This pharmacist is not easy

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【Buy, buy, buy! 】

[God!Aunt posted!What did I see! 】

[Mom no longer has to worry about my aunt's pain! 】

[I really want to give Xiao Yi a hug... Every time my aunt comes, the pain makes me feel like I'm dying, now I'm not afraid anymore. 】

【Xiao Yi must be a warm man. 】

[No, no, Xiao Yi is a little angel sent by heaven to save us! 】

[I don’t need to ask for leave when I come to my aunt in the future. 】

[Aren't you too happy too early?Let’s not talk about whether it is effective, I just ask you can get it?Isn't it common knowledge that things from Xiaoyi's house are extremely hard to grab?And this time there may be a limited purchase...]

[What you said above makes sense, but I don't hold out hope.And aunt pain can be cured as long as you pay attention to it and seek medical treatment from Chinese medicine. 】

[It's easy to say, let's not talk about whether the Chinese medicine you found is reliable or not, just say that it will take some time to recuperate, right?Some sisters still rely on drinking bitter traditional Chinese medicine to recuperate, what should people who are afraid of suffering do?Like me, as long as I smell the smell of Chinese medicine, I feel like vomiting...]

[I also have my aunt in pain, and the pain is really uncomfortable.It may be related to my physique. I went to Chinese medicine for conditioning before, but it disappeared after that. But recently, I didn’t pay attention to my body. I ate a lot of cold food, and then my aunt’s pain returned. 】

[Many girls have aunt pain, and friends around me also have this situation, I am very glad that I do not. 】

[Sometimes I really envy those men who don't need to be aunts or have children...]

[I don't care, I must grab it this time!I plan to mobilize the people around me to help grab it! 】

[Hmph, it's my birthday in a few days, and this year's birthday gift is going to be this year.If my husband doesn't grab it, sleep in the living room! 】

【Well, I have a hunch that you guys will have a hard time tomorrow...】

[In short, everyone, come on!I will not budge! 】

After posting on Weibo, Qiu Yi didn't read the comments, and started to prepare for the delivery.

This time, the newly released Aunt Posters will also be limited to purchase. Each ID can only take one box, containing five, and the price is 99 yuan.

99 yuan, neither expensive nor cheap, but Qiu Yi thought it was worth the money.

The palm-sized aunt sticker is made of a thin layer of ointment, which does not stick to clothes.But as long as it comes into contact with human skin, it will automatically absorb tightly until the effect of the medicine is absorbed by the human body and disappears.

The outer packaging of the aunt's stickers is the simple and simple style of Xiaoyi's family as always. It is packed in a clean ziplock bag, and one auntie sticker uses a ziplock bag.

For this aunt post, Qiu Yi also specially customized a small paper box, which is also the size of a palm, just enough to hold it.

It was still daytime, so Qiu Yi started packing first, put five auntie stickers into each box, and then sealed it with tape.

Because he was packing in the living room, and after He Bo finished his work, he came to help.

Qiu Yi looked up at him, smiled gratefully, bowed his head and continued packing.

"Let go, I'll seal it up." He Bo suggested.

This seems to be more efficient, Qiu Yi nodded in agreement.

"Aren't you asking what I packed?" Qiu Yi asked suddenly.

He Bo smiled and said, "Whether you say it or not is your personal freedom. I have no right to force you."

"That's right." Qiu Yi thought to himself, it's better not to say it, so that you don't find out that the thing you are holding in your hand is a sticker from your aunt, which is quite embarrassing.

On the second day, the day when Auntie's post was officially put on the shelves.

It was still before [-] pm, and many fans were waiting early.

Zhao Zhenzhen was eating dinner, but when she saw that the time displayed on the mobile phone next to her was almost eight o'clock, she woke up and wanted to snap up Auntie's stickers, so she quickly threw away the dishes and ran to the wifi to open Taobao amidst her mother's complaints Poke into Xiaoyi's house.

"What are you busy with? The food is not good!" Mother Zhao shouted at her.

Zhao Zhenzhen said without raising his head: "It's a baby grab! I'll eat later!"

"If it's really a treasure, it's your turn to snatch it? Spend money indiscriminately to see if I won't beat you!"

"I'm afraid I can't get it with money!" Zhao Zhenzhen muttered.

At eight o'clock sharp, my aunt posted it on the shelf.

Zhao Zhenzhen had quick eyesight and quick hands, and he successfully placed the order within a few seconds, laughing happily.

Then I forgot to eat, and went to the QQ group to show off.

This QQ group was created by Xiaoyi's fans, and there are a lot of fans who love him. In the group, everyone can discuss various products of Xiaoyi's products and exchange some experience.

Zhao Zhenzhen just sent the screenshot of the order to the group, which immediately aroused everyone's envy.

