Fall in love even with low EQ [Quick Transmigration]

As clever as it is clumsy, the sound of the big sound is rare.A few centimeters of baht is a commendation.Worms peck open beams and pillars, mosquitoes and horseflies walk cattle and sheep, so the sages are very careful.There are very few husbands who are famous in history, and the rest are mediocre.Or if you are not lazy, it is really hard to do.It seems that Dao Chong uses it or not, and Yuan is like the ancestor of all things.And the light and the dust, thinking belongs to the wind and cloud. ① "Boy, concentrate!"

Feng Wu, who was dizzy and dizzy, was a little dazed with his chin sticking out. When his eyes were fighting up and down, he suddenly jumped up when he heard this sound.His knee was hitting the wooden table, and he grinned in pain.Rubbing, Feng Wu turned to look at the scroll on the wall behind him with some complaints: "Smelly old man, what are you doing to scare me?"

On the picture scroll, the old man is still sitting cross-legged on the bow of the boat, holding a fishing rod and looking at the river: "Humanity and nature are one, so there is nothing to be afraid of."

"I'm not human..." Feng Wu was stared at by him, and he sighed, "But you can't keep me locked up like this." He looked around while talking, "It's dark and deserted here, completely It’s not good for me to study! I can’t read the words clearly.”

"If you don't know what to do, if you don't know what to do." The old man waved his fishing rod, and for some reason, the hut suddenly became brighter.

Feng Wu was amazed, the old man glanced at him and continued to stare at the water surface: "To survive in adversity, you need to pay more attention!"

Being forced to study or something is the most annoying thing!Besides, you are not a good master of my Yushu Linfeng.Feng Wu curled his lips: "I haven't thought about what big things I want to do, is it interesting to learn these things?"

The old man seemed to laugh helplessly: "Of course I know you don't want to learn."

Then you still have to force me to learn.Feng Wu rolled his eyes and said, "I said, old man, have you been fishing here?"

"Why not." The old man caressed the suspender, and seeing Feng Wu's expression turned pale, he said again, "What's wrong?"

Yes, yes, yes!Big mistake.Feng Wu understands the mystery of Taoism, so it is not impossible to enter the soul with painting, but!

"Are there any fish in the river?" Feng Wu blinked innocently.

"..."

"Don't tell me, I have something in my heart." Feng Wu glanced at the stinky old man's bald head triumphantly, "If I thought in my heart that there is a door here that can let me out, how about it? If once is not enough, how about a million times?" ?”

"Mount Tai does not reject the fine soil, and the river and the sea do not choose the trickle." The old man sighed and let go of the fishing rod, turned to face Feng Wu and said, "Inaction begins with something, and something comes from nothing."

Feng Wu rolled his eyes: "I don't understand."

The old man seemed a little helpless, and he plucked a few hairs and said: "The good fortune is mysterious, and it is coming out of it."

"s!"

"It's just that you can go out if you learn it!" The old man snorted and slammed the fishing rod hard.

"Then I understand." Feng Wu stared at the bald part of his head and said, "Actually, I understand. For example, you had lanugo on your head when you were born, ah no, originally you didn't even 'have' it, but Since I have you, I have your hair. Then when you get old, the hair falls out again. This is the beginning of non-action, and existence comes from nothing.”

"..." At this moment, the old man turned his back directly, as if he had made up his mind and didn't want to talk anymore.

Feng Wu shrugged, and looked down at the wooden slip in his hand with disgust.

Three volumes, not much.In terms of words alone, there are only a few hundred.But the name is Zigui, a disciple of the Lixiang Sect. Is there such a strange school regulation?Treat Daoism as a discipline? !No wonder you Li Xiangzong is in decline, and you have also implicated my master!

Feng Wu made a grimace and was very troubled, now that he is trapped here with his mana sealed, he is really in a dilemma.

The only way out seems to be the three scrolls of wooden slips in front of him.

Feng Wu quietly turned his head to look at the old man again, wanting to ask him if he knew anything else.

"If you stare at me for 1 years, you won't be able to comprehend it."

Feng Wu deeply doubted that the old man was clearly a broken painting, but he seemed to have eyes behind his back: "Uh, I just want to say, I really don't know how to know something by seeing a little bit."

"If you don't know how to go to school."

Yep, went back again.Feng Wu murmured: "Maybe my father was tortured by you before, so I painted you so ugly." Thinking of this, he felt itchy, so he tried, "You know my father... no, Demon Emperor?"

"Who doesn't know the famous Demon Emperor Feng Di?" The old man didn't turn his head, but still couldn't help answering.

As soon as Feng Wu heard that there was something interesting, he walked to the wall: "Then you two have known each other for a long time?"

