Cannon Fodder Eunuch Self-Rescue Guide

In a blink of an eye, it was the Empress Dowager's birthday banquet.

Because of the good weather and good weather in Wei State this year, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the children of aristocratic families have entered the imperial court one after another.

The entire state of Wei presents a scene of prosperity.

Gu Yu has already been restrained by Duan Ye and has been studying brush calligraphy for half a month. After today, he can continue to study without going to the supervisor.

Those who can enter the Shang Xuejian are all candidates for the future imperial supervisor, and most of them are related to enter through the back door.

Of course, there are also those who rely on themselves, but very few.

"Gu Yu, today you will go with the emperor to the Queen Mother's birthday banquet."

Gu Yu looked up from the desk in a daze, and looked at the smiling Duan Ye in disbelief: "Master, you mean to let the servants go alone? What about you, won't you go?"

Duan Ye nodded, with an expression of "I like you, you can do it" on his face:

"Is it okay to just go to a banquet? What do you think you're going to do at the banquet? It's just that the emperor is kneeling behind his back and waiting for orders."

The corner of Gu Yu's mouth twitched, and he spoke lightly.

How long does it take for a whole banquet?At the banquet, he could only kneel on an empty stomach, watching those royal children have their own way?

"Slaves going to such an occasion will lower the standard of the birthday banquet."

The corner of Duan Ye's smiling mouth sank, and his voice lowered a little: "So you refused?"

Gu Yu: ...

Does he dare to nod with your expression?

This year's banquet is different from previous years. In previous years, a family banquet was held directly in the main hall at night, and it was over.I heard that this year it will be located in the middle of the lake.

Gu Yu followed the emperor all the way to the banquet venue.

Thinking that this lake was the place he had cleaned when he just crossed over, he felt dazed for a while.

It has been a long time since he came to this dynasty, so long that he thought he was originally from such a dynasty.

From the resistance of kneeling at the beginning to the ability to bend his spine without any pressure at the beginning, his change is really too great.

Sweeping his eyes unconsciously to the right, he found Shao Ze's figure in the shadow of the palace wall not far away?

[Warning, warning.Find the target person, find the target person. ]

Oh, it looks like that is Shao Ze, but what is he doing there?

It appears that he is holding a box in his hand.

Seeing that he could clearly see Shao Ze's figure after turning a corner, Gu Yu paused when he saw Shao Ze anxiously waving his hands to let him pass.

"Your majesty, this servant wants to congratulate you."

A trace of impatience flickered in Shao Jie's eyes: "Go quickly. I have to serve you later."

Gu Yu respectfully replied yes.

With his head down, he turned around and walked towards the shadowy place. If he remembered correctly, the Lenggong was not far from that place...

"Your Highness, did you call your servant over for something?" Gu Yu stood in front of Shao Ze with a puzzled expression.

Logically speaking, he shouldn't be called here now, especially since he was still with the emperor just now.

Shao Ze reached out and grabbed Gu Yu's hand to the area behind his back.

The tall body firmly blocked Gu Yu's body.The bodies of the two were close together without any gaps.

"This is you?"

Shao Ze raised his hand and hissed, looked aside, then mysteriously raised his hand and put the box in front of Gu Yu.

Looking at Gu Yu's suspicious gaze, he said anxiously, "Hurry up and take it, this is a gift I specially prepared for you."

Gift?But why do you prepare a gift for him when the New Year is not a holiday?

Shao Ze sighed, and stuffed it forcefully: "Take it, this is a box of jade. Use this in the future, don't use the other things."

Said it close to Gu Yu's ear: "Especially the fingers, it hurts the body. It will be more effective if it is clean and combined with a medicinal bath."

What the hell?

What fingers, what hurts the body, why can't he understand a word...

Under Shao Ze's expectant gaze, Gu Yu shook the weight of the box in his hand.

Hey, not to mention pretty heavy.It seems that it is really a box of jade?

"Your Highness, why did you send the slave jade?"

Shao Ze let go of Gu Yu and took a step back: "According to the information you provided, I have already found that Bu Yao, and now I have brought it here."

He was holding a purse in his hand, and in the purse was a walking rocker that looked old.

Gu Yu stretched out his hand to take Bu Yao and took a closer look, the copper rust was already showing on Bu Yao's body.

Bu Yao's patterns have also become filthy after years of underground corrosion.

This is really not a good birthday gift, whoever brings it out will get ridiculed at the banquet, right?

Gu Yu quietly lowered his eyes to cover the emotions in his eyes: "You, just believe what the servant said. Aren't you afraid that the servant is lying to you?"

Shao Ze sneered in his heart, if he lied to me, he had to be prepared to be retaliated by me.

Thinking that he is not a simple and ignorant child, how could he be cheated and not take revenge?

Shao Ze looked up at Gu Yu seriously: "Will you know it?"

Gu Yu said firmly, "No."

Shao Ze looked at Gu Yu without thinking about it for a second, and replied directly and loudly.

There was a hard bump in my heart, and I was a little moved.It's just that in the next second, he felt that he really answered quickly, as if he had rehearsed countless times.

Shao Ze showed a bitter smile: "If you lie to me, then I can't help it. This only shows that I'm stupid."

Just as Gu Yu was about to say something, he saw that Shao Ze had already shook his head and turned to leave.