[666, you actually snatched it! 】

【Wow!When the time comes, remember to talk about the experience of using it. 】

[I added you to QQ, please agree. 】

[Oh, too many people, I can't grab ...]

[I can't grab it either...]

【Who else got it? 】

[I grabbed a box, and it was sold out when my boyfriend grabbed it. 】

[The speed is so fast! 】

【I just finished eating, I forgot... I really want to die...】

【All you get are talents~】

[Can anyone grab it and transfer it?I pay double the price! 】

[I'm afraid it would be a fool to transfer it~ Don't even think about it. 】

[It's just plain, they specially snatched it up as a gift for girls~]

[Fuck!I thought the group was full of girls, where did a guy like you come from? 】

[Why, discriminate against men? 】

[I don't discriminate, I just don't get used to a man grabbing my aunt's post...]

[What's the matter, it's not convenient for me to fish when I work overtime, my husband snatched a box for me, I'm so happy ~ circle around ~]

[Well... I was robbed by the male ticket. 】

[I don't eat this dog food! 】

[I don't eat it either! 】

[Are you bullying us single dogs?Hmm╭(╯^╰)╮】

[Husband doesn’t have any boyfriends, at least there are aunt’s posts... But I didn’t even get this one, I’m desperate...]

[Don't be sad, Dudu, I grabbed a box and gave you three. 】

[Surprised to see a good man! 】

[It is certain that they are not plastic sisters. 】

[Beibei, you are so kind!mwah!My home address has been sent to you. Last time you said you wanted to use a black mask, I was lucky enough to grab it today, and I will give it to you~]

【...I really want to hammer you...】

The next day, Qiu Yi sent out one hundred cartons.

The same city will receive it on the second day, and it will take two to three days if it is farther away, and three to five days if it is farther away.

The farthest one he sent took seven days to arrive, but the buyer didn't rush him, and immediately gave him a good review after signing for it, which may also be a true fan.

As for a package that didn't arrive in more than 20 or [-] days, or was simply lost, he never encountered it. Thinking about it, he is really happy.

Zhao Zhenzhen felt that he might have reposted too many koi recently, and he actually received the package the day before his aunt came.

Inside the package was the aunt's post that she had been looking forward to for a few days.

At night, she already felt a slight discomfort in her lower abdomen. Experience told her that this was a sign of the arrival of her aunt.

Sure enough, the next morning, she noticed something strange, her butt was cool and wet.

I reached out and touched it, it was red.

At the same time, she began to feel some colic in her stomach, which was swollen, as if she was about to take a shit.

She hurriedly changed her clothes, wiped off the blood stains on the bamboo mat, then lifted up the hem of her clothes, tore off a piece of aunt's sticker and "slapped" it under the navel.

It was like a warm towel was applied to her stomach, it was warm and comfortable, and she felt much better in an instant.

Zhao Zhenzhen didn't look carefully at it when it was opened, but now I realize that my aunt's post is very creative.

She was surprised to find that both sides of the aunt's paste were thin ointment, which could be applied on both sides.It's not like the medical patches sold on the market, the back is covered with cloth or adhesive tape.

When she took it out of the ziplock bag just now, it didn't stick to her hands, but now she tried to pick it off, and the aunt's sticker stuck to her belly tightly, and she couldn't get it off at all.

The aunt's sticker is like a layer of light pink jelly cream, soft and soft, and has a faint strawberry fragrance.

Zhao Zhenzhen felt that the 99 yuan was really worth it!

With a click, she took a picture of her belly with her mobile phone, and then sent it to the Q group to chatter.

[Look, the cute aunt post is still strawberry flavored! 】

[The jelly is so cute!Still my favorite strawberry scent! ! ! 】

[Use it so soon?Mine is still on the way... Envy. 】

[I'm envious, at least you still snatch it, but I don't. 】

【hey-hey……】

[Take a photo to see how the packaging looks. 】

Zhao Zhenzhen took a few photos of the cardboard box and the aunt's stickers in the ziplock bag, and then sent them to the Q group.

【puff!It’s as simple as ever...]

[It seems that almost all the things in Xiaoyi's house are packed in ziplock bags...]

[I like personality! 】

[Simple. 】

[Appearance is not important, as long as it is practical. 】

[But this aunt post is really cute! !Enough to make me ignore the ziplock bag! 】

[What is the effect of pasting it? 】

【Warm and comfortable. 】

[It feels like your boyfriend's big warm hands are covering your stomach? 】

[...I don't have a boyfriend so I don't know, but hot towels are good. 】

【Dirty dirty ~】

About half an hour later, Zhao Zhenzhen witnessed with her own eyes that the aunt's post gradually disappeared, and then her stomach pain stopped, and she really seemed to be about to shit.

After squatting in the toilet, come out and look again, the aunt's post is gone.

She went to the Q group to report the situation.

