Asylum on Earth [Unlimited Stream]

After leaving this sentence, Bai Jianxiao was too lazy to observe Michael's reaction, turned around and walked towards the statue in front of him.

The Chinese folk statues are either King Kong with angry eyes and jealousy, or Bodhisattvas with low eyebrows and solemn treasures. There are very few such evil gods, let alone goddesses.Bai Jianxiao easily guessed her identity - Queen Mother of the West.

"Leopard tail, tiger teeth, whistling, fluffy hair and wearing hoops." This is the description of the Queen Mother of the West in the "Shan Hai Jing". It is said that this god of the prehistoric period "Sitian Zhili and the Five Disabled" is the supreme goddess of Western Kunlun. .It's just that after a series of mythological evolutions, later generations not only created an Eastern Prince to dominate her, but also married her to the Jade Emperor as the Queen Mother.

The reason why Bai Jianxiao knew so clearly was that he had just finished filming the epic bad movie "Mountain and Sea Ballad" with an investment of one billion.The original title of the film is "The Classic of Mountains and Seas--The Legend of the Great Witch", but the title did not pass the review.Originally, the story was about a great wizard in the Dharma-ending Era looking for the bones of the gods and beating strange beasts, but the script didn't pass the review.In the end, the main line was changed to fall in love with Nine-Tailed Fox, and Xiaohua, who was popular in traffic, was invited to play Nine-Tailed Fox. The sun and the moon are dark...

During that long period of torment, Bai Jianxiao read the original "Shan Hai Jing" twice, and was very impressed with the Queen Mother of the West.After all, he is an immortal living in the sky above his head. If he could comfort himself just now that he is not in God's pastoral area, now he has to redouble his energy to deal with this local goddess.

"I've already learned about the general situation from Michael," Bai Jianxiao asked straight to the point, "If I kill the other two gods for you, what can you give me?"

The clay sculpture of Queen Mother of the West came alive, with a little smile on her face, which made people feel dazzling and beautiful.

"Look at the table. I have the peach of immortality, the lottery of the future, and the pill of washing the marrow and renewing the bone. You can choose one and use it. When the big thing is done, you can take the remaining two."

As she said, there are three magic treasures on the altar table, a white flat peach, an ebony stick, and a gourd filled with elixir.

"Is it really possible to live forever?" Bai Jianxiao's gaze was immediately attracted by the pink and tender peach. Immortality is something that many emperors in ancient times coveted, and it can be obtained so easily?

The statue made of mud moved like a weak and boneless woman, and the jade pendants all over her body were ringing, holding up the flat peach and handing it to him, "Why don't you try it?"

The kinder her attitude and the gentler her smile, the more creepy Bai Jianxiao felt, and quickly waved her hand to refuse, "It's nothing, you can keep the good things for yourself."

Immortality, washing the marrow and renewing the bones sounded attractive, but he didn't dare to eat indiscriminately. After much deliberation, it would be more appropriate to ask for a lottery.Since she said that this lottery can predict the future, it might be helpful to find a way out.

Bai Jianxiao raised the stick and shook it vigorously for a while, then a stick flew out and landed on the ground. When he picked it up, he saw that there were only four large characters on the sign: "Live to death".

"Live to die?" Bai Jianxiao frowned, "What do you mean?"

Queen Mother Xi said: "Go and slaughter the golden-headed white-feathered chicken and the flying dough, and I will untie the lottery for you."

She was very straightforward, so Bai Jianxiao asked a few more questions: "Michael wants to crusade against pagan gods, I can understand, why did you kill them both?"

"If you don't kill them, the door behind me won't be able to open," Queen Mother Xi changed into a side-lying position of a noble concubine, and the black bird landed on her fingers, making a clear chirp, "Sitting here all day long is boring."

"Where does this door lead to?" Bai Jianxiao asked.

"Kunlun." The Queen Mother of the West lowered her eyebrows, seeming to have infinite nostalgia. "Kunlun is eight hundred miles away. The mountains are so high that white jade molds the bones, and the wind and snow freeze the soul. It's rare for me to be your queen mother."

"Then how did you get here?"

"You ask how the statue came here? Naturally, it was moved here," Queen Mother Xi exclaimed in surprise, "If I am a real god, I would have already led ten thousand thunders to knock down this shabby house."

She knows her own essence, how could she not know what is behind the door?Behind the door was another terrible room for herself, a place she could never go to, she was just a statue of a god.

"I see." Bai Jianxiao nodded, "Maybe I'll come back."

"The ones who promised me to come back didn't come back in the end." Queen Mother Xi said that she was not surprised. *

Bai Jianxiao shrugged, at least between her and Michael, he was more inclined to choose Queen Mother Xi, and the next thing to see was whether the last "flying dough" was worth his change of heart.

Listening to everyone's progress through the microphone, the old players have basically cleared more than five rooms. He, Meng Xiang, and Li Yiyi were the slowest, in the third room, and Seinfeld in the fourth.

After Yu Jianda joined the group, he soon had room to play. He entered the observation room and began to point fingers. Every word he said seemed to be owed 800 million by others.

