Cannon Fodder Eunuch Self-Rescue Guide

When Shao Ze returned to the house, he immediately found a letter on the table that did not belong to the house.

Letters use the most common paper white hemp paper.

Ordinary people and scholars from poor families use white and jute paper.

White hemp paper is white on the front and smooth enough to write on, and slightly rough on the back.

But the advantage of this kind of paper is that it is tough and can be used for a long time, as long as it is not damp, it can be preserved intact.

Jute paper is made in the same way as white hemp paper, except that the paper is thicker than white hemp paper.

Logically speaking, this kind of paper should not appear in the palace, it would be too embarrassing.

The royal family generally uses high-quality rice paper, which is white in color, fine in texture, good in toughness and elegant in appearance.

In the past few days, he has been investigating cases outside this small courtyard and has never returned, and An Yi is not here either.

He also couldn't tell when the paper was released.

Shao Ze sat in front of the table and reached for the rough paper on the table.

Shao Ze frowned subconsciously at the touch of his hand, opened it and quickly swept it by candlelight.

[Tomorrow, banquet, poisoned. ]

Shao Ze's figure sitting on the chair remained motionless, his eyes fixed on the short words on the paper.

He also heard about this when he returned to the palace, the queen will entertain the fourth concubine tomorrow.

When he heard the news, he quickly thought that he wanted to divert his attention.Knowing Gui knew that the matter in the harem was not meddled by the prince, so he just laughed it off.

But what does it mean to send this paper to him?

There is no need to be surprised that the queen poisoned the prince. The prince made a big mistake. In order to prevent the emperor from deposing the prince, he could only use one big thing to divert attention.

But all this has nothing to do with him.

The prince's group thought that it was his first time to handle a case and he had to be caught before he could be let go. They never imagined that the emperor knew everything now.

At this banquet, as long as he waits for the group of women to finish fighting, he will have one less opponent, and he will not have to do anything at all.lest the emperor be dissatisfied.

After all, his emperor must know everything.

Jiang Yan, the queen of Fenghe Palace, leaned on the beauty bed and closed her eyes to rest.

The bedroom is covered with red and soft carpets, and there is a hollow carved phoenix and gilt incense burner in the middle of the room.

The fragrance rising from the stove wafts through the whole room, making people intoxicated.

There was a little softness in the lazy voice, and he closed his eyes and asked softly, "Is everything arranged for tomorrow?"

"Your Majesty, everything has been arranged." Kneeling at her feet, a handsome court lady was massaging her, and she replied quickly after hearing this.

"Well, don't worry about your work." Jiang Yan completely relaxed after hearing this, enjoying the proper massage from the maid.

She has been laughing from ear to ear ever since she found out that her son was going to be crowned prince. However, such a big thing happened before she was happy for a few days.

She was so anxious that she didn't know what to do.

It happened that one day her personal eunuch Zhao He came back and told her with a happy face that she could create a big show for the prince.

It was used to divert the emperor's attention and gave him a pack of colorless and tasteless poison.

After thinking for a few days, I finally decided to grit my teeth and help my son.After all, she can't lose the prince, she will definitely become the queen mother.

"Your Majesty, why did you tell Concubine Shu to bring your own princess?"

Jiang Yan laughed when he heard the people around him ask.

She wanted to poison and murder Concubine Hui, but she couldn't do it herself, so why not just use Concubine Shu's princess?

Who made her mother concubine also one of the four concubines.

If you want to blame, you can only blame the little girl for her bad luck and being reincarnated in Concubine Shu's belly.

Although Concubine Shu has no conflict of interest with her, but this time she has used her princess, and then I will arrange for Concubine Shu to sleep more and let her conceive another one.

That's what she did best.

The fourth concubine, who was in the harem at the end of the second day, arrived at the place of the banquet - Linglong Pavilion on time.

Linglong Pavilion is the largest theater building in the palace.

The first emperor thought that there were theaters everywhere in the palace, and it was a waste of living space, not to mention the long distance, so he ordered the construction of a special auditorium.

There are countless poor people and actors in Linglong Pavilion.

These people are all servants of the royal family and cannot be redeemed for a lifetime.

When the old man can no longer sing or dance, the emperor will naturally order him to be sent to another garden to be left to fend for himself.

The conditions were harsher than those of the maids and eunuchs in the palace.