[The miraculous aunt post, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore.And it's very environmentally friendly, it will disappear by itself~]

[Fuck, is it so powerful? 】

【66666】

【I feel like I missed a hundred million...】

……

Ever since Guo Qianqian gave birth, she didn't know why her menstrual period was not as punctual as usual, but she also suffered from unbearable abdominal pain.

As long as the aunt comes, she must lie in bed all day, sweating and enduring the pain.

It was much better after eating Xiaoyi’s Guyuan ointment before, but Guyuan ointment was hard to buy and she didn’t eat it often. Recently, she ate popsicles again in hot weather, so when she came to the aunt, she had a dull pain in her stomach again.

Although it wasn't as painful as before, it was still uncomfortable.

This time my aunt put it on the shelf, and Guo Qianqian gave an order, if Wang Yong can't grab it, he can sleep in the living room.

This frightened Wang Yong, so he stayed in front of the computer at 07:30.

Probably God didn't want to see him sleeping in the living room, so he snatched a box of auntie stickers.

When receiving the courier, Wang Yong was very happy.

Guo Qianqian said with satisfaction: "Congratulations on completing the arduous task, you don't have to sleep in the living room anymore."

Wang Yong pretended to wipe off the sweat that didn't exist, "As long as my wife is satisfied."

In fact, he was also distressed by his wife's aunt's pain in his heart. As long as his wife came to the aunt's first day, he would ask for leave and stay at home if he could, just in case something happened.

For this reason, colleagues in the unit secretly laughed at him as a slave to his wife, and there is no way to hurt his wife so much. You must know that one day's salary will be deducted for one day off, thanks ah.

But Wang Yong didn't care, his wife and children came first in his mind, so what if he lost his job for them?

But now that his aunt posted it, he still breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, if he really loses his job, how can he support his wife and children?

After one hundred buyers have received Auntie's post, just look through the reviews on the link, all of them are positive, and you can see all kinds of compliments.

There are also some fans who post their feelings about using Auntie’s post on Weibo, and they always remember @他心情Thanks a lot in the end.

On Qiu Yi's Weibo, there were still comments urging the delivery, but this time most of the positive ones were male compatriots.

[Damn Xiaoyi, if you don't sell the goods again, I will be hammered to death by my wife! 】

【You above are alright, my girlfriend is breaking up with me!Just because I didn't send her aunt's stickers but her best friend's boyfriend did!The comparison and jealousy among women is really scary...]

【These days, my daughter has been arguing that I don't care about her, and my aunt didn't send her a post. I'm really crazy!How can I know what my aunt posted when I was a big bastard!If it wasn't for someone showing me the way, I wouldn't even know where I came from! 】

[When the girl's aunt is here, doesn't she just need to drink hot water? 】

[Same question, I always persuade my girlfriend to drink hot water. 】

[Hahaha, is the above a joke?It's a miracle that your girlfriends haven't broken up with you yet! 】

[Drink hot water, hehe. 】

[My wife said, if I didn't grab the post from my aunt, I'd sleep in the living room. Fortunately, I got it hehe. 】

[So for the sake of our misery, can Xiao Yi quickly stock up? 】

Qiu Yi looked at the comments and took pleasure in it, and then posted on Weibo, saying: You guys have worked hard, and the goods will be available the day after tomorrow, everyone, work harder, or the consequences will be serious...you understand.

【Aw!Thanks bro! 】

【Thank you for your understanding! 】

[My fellow men, work harder! 】

[For my wife, fight! 】

[For my girlfriend, I will fight! 】

[For myself, fight! 】

My aunt posted it on the shelf for a month, because the effect is so amazing, it has been sought after by many women, and it was even a hot search for it!

Qiu Yi was busy making auntie stickers for a month, even when he was sleeping, he dreamed that he was rolling in the huge auntie stickers, which woke him up with fright.

Fortunately, seeing the fans' support, enthusiasm and praise for his aunt's post, he felt happy again.

It is now July, because an old friend celebrated his [-]th birthday, Mr. He was invited to the birthday banquet, so he brought He Bo and He Jun back to J City temporarily.

This morning, he was still packing at home when the village chief came to his door.

The village head chatted with him first, and then asked Mr. He and the others.

Qiu Yi said: "They are going back temporarily, and will come back in a few days."

The village chief said "Oh", hesitated for a moment, and finally said the reason for coming: "Xiao Yi, I want to trouble you with something. Didn't you cure Zhixing's asthma before? Do you want those medicines now?" ?”

Qiu Yi said: "What's the matter? Is his asthma attacking again? It shouldn't be..."

"It's not him, it's not him..." The village chief sighed, "Oh... someone else wants it."

"other people?"

"That's right. My in-laws told others about the asthma medicine, and now they have traveled thousands of miles to ask for the medicine, and now they are at my house!"