The old man didn't reply immediately, Feng Wu stared at the motionless figure on the scroll, secretly guessing what expression he had now: "I think this drawing paper is quite old, could it be that you are old friends..."

"No." The old man interrupted suddenly, then turned around and stared at Feng Wu and said, "Don't worry about him, you can't learn it every day."

"Why?!" Feng Wu jumped three feet high.

"Based on you now, you can't get out."

Feng Wu suddenly froze: "But why..."

"Why you, why are you here?" The old man sat down again, holding the hanging pole and said, "If you are rich, you will benefit the world, and if you are poor, you will be alone? Hmph, it seems that we can make decisions."

Feng Wu was suspicious of the first sentence, but was so anxious by the last sentence that he frowned and shouted: "Of course! If you can't be your own master, what difference does it make between being alive and dead!"

The old man was not angry, he just glanced at him lightly and said: "It's not impossible. But, maybe because of you...you demon world can only dominate one side, not the six worlds."

"Who cares!" Feng Wu snorted, unwilling to talk to him again.Going back angrily and sat down, hooked the wooden slip, rolled it up and unrolled it, rattling and rattling.

The old man lowered his eyes and said softly: "It really looks like him..." Seeing that Feng Wu's ears moved, as if he was about to turn his head, he closed his eyes accordingly.

Feng Wu looked back and saw that the old man seemed to be asleep, so he let out a sound in his heart.Sleeping with the broken boom, I don't know what the baby is.

"The emperor really loves this treasure as always." A fairy slowly approached the bank of Tianchi, looking at the human who obeyed the mysterious system in front of him.

"It can't be called a treasure." The man raised his head and smiled slightly. The twelve-petal gold thread was pressed on the five-coloured jade cloud crown, and the pair of tasseled jade hairpins made his eyes sparkle. I have to trouble you."

"The border is so cold, where is the emperor's purple gold fur?"

The Heavenly Emperor subconsciously raised his hand and touched his shoulder, then smiled again and said, "I forgot to bring it out for a while."

Yuxian Jun snorted, looked at the fishing rod he was caressing in his hand and said, "I have never forgotten this. But the emperor should know that such ordinary things in the lower world cannot live the same life as the heaven and the earth."

"It should be like this." The Heavenly Emperor looked down at the yellowed and bent bamboo branch and sighed, "It's just that it's been with me for a long time, so there are always some... Don't worry about it, Yuxian Jun, just take a look."

Yu Xianjun took the extremely smooth twig, even though he could see the problem at a glance, he still checked it carefully: "The Emperor of Heaven also has concerns."

The Emperor of Heaven laughed: "Naturally, you can be free and easy without worries, even the Dao of Heaven can't."

Yu Xianjun paused for a moment with the hand holding the bamboo branch, restraining himself from showing sarcasm on his face: "The way of heaven can enlighten the emperor, so what should we do next?"

The Heavenly Emperor narrowed his eyes slightly: "What does Yu Xianjun mean?"

Yuxian Jun raised the fishing rod: "For example, is this thing called Tiandi She or Liu?"

The Emperor of Heaven flattened the corners of his mouth and did not answer, so Yuxian Jun sneered, then lowered his eyes to check the thing: "Xiaoxian understands."

The Emperor of Heaven pursed his lips, and still looking at the misty Tianchi in a blink of an eye, he said quietly: "It's called a pond, it's clear and clear, but it's actually empty."

"From the bottom to the top, the majesty of the sky is great; from the high to the low, you can see everything at a glance." Yu Xianjun held the bamboo pole horizontally in the palm of his hand, "If it weren't for the emperor's immortal power, this thing would have rotted a few years ago." He lit it again A certain section said, "This place was broken once, even if it is repaired, it will not be able to catch fish."

The Emperor of Heaven looked disappointed: "Fish is not what I want."

"Xiaoxian will do her best. Three days, maybe." The mana in Yuxianjun's hand flashed, and the bamboo branch was already in his sleeve.Seeing the look of anticipation in the eyes of the Emperor of Heaven, he couldn't help but sneer and said, "Did the Emperor ever have something he couldn't ask for?"

The Emperor of Heaven glanced at him: "Jade Immortal Lord, this is not that."

Yu Xianjun looked straight at him without fear and said, "Heavenly Emperor is holy."

The Emperor of Heaven sighed leisurely: "... Lord Yuxian, I know that you have a very close personal relationship with Lord Kangsu Xing."

Yuxian Jun snorted: "The sun and the moon have no years in the sky, so no one can say a few more words to each other."

The Heavenly Emperor rolled up his sleeves: "Jade Immortal Lord, I have no such intention."

