The hero under the sakura tree of Naruto

The apartment was not too big or too small, and it was filled with young ninjas, who were divided into two groups and sat on the sofa facing each other.Kaguya-kun Maro, Shiro, Uchiha Itachi, and Libra Shigego sat on one side, and Uchiha Sasuke, Ghost Light Suigetsu, and Uzumaki Karin sat opposite.None of them spoke, seven pairs of fourteen eyes, you look at me, I look at you, just let the living room filled with a tense atmosphere.

Whirlpool Chunwo was preparing snacks and tea in the kitchen, and she was humming a little tune without worrying that people in the living room would fight.With Kaguya-kun Maro and Shiro here, they won't lose if they really fight. Besides, judging from the current situation, Uchiha Itachi and that good friend named Tianshuang Shigego, Kaguya-kun Maro are all them Here, in terms of heads, they have already won.

Time in the living room seemed to stand still. When Swirling Chun came out of the kitchen with the tray, they were the same as before she entered the kitchen, without moving a bit.Walking in front of them, put the snacks and tea on the tea table, Uzumaki pulled the small stool beside Kaguya Junmaro and sat down, saying: "You plan to see me, I will see your arrival Is it old?"

Feeling a chill in their hearts, they quickly withdrew their gaze from each other.

"Stupid... woo..." Uchiha Itachi was about to speak first, but he only spoke halfway when Shiro, who was sitting beside him, stretched out his hand and twisted his arm.Frowning tightly, Uchiha Itachi looked sideways at the whites of his eyes, and there was a deep black in his blood-colored pupils.

Bai didn't look at him, but smiled at Uchiha Sasuke and said: "Sasuke, counting the time, it's been three years since I saw you. Last week, when Naruto came to visit us, he specifically complained about the last time they went to Yinnin Village. I'm looking for you, we've met each other, why don't you just run away without talking about the old days? How rude, after Naruto came back, he talked about you for a long time."

"..." Itachi Uchiha Sasuke, who was already in a good mood, made Uchiha Itachi noble and glamorous, because of Shiro's words, the expression on his face that he had just put on was abruptly distorted.

Uzumaki Kaphos raised her eyebrows, and she stretched out her hand to wrap Sasuke Uchiha's shoulders, as if declaring her victory. "Sasuke is mine, that Naruto in your family can go and cool off, hum!"

Silently, she reached for the plate of biscuits in the middle of the coffee table, because she was sitting on a small stool, Uzumaki couldn't reach the plate with her hands.Puffing her cheeks, she didn't hear Uzumaki's announcement at all, and all her thoughts were on the plate of biscuits.

At this time, a slender white hand pushed the plate towards her for her.Lifting his head sideways, he saw Kaguya-kun Maro get up halfway and take the plate in for her. "If you want to eat, just stand up and take it." This is my own home, and Uzumaki's behavior seems too polite.

Picking up a biscuit and stuffing it into his mouth, Uzumaki muttered, "You guys are so serious, I'll spoil the atmosphere by standing up and taking the biscuit."

Don't you spoil the atmosphere now?

Sasuke Uchiha slandered in his heart.

"Miss Xianglin." Bai smiled and called Uzumaki Xianglin's name. "Sasuke, he is Naruto's fiancé. Please take the hand off Sasuke's shoulder, okay? Leaning into someone's corner in front of their elders, this is the behavior of a mistress, and it's not advisable."

"Sasuke is mine, he won't marry a woman from your Uzumaki family!!" Uzumaki Karin originally thought that Uzumaki Naruto was a man, but now it seems that the other party is a girl at all.

"Sorry, women from the Uzumaki family won't marry into the Uchiha family either." Kaguya-kunmaro sneered, stretched out his hand, and scooped up Uzumaki who was sitting on a small stool and was still eating biscuits. into his arms. "Tsubaki is my wife. In the future, the surname will be Kaguya, not Uchiha."

"..." Bai's forehead twitched even more violently.

Uchiha Itachi, who continued to have facial paralysis, held the teacup in both hands, with an expression that remained unchanged.

