This pharmacist is not easy

Looking at the big sun in the sky, Qiu Yi suddenly wanted to eat watermelon.

He went into the pharmacist's space to check the watermelons he had grown, and they were all ripe, big and round, and when he took them out and cut them open, the flesh was red with sand, and there were hardly a few watermelon seeds.

The sweet scent of watermelon wafted into the room in an instant, and Qiu Yi picked up a piece and gnawed it.

"Aww ow!" I want to eat too!

Xiao Shan stood up anxiously, grabbing the edge of the table with his two forelimbs.

"Understood, I'll give you a piece." Qiu Yi said, and then took a piece from the table and put it on the ground.

"Aww!" More!

Xiao Shan glanced at the piece given to him, and then at the watermelon on the table.

Qiu Yi took a bite of the watermelon, wiped the watermelon juice from the corner of his mouth indifferently, shook his head and said, "I can't give you any more, one piece is enough."

"Woo..." Xiao Shan was discouraged and obediently ate the watermelon.

One person and one dog ate half of a large watermelon, and Qiu Yi wrapped the remaining half in plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator.

He was not at home because he was going to the studio these days, and he was disappointed that he didn't see him after coming here a few times.

I didn't expect to see him at home today, and I was immediately very happy.

"Uncle! I haven't played with you for several days, why did you go?" Preserved egg pouted dissatisfied.

Qiu Yi glanced at him, smiled and said, "Uncle is busy with work, so I won't be able to play with you often in the future."

"Oh..." Pi Dan lowered his head in disappointment. His father is also busy every day, so he has no time to play with himself, and his mother only plays with his younger brother...

He was about to turn around and go home when Qiu Yi took out a big watermelon from the house and said to him, "Wait for me, I'm going to your house too."

When Pi Dan saw the big watermelon, his eyes widened, as if it was someone else who was dejected just now.

He couldn't wait to ask: "Is this for my family?"

"Yes!"

"Oh yes! Big watermelon! I have a big watermelon to eat!" Preserved egg laughed and jumped up and down.

When he arrived at Pi Dan's house, Qiu Yi gave the watermelon to Grandpa Pi Dan and went home. He also wanted to give watermelon to Grandma Sun and the village chief.

He couldn't bear to have such a delicious big watermelon for himself.

He also sent a WeChat message to He Bo: Did you see this delicious big watermelon?Do you want to eat?

He Bo: Although watermelon is delicious, it is not as tasty as you.

Qiu Yi: ...you're talking nonsense again.

He Bo: The air ticket has been booked, it will arrive tomorrow.

Qiu Yi: Are you all busy?

He Bo: Yes.

Thinking of seeing He Bo tomorrow, Qiu Yi was still happy.

Tomorrow is the Saturday when the "Wild Survival Live" program is broadcast.

In the morning, Qiu Yi drove a tricycle to the studio in the town as usual. In addition to the water tank and hills filled with ointment, there were also two large watermelons on the car, which he planned to give to Nie Chen and Xie Ling.

Sure enough, they looked very happy after seeing the big watermelon.

"Brother Yi, the watermelon has only just hit the market, so it shouldn't be cheap, right?" Nie Chen said while touching the cool green watermelon rind.

Qiu Yi knew that he was embarrassed to take it, so he said, "You don't need money to buy it, you can take it if I give it to you, and eat a watermelon to relieve the heat on a hot day."

"Then I'll accept it! It just so happens that my mother likes eating watermelon the most. Tonight there is a reality show she loves to watch. It's good to watch the show while eating watermelon." Nie Chen said with a grin.

Xie Ling whispered, "Thank you Brother Xiaoyi..."

"Oh, and I don't have to go to work this afternoon, and I have half a day off." Qiu Yi said.

Nie Chen said happily: "Then tomorrow is Sunday, so I can just rest for a day and a half, which is great! I haven't looked for a girlfriend recently, and she has opinions."

Qiu Yi said with a smile: "She is a girl, please coax her."

