Stare at who turns into a cat [Comprehensive]

Before the kitten above his head was punched flying, Aizawa Juri subconsciously dodged to the side, then took it down and held it in his arms.

This is probably a cat king's instinct to protect his "brother". When he found that the face of the person in front of him was getting darker and darker, he explained with some embarrassment: "Zhongye, he is a cat now, very fragile..."

"Then you can change him back into a human form!" The painful memory of being cheated countless times hit his nerves, and Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't calm down at all. Take it out.

"Also, don't hug so tightly, you don't have a shirt on at all! Don't stick so close!"

Mr. Cadre rejoiced that he came quickly enough, but regretted that he should have stopped earlier. He shouldn't have been tempted by the idea of ​​a hot spring trip to get close to him... Cough cough.

In short, the green mackerel that is mixed with water should stay where it is cool!

The kitten targeted by him made a very aggrieved "meow" sound, and deliberately raised his head, looking pitifully into the tree, completely innocent and persecuted.

If he didn't know Dazai Osamu's nature, even Nakahara would be deceived, but he knew the other party so well that he could imagine the sly look on that person's face.

——"Chuya, you should know how soft-hearted that child is, right? He will never leave me alone~"

It seemed that the other party's unique frivolous voice came from his ear, which made him even more angry.

Sure enough, the black-haired boy who was occupied by fluffy didn't mean to be obedient, and tried his best to make excuses: "If he changes back into a human form, he will be more likely to cause trouble, and it will be easier to change into a cat. Look, this fluffy Paw pads, aren’t they cute—”

In order to keep the Bombay cat, he tried his best. He pinched the black cat's front paw with his fingers and waved towards the person in front of him.

Zhong Yuanzhong also had no expression on his face: "It's not cute."

——If you want to say cute, you must be the cutest guy... Really, it makes people angry in various senses!

As if he suddenly remembered something, his eyes narrowed again, and he asked dangerously: "Don't tell me, you are still responsible for bathing him? If you dare to say 'yes', I will beat you too."

"No."

Aizawa Juri responded very quickly, and followed up sincerely: "I don't even want to go in, hot springs or something..."

"The work of bathing Dazai-san—!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who had been in a shutdown state, suddenly came back to his senses, as if he had taken a hundred panaceas, his face was surprisingly rosy, and his voice was several tunes higher than usual, "Please leave it to me to finish it! "

Because the sound was too loud and the venue was too empty, the sound echoed repeatedly like a public execution, hitting the ears of everyone present.

Higuchi Ichiyo, who was eavesdropping outside the door, couldn't hold back immediately, and made a series of idiot declarations: "Ah, that's great, I want to bathe senior too! I can do it!"

"Are you a woman! Why are you standing outside the men's bath and peeping, give me a womanly look!"

The orange-haired cadre reacted quickly and scolded, picked up a bath towel and wrapped it around the boy in front of him, then turned his head and said to Akutagawa: "You can bathe Dazai whatever you want, take him away quickly!"

"I will definitely go all out!"

Akutagawa, who hates bathing the most, seems to have received an amnesty at this moment, rushing to hug the Bombay cat and wanting to rush into the hot spring.However, before he took two steps, he was once again stopped by the helpless Zhongyuan Zhongye.

"It's not just for him to wash! You have to take off your clothes yourself and take a good bath in the hot spring. This is the task assigned by the boss today. Don't try to escape."

"But, I don't need to recuperate, let alone soak in hot springs." The high-spirited fighting spirit disappeared in an instant, and the guerrilla leader, who was always as terrifying as a murderer, now looked more like a feline than the Bombay cat in his arms. .

At this moment, Aizawa Juri found an ally, and quickly followed up and said: "Chuya, everyone has their own choice, you shouldn't force it—eh?"

Before he could finish his "struggle with reason", he covered his mouth with a big hand that popped up from the side, turned his body around, and met the guardian in cool attire.

"You have to wash it even if you keep talking, or do you still want to try the old method?"

"..."

The survival instinct remaining in his body made him shake his head frantically at the first moment, struggling to utter an ambiguous syllable similar to "I will do it myself".

Seeing that Water Molecule No. [-] has been sanctioned, Zhongyuan Zhongyuan didn't show any mercy, and began to sanction Water Molecule No. [-].

"Take off your clothes and go in, otherwise, I'll just throw Dazai out."

"Then I can go out with you..." Akutagawa Ryunosuke hung his head and responded very stubbornly.

Regarding this, the cadre just moved his wrists, and amidst the crisp sound of "crack, bang", he said expressionlessly: "You may not understand, what I mean is—throw the body of the bastard Dazai outside. If he dies, or you go down to the hot springs and choose one yourself, this is an order from the cadres."