Qiu Yi was surprised at first, then frowned slightly and said, "Village Chief, what's the situation here?"

The village head said: "It's a couple. The woman has asthma for many years. Although it's not serious, she can't be cured. I happen to know my mother-in-law. When I heard that you have medicine for asthma, I drove here immediately. "

"As soon as I came to our village, I found my family and asked me to ask if you would like to meet them. My mother-in-law said that they are university professors, and I feel that they are quite cultivated."

"How is it? Did you see it? If you don't see it, I will refuse it for you."

Although the village chief sympathized with the couple in his heart, Qiu Yi was the child he watched and grew up, so of course his personal wishes should be respected.

At the same time, he also had some opinions on his talkative mother-in-law, but he was too big a man to say so, so he could only hold back.

Hearing what the village chief said, Qiu Yi first had a good impression of the couple in his heart, pondered for a while, and agreed to sell them the medicine for asthma.

However, he did not show up, and the whole process was handled by the village chief.

Zhang Zhixing still had the asthma pills he had prepared earlier, and he took out a box and handed it to the village head, "A box of five pills costs [-] yuan, you ask them if they want to buy them, and if they are willing, you can give them the box. "

The village chief nodded and said, "Okay, I'll ask them first, and I'll give you the money when I sell it." Then he left.

After a while, the village head came again, and gave Qiu Yi five one-hundred sheets.

"They bought it and said they would go back and try it, and contact me if it works."

Qiu Yi took the money, nodded and said nothing.

The reason why he has the courage to sell asthma medicine to people now is because he finally found a thigh hug.

That person is either He Bo or He Bo.

It was only within a month of getting along that he realized that He Bo was the president of the He Group, and his family was rich and powerful.

Who doesn't hug such thighs?

Qiu Yi embraced it decisively.

He revealed to He Bo that he was selling things on Taobao, and He Bo was not surprised at all.

He felt that He Bo might have noticed or knew about it long ago.

This was confirmed after Mr. He said that he had eaten Guyuan ointment before.

Qiu Yi is not afraid of exposing the existence of the pharmacist's space, because he has been paying attention to it carefully, and buys a bunch of medicinal materials from the medicinal material store in the town from time to time. In addition, there is a medicinal field behind the house, so the materials for making products are also available. source.

And the room where he makes the product is locked, and only he can enter.

Once He Jun was curious and wanted to go in, Qiu Yi said that it was a studio inside, and he couldn't let him in if it involved commercial secrets, and He Jun was very tactful and didn't mention it anymore.

Recently, Qiu Yi finally began to formally consider recruiting because his aunt was in a hurry to post the goods.

He plans to rent a studio in the town, and then hire employees to process and package it in the studio. He only needs to boil the ointment at home and send it to the studio.

If he wants to recruit people to expand production, sooner or later people will be exposed to the production process. He only needs to ensure that the people don't know what medicinal materials are used, and at the same time, it can't arouse people's suspicion.

This is also easy to handle. He can do all the dispensing and boiling of the medicine by himself, and the rest of the processing and packaging steps can be handed over to others. After all, the most time-consuming steps are the processing and packaging steps.

Anyway, they can still tell what medicinal material it is from a pot of ointment?

impossible.

Even if he, the maker, didn't know the formula, he wouldn't be able to clearly identify what kind of medicinal material was used in the boiled ointment.

In order not to reveal his secret, Qiu Yi was very careful.

Since he wanted to rent a studio, he had to go to the town to inspect it himself.

After running around for a few days, he finally found a suitable studio.The studio is not big or small, and the surrounding environment is quiet.

Such a location is generally not suitable for business. If it is said to be quiet, there must be few people. If there are not many people, how can there be business?

But Qiu Yi sells it online, and renting a studio is for processing and packaging the products, so it doesn't matter if the location is not busy.

The owner of the house is very nice, and the price is reasonable. After checking the contract, Qiu Yi happily signed it and rented it for half a year.

Once there is a studio, it's time to recruit people.

In addition to posting recruitment notices outside the studio, Qiu Yi also posted recruitment notices online, only for locals.

As a result, after waiting for several days, no one came to apply.

He thought about it, and always felt as if he had forgotten something.

When the courier brother came to pick up the package in the afternoon, he suddenly realized when he saw the other party.

"I'm hiring now, are you coming?"

The courier boy grinned and said, "We're finally recruiting! I'm definitely coming! When will I go to work?"

Qiu Yi also smiled, "You haven't resigned yet, come and find me when you resign."

"The day after tomorrow, I will quit tomorrow after I get paid." The courier boy said.

"That's fine, report to work the day after tomorrow."

Qiu Yi said happily, thinking that he finally recruited the first employee.

Now that the first employee is available, will the second employee be far behind?

He had to get everything ready in the studio quickly.