Cannon Fodder Eunuch Self-Rescue Guide

A quarter of an hour later, Shao Ze's voice came again: "Are you still okay? Dirty fingers hurt your body."

Gu Yu's face turned red after he had finally cooled down, and he hurriedly opened the door and walked out.

"Okay... okay."

With his back turned, Shao Ze heard the sound of the door and voices, and slowly turned around to look at Gu Yu.

At this moment, Gu Yu's eyes were watery and blushed, his cheeks were flushed, his clothes were messy, and his right hand was trembling uncomfortably.

Gu Yu didn't know how his current appearance fell into Shao Ze's eyes.

His clothes are messy, but he hastily put them on just now, and his cheeks are flushed from pure embarrassment.

He was a chick in his previous life, so he never wanted to encounter such a situation.

Tsk, I can't tell.

This little eunuch is quite pretty, and is quite pleasing to the eye, but he doesn't behave very well, and he actually likes...

"Come here and sit down. You've just done some exercise and sweated. Sit down and rest for a while."

Gu Yu said embarrassingly: "No, there's no need. It's fine for the servant to stand, it's fine to stand."

Shao Ze's eyes sharpened: "Why, are you planning to disobey the order? Look down on me?"

After hearing this, Gu Yu hurried over to sit on the chair, and took a breath: "How can I look down on you."

Taking a deep breath: "You are the son of the real dragon emperor, and this is the little dragon. Of course, the dragon is noble, mysterious, powerful and intelligent. The servant is just a handicapped person, how dare you look down on you."

Shao Ze listened to Gu Yu's compliment with a stern face. He was still stern in the front, but he wanted to laugh more and more in the back.

Fortunately, he stopped teasing the little eunuch, sat up straight and looked at the little eunuch opposite.

"Your name is Gu Yu? What do you do?"

Gu Yu nodded, and replied cautiously: "Yes, the servant girl is cheap, and her name is Gu Yu. She is the eunuch who sweeps from the west."

Shao Ze suddenly realized, and then asked suspiciously: "Then why did it appear in my yard yesterday?"

Gu Yu choked for breath, clasped his hands together nervously, and said tremblingly, "Your servant yesterday...yesterday..."

Shao Ze smiled towards him: "Don't be nervous, speak slowly."

"Yes. The servant girl was tricked by Zhao He, the old eunuch just now."

Shao Ze raised his eyebrows in disbelief: "Cheated?"

Gu Yu nodded cautiously: "Yes, Zhao He lied to the servant that he could change jobs, and the servant came here. Who, who would have thought that it would be an insult."

Speaking of this, Gu Yu sped up his speech:

"The slave girl really didn't mean to splash you all over yesterday. Yesterday, the servant girl was almost terrified by what she saw in front of her. She was pushed in a daze, but she didn't hold it steady and spilled it all over."

After Gu Yu finished speaking, he got up and bowed: "Your Highness, this servant is willing to accept any punishment, and this servant knows his mistake."

Shao Ze looked at Gu Yu with neither sad nor happy eyes. It's ironic that he can be promoted here!

Take a deep breath: "Get up. It's not your fault."

"Thank you, Your Highness."

Gu Yu stood up, sat back to his original position, and quietly waited for the next trial.

"Then are you making up for me and pity me?"

Another proposition, God, it's too difficult for me.

Gu Yu replied in a meek voice: "Your Highness, do you want to listen to the truth or lies?"

Shao Ze's eyes were fixed, and the momentum rushed towards him.

Gu Yu felt all the pressure on his body, bent his waist a little, and said quickly:

"The truth is that the servant wants to help you. The servant knows that you may not need the help of the servant, but the servant is still useful. From now on, you can give the rotten food and rotten clothes to the servant..."

Shao Ze raised his hand to interrupt him: "You mean you want to be by my side?"

"Yes."

Shao Ze smiled inexplicably, neither agreeing nor refusing.

Shao Ze got up and walked into the house, a voice came from afar: "You can sleep outside tonight, if you feel sick to your stomach, go by yourself."