"Of course coax, I'm going to serve her like a princess."

After getting off work at twelve noon, Nie Chen and Xie Ling both left. After locking the door, Qiu Yi drove a tricycle to the station to wait for He Bo and the others.

Around 12:30, Qiu Yi saw them, and quickly waved and shouted: "This way! This way!"

He Jun, who came after him, saw Qiu Yi sitting on the tricycle waving at them, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "My mother! Don't you want me to ride on this thing? No, no, no! I don't want to sit..."

Even He Bo, who had not changed his face before the Mount Tai collapsed, was a little surprised when he saw Qiu Yi's country-like appearance.

He walked over and said in a serious tone, "You drive around with this thing every day?"

Qiu Yi jumped down and comforted him: "Don't worry, I'm driving slowly, it's fine."

"Have you taken the driver's license test?" He Bo asked again.

Qiu Yi shook his head, "No, do you still need a driver's license to drive this?"

He Jun made a fuss and said, "Then you are driving without a license! The traffic police won't arrest you?"

Qiu Yi looked confused, "I didn't catch it..."

"I'll go get a driver's license later." He Bo patted his head and said.

Afterwards, Qiu Yi checked on the Internet and found that driving a tricycle really requires a driver's license, but Tianxi Town is a small place, so it's not strictly enforced.If you don’t believe me, if you go to the street and grab someone who drives a three-wheeled motorcycle, [-]/[-] out of [-] are driving without a license.

"Get in the car, I'm here to pick you up." Qiu Yi smiled and pointed at the tricycle, and Xiao Shan was moving around on the car, watching them all the time.

Mr. He laughed, "It's really interesting!"

He stepped into the car first, Qiu Yi was afraid that he would fall, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help him.

Seeing that He Bo also got into the car, He Jun had no choice but to follow along with a frown, and complained: "It's really crowded..." After speaking, he lightly kicked the water tank next to him.

"What's in it? It can't be sauerkraut, right?" He Jun asked Qiu Yi.

Qiu Yi was looking for something in the front of the car, without looking back, he said, "It's not sauerkraut, it's for ointment."

"Ointment? Why are you packing so much ointment?" He Jun was a little surprised.

"Make things to sell."

Qiu Yi handed them two parasols, pointed to them and said, "The sun is shining at noon, open the umbrellas to cover them."

He Jun opened the umbrella and tried to hide himself under the umbrella. He seemed to think that sitting on a tricycle was a very shameful thing.

Because of carrying people, Qiu Yi drove more slowly, and it took more than half an hour to get home.

"Have you all eaten at noon?" He asked He Bo.

"Ate on the plane."

"Oh……"

Then he cooks himself a noodle and eats it.

After thinking about it, he said, "I have watermelon at home, let's eat it together tonight."

He Jun got hungry when he heard that there was watermelon to eat, "Isn't it possible now?"

"There is still half of it in the refrigerator that was cut yesterday. If you don't mind, I'll bring it to you and open another one tonight."

"Okay!" He Jun nodded.

After dinner in the evening, He Jun yelled to cut the watermelon. The half of the watermelon he ate at noon left him with endless aftertaste.

Qiu Yi looked at the time and said, "Cut at nine o'clock."

"Why nine o'clock? Not now?"

Qiu Yi smiled, a little embarrassed to say it, but He Bo knew why.

He Bo said: "It's just nine o'clock, and now we're eating watermelon after dinner, aren't you afraid to hold on?" He gave He Jun a slight look.

He Jun felt aggrieved and said: "...Okay..."

When it was almost nine o'clock, Qiu Yi pretended to be nonchalant and said, "It seems that "Survival in the Wild" is about to start?"

He Bo looked at him knowingly, and smiled without revealing it.

"Do you like to watch it? I'll give you the remote control." Mr. He said and handed the remote control over.

The current smart internet TV can watch all kinds of online videos online. Qiu Yi opened the platform that will broadcast "Survival in the Wild" and when it arrived at [-]:[-], it really did.