At this time, there was a beep in my mind, and the mechanical voice sounded: "【+3mm】"

Gu Yu was stunned for a moment, then ecstasy appeared on his face: "Wow, after more than half a month, I finally increased my growth value again?"

[Yes, the host will continue to work hard. ]

[The growth value will continue to increase after today.Shao Ze could already be appreciated by the Empress Dowager today, but by now the atmosphere in the palace will change.This is all thanks to you as the host. ]

The corners of Gu Yu's eyes smiled: "How about it, let me just say that I'm better than the previous trash, right?"

[Yes.The wages of this system have increased again this month, hehe.Thank you, Master Host. ]

Gu Yu ignored the nervous system and walked into the pavilion with a sandalwood box in both hands.

Those who came to the banquet today were all the children of the clan and the royal family.

Therefore, when Gu Yu's familiar face suddenly came into everyone's view, the communication in the pavilion suddenly stopped.

Is this the lady Gu who was rumored with King Huan?It doesn't look like much either!

The queen mother asked in a kind voice: "What's the matter? Why is it so still suddenly? Aijia, let's see who is here?"

Gu Yu looked at the scene in front of him and panicked. What is the situation? Why did he come in like this?

He lowered his head and took a quick look at his clothes, there was nothing wrong with it.

Faced with the eyes of everyone, he walked calmly to the pavilion and saluted: "I have seen the empress dowager, I wish the empress dowager a blessing like the East China Sea, and a longer life than Nanshan."

The queen mother looked at Gu Yu below, doubts flashed in her eyes.

How is this a servant?Lifting his eyes, he couldn't understand, so he glanced at the emperor, and saw the emperor looking at the servant below with a smile on his face.

"Get up. Whose order are you here?"

Gu Yu lowered his head respectfully: "If you go back to the Queen Mother, the slaves are the personal servants who came with the emperor."

"Oh. The emperor's."

The Empress Dowager sighed inexplicably, looked at the different expressions of the people below, and was puzzled in her heart.

Is it possible that everyone knows such a servant, but Ai's family doesn't know?

The expression on his face was heavy: "What you are holding in your hand is a gift for Ai's family, right? Show it to Ai's family."

Gu Yu looked at the sandalwood box behind him with embarrassment.

Thinking that this was the first gift Shao Ze gave him, he really didn't want to give it away.

However, the current situation does not allow him to be presumptuous.

Forget it, this gift won't drop in price either. Didn't Shao Ze just say that it's a box of jade?

Gu Yu held the sandalwood box with both hands and bowed his head respectfully: "Yes, this is a box of jade articles. If you use this jade article with medicinal food, it will be very good for your body."

Shao Ze:......

The queen mother's expression changed, she didn't expect this servant to have a heart.

He was not in good health and needed jade to support him, so he sent a box of jade.

Such a big box must not be able to be done by a eunuch with only a salary, maybe it is the emperor's filial piety, right?

Seeing that the smile on the emperor's face grew wider, he became more and more sure of the idea that the emperor gave him.

"Bring it up."

When Shao Ze heard this, he hurriedly stood up and shouted, "No, not the emperor's grandmother."

Gu Yu looked back at the impulsive Shao Ze in surprise. In his impression, this person shouldn't be so impulsive.what happened to him?

Shao Ze didn't even look at Gu Yu and knelt on the ground: "Royal Father, Grandmother. Today is your birthday, how could you dirty your hands by accepting a gift from a servant girl?"

Just kidding, can that box of jade be given away casually?That's not a serious weapon!

"There happens to be a better gift than that from my grandson."

"Presumptuous." Shao Jie yelled angrily, "Do you still have the rules to speak wildly in public?"

The queen mother also stared at this unfavored grandson with an angry face, her face turned pale with anger: "You are not letting Aijia's health get better, curse Aijia!"

Gu Yu said anxiously when he heard the heartbreaking words: "Queen Mother, this is what the slaves are preparing..."

"Shut up." Shao Ze suddenly turned his head and yelled at Gu Yu.

Added to the chaos.If it wasn't for saving you, why would he come out now to make people disgusted.

Shao Ze took out a purse from his sleeve, and raised his hands above his head respectfully:

"Grandmother, my grandson knows that his gifts are not as good as those of his brothers and sisters, so he can only find someone to find such a walk. Please have a look."

Shao Jie became even more furious when he saw the tattered coarse cloth purse.

With a wave of the food whose sleeves were overturned, he pointed at Shao Ze with trembling fingers: "Get the hell out of here."

The queen looked at the shabby purse, and clicked twice: "If you can't find a gift, just forget it, how can you just find such a gift..."

He sighed faintly: "The concubine is too embarrassed to continue."

He shook his head with a smile, showing a shameful look on his face, but his eyes were smiling proudly at the purse.

This little bitch, will he go down to accompany his short-lived mother after today?

The empress dowager's chest heaved in anger, and it took a long time to slow down.

His eyes stared at that garbage thing in disgust: "You...you are going to die of anger and mourn your family."

The author has something to say: Afterwards, the Empress Dowager picked up a box of jade articles presented by Gu Yu, her face flushed red, and she became angry from embarrassment:

Empress Dowager: Come here, let Ai's family die with a cane.

Gu Yuzu!

season finale

感谢在2020-01-0221:16:27~2020-01-0423:31:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: go to bed 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!