But most of the people in Linglong Pavilion are voluntary - selling - themselves.The sacrifice of one person can be exchanged for countless benefits for the family.

It is stipulated in the palace that as long as one enters the house of Linglong Pavilion, one can get one ingot of silver.Many people will enter the pavilion voluntarily for this ingot of silver.

After all, so much money has been available for the family to live on for many years.

Empress Jiang Yan was sitting in the armchair in the middle and was talking to Concubine Xian in detail, her smile was just right.

She was wearing a brocade cotton gown with red flowers today, and a black velvet auspicious crown on her head, on which several huge oriental beads were trembling slightly.

It shows the dignity of being a queen but also reflects the queen's delicate and gorgeous beauty.

Concubine Xian was only roughly dressed in a green cotton gown, a few hairpins on her head, and a pair of jadeite earrings on her ears.Simple and elegant, fresh and natural.

Hearing that the queen is holding a banquet today, the emperor will definitely get news of a banquet of this scale, so she thought about it carefully.

Everyone must be dressed up today, if she can be fresh and natural, she will definitely attract the emperor's attention at a glance.

Concubine Xian thought of this, and raised her hand to touch the jadeite earrings on her ears.

Concubine Shu carried 14-year-old Princess Hejing and sat quietly in the chair, watching the empress and concubine Xian compete with each other.

It was enough for her to have a daughter, and she didn't want to get involved in the circle of these people.

The daughter is very safe in the harem. She can grow up and marry in peace, and she doesn't have to worry about offending any brother as a mother.

"Concubine Shu's complexion has become more and more rosy in recent days, presumably the life in the palace is very supportive."

Concubine Shu was stunned and looked up at the queen who suddenly spoke.

The queen had a smile in her eyes, and her eyes were gentle and gentle, as if she really cared about her daily life:

"The concubine is naturally living a very good life, but there are also some worrying things recently."

Concubine Xian stepped past the queen and spoke with a hearty laugh: "Oh? Come on, our concubine Shu has always been aloof from the world, so it's rare to hear your help."

Concubine Shu sighed, and lovingly touched He Jing's head beside her: "It's not that the princess has reached her age, but the choice of son-in-law has not yet been decided."

Hearing this, the eyes of Concubine Xian and Concubine Zhuang instantly shifted to Princess Hejing who was quietly sitting next to Concubine Shu.

Concubine Shu's family is not weak, if she can make the princess marry into her family, won't it make her son even more powerful?

For a while, everyone at the banquet fell silent, thinking about the children of the right age in their mother's family.

Those who have children naturally smiled again after a while.

I couldn't help being frustrated and thinking about writing to ask if there was a suitable one in the side branch of my family.

Concubine Zhuang wore a pink padded robe today.

The color is close to the true red that the main palace can wear, and the cotton robe is embroidered with gold thread, and the gold thread seems to be alive between movements.

She made her look even more beautiful, coquettish and timid, with a stream of spring in her brows and eyes.

Yesterday, her son told her that the queen would definitely do something today, and asked her to stay away from the queen and asked Duan Ye to send an antidote kit just in case.

Once the queen falls today, she must take the position of queen, so that her son will be a legitimate son.

Concubine Zhuang squinted at the empress who was sitting on the main seat. The empress seemed to be too concerned about Concubine Shu because something was wrong today.

"Concubine Shu, can I let Bengong take Princess Hejing to play?" Concubine Zhuang smiled warmly and sincerely.

The fight between such a small child and adults cannot let this little girl suffer.

Concubine Shu's eyes flashed with surprise, she smiled and stroked He Jing's back, her eyes looked at He Jing: "Go and say hello to your Concubine Zhuang."

Princess Hejing is wearing a pretty bright yellow dress today, her voice is soft and clear, very pleasant to hear.

She looks innocent, delicate and timid, with flushed cheeks, and she has an elegant bearing despite her young age.

Walking obediently in front of Concubine Zhuang, she greeted Concubine Zhuang with a crisp voice, "Hello, Concubine Zhuang."

Concubine Zhuang smiled and stroked the hairpin on Fu Hejing's head, and calmly applied a small piece of antidote to the hairpin.

Picking up the fruit wine she had just poured out from the table, she picked it up and handed it to He Jing.

Looking at He Jing expectantly, he smiled: "He Jing should drink this."

His voice was a little weaker, and he looked at Concubine Shu who was watching closely from behind through He Jing: "This is the fruit wine that your mother and concubine won't let you drink."