"Yes. The servant knows."

Shao Ze seemed to have thought of something, turned around and looked at Gu Yu, his eyes deepened a little: "Your voice is lower when you do other sports, so I don't care about your special hobbies."

Gu Yu's cheeks flushed red for the third time, and he explained anxiously; "I don't have any."

"Okay, you don't need to explain. I understand."

No, what do you understand, Your Highness?I don't understand it myself.

At this time, bursts of laughter came from Fenghe Palace.

The servants outside the door were all amazed, they didn't know what Eunuch Zhao He said to the empress when he went in, which actually made the empress laugh.

I don't know when was the last time I laughed like this.

Empress Jiang Yan asked happily: "What you said is true. Did you really see that little beast drink that bowl of porridge with ingredients?"

Zhao He smiled obsequiously, his face turned into a chrysanthemum, and his voice was pretentious:

"Returning to the empress, the servant saw the bowl of porridge that the Fourth Highness drank with his own eyes. He not only drank it but also licked it at the end."

"Hahaha." Jiang Yan laughed even more when he heard that he had licked it a few times.

"The little bastard also has today, so what if his mother's concubine's beautiful fairy descended to earth, she has big breasts and no brains, and for the sake of Chengen Yulu, she allowed me to torture his own son."

Zhao He agreed with a smile on his face: "Who made Qiao Meiren occupy the emperor for two whole months as soon as she entered the palace? Which empress in the harem doesn't hate her?"

Jiang Yan clapped his hands, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked when he smiled, and his face was also stunning, but it was a pity that he was overwhelmed by the vicious words:

"You said, it was a little eunuch named Gu Yu who brought the porridge in with his own hands?"

Zhao He nodded: "Yes, ma'am. The little eunuch is just a cleaning eunuch, and those who have no power and power just want to have enough to eat."

Jiang Yan nodded uninterestedly: "In this case, you should take good care of him, he is also a man to be made."

"Yes, ma'am."

"Go back."

Li Xia watched as Zhao He retreated and stepped forward to stretch out his hand to squeeze the Queen's shoulders.

He asked softly, "Your Majesty, are you going to promote that little eunuch named Gu Yu?"

Jiang Yan has nothing to do to relax himself:

"As long as you help me, it's good. What's more, these rootless people, if you give them some favors, they will bite like a dog. It's very easy to control."

Li Xia nodded, but his voice was still puzzled: "Then why bother looking for that Gu Yu, who knows if he really has no owner?"

Jiang Yan laughed, turned around and tapped Lixia's forehead: "You don't understand that, just let Hong'er bring in some poison to control him, so what if there is a master?"

"Where is the fourth prince?"

Jiang Yan glanced at Li Xia strangely when he heard the words: "His mother and concubine did occupy the emperor for two months, but you don't know, that little beast has a photographic memory since he was a child, he is proficient in poetry and books, and he can learn everything quickly."

"Ben Gong was afraid that he would affect Hong'er's future, so he wanted to kill him. Who knew that he was so lucky to live for so long?"

After hearing this, Li Xia suddenly realized that it was because she was afraid of seizing the throne, and she really thought it was because of the favor of the empress.

In the evening, Gu Yu lay on the couch outside and tossed and turned, unable to sleep.

This is his second night here, and he originally planned to stay away from the male lead from now on, but who would have thought that he would be forced to be together now.

Gu Yu thought of Shao Ze's behavior in the past two days, and he found that Shao Ze was not as weak and deceitful as the author described in the book, with no ambitions.

On the contrary, he discovered Shao Ze's cleverness during these two encounters.

How can a person who can survive in the palace without the protection of his mother and concubine have only such scheming, he believes that as long as he has a chance, he will seize it and climb up.

The author has something to say: Gu Yu: Curiosity kills people! !

Shao Ze: You don't need to say anything, I understand everything, I understand. (He raised his eyebrows and smiled ambiguously.)

Gu Yu: ...