Asylum on Earth [Unlimited Stream]

In 2019, the human waste removal plan is running steadily.

Of course, our protagonist Bai Jianxiao didn't notice it at the moment. He was drinking yogurt and checking the public opinion ecology on Weibo.

The trailer of his latest big-budget movie has just been released, and the fandom explodes immediately, the people spread the word, the headlines of all major media fall, and the entertainment industry becomes a sea of ​​joy.

"Why did God give him a god-like appearance and devil-like acting skills!"

"To tell you the truth, in the trailer where the heroine died in Xiaobao's arms, Xiaobao cried, and I laughed." Followed by an emoji, it was his photo with a few black lines drawn on it, Wording: I was imprisoned for my poor acting skills.

"Xiao'er is my life's pistachio," Bai Jianxiao, the long-loved ID, is familiar, "I love him!"

Thank you for loving me, Bai Jianxiao liked her, and wanted to discuss it, next time when you put me into an emoji, can you use some nice hard photos?

"Everyone doesn't understand Mr. Bai. It will take ten years for someone to understand Mr. Bai's movies. Mr. Bai's performance must be appreciated [doge] [doge] [doge] carefully, because those who appreciate it with their eyes are blind."

"Ah ah ah ah ah Xiaoxiao's husband is so handsome! Husband fucks me hard!" a user with a rainbow avatar croaked.

What's going on, Bai Jianxiao's expression is a little dull, why does this fan seem to be a man?

"Bai Fan is here! Everyone, hurry up and piss on his face!" The buildings in the building were filled with feces and urine, and everyone was throwing shit on their lovely fans.

"Have you noticed that Xiao'er has a particularly high proportion of gay fans?" The user named "Bai Jianxiao is confused today" has sharp eyes.

I don't want to either... Bai Jianxiao feels the same way. Didn't I just take off my shirt a few times and show off my abs for the box office...

Bai Jianxiao has no other advantages, except for his good temper.Although notorious, he has always accepted criticism with an open mind, actively liked his black photos, and interacted with Heizi from time to time.Whenever there was a press conference, he would just stand there in a dazed manner, smiling slightly, letting the media make things difficult for him, and I was as calm as a mountain.

After a long time, everyone found that Bai Jianxiao was really a bright moon hanging in the sky, and love and hate in the world had nothing to do with him.Although many people are not happy to see him, but every night he still has to swing around the sky on time, spreading the light of beauty all over the earth, making all the stars eclipsed.

Even the fans got up together with him, he couldn't fight back when he hit him, he couldn't fight back when he scolded him, he ran faster than anyone else when he exploded with black material, and his painting style was indistinguishable from ghosts and ghosts, as if he had merged with black.

Bai Jianxiao sucked up the yogurt and yawned. He was exhausted from running around for movie promotion these days.Just as I was about to lie on the bed and sleep for a while, my phone vibrated.

Bai Jianxiao lazily picked up the phone and glanced at it, oh, it's a female celebrity who has a good relationship with him, but she hasn't contacted him for at least half a year.What will happen if you look for him so late?

"Jian Xiao, run!" The text message was full of endless words.

Bai Jianxiao was puzzled.

Something was wrong, but I couldn't tell.Speaking of which, isn't it too quiet today?On such a hot summer night, there are not even cicadas singing.

The next text pops up: "Run! Human Trash"

Why are you swearing at people for no reason?Or did you say it was sent out before it was finished?

With a "snap", the phone fell on the face without holding it.Bai Jianxiao looked at the ceiling blankly, he didn't understand the meaning of the text message.

Lu Lu is not a person who likes to joke.When playing truth or dare, she never only chooses truth or dare, so it shouldn't be a big adventure game.Could it be that he was kidnapped?This strange sentence contains some kind of hint?And what year has it been, and is there still someone sending text messages?

Bai Jianxiao replied with a question mark to show that she was too lazy to type but was very concerned.He closed his eyes again.

"Boom—boom—boom—" There was a light knock on the door.

Who, in the middle of the night... wait!

Bai Jianxiao was startled, a layer of white sweat formed on his back.It was his bedroom door that was knocked!

Even the agent doesn't have the key to his house!

Bai Jianxiao tried to dial 110 with trembling fingers, but for some reason the phone had no signal.He instantly remembered what was wrong: when he received Lu Lu's text message just now, his phone showed no signal!

So where did those two text messages come from? !

Without giving him time to think, the knocker turned the handle and the door swung open.

Bai Jianxiao slipped into bed, clutching the phone tightly in her hand, squinting her eyes and pretending to be asleep.He was going to jump up from the bed and punch the outlaw when he approached.

— but his acting skills are poor.

"Mr. Bai, you are under arrest." The footsteps stopped three steps away from the bed, and a male voice sounded like an announcer.His pale acting skills melted under the opponent's bright eyes.

Bai Jianxiao opened her eyes in frustration, and saw a strange man standing beside her bed.The height of a man is definitely more than two meters, and the whole person is one size larger than ordinary humans.He has an ordinary appearance, pale skin, and big black eyes, looking at himself miserably.