He Jing's eyes lit up instantly, and he abandoned his dignified demeanor.

The voice imitated Concubine Zhuang's voice: "Mother Concubine Zhuang, you can't tell Concubine Mother. Otherwise, she will definitely say that it is not good for our women to drink too much."

Concubine Zhuang laughed when she heard the words, and glanced behind He Jing again, her voice was a little nervous: "Drink it quickly, your mother and concubine are in a hurry."

He Jing hastily swallowed the fruit wine in the glass in one gulp, raised her head and smiled at Concubine Zhuang.

This smile was full of sincerity, and he turned and ran back to his concubine mother.

Concubine Zhuang looked at He Jing and sat down, not forgetting to stick her tongue out at her, smiling and shaking her head.

It's good to be young, maybe she was so innocent and cute back then, life in the palace forced her to become a scheming woman.

He Jing's hairpin has just been smeared with medicine, and the wine is mixed with medicine.

The child should be fine. I don't know when the queen's plan will be implemented, and I can't see it now.

But she didn't just want He Jing to marry into her mother's family to help her son.

What's more important is that she can't see that she will use the life of a junior to gain a position.

Adults' affairs are settled by adults, so what's the point of sacrificing a child at will?

The queen saw that the people around her were almost chatting, and glanced sideways at Li Xia who was standing behind her.

Li Xia suddenly understood and retreated quietly.

The queen raised her hand and clapped her hands twice: "Today, although we are in Linglong Pavilion, I don't intend to let my sisters watch the show."

He looked around at the four people with different expressions for a week, saw Concubine Hui come in without saying a word, and smiled at her:

"Today, I got a new pet and I want everyone to come and enjoy it."

"Hold in." Jiang Yan shouted loudly.

Two young eunuchs outside the door walked in with a young white tiger in their arms.

The white tiger in his arms looked sullen and listless, with its tail drooping.

The mouth is open but no sound comes out, and the snow-white fur all over the body is dim.

Concubine Hui's eyes lit up, she stood up and wanted to hug her: "Madam, this little tiger is so pretty. Can I let my concubine hug me?"

The queen sneered, knowing that Concubine Hui liked these fluffy things, it was rumored that she had to sleep with fluffy toys in her arms.

The queen glanced at Li Xia, who immediately nodded slightly.

Jiang Yan was relieved, and smiled at Concubine Hui: "Concubine Hui, this animal must be hungry, you see it looks bad, lying there motionless, or you can feed it with something?"

Concubine Hui took a closer look at the little tiger on the ground, and it was indeed lying there motionless as the queen said.

And there is no sound, it seems that the spirit is not very good, I don't know if it is sick?

Concubine Hui ordered the maid beside her to pick up the porridge on the table and put it in the little tiger's mouth.

Eyes closely watching the little tiger's every move.

Seeing the little tiger on the ground, he just lazily raised his eyelids and opened his mouth to make a sound, but no sound came out.

The little tiger slapped his paw on the ground irritably, a tear suddenly flowed from the corner of his eye.

Concubine Hui snorted, and pointed at the little tiger on the ground with her green nails painted with Kodan: "Empress Empress, the little tiger must be sick. I kindly ask the imperial doctor to come and treat me."

The queen glanced at the animals on the ground hesitantly: "Well, this is an animal after all. There is no veterinarian in the Tai Hospital. I'm afraid they won't come."

Concubine Hui's face was full of anger, and she stared at the queen with fixed eyes: "Since the queen wants to be famous, then the concubine will ask for it herself."

Turning her head, she ordered Li'er, the maid of honor who followed her, "Run away and bring me an imperial physician back."

Li'er leaned over and responded crisply, then turned around and was about to run out the door.

Concubine Xian looked at the empress's livid face, and yelled angrily: "Nonsense. Concubine Hui, please calm down first, maybe this tiger is sleepy?"

Concubine Xian looked at Concubine Hui's red eyes staring at her, and sighed: "You are going to call the imperial physician rashly now, if there is nothing wrong with the imperial physician..."

Then tomorrow, Yushitai will be able to impeach the fifth prince for disrespecting the imperial physician and deliberately humiliating him in the early court.

Concubine Hui understood what Concubine Xian had said.

It's just that she is used to living recklessly, and she never sees these fluffy animals getting hurt.

Besides, this matter was done by one of her concubines, at worst, she and the emperor will personally plead guilty.

