Fall in love even with low EQ [Quick Transmigration]

Floating clouds are facing the dew, the flying rabbits are flying away, the clouds and mist in the Lixiang Mountains are scattered, and the vegetation is covering the buildings and halls.The path is lined with blue stones, the garden trees are pine and catalpa, the eaves are flying phoenixes, and the corners of the hall are hanging bells.With a sound of a bell, it rang far away.

Suddenly a brick, yes, a huge brick came whistling.Before it came to a complete stop, a person hurriedly jumped out from the inside, rushed in with half of his face darkened, and shouted: "Seriously, brother sect master?!"

"Take away your... magic weapon first, Junior Brother Zhengxiao." Elder Zhengqing, who was sitting in the first chair on the right side of the hall, was covered with silver hair, and gave him a sideways glance.

Junior brother Zhengxiao rolled his eyes and waved his sleeves, the big brick outside the hall suddenly disappeared: "Got it, third senior brother!"

Elder Zhengqing raised a cup to drink tea: "Fifth Junior Brother, be safe and don't be impatient, have a cup?"

Elder Zheng Xiao glared at him: "Senior brother is so unreasonable, why don't you worry about Second Senior Brother?"

"If you don't worry, you won't be here anymore." Elder Zhengquan shook his head and said, who flew over with a cup of tea, "Besides, Zhengquan thinks that it is Senior Brother Zhengyang who is unreasonable this time."

"Stop burying people, don't think that I don't know your apprentice who sows discord." Elder Zhengxiao rolled his eyes at him, and said without taking the tea, "Senior Brother, Brother Zhengyang really went down the mountain?"

This question was asked by Elder Zhengqing, he just smiled and didn't answer, he just pointed his eyes at the head of Zhengwei.Elder Zhengxiao coughed and turned to stare at the head of the sect.

The head of Zhengwei had a deep expression on his face, holding the teacup steadily in his hand, he looked at a corner of the hall, but did not answer.

Elder Zhengxiao snorted and turned his head to look, and saw Elder Zhengxuan over there was putting down the astrolabe.He frowned for a while before he said in doubt: "The star of confusion is moving eastward, and the star of fate is moving westward. Weird, weird..."

"Where is the blame?" Elder Zhengxiao jumped over impatiently, picked up the astrolabe and fiddled with it, and was snatched back by Elder Zhengxuan angrily, "Is there any bad meaning, or is it a big murder?"

Elder Zhengqing flicked his fingers, and Elder Zhengxiao was immediately immobilized as if tied by an invisible rope: "Fifth Junior Brother, be good."

Elder Zhengxiao rolled his eyes at him, and the head of Zhengwei finally put down the teacup and said softly, "They are heading west."

Elder Zhengxuan nodded his head: "It is said that we will go to Jiaoguang City first."

Elder Zhengxiao was stunned: "Isn't that the disciple of Yunqingguan who first discovered the difference in the lower realm?"

Elder Zhengqing gave him a sideways glance with a half-smile: "You should go there first when you go down the mountain."

Elder Zhengxiao's face froze, and he forced himself to distinguish: "The disciples of this sect are trapped, so the first thing to do is to save others!"

"Junior brother is right." Elder Zheng Qing curled his lips and ignored him.

Elder Zhengxiao glared at him angrily, then looked at Zhengwei's head and said, "Senior brother!"

Elder Zhengxuan shook his head and said with a smile: "Fortune is where misfortune lies, and misfortune is where blessing rests."

Sect Leader Zhengwei sighed, lightly tapped his left hand, Elder Zhengxiao felt his body relax, Fang wanted to speak and listened to the Sect Leader: "It's rare that Junior Brother Zhengyang is willing to go for a walk, let him go."

Elder Zhengxiao opened his mouth and wanted to say something, Elder Zhengqing flicked his robe and got up, stretched out his hand to pull him and went out: "What is the material of that brick you used earlier, fire-resistant?"

"Hey, that's my latest aircraft!"

"Oh, refractory?"

"It's said to be flying!"

"Well, not fire resistant."

"Ahhhhh——Zhengqing, let me go, I want to discuss swords with you!!!"

"Ah."