After looking at it for a while, He Jun suddenly said in surprise: "Hey, is that you Qiu Yi? You are also inside? No wonder you want to see it, so it is like this hehe... Can you cut watermelon now?"

Seeing myself on TV felt a bit strange, but Qiu Yi was still very happy, and said happily, "The watermelon is in the refrigerator, take it out and cut it."

At the same time, Nie Chen was also eating watermelon, and his parents were sitting in front of the TV watching "Survival in the Wild Live", each holding a piece of watermelon.

Nie Chen actually doesn't like to watch reality shows, he just stays in the living room to eat watermelon, and when he's done eating, he goes back to his room to play games.

As if attracted by the sound from the TV, he glanced subconsciously, and then...

Huh?Why do you feel that the masked man on TV sounds a bit like Brother Xiaoyi... Is it my illusion?

Emma!It sounds more and more like it!

Moreover, his name is Xiao Yi, and he is also a Taobao seller. Could it be that he is really Brother Xiao Yi?

He was so frightened that he quickly took his mobile phone and searched all kinds of information about Xiao Yi on the TV.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

That Xiaoyi is still an Internet celebrity, and his Weibo account has almost 200 million fans. It seems that everyone likes the things he sells?

Nie Chen hurriedly logged into Taobao again, went to Xiaoyi's Taobao store to have a look, and was shocked to find that the items sold on it were the things he made every day at work!

Wow!It's Brother Xiaoyi, that's right!

Oh my god, brother Xiao Yi is actually an internet celebrity!

Nie Chen was stunned for a while, then slowly regained consciousness.He thought that since Brother Xiao Yi didn't want others to know his identity, then he had to keep it a secret, and he wouldn't tell anyone even if he was killed!

In other words, can I secretly have fun?

After all, there are so many hot people on the Internet who want to snatch the things Xiao Yi sells, but I can get in touch with them every day. If I say it, Xiao Yi's fans must be envious, hahaha!

Mother Nie saw her son giggling while holding the phone, and wondered if he was crazy?What's so funny about a phone?

In an older residential building, Xie Ling smiled contentedly at her grandma eating watermelon.

"Grandma, this watermelon was given by the boss. It's so big, we can eat it for a few days in the refrigerator!" Xie Ling said with a happy smile.

Her grandma also smiled cheerfully: "Yes. I went to the market this morning to check, and the watermelon is very expensive, I am reluctant to buy it... Your boss is really kind to your employees, you have to work hard !"

"Yeah, I work hard every day!"

"Grandma, this watermelon is so delicious!"

"It's delicious, eat more. Grandma is old and can't eat too much. Just have a taste..."

……

Miao Shan is Liang Che's true fan. As long as it is any TV series or program he participates in, she will watch every episode without missing it.

Hearing that Liang Qi would participate in this episode of "Survival Live in the Wild", she turned on her computer early and waited for nine o'clock.

Before nine o'clock, she went to the Q group to inform fans that they were ready to watch, because she was afraid that some fans would miss it, so she also reminded her in the Q group a few days earlier.

That's why she said it in the group, and someone replied quickly.

[I have been prepared a long time ago, looking forward to the beauty of Shengsheng~]

[The computer screen is wiped clean, ready to lick the screen~]

【Ah, so excited, so excited! 】

[I've seen the trailer before, and Shengsheng has a lot of interactions with that Internet celebrity named Xiaoyi, do you want to catch the heat? 】

[Uh... No way, don't speculate maliciously, or you will recruit Shengsheng. 】

[That's right, Xiaoyi has a lot of fans, so don't start a fight, be careful with your words. 】

[What are you afraid of, this group is full of family members, just talking, who would be so boring to say it? 】

[Actually... I'm using the things from Xiaoyi's house, it's really good, Amway you guys...]

