager always pays attention to children, if she finds out about this, she will be furious." Ye Ran's eyes flashed a mockery:

"It's fine for the royals to ruin their own children, but if someone else curses this thing, it's a provocation."

Shao Ze returned to his residence in a daze along the way.

He could count on one hand the number of times he had seen his mother.

I still miss it when I was young, but when I grow up, I gradually understand that that person hates him so much that he wants to let him die immediately.

This time, he was also reckless.

As soon as I heard about my mother, I came to investigate and broke into my mother's residence without investigating.

If the mother didn't make a doll, wouldn't the relationship be far away after today's incident.

If you don't care so much in the future, it will be chaotic. As for the Jiang family matter that Gu Yu said.

He doesn't have that many connections yet, so let Gu Yu deal with it by himself.

"Is anyone there? Is the Fourth Prince there?" A clear female voice came from outside the door.

Shao Ze regained his composure and stood up, pushed open the door, and looked around: "Dare to ask who is the girl?"

Feng'er bowed profusely, with a patterned smile on the corner of her mouth: "This servant is Princess Duanmin's close maid, Feng'er, and the princess invites His Highness to attend the flower viewing banquet in three days' time."

Respectfully handing over a beautiful invitation card with both hands, Shao Ze hesitantly took it and opened it, and there was no ups and downs in his heart.

"I see, I'll be there on time."

"The slaves retire."

Shao Ze put the invitation on the table, staring at the post that was out of place in the room.

This post is too extravagant, and his room is too simple, it is simply a comparison of his status with Princess Duanmin.

When Gu Yu came over the next afternoon, the first thing he saw was this invitation on the table.

It seems that Princess Duanmin has already notified Shao Ze, so he doesn't have to repeat it from the beginning.

"Why are you here again? Is this your home?" Shao Ze rushed away impatiently.

Did he give this little eunuch some illusion recently that he came over again and again.

Gu Yu choked for a moment, looking strangely at the young man who lost his temper for no reason: "Your Highness is in a bad mood?"

He was about to reach out and touch Shao Ze's forehead to see if he had a fever.

Shao Ze frowned and waved his hand open: "Mother Concubine doesn't have any witchcraft dolls at all, where did you hear the news?"

Gu Yu looked at Shao Ze instantly: "It shouldn't be. The news cannot be inaccurate."

"Where did you get it? If my concubine had it, she wouldn't have driven me out. You have hurt me."

Gu Yu was dumbfounded: "The servants heard it from the imperial dining room..."

Shao Ze was dumbfounded: "I really believe your nonsense, you can come to this kind of place and tell me."

Gu Yu pursed his lips without making excuses, he could tell that Shao Ze was in a bad mood.

It may be that the anger received from Qiao Meiren has vented on him, or it may be that the witch doll did not appear at all.

After all, he came here and changed a lot of plots.

It's okay to make the thigh unhappy, it's also within his scope of work.

In the workplace in the later generations, he still coaxed the boss, but now his thighs are even more coaxed.

"Your Highness, the servant is indeed wrong. But you should trust the servant, the servant is really for your own good."

"If the matter of Qiao Meiren is really implicated in His Highness, then there will be a catastrophe."

Shao Ze silently listened to the people in front of him persuading him, he knew it was so.

But that doesn't make him a reason to believe 100% now.

He has suffered so much growing up alone, and he can't fail because of one person.

He wants to be above ten thousand people, has enough food and clothing, and wants people not to be bullied at will.

"What's the matter with you this time?"

Gu Yu was relieved when he heard that the subject had changed: "This servant is here to tell you that the princess is going to recite poems at the banquet."

Yes, this banquet was specially organized by the princess for Shao Ze.

Since Shao Ze attended the wedding banquet of Prince Huan, a series of unpleasant things happened in Prince Huan's mansion.

The princess thought it was brought about by Shao Ze's physique, and it was unknown in her bones.

The princess held this flower viewing banquet and invited her brothers and sisters who are still in the palace.

He was going to humiliate Shao Ze at the banquet and make this former genius ashamed and angry. It would be best if he could kill himself.

Shao Ze smiled, with a skeptical attitude: "I know, what kind of poems I can make, just let them laugh."

Gu Yu stared at Shao Ze dumbfounded. In the book, Shao Ze composed several poems on the spot.

It shows that he lives in a humble room but is still very talented.

Gu Yu got up helplessly, it seemed that he really shouldn't be here today, he was just making a fuss.

[Host, you should come.Regardless of whether the protagonist accepts it or not, but you have reminded him, then this is one of the small events, and this system will increase the growth value of the host. ]

Surprise flashed in Gu Yu's eyes: "How long?"

System mechanical sound: [+3mm]

Gu Yu: ...

He doesn't want to complain anymore, this system is really too picky.

I really don't know when he will be able to return to the state of his previous life.

The next day, Shen Shi and Shao Ze arrived at the place where Princess Duanmin held the banquet on time.

This weather is very good for this kind of banquet. Every master sits in the gazebo with a maid fanning behind him, making it cool and comfortable.

But all of this has nothing to do with Shao Ze.

Seeing that there was no seat for him in the gazebo, he smiled helplessly and could only stand under the sun, looking at the lotus in the distance.

The fifth prince, Shao Hua, is the only prince besides himself in the palace now, Shao Hua snorted coldly:

"Why is fourth brother standing under the sun? Could it be that he didn't see us?"

Shao Ze was speechless, he did nothing wrong, walked into the gazebo: "Eldest sister, second younger sister, third younger sister, fifth younger brother."

Princess Duanmin nodded her head reservedly, and pointed to a small chair next to her: "Sit wherever you want, what does it look like standing outside."

Shao Ze looked at the dilapidated chair in the corner, stepped forward and looked at it carefully.

She smiled knowingly, whether she was looking down on him or herself by playing this trick.

The four people in the gazebo eagerly waited to see the embarrassing image of the chair collapsing and falling to the ground the second Shao Ze sat on it.

But what did they see?

Shao Ze actually sat firmly on the broken chair.

This is impossible, Princess Duanmin gave Feng'er a hard look.

She smiled leisurely: "It doesn't make any sense for us to sit here, why don't we compose poems?"

"Okay, I like writing poems the most." Shao Hua laughed out loud, as if Lao Tzu was number one in the world.

Princess Duanmin didn't wait for the other two concubines to reply, she immediately made a decision: "Since we all agree, let's start."

Who agrees?Shao Ze smiled and shook his head, keeping his eyes on the scenery outside.

"Then let's use lotus as the theme, how about?"

"Okay." Shao Hua patted the table with his palm and stood up first: "I'll come first."

Shao Hua paced squarely, shaking his head with his hands behind his back, and recited his poems.

After reading the last sentence, everyone in the booth applauded loudly and applauded.

Princess Duanmin looked at Shao Ze, and smiled innocently: "Don't the fourth brother make a song? This princess remembers that you are a child prodigy."

Shao Ze sighed, looked at the princess sadly and lowered his eyes: "Elder sister, younger brother can't compose poems anymore."

"What can't you do?" Duan Min shouted loudly, with contempt in his voice.

Then he realized that the voice was too loud and hurriedly covered his mouth, looking at Shao Ze in surprise.

Princess Duanmin held the handkerchief and looked softly: "My sister didn't shout so loudly on purpose, I'm really surprised, don't blame my sister."

The author has something to say: Gu Yu: It took three times to grow a total of 1.6cm, heh, he is still a fart man.