"Heh." Ouyang Ting stood under the tree with his hands clasped, expressionlessly glanced at Feng Wu with an innocent face, and Ah Hu who was also innocent and kind-hearted beside him.

The mountain wind howled past, rolled up his robe and flew up and down, and the ring pendant under the belt hit each other lightly, making a lingling sound.

Feng Wu rolled his eyes, took a step forward and glared at A Hu aggressively: "A Hu, this is your fault!"

Ah Hu groaned inwardly, he could only turn his head and stiffen his neck and say, "It's none of my business!"

"Then he came here by himself?" Feng Wu glanced at his master's cold face, and stepped forward to kick him.

Behind Ah Hu, a young man with slender hands and feet pulled Ah Hu's tail to avoid it. He smiled and came forward and bowed: "This fairy is very handsome. Xiaosheng sees this tiger is very naive, gentle and kind. He can speak people's words." , the wind blows under your feet. It should be a fetish under the seat of the immortal family, so I am in awe of the extraordinary, and I come here to pay respects."

"The secluded mountain produces spirits, and the dense forest is so strange." Ouyang Ting glanced at him and said slowly, "I also heard that a certain beast can be happy by itself, and it has saliva when it walks, so it no longer rushes away."

The young man blinked and forced a smile, "Do you have this treasure?"

Feng Wu took a closer look at him, then smiled and pulled his master's sleeve and said: "Master, the beast you mentioned is good for people, whether it is boiled, steamed or dried, it is as good as wine and food?"

The corner of the young man's mouth twitched vaguely, then he smiled again and bowed his head: "It is said that there are few people walking on this mountain, and the trails are sparse. Xiaosheng is willing to lead the way for the elder."

"Being courteous to others, there must be a plan." Ouyang Ting snorted again, stretched out his right hand calmly, brushing the hilt of his sword as if by accident, and said, "Speaking of it, I have been poor for many years, but disciple, do you know that heaven nourishes all things?" Give people meat and vegetables, is there a reason?"

Feng Wu nodded again and again: "Now I know."

Ah Hu laughed out loud, and quickly covered his mouth with his paws, showing an indescribably well-behaved appearance.

The young man sighed, kicked away the tiger's tail that was quietly wrapping around his ankles and said, "Xiaosheng knows he can't hide it from the fairy elder." He shook his head, and suddenly a pair of solid forked horns appeared on his head.

Feng Wu laughed, and hurriedly buried his face in the sleeves of the master, trembling all over his body uncontrollably, so as to cover up the pensive eyes that kept turning in his eyes.

Ah Hu poked his head to see Elder Zhengyang's face as cold as iron, and couldn't help but patted the young man's back with his claws and said in a low voice: "Lu Yo, you better run..."

"Don't dare to lie to the elder, Xiaosheng is a deer demon in the mountains. Although he can't eat the wind and drink the dew, he has never hurt anyone or killed him." The young man slapped Ahu's paw back with his hand and said, "I just feel that my life is dangerous recently. The catastrophe can only be avoided with the help of the nobles."

Feng Wu watched him hide the antlers on his head again, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, the reason why he chose such a bad excuse because the preface didn't match the afterword was because he believed how stupid his master was.When he thought about it, he glanced at Ahu, and guessed that his father was the one who caused the trouble.

Ouyang Ting looked at the young man with a frown and said, "Your name is Luyou?"

The young man bowed respectfully and said: "When I transformed into a human, I was given the name Zhou Luxi by a nobleman."

Ouyang Ting sighed expressionlessly: "It must be that the honored person who gave you the name taught you how to find poverty when you are in trouble."

Zhou Luxi praised with pure kindness on his face: "Xianchangguo is also an extraordinary person!"

Ouyang Ting didn't speak any more, just tapped the hilt of the sword with his fingertips thoughtfully.

Feng Wu thought for a while and said softly: "Master, I don't think this monster has bad intentions, maybe he just wants to play tricks on us. It's better to drive him away."

"Hey, this little fairy boy, you can't say that." Zhou Luxi spread his hands, "Your master has a lot of mana at first glance, even if Xiaosheng has 1 guts, he wouldn't dare to play tricks on you!"

Ouyang Ting raised his eyebrows and smiled: "What disaster do you have?"