【ha?Isn't it all the effect of blowing out?I don't believe what I've said before! 】

[It’s really good, I just used the mask powder and aunt’s stickers today, and I think the previous cleansing masks are rubbish. 】

【Um?Isn't mask powder for acne?How can it be a cleansing mask? 】

[Are you out?Except for people with acne, who doesn't use mask powder as a cleansing mask?The effect is not too great!Clean up all the dirt on your face! 】

[Don't talk about other things in Shengsheng's fan group, the show is about to start, hurry up and watch it. 】

【Okay~】

As soon as "Wild Survival Live" was broadcast, there were thousands of bullet screens in just a few minutes, and most of them were about Xiao Yi and Liang Qi.

【I came to see my Shengsheng~】

[Come and see my husband Xiao Yi. 】

【Ah, I am Xiaoyi's wife! ! 】

【My Shengsheng is the most beautiful man in the world, lick lick~】

At the beginning of the show, there are shots of the six people starting from the hotel.

Then drove to the forest.

At the end of the broadcast, the fan barrage looks like this——

[Ahhh, I'm worried about Shengsheng! 】

[Hope you don't run into danger! 】

【nervous! 】

[Why is Xiao Yi still wearing a mask! 】

【Disappointed……】

【In the trailer, it didn't say that Xiao Yi was wearing a mask. I've been waiting for it for a long time...】

【I came here just to see Xiao Yi's true face, stop watching and leave. 】

[Although I'm a little disappointed, I'll still watch it for Xiaoyi's sake! 】

Qiu Yi and his six entered the forest and looked for food. Qiu Yi was lucky enough to catch a rabbit, so the barrage looked like this——

[The bunny is so cute, how can you eat the bunny hahaha eat eat eat! 】

[Hahaha the rabbit's position is not enough for your coquettish position, bro! 】

At night, Huang Sisi borrowed mosquito repellent cream, and the barrage became like this——

[Who is that woman?I hate it~]

[Hahaha Xiao Yi did a good job! 】

【Hmph, the mosquito repellent cream for your nails is cheap for you~】

Then the show was broadcast to the point where Liang Qiao sprained his ankle, and the fans shouted out their distress, and some bullet screens were like this——

[Shengsheng seems to have red eyes?Touch, don’t cry, don’t cry~]

[Xiaoyi's boyfriend Li max, let's marry Shengsheng to Xiaoyi~]

[Was I staring at Xiao Yi and Sheng Sheng the whole time, am I hopeless?I really want them to be together...]

[Eh, eh, Sheng Sheng blushed from embarrassment?Am I wrong? 】

[That's right, you're not the only one who saw it. 】

[Oh my god, it's so cute! 】

【Hungry for two days, distressed...】

When the scene where Qiu Yi was being chased by a pheasant was broadcasted, the bullet screen was filled with laughter——

[This chicken claw is amazing! 】

[Fortunately, I insisted on watching it, it's really funny!I'm so cute! 】

[Hahaha Xiao Yi was chased by a pheasant!There are so many pheasant scenes hahaha! 】

[Hahaha stole all the eggs laid by the pheasant, it's no wonder I didn't chase you! 】

【Oh, poor pheasant, not only did he fail to keep his eggs, he was also eaten...】

【Have you seen it?That Wang Xiong's eyes turned green when he saw the pheasant, he seemed really hungry! 】

【Brother photographer's teeth are so white...】

After the show was finished, Miao Shan was very excited to share her feelings in the group.

【My God, Shengsheng is so cute!That Xiaoyi is so funny! 】

[I take back what I said before, I am now in love with the cp couple Shengsheng and Xiaoyi! 】

[Official candy, so sweet. 】

[Hahaha let's get together, they're so cute! 】

[The scene of being chased by the pheasant made me laugh like crazy, and then my mother was startled by my laughter, and when I came in to see it, I laughed until my stomach ached. 】

[There is also the scene where Xiao Yi memorizes Sheng Sheng, I saved a screenshot of it haha. 】

【The interaction between the two of them is so sweet~】

【I'm a straight man, I'm about to be bent...】

Liang Qi came home early from work and turned on the TV as soon as nine o'clock came.