"Seinfeld, your grandma's, get back! There's a pit ahead!"

"Li Yiyi, don't move around! Cut the red thread! I think you're just being scolded...cry, bitch!"

Although the words were harsh, at least they were helping others. The people he helped gritted their teeth and swallowed the "stupid" and "thank you" into their stomachs.

Bai Jianxiao pricked up one ear, expecting him to observe her room.For now, the danger hasn't happened yet, and he really wants to know what this room looks like from God's perspective.

"Xiao Jianbai!"

Bai Jianxiao shivered, pricked up the other ear, and listened attentively.

"This room of yours..." Yu Jianda hesitated for a while, as if he was looking for words in the "Mouth Smell Encyclopedia" in his heart, and after a while he sighed, "Something is wrong!"

"What's wrong?"

"The other rooms are all clear, but your room is only...hey, how should I put it," Yu Jianda tongue-tied, "shrouded in a thick layer of black fog, like shooting a ghost movie. "

What kind of description is this, why can't he see the thick fog?Bai Jianxiao's goosebumps arose, "Be clear, you didn't see anything at the door?"

"Uh, there is something," Yu Jianda stammered, "Damn it, take a closer look, I'm so disgusted..."

"Say it quickly." Bai Jianxiao's heart was lifted by him.

"It's all fragments of corpses, stuffed inside the statue, all fucking finely chopped, brains, eyes, intestines, broken bones, and bones are mixed together, and they're still fucking wriggling." Yu Jianda was so disgusted. Even said a bunch of swear words lyrically.

Bai Jianxiao looked at Michael and the Queen Mother of the West again, and felt that the two statues were smiling at him—a sinister, creepy smile.

He didn't have the courage to break the statue to see what was inside, even though he had just dissected the body in the last room... The evil wrapped in the exquisite shell could create deeper fear, his stomach churned and he almost vomited.

"Don't be afraid in vain," Lu Zhiqiong suddenly interrupted the conversation, "This only shows that these pretending things rely on absorbing corpses to maintain their operation. What's the difference between them and maggots?"

Yeah, what's the difference between that and maggots?

Just Lu Zhiqiong's voice gave him great comfort, even when he called himself Bai Bai, it seemed so pleasing to his ears, Bai Jianxiao was relieved, and said what he just discovered: "I just asked Zhi to predict the future On it, the words 'Born to Death' were given. I didn't try to figure out what it meant, but it might be a clue."

These four words are inexplicable, and everyone discussed it, but still have no idea.

Bai Jianxiao secretly decided that anyway, she must choose one of the three evil gods in the end. It would be better to choose the Queen Mother of the West. Maybe she could find out the specific meaning of "living to death".But before that, he was going to take a look at the Dough Monster and investigate the enemy's situation.

"I know what you're going to ask," Dough Monster said before he could speak, "I'm the Flying Spaghetti God."*

So you still have a name?Dare you really be a ball of noodles?In an instant, countless flaws floated through Bai Jianxiao's heart, and finally turned into a "poof" that couldn't help but laugh.

"Why do you laugh only when you see me?" Flying Noodle God's two tentacled eyes quickly extended to his face.

Bai Jianxiao showed his professionalism, held back his laughter, and said solemnly: "The essence of comedy is to tear up worthless things for people to see. When you see a dough claiming to be God, you can't help laughing at its absurdity." through."

"Since the hybrid creation of birds and humans, and the products of totem worship of tigers and leopards can be called gods, why can't noodles be called gods?" Flying Noodle God retracted his tentacles, and the noodles' limbs fluttered in the air like soft octopus whiskers, "If life Design by some supernatural intelligence, why couldn't it have been created by a flying blob of spaghetti after a heavy drinking session?"

"..." Bai Jianxiao couldn't keep up with the logic of the dough for a moment, "I think people should hope that their creators are omnipotent and perfect, right? If you believe that you were created by a mess of spaghetti, probably It will make people a little frustrated, thinking why do they have to get up for work today, why not let their miserable life cook for a while longer and turn into gnocchi..."

"Oh, if you believe in the Flying Spaghetti God religion, every Friday is our holy day. The believers can ask their bosses to rest. We have always been a loyal supporter of the four-day and three-day system."

Bai Jianxiao, who had never believed in anything before, was moved for a moment and said to rest four days and three days a week. This was simply the cutest teaching he had ever heard!The big star, who was busy all month long, shed lasagna tears in his heart.

"Do you believe in the existence of God?" From the stalwart body of the Flying Noodle God, a rumbling voice of wisdom came out.

"I didn't believe it before, but since I was captured by an angel yesterday, my view of materialism has collapsed. Since the universe that has not been discovered by humans is so vast, it is possible that there is a god," Bai Jianxiao thought After thinking about it, he added, "However, I still have a little psychological barrier to believe that noodles are gods."

"Well, if you can prove that I don't exist, I'll give you 100 million dollars." Flying Noodle God immediately continued, "It would be even better if you can prove that they don't exist, and I'll give you 200 