"The disaster of blood and light, the worry of life." Zhou Luxi looked sad, stepped forward to Ouyang Ting and bowed again, "I also ask the fairy elder to have mercy."

Ouyang Ting lightly brushed the hilt of the sword with his finger but retracted it: "God has the virtue of loving life, since you really found it, it is also a chance of life."

Zhou Luxi heard that there was a sense of relaxation in his words, and couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief: "Thank you, Immortal Elder!"

Ouyang Ting saw that his relieved look didn't seem like a fake, so he waved his hands and said, "Don't be a fairy, I'm just a monk." Then he stepped forward, "You can follow, but the poor——"

"I don't need the fairy leader to do anything for me, as long as I follow the fairy leader Xiaosheng, I will be satisfied!" Zhou Luxi was so happy that he hurriedly followed.

Feng Wu deliberately walked behind half a step late, staring at Ah Hu with lowered eyebrows.Ahu trembled subconsciously, silently mouthing two words with a bitter face.Feng Wu immediately frowned speechlessly, covered his forehead and rubbed it before silently signaling: "Really?"

Ah Hu nodded in pain, Feng Wu clenched his fists and looked up at the sky, just wanting to groan.Yin, isn't this really cheating your son, father? !

Earlier, Zhou Luxi followed Ouyang Ting happily: "I don't know how to address the Immortal Elder?"

"Don't dare to pretend to be immortal." Ouyang Ting responded indifferently.

Zhou Luxi seemed to have scruples, and said with a frowning face: "Then... dare to ask the master?"

"The name of the poor Taoist is Zhengyang."

"Does it have a common name?" Zhou Luxi shook his head and muttered the word "Zhengyang" and smacked his lips.

Ouyang Ting glanced at him with a half-smile and said, "Your nobleman must have told you."

Zhou Luxi clapped his hands and said unambiguously: "The Taoist priest is wise!"

Ouyang Ting withdrew his gaze, but turned back with a frown.

Feng Wu, who was shaking his head from behind, was puzzled and bumped into something, took a step back impatiently, but when he looked up, he saw that it was his master.A pair of eyes are high (g) deep (man) and mo (wan) measured (wei).

Could it be that he bumped into Master just now?

Could it be that the master heard, oh no, "seeing" the small movements of himself and Ahu?

Feng Wu immediately groaned, raised his hands to hug his head and hissed, "Master, my head, my head is so dizzy——"

With a bang, Feng Wu was sprayed with water all over his face, and a few strands of hair and half of his robe were soaked with ticks.

Ouyang Ting withdrew his left hand for chanting the spell and said lightly: "Are you still dizzy?"

It's so annoying to have a master who doesn't follow the rules!You will lose this baby, don't you think so? !

No, Master does not hate it.That's not right, where did you learn those nonsense words just now?

Feng Wu shook his head repeatedly with a bitter face: "I'm not dizzy anymore, I'm just a little cold..."

"It's cold." Ouyang Ting raised the corner of his mouth and raised his hand again, "Then let's roast it with fire, apprentice?"

Feng Wu's body trembled: "No no no, I don't need Master, I am not cold anymore!" Then he recited a formula and dried his clothes.He took out a towel from the Qiankun pouch in his sleeve and wiped his hair carelessly.While kneading, he murmured in his heart, could it be that the master saw something was wrong, and that's why—no, it's impossible, the master is not such a small-hearted person!

Ouyang Ting saw that he was drooping his head and looked pitiful and depressed, so he pursed his lips and said, "Come here."

Feng Wu let out a groan, and cautiously stepped forward and stood still with his head bowed.Seeing the movement of the master's sleeve robe, he thought he was going to hit him, so he closed his eyes tightly in fright.Unexpectedly, the head loosened, the master actually untied his crooked bun, and the next moment took the towel and wiped the wet hair on the top of his forehead for him.

Feng Wu was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but quietly raised his head to look——

Master's bright and proud eyebrows were deeply frowned at this moment, and his long and narrow eyes were dark.It seems a little irritable, as if, a little absent-minded?Could it be that Master is regretting that his apprentice got wet?Master really has an apprentice in his heart, hahahaha——

——Although it took three months to adjust and adjust the breath in the mountains, but the spells that are too detailed are still a bit difficult to master.Originally, I just wanted to make this little thing sober, but I didn't expect the water to get bigger.