By the way, he also opened the barrage, so that he can know how many people who watch the show like and hate him.

However, he did not expect that today's barrage style is a bit strange. The following is the barrage he saw——

[I heard that the program team invited Liang Qi and Internet celebrities, and I didn't want to watch it, but my friend said that watching the trailer felt good, so I came up to have a look, and I was forced into a mouthful of dog food!Obviously I hate Liang Qi, why do I think he is arrogant now? 】

[Hahaha I just want to see the interaction between Xiaoyi and Shengsheng, let's just stay together! 】

[At first, I hated the Internet celebrities on this show, and I was worried that I would take advantage of Shengsheng's popularity, but now...hehe. 】

[I took a screenshot and used it as a computer desktop. 】

[This issue is good, but it's better not to sell rot~]

[Man or something, me!happiness!joyous! 】

Liang Qi: "...???"

What happened?Why didn't I, the client, see any ambiguity, but you melon-eaters did?

Liang Qi hurriedly went to Weibo, and sure enough, all the comments were strange.

He went to Xiaoyi's homepage to see it, and it turned out to be the same.

Why are all the younger sisters swollen now?

There are actually men also joining in the fun!

Liang Qi was so ashamed and angry that he almost wanted to drop his phone!He is the straightest straight man!

The most beautiful straight man in the world!

At this time, Qiu Yi just finished watching the show, and he felt that his image in the show was a bit funny, not to mention others.

He glanced at He Bo beside him with the upturned corner of his mouth, and his ears turned red immediately.

Emma, ​​I feel a little ashamed...

When he checked Weibo as usual before going to bed, he was instantly stunned by the fans' enthusiastic comments.

There is everything in the comments--

【I didn’t see Xiao Yi’s appearance, I’m not happy￣へ￣】

[I really want to throw away that broken mask! ! ! 】

[Xiao Yi, you are so funny on the show! 】

【Distressed, I ate so much in three days...】

【Hahaha I will always remember that pheasant and her eggs! 】

[The pheasant will die in peace! 】

[Tutu will die with peace in his eyes! 】

[Hahaha is rabbit meat delicious?Is pheasant very firewood?Drooling~]

【Xiao Yi is so gentle, she actually carried Sheng Sheng on her back. 】

【bless all of you. (Mysterious Smile.jpg)]

[Xiao Yi must be attacking!Sheng Sheng is arrogant! 】

【nonsense!My Shengsheng is a big master! 】

【nonsense!Can the beautiful and soft Sheng Sheng be able to attack? 】

[I used to think that you were just joking, but now I was wrong... I beg you to be together~]

【Together!together! 】

[Hey, don't take the rhythm!What if my little Yi is a straight man?You are not good, are you? 】

[Just be plain, don't talk nonsense, if Xiao Yi and Liang Qi are straight men, they will be very embarrassed if you do this! 】

[They are all crazy, is it interesting to mix cp? 】

Qiu Yi: "..." What is the current girl thinking about all day long?

Jing said some misleading things, what if He Bo found out?

He hurriedly posted on Weibo to clarify: Liang Qi and I met after participating in the show, and we are good friends now, girls, don't think about it!

After sending it out, he suddenly thought, isn't this getting darker and darker?

Sure enough, after looking at the comments on this Weibo, the hot commenters actually commented——

[Correct Interpretation: Liang Qi and I met after participating in the show, and we are together now, thanks to the girls for their matchmaking. 】

[Hahaha the most popular one is poisonous! 】

[Don't be like this, Xiao Yi will be angry if you talk about it again hahaha! 】

[An explanation is a cover-up, a cover-up is a hint, a hint is a reminder, a hint is an explicit statement, an explicit statement means something is true, and something is a fact, I understand. 】

[Happy to hear and see. 】

【Super Plus enjoy. 】

【Joyful? 】

[And the big bad wolf! 】

Qiu Yi just wanted to say, "Don't be funny!"