Concubine Hui turned her head to see Li'er was still standing there, her eyes were raised: "Why don't you go quickly, why are you standing there?"

Empress Jiang Yan's face remained ashen all the time, vividly interpreting the emotions of a concubine contradicting the empress.

Anyone who looked at it felt that Concubine Hui was too ignorant of the rules.

But who knew that the Queen's heart had already burst into laughter.

Last night, she asked Zhao He to bring the medicine that could affect the spirit of the tiger, and handed it to Concubine Shu's maid who sorted the clothes.

Concubine Shu likes to wear aromatherapy balls around her waist. As long as the medicine is put into the aromatherapy balls, the medicinal properties emitted by the aromatherapy balls will definitely be released.

The real poison is on the tiger, and no one will be able to find out about her.

The imperial doctor was ordered by Concubine Hui, the medicine was distributed by Concubine Shu, and the tiger was reported by the little eunuch.

No matter how much you check this link, you can't find Fenghe Gong's head.

She doesn't care what the effect is, as long as she looks away.

"I have seen the empress, I have met all the empresses."

The doctor from Taiyuan Hospital was coming with a medicine box on his back. He glanced at the quiet atmosphere in the room and sighed.

Everyone in the Tai Hospital was unwilling to come when they learned that they were treating animals, but he followed him as soon as he entered the Tai Hospital.

The queen glanced at someone she was not familiar with, but it didn't matter: "Show me, and tell Concubine Hui well."

Zhang Zheng stepped forward helplessly, squatted down to check carefully.

He touched the tiger's back with his hand and pressed it, and then carefully looked at the little tiger's tongue, and opened his eyelids to take a closer look.

Zhang Zheng stood straight and bent over, with a heavy voice: "If you go back to the empress, it's poison."

"Ah?" Concubine Hui covered her mouth in surprise and took a few steps back, staring at the tiger on the ground in panic.

Empress Jiang Yan saw that everyone in the room looked unhappy, and felt even happier.

Jiang Yan's stern voice came quickly: "Do you know what kind of poison it is? Can it be harmful to people?"

He raised his hand and squeezed the handkerchief and wiped his eyes pretendingly: "You must not harm the younger sisters."

Zhang Zheng felt even more helpless in his heart, it seemed that he had stepped into the vagina of the harem.

No wonder the master told him to be cautious when working in the palace: "If you go back to the empress, this poison can only work once, and it will not seriously harm the bodies of the empresses."

Concubine Zhuang glanced at the corner of the Queen's mouth that was trying to suppress it, and smiled mockingly: "Then do you know how to do it?"

"The poison is obtained by the fragrance from the incense burner. It's just that this tiger drank it directly. Therefore, it didn't die immediately. If the poison is too strong, it will die."

incense burner?

Everyone looked around for a week and saw that there was no incense burner in the hall, and the room was lightly refreshing and there was no fragrance.

Empress Jiang Yan waved her hand and gave Zhang Zheng an order: "Maybe you can smell the fragrance in the room?"

Zhang Zheng smiled wryly, the imperial doctor's nose is real, but how can he say that he can smell it now?

"Returning to your mother's words, my minister is not good at learning, and I can't smell it anywhere in the room."

The queen sighed faintly, and said in a light tone: "Forget it, you can go back."

Concubine Zhuang smiled and watched the empress' expressions and movements.

Unexpectedly, the empress is much smarter today, instead of poisoning people directly, she intends to disturb the calm water in the harem.

This idea is wonderful, if a concubine gets sick directly at the queen's banquet, I'm afraid the queen will not be able to escape the responsibility.

Now it's just an animal being poisoned, and the queen is in charge of the seal of the first palace and has the right to investigate.

I was afraid that some concubines with bad intentions would be found out, so I raised my eyes to look at the queen again, and then lowered my eyes.

Both she and her son are pure in the outside world, so this matter can't involve themselves and let's just watch the show.

Jiang Yan turned his head and looked at Zhao He who was standing behind: "Go and report to the emperor what happened here, be sure to invite the emperor to come."

"Yes."

Zhao He hurriedly ran towards the Qinzheng Hall.

In his heart, he wished that he could grow a few more legs now, the time when the emperor arrived for a stick of incense, so that the queen's next good show could be carried out as early as possible.

Gu Yu stood outside the gate of Qinzheng Hall, and saw Zhao He's figure coming from the direction of the harem from a distance.