"Yes, the Heavenly Emperor's arrangement naturally has a deep meaning. Xiaoxian is ashamed and can't understand." Yuxian Jun stabbed him lightly, and seeing the Heavenly Emperor's face still tense, he raised his eyebrows and said, "It's just that he doesn't know, isn't it unfair? "

"Of course he knows about the catastrophe in the lower realm." The Heavenly Emperor responded lightly.

"But how much does he know?" Yuxian Jun stared at the face of the person opposite, not letting go of the slightest change in his expression.

"What you should know, what I can say, I have nothing to hide." The Emperor of Heaven looked at him calmly for a moment, then slightly moved his eyes, looking under the sea of ​​clouds, "He has no objection."

"Who in the whole heaven knows that Lord Kangsu Xing is the most strict rule!" Yu Xianjun took a step closer, "Even if you want him to die, he will go even if you want him to die - just because you are the Emperor of Heaven!"

The Emperor of Heaven responded with a look of regret: "Although I am appointed to be the Emperor of Heaven, it is just a pawn under the Dao of Heaven."

Yu Xianjun stared at him: "Everything that cannot be explained, is all pushed to the Heavenly Dao. Does the Heavenly Emperor think that the Heavenly Dao really knows nothing?!"

"I have never thought about it like this before, and I dare not." The Heavenly Emperor said with a stern look, "I miss you and are eager to protect your friends, so I have made an exception and allowed you to go down to the realm once."

Yuxian Jun snorted: "So what? Everything is not going in the direction you think!"

"It's not what I think."

Yu Xianjun raised his eyebrows and snorted, naturally he didn't believe it.

The Emperor of Heaven sighed: "Jade Immortal, what is Kang Su?"

"...The second night of the Eastern Azure Dragon Qisu." Yu Xianjun was full of displeasure, and finally complied.

"Ersu belongs to gold, corresponding to the neck of the blue dragon." The Emperor of Heaven raised his hand, and a ray of pale golden light appeared in the palm of his hand, which gradually turned into a flying dragon. "The dragon's neck is protected by dragon horns. Huaji."

Yuxian Jun squinted his eyes: "So besides me, you have arranged other people?"

The Heavenly Emperor laughed: "Jade Immortal, how much do you distrust me?"

"Since the day when you were destined to become the Lord of the Heaven Realm." Yu Xianjun answered without any fear, raising his head loudly.

The Emperor of Heaven smiled even bigger: "Very good, very good!" Then he turned his fingertips slightly, causing the little dragon in his palm to circle and fly, "Jade Immortal Lord, the dragon neck changes to drive the whole body, so Dorje."

Yu Xianjun was taken aback when he heard the words, he couldn't figure out his original intention, so he guessed: "The heaven will change?"

With a light wave from the Emperor of Heaven, the little dragon's brilliance dissipated: "Depending on each other, trusting each other, only the way of heaven remains unchanged from ancient times."

Yu Xianjun thought about it, and was taken aback immediately: "Could it be that you—"

The Emperor of Heaven turned to look at him and said softly, "Old taro, help me for the last time."

Yu Xianjun called that name that he hadn't heard for a long time, which made his heart flustered.Barely compose himself and snorted again: "For the sake of friendship in that life, the last time—as long as it doesn't hurt anyone!"

"I have harmed others and myself, and I know the pain, so how dare I ask others to suffer again." The Emperor of Heaven said quietly.

Yuxian Jun touched his sleeve before reluctantly said: "Say."

"Haoqiong Secret Realm, can you take a trip for me?"

"What?!" Yuxian Jun clicked his tongue, "Now I have returned to the heaven, and I am no longer a mortal."

The Heavenly Emperor's tone was a bit dignified: "The land of death and life is extremely auspicious and dangerous."

Yuxian Jun almost recited it in one breath: "A Ting is now—"

"I know, I know..." The Emperor of Heaven lowered his eyes, hiding all his emotions, "Without him, there would be others. But if there were others, what would happen to him?"

Yuxian Jun was so stupefied that he wanted to beat him up, he took out the bamboo branch from his sleeve and threw it on the ground: "Baldy, let me tell you! I can't fix this! You can find someone else!"

The Heavenly Emperor, whose expression changed instantly, hurried over to pick it up, only to see that Yuxian Jun had left on a cloud.Fortunately, he was going due east, and the Emperor of Heaven felt at ease just now.The hand holding the bamboo branch tightened tightly: "Fortunately it didn't break." After saying that, he seemed to laugh at himself, "If it really broke, maybe it would be fine."

The author has something to say: ①The last sentence comes from "Book of Jin·Xuandi Jilun": "Harmony with the light and dust, and relax with the time; Scales and hidden wings, thinking belongs to the wind and clouds." And "Harmony with the light and dust", originally published in the "Tao Te Ching" "Fourth, Chapter 56: Defeat its sharpness, resolve its confusion, harmonize its light, and its dust.