The strangest thing is that there is a halo on his head.Bai Jianxiao looked around, but couldn't find where the connection was, as if the golden ring was floating above the man's head.

"What crime did I commit?" Bai Jianxiao forced himself to calm down, "It is against the law to break into a private house. Your appearance has been captured by surveillance cameras, and I can sue you at any time."

"Your acting skills are so poor that you have already been listed in the removal plan." The man said.

"What clearing plan?" Bai Jianxiao asked blankly.

"Human garbage removal plan." The man said these eight words without emotion, and stretched out his hand to press on his head.

Before he could make any resistance, he lost consciousness.

When he woke up again, he found himself lying in prison.

It was the lower bunk of the bunk bed and it smelled musty.Looking out, there are gray walls and iron fences, and a tall man in uniform with a halo on his head is standing outside. Although he looks different from the man with the halo before, his expression is the same—the expression of a dead man.

Bai Jianxiao moved her fingers, but she didn't have a mobile phone.There was something on his neck that made him feel uncomfortable. He reached out and touched it. It seemed to be a black leather collar.He tried to sit up, and the bed creaked immediately, and someone shouted, "He's awake!"

This voice is very familiar.

Two handsome men came to his bedside, both with concerned expressions on their faces.One was tall and thin, with a gentle and dignified appearance, and the other had thick eyebrows and big eyes, dyed with golden hair, like a majestic little tiger.

Damn familiar, Bai Jianxiao rubbed his head, he must have seen these two people somewhere.

"Bai Jianxiao?" The tall and thin one called out his name, "You were also arrested! We met before, my name is Zhou Xingzhi, he is Fang Yuan."

The moment he announced his name, Bai Jianxiao's memory was also awakened.By the way, both Zhou Xingzhi and Fang Yuan are film and television stars, and their acting skills are surprisingly bad. Zhou Xingzhi specializes in making Marysu costume idol dramas, and Fang Yuan was born in gymnastics, and has taken over several martial arts blockbusters.

These two people are not very famous, no wonder I didn't think of it for a while.

"Brother Bai, how did you come in?" Fang Yuan asked.

How did I get in? Don't you have any AC numbers in mind...

Bai Jianxiao got up from the bed and said, "I don't know, I just lay here with my eyes open and closed."

Fang Yuan smirked and said: "Haha, we are too."

"So you don't know anything?"

Zhou Xingzhi nodded in embarrassment: "Actually, we have just woken up not long ago, but there is still one person here, who should know something."

Saying that, the person Zhou Xingzhi was talking about climbed down from the upper bunk and turned around slowly.He has messy curly hair, festered skin, bulging, red bloodshot eyes, sunken cheeks, buck teeth, and an expression that seems to be perpetually expressing astonishment.

"Oh, Bai Jianxiao, the king of bad movies," the man glanced over, showing a sarcastic smile, "Zhou Xingzhi and Fang Yuan are here, I'm thinking that you should be the next one."

"May I ask who you are?" Bai Jianxiao wasn't angry at all, but showed a kind smile specially for the camera.

"Lu Wenhao." Lu Wenhao stretched his waist, "A failed online writer was locked up because of his poor writing."

He wasn't locked up for being too bad at acting.Bai Jianxiao captured this information, and the keyword that could define the four of them became "human garbage".

"Are we all included in the human garbage removal plan?" Bai Jianxiao asked.

"Yes, you are smarter than them." Lu Wenhao sat down on the stool, yawning, "I don't even bother to tell you, who knows if you are going to die soon."

"Before the three of us came, all three people in this cell died?" Bai Jianxiao asked again.

"Yes." Lu Wenhao stared straight at them, "You three will be the next batch to die."

"How to die?"

"Games, you will participate in a lot of interesting games, then lose, and then die." Lu Wenhao pointed to the halo people outside, "Did you see those angels? They are the ones who make the rules and the executioners. They want us die."

Those who dare to wear a halo are really called angels.

Fang Yuan couldn't help asking: "Where are we? How do we get out of here? Is there no one to take care of such a big cell and illegally detain so many people?!"

Lu Wenhao rolled his eyes at him: "Haven't you found out yet? We are no longer in this world."

Fang Yuan was terrified, his face turned green, "Ah? What do you mean?!"

"It means that we have probably been drawn into some kind of supernatural space." Bai Jianxiao showed him the watch on his wrist, and the two hands were spinning like crazy.

"Why don't you look surprised at all?" Fang Yuan exclaimed.

"I've never seen any monsters and ghosts before," Bai Jianxiao said calmly, "I've already seen the scene where thousands of black fans lined up the airport to welcome me. I'm not afraid of such a small scene."

In fact, he was very clueless, but there was no need to say it.Zhou Xingzhi and Fang Yuan will only be more panicked than him, and Lu Wenhao is waiting to see their jokes.

"You have a good attitude, as if you can live a little longer." Lu Wenhao gave him a thumbs up, "Just for a while."

"If you can tell us more information, maybe we can still be saved." Bai Jianxiao said earnestly, "It's all human garbage, and it's fate that they were sorted together."

"It's fate to be roommates with three big stars." Lu Wenhao smiled, "Remember to sign for me, if you can go out. Your autographs can sell for a lot of money."