Ouyang Ting, who was seriously thinking about magic spells, quickly wiped off these few locks of hair on Little Phoenix, and casually tied up his hair in a bun and tied it with a hair band.Feng Wu stared at his master's face happily, wishing he could scratch it numbly.I just feel comfortable all over, and I am so happy that I just want to roar like that.

Zhou Luxi, who was watching them under the tree in front, clicked his tongue a few times, kicked Ahu and said in a low voice, "I said, does that person really need to worry?"

Ah Hu yawned, and said vaguely: "There are few people on the mountain."

Zhou Luxi stroked his chin and said, "It's true, this mountain...it's not just a simple thing."

Ah Hu tilted his head to look at him strangely: "Could it be—"

"Shhh." Zhou Luxi patted Ah Hu on the head, "Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you."

Ah Hu froze for a moment, then waved his paws and said, "Are you so powerful, deer demon? Who are you looking down on?!"

Zhou Luxi stepped aside nimbly: "Don't dare, it's only a little stronger than some tiger monsters that haven't transformed yet."

Ah Hu rolled his eyes and said, "If I hadn't—bah!"

Ouyang Ting put down his hands to look at Fang and said, "Let's go."

Feng Wu responded, walked behind respectfully and asked Master to go first.After two steps, he couldn't help stepping forward quietly, pulling on the sleeve of the master and secretly laughing.

Zhou Luxi, who was walking at the end, rolled his eyes and kicked Ahu: "I said, have they always been like this?"

Ah Hu slapped him back: "I am practicing elsewhere in the mountains, so I don't look hot."

Ouyang Ting in front said lightly: "Deer, it is said that you are here to lead the way?"

Zhou Luxi laughed twice, and hurried forward and said: "It's exactly——"

Ah Hu flicked his tail triumphantly: "Master, I'm dead!"

Ouyang Ting hummed, but there was a bit of sarcasm on his face.Punish the world? It's kind of interesting.

Feng Wu pulled the master's robe, but various thoughts kept turning in his mind.Originally, he wanted to flex his muscles in the sect, and use his memories to play tricks on Fang Bairong.But I don't want the master who didn't participate in the investigation in the previous life to use this to go down the mountain and enter the world, and I don't know if it is a blessing or a curse.

Ouyang Ting only felt that his sleeves were getting tighter and tighter, so he slowed down and looked at the apprentice: "What?"

Feng Wu calmed down and found an excuse indiscriminately: "Master, why don't you use magic weapons instead of walking?"

Ouyang Ting paused for a moment, and then said calmly: "If you enter the world, you will follow the common law. Besides, you have your own important affairs, so why bother to scare the snake away."

"So that's how it is." Feng Wu looked at his master adoringly, "Master is really thoughtful!"

Ouyang Ting's face was calm and his heart was hehe, I will tell you if I forgot?

"Why doesn't the Taoist priest walk with his sword? If you don't want to disturb the secular world, you can also descend in the countryside and enter the city on foot." Zhou Luxi turned around with a confused look on his face.

Ouyang Ting only smiled lightly and didn't answer, he really looked like a master.Zhou Luxi scratched his nose, smiled contemptuously and stopped talking, and focused on leading the way.

I will tell you, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, is there no such common sense of cultivating immortals because of the control of knives?

"Master, what are you laughing at?" Feng Wu tilted his head and pulled his sleeves again.

Ouyang Ting patted his head very kindly: "This time going down the mountain, don't be lazy."

Feng Wu let out a sound and seemed to understand, nodded vigorously and said: "I understand! You must practice hard. You won't be as stupid as those two!"

The author has something to say: ① From "Kunya", it says: "The deer is a fairy beast, it can be happy, and it has saliva when it walks, so you don't have to walk fast." The ancients generally believed that eating preserved deer has the effect of prolonging life, Therefore, the longevity deer is called "immortal deer".

② Li Shizhen wrote in "Compendium of Materia Medica": "The whole body of a deer is beneficial to people. It can be boiled, steamed or preserved, and it is good for drinking and eating. Most deer are immortal animals, pure yang and long-lived things. grass, so its flesh and horns are beneficial and not harmful.”