"Who said her, I mean Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto!" Uzumaki Kaorin shouted dissatisfied.

"Sorry, I think you misunderstood, Naruto is a man from the Uzumaki family, not a woman." Bai sighed and replied.

"..." Whirlpool Xianglin was stunned.

She must have listened in the wrong way just now, otherwise why did she hear a strange answer?

Taking advantage of this gap, Uchiha Sasuke pulled away Uzumaki Karin's hand that was still on his shoulder, and frowned tightly, expressing that he didn't like the current atmosphere of speech at all.Shouldn't he be allowed to start the great cause of revenge?Why didn't he give him a chance to brew his emotions before turning the topic to a strange point?The target of revenge, the target he wants to kill is right in front of him, what are these people doing?Also, what is Uchiha Itachi doing? ?

Uchiha Itachi didn't pay much attention to Uchiha Sasuke, he was paying attention to Shiro the whole time, and he could notice just a subtle movement.

Eating biscuits, Uzumaki leaned against Kaguya-kunmaro, and the warm body temperature transmitted through the cloth made her a little sleepy.

Patting her head, Kaguya-kun Maro asked softly, "Sleepy?"

"It's a little bit, it's nothing, you guys continue." Uzumaki tried to open his eyes wide, took a deep breath, and kept awake.

She slept a little late last night, so that now she feels sleepy when she is free.

"Uzumaki Naruto is a man?" At this time, Uzumaki Xianglin burst out loudly, awakening Uzumaki Tsubaki who was sleepy.

"Xiaoming is carrying a handle, I'm sure of that."

"When we went to take a bath in the big bathhouse, Naruto followed us into the men's bathhouse. He has never been to..." Bai originally wanted to explain that Uzumaki Naruto would not go to the women's bathhouse, but before he could say anything, he stopped.In the past three years, I accompanied Zilai to collect materials. I don’t know how many times Naruto Uzumaki went to the ladies’ bathhouse. Every time they received a lot of bathware, all of them were thrown out by the girls in the ladies’ bathhouse. .

"Looks like I've been to a ladies' bathhouse." Uzumaki Xianglin answered Bai's words. "I've been in it before, so you still say he's not a woman?? Do you think I'm easy to fool? Unless he's a pervert, how could he go into a ladies' bathhouse??"

Uzumaki Xianglin's words were too difficult to refute, and Bai didn't know how to fight back for a while.

Because no matter how he fights back, the reason is not on Uzumaki Naruto's side.

There are generally only two kinds of people who go to the ladies' bathhouse, one is girls, and the other is perverts.

Uchiha Sasuke's frowning brows became even tighter, and he looked at Shiro with very strange eyes.

The look in the white eyes seems to be blaming him for not watching Naruto Uzumaki properly, making Naruto Uzumaki a pervert who went to the women's bathhouse to peep in just three years.

The blue veins on the forehead suddenly bulged, Bai looked at Uchiha Sasuke and said with a smile: "If it wasn't for someone who left the village and injured his fiancée and fled, Naruto would not follow Jiraiya-sama, the one who came out The famous pervert is all over the world going in and out of places he shouldn't be in."

Sasuke Uchiha choked on a single sentence, and he couldn't say a word of rebuttal.

No way, it was indeed he who defected from the village three years ago and injured Uzumaki Naruto.

"Xiaoming went to the women's bathhouse for work. He is not a pervert, nor is he a girl. He is a boy. I am sure. When I was a child, I bathed him, and he was clearly a boy or a girl." Wei Weichun suddenly Open your mouth and say.

"The job he is doing is really special." The corner of the whirlpool Xianglin's mouth twitched.

"No way, who made him follow an unreliable teacher? Whether it is Kakashi-sensei or Jiraiya-sama, they are all well-known perverts in the village." Uzumaki Tsubaki sighed.

"..." Bai was beside him, the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely.

He wanted to say, is it right to bring Hatake Kakashi?Although the other party likes to watch "Kissing Paradise", he is really not a pervert...Probably... However, Kakashi Hatake did not go to the ladies' bathhouse to watch the girls take a bath. Mukakashi is not a pervert.