Then, everyone in Black Lizard watched helplessly as their captain, who had always been the strongest, had to succumb to the status quo in order to lure the cat, and began to take off his clothes slowly.

Atsushi Nakajima on the side widened his eyes, as if he had discovered a new world, twitched the corners of his mouth twice, and said with emotion: "Akutagawa is really hardworking, in every sense... ah, speaking of it, I should too Scrub your back for senior! Kunikida-san, please let me... Huh? When did you all go in?"

He belatedly discovered that while he was watching the fun, his companions from the detective agency had already taken up positions in the hot springs, and while soaking comfortably in the bath, they pricked up their ears to eavesdrop on the conversation in the locker room.

—too much? !Why not call him!Wow, Akutagawa's death vision is really scary...

The white-haired boy who lived at the bottom shrank his shoulders and hurried towards the inside of the hot spring, like a pitiful bleating lamb who had no choice but to find the organization.

However, the chaos in the hot spring was obviously not over yet, because even if the two water molecules were pushed to the edge of the pool, they refused to take another step, and their expressions looked extremely bitter and bitter.

"I say—you two!"

On one side is the junior who needs to be managed, and on the other is his sweetheart (cat). The orange-haired young man who takes on double responsibilities sighs, and commands helplessly: "Isn't it telling you to jump into the water and commit suicide? As for this? Hurry up, as long as After adapting to the environment in the water, there is nothing scary at all, right?"

Aizawa Juri looked back at him, his face was wrinkled, like a newspaper folded several times, filled with "There are always people who want to harm me".

"No, you don't understand, this is human's trial of felines, it's torture—" He tried to argue with the last chance, but was hugged by the other party in an instant, and became in a state of nowhere to escape.

Although Zhong Yuanzhong is also shorter (a little) than him, he is very strong, and it is not a problem to clamp his body with his arms, as if he is just a ball of light cotton.

The warm skin of the other party was close to him, because the distance was shortened a lot, coupled with the steam rising upwards, the temperature of the body rose, and the aroma of "catnip" also became stronger.

He rolled his Adam's apple unconsciously, made an embarrassing swallowing sound, and then shook shamefully.

——If you can bathe with catnip water, it seems, it seems that it is not unacceptable...?

The "Alliance" seemed to have noticed the change in his attitude, and there was a little imperceptible look of contempt in his eyes, and then the next second, the top ten cadres who worked hard in Hong Kong and the blacks spoke again and ordered: "Black Lizard, you also come to help, get Akutagawa into the water."

Akutagawa hugged the Bombay cat in his arms, as if he wanted to use supernatural powers to protect himself, but he couldn't do anything without his coat, and his physique was relatively weak, so he was soon pushed by his subordinates , Reluctantly took a step, dipped his feet in the water.

"All right."

"What a fart! Does it count as a bath if you dip your feet in water?!" Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but swear, raised his hand and pressed his forehead, suppressed his anger a little, and decided to use his trump card.

"Don't you want Dazai to recognize you? Now he is watching, are you sure you want to behave like this...?"

"... I understand."

As soon as Osamu Dazai's name was mentioned, Ryunosuke Akutagawa would be full of motivation. Now, he pursed his lips tightly, held up the dumb-faced Bombay cat, and finally walked down the stone steps of the hot spring.

On the other side, the orange-haired youth also entered the water without hesitation. Even though the person under his arm shrank more and more, almost hanging on his upper body like a sloth, he didn't intend to stop.

"Zhongye..."

The black-haired boy who has always been a boss is rarely so weak, his voice is like a mosquito, softly, "Forget it, I really don't like it, it's too wet..."

"It's good to soak for a while, it's okay." Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that the posture of the two people was not very good, and subconsciously dodged behind the stones in the hot spring pool to avoid Mr. Guardian's too sharp gaze.

"You just need to look at me now, and don't think about the rest."

"Even if you say so..."

In order to maintain his balance, Juli deftly changed his posture, basically hanging on the young man's body frontally, with his legs clamped around the other's waist, and his body leaning directly on the stone, he frowned and complained: "I can't change this place either." The fact that it’s all water, oh, it’s really annoying... how long does it take to soak?”

"Most half of your body is still outside." The orange-haired young man wrapped his arms around the feline's legs, hugged and dragged it down, letting the hot spring water soak up to the other's chest, before stopping himself Actions.

So engrossed in bathing the feline, he doesn't realize just how bad the two of them are in their poses.When he calmed down and decided to appease the emotions of his sweetheart (the cat), the inexperienced cadre discovered that the state of the two of them did not look bad, but was really bad...

——No, this brat's body is leaning against an incredible position!He can bear it no longer, he is also a normal man!This, this, this is too much a test, right? ! !