"If you can go out, I'll call you 100 million." Bai Jianxiao sat down opposite him, "Aren't you a writer, I can still recommend your book to the top of Weibo."

Lu Wenhao was stunned for a moment, and then showed a real smile: "In the past, I could wake up from my dreams with a smile, but now I will just dream, because I can't get out, haha. I will only say the next thing, you guys Remember everything clearly."

"Yeah." Fang Yuan nodded like pecking rice.

"Brother Bai has a solution." Zhou Xingzhi was older than him, and he was not at all happy to be called Bai Jianxiao like that.He patted the bed next to him, "Sit. What time is it, just be casual."

Fang Yuan and Zhou Xingzhi sat next to him on the left and one on the right, the three of them sat upright like elementary school students waiting for Lu Wenhao's instruction.

Lu Wenhao began to talk: "I have been here for less than a month, and I don't know much, so don't blame me if I say something wrong. The human garbage removal plan is carried out by these angels, and they are prison guards here. This prison is very Big, big beyond your imagination, no one knows where the exit is, because they will never get out. The prisoners here were all losers in all walks of life before, they were caught here by angels, and they participated in the game as players—hehe , It’s a game, but people will die! Players earn points through the game, and if they have points, they can live. If they don’t have points, they will be executed by angels. It is said that if you earn enough points, you can get out of here, but who knows how much it will cost.”

"What's the content of the game?" Bai Jianxiao asked.He has only participated in small games in variety shows, such as mushroom squatting and bench grabbing.Because he repeatedly failed to play the cards according to the script, he later served as the host of such games.In other words, he is particularly good at Xiaoxiaole and Doudizhu, and he can also play Mahjong twice.

"There are many games, all of which are different. I don't know what yours is. My first game is to enter the novel I wrote, start from the unfinished part, and re-arrange the ending until the angel judges are satisfied." Lu Wenhao wiped his face, "Let's not talk about it, the soil that was dug and lost at that time, in the end, I have to eat it myself."

The content of this game is beyond human imagination, and the three newcomers are still at a loss as to what it means.Bai Jianxiao was stunned in secret. She wouldn't be in a movie she'd made before, would she?Then he would commit suicide sooner.

"It's okay, you will know when you go in. You can't die in the first game, and only 500 points will be deducted if you fail. Your initial points are 1000. But if you fail in the second game, you will die." Lu Wenhao sank down on the chair in depression, fiddled with his blue toes, "The other three died the second time."

"Then how did you get past the second game?"

"I haven't gone in yet." Lu Wenhao's expression was stiff and weird, "After the first game is over, every day you stay in the cell will consume a lot of points. I won the first game, so the points are more generous than theirs .I haven't entered the second game yet. But I don't have much time. I'm next."

Bai Jianxiao fell silent.

Lu Wenhao stood up and took out a notebook from his arms, his hands trembling. "I'm spending my last days writing a novel, are you interested in reading it?"

Bai Jianxiao took the notebook and saw that the name "Devil May Cry in Ten Directions" was signed on the title page, which should be Lu Wenhao's pen name.Bai Jianxiao remembered that the author was writing horror novels, and the chapters were unfinished, and was scolded by the readers so that the ancestral graves were filled with black smoke.

In other words, his first game entered the world of horror novels he wrote, and he tried his best to save an unfinished ending.

Bai Jianxiao turned to the first page, Zhou Xingzhi and Fang Yuan came over to read it.They both held their breath at the same time.The same sentence was written over and over again on the paper: "I don't want to go in, it's too scary! I don't have time! I don't want to go in..."

Lu Wenhao stared at them with a smile, his eyes full of madness.His terrible face was made more terrible by the smile, and it was creepy like a ghost.

These sentences are scribbled frantically, piercing the back of the page, page after page.Bai Jianxiao flipped through it quickly, and on the next few pages there appeared a few lines of even crazier characters:

"They're all dead! I'm next! They're all dead! I'm next! They're all dead! I'm next!"

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Welcome to the pit??ヽ(°▽°)ノ?

Small Theater 1 [Real World Forum]

Landlord: Last night I dreamed that Xiaobao disappeared!I searched all his favorite hotpot restaurants, but I couldn't find Xiaobao!Rational discussion, if one day Xiaobao dies, will it cause a major earthquake in the Chinese film industry?

1L: Oh, Xiaoxiao retired?Isn't that better.jpg

2L: Isn't that better.jpg

3L: The child star became popular when he debuted. It was agreed to be popular for three years, and three years later, and then three years later, it became popular for almost ten years, boss!Do you have to rush to the world to win the Golden Raspberry Award before you are willing to stop? !

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182L: But having said that, if I really don't see Bai Jianxiao one day, I'll still miss him.

188L: Although, why are there so many people after 11 o'clock, are you all...

189L: I'm sorry, I confess, I'm squatting to grab tickets for the premiere.

223L: Me too...

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LZ: Fuck, tickets to the premiere are cut in seconds, luckily I'm quick!I love Xiaobao, he is so beautiful!Let's go to bed early, I brought Xiaobao back in my dream today.