"Kakashi has become a pervert?" Sasuke Uchiha was obviously shocked.

Three years, what happened?

"He likes to watch "Massacre in Paradise", and he blush every time he watches it," said Uzumaki.

"..." What could this represent?Does that mean he's a pervert?

"Would you be a pervert if you watched "Intimate Paradise"?" After a long silence, Guideng Shuiyue opened his mouth. He pointed to himself and said with a grin: "Then I am also a pervert, right? "Intimate Paradise" is pretty good, and I also Look." After finishing speaking, his mouth opened wider, and his jagged teeth looked so awkward at this moment.

Uchiha Sasuke raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brows, he felt that the topic seemed to be developing in a more and more strange direction.

"Wait a minute." Uzumaki Karin, who seemed to realize that the topic had been bypassed, suddenly stood up from the sofa and screamed, "You said Uzumaki Naruto is a man? Since he is a man, how can he be with Sasuke!!"

"Can't be with Sasuke if he's a man?" Uzumaki Tsubaki was puzzled.

What's the matter with the boy, their Uzumaki Naruto is so cute, he looks no better than other girls.

Having said that, she puffed up her cheeks slightly, expressing her dissatisfaction.

"Two men don't have true love!" Uzumaki Xianglin said.

"A man and a woman don't necessarily have true love together." Uzumaki muttered softly.

"The two men are not suitable at all." Uzumaki Kaphos continued.

"It's really inappropriate for you to be with Sasuke."

"Where is it inappropriate, you can tell me!!" While talking, Uzumaka sat down, approached Uchiha Sasuke, and took his arm.

"Gender inappropriate."

Kaoru holding Sasuke Uchiha's arm, Suigetsu Uchiha grinning, Sasuke Uchiha twitching slightly, Itachi Uchiha who continued to face paralysis, Shiro who raised his hand to caress his forehead, and Shiro who was not at all in the situation Libra Shigego and the expressionless Kaguya-kun Maro who was holding the Uzumaki Tsubaki and the other six: "..."

The language function is completely lost at this moment.

After a long while of silence, Uzumaki Xianglin replied. "Man and man, what do they look like?"

"Same-sex attracts, opposite-sex repels, this is the truth." Whirlpool Chun said coolly.

"Then what are you with him?" Pointing at Uzumaki Tsubaki and Kaguya-kun Maro, Uzumaki Xianglin was completely blown away.

"Ajun and I are true love."

"You are male and female."

"Wrong, I'm actually a man." Sometimes it's really shameless to be a human being, and Uzumaki did it.

She said that she was a man in front of so many people without changing her face or heartbeat.

The corner of Bai's mouth twitched again, he wanted to say that Uzumaki really won, in order to win happiness for his younger brother, is he really a real man by saying that he is a man?

"Male? You are a man, you liar? What is that bulge on your chest?? Meat bun??"

"It's an apple." As he said, Uzumaki silently took out two apples from the chest of his clothes.

Oops……

This time, she completely embarrassed everyone present.

"Do you want to eat?" She ate one, and she handed the other one to the whirlpool.

Staring at the glowing red apple, Uzumaki Xianglin really felt that she was going crazy.

Still, she took the apple.

The red apple is bright in color, and there is hot human body temperature on it, which is the body temperature of the whirlpool.

"Is... is she really a man?" This question was asked by Kaguya-kun Maro.

"En." Nodding his head, Kaguya-kun Malu lovingly patted Uzumaki's head.

"..." Bai completely buried his face in his palm.

Kaguya-kun Maro, it's muddy!Is it really good to play with Xiaochun like that?

Blacking yourself is wrong! !

The vortex that was scorched inside and outside by the truth was petrified.

Uchiha Sasuke, who was hit by a bolt from the blue sky, wanted to rush over, shaking Uzumaki's shoulder, begging her to stop messing around!

Also, Kaguya-kun Maro, where is your bottom line?Uzumaki is just messing around, why are you messing around with me?

It's crazy enough!

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