With eyes narrowed, Zhao He, a villain who tends to be intimidating and flattering everywhere, can actually do so well now.

It's really a scourge that has lasted for thousands of years, and the "honest man" Shao Ze was bullied.

Zhao He hurriedly stood outside the gate of Qinzheng Palace.

When he saw Gu Yu who he personally brought back from the sweeping place, his heart skipped a beat.

Bending over with smiling eyes: "Lord Gu, could you please inform the emperor. A major incident happened in the harem, and the empress is not sure."

Gu Yu glanced at Zhao He who was nodding and bowing to him, and grinned at the corner of his mouth: "Oh, what is Eunuch Zhao's name, Mr. Gu? We are all the same. You wait for me to go in and report to the emperor."

"Hey, hey. Go slowly." Zhao He bent his waist again, his eyes were almost invisible when he smiled.

Gu Yu gently pushed open the door, walked around the table in the room, and walked to the emperor who was reviewing the memorial.

Bending down: "Your Majesty, Zhao He, the personal servant of the empress outside the door, is asking to see you."

Shao Jie paused his brush, and frowned.

Zhao He?He came here at this time, probably because the queen's scheme in the harem has already been completed, right?

"Let him in."

Gu Yu went out and led Zhao He into the hall.

Gu Yu stood quietly behind the emperor, watching Zhao He kneel and salute.

I wanted to laugh even more, this person was saluting to the emperor, and he was standing behind the emperor, so rounding up was saluting to himself.

Hey, interesting.

"My maidservant has seen the emperor." Zhao He lowered his waist, not daring to take a breath.

Although he had met the saint several times, every time he was frightened by the emperor's gaze and dared not move.

Shao Jie glanced at Zhao He with cold eyes: "But what's the matter with the queen?"

Zhao He didn't get permission to get up, so he could only answer on his knees.

The voice became more and more respectful: "If you go back to the emperor, a colorless and odorless poison was found in the harem. This poison is distributed by fragrance."

"Now the Empress can't find the source of the distribution, so I'm here to ask the Emperor for help."

Can't find it?Shao Jie sneered.

He received the news this morning, the queen had been busy all night last night.

This is to be poisonous and must be foolproof. How to know where to drop the poison when you poison it, but now you can't find it.

ridiculous!

"Oh, I don't solve crimes. What's the use of asking me to go."

Zhao He choked, he didn't expect the emperor to directly reject him.

He stammered and said: "Yes, but you are the master of the world, your majesty, there are poisoned people in the harem, and... also..."

Shao Jie finished approving another memorial and dropped the brush in his hand: "Okay, tell me who was poisoned? Which concubine?"

Zhao He's body trembled a bit, which made him how to answer.It's just that an animal really doesn't need the emperor's help.

The sarcasm on Shao Jie's face became more serious: "No way, you lowly slave are deceiving me."

After finishing speaking, he suddenly raised his voice: "Come on, pull it down. You will die with the stick."

Zhao He was so frightened that he kowtowed, and shouted miserably: "The emperor spares my life, spares my life."

The guard outside the door came in and dragged Zhao He's body, and dragged him outside the door expressionlessly.

Seeing that kowtowing didn't work, Zhao He shouted anxiously, "It's a little tiger that's been poisoned, it's poisoned."

"Shut up and stick to death outside the door."

Shao Jie's eyes became even colder, and the guard covered Zhao He's yelling mouth with a big hand, and dragged him out silently.

Shao Jie turned to look at Gu Yu's pale face.

The coldness in the voice has not dissipated: "Go and open the door, I will watch him die."

Gu Yu shook his body, and answered yes in a low voice.

Shao Jie looked at the opened doors and laughed.

Is the Jiang family really deceiving people too much and treating me like a fool?In my harem, I actually dare to direct and act on my own, poisoning things.

The queen is really arrogant. From the look of the queen, it can be seen how the Jiang family doesn't take themselves seriously.

Let's kill the chicken first to frighten the Jiang family, and in the future, the Jiang family will die magnificently, leaving no bones left!

The author has something to say: the queen smiled proudly: that's great, the matter is done, and one step closer to being the empress dowager.

The emperor took a cool look: How could it be better to let her die?

顾余：...一言不合杀人什么的，差点没有把我也送走。感谢在2020-02-0521:47:35~2020-02-0723:25:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 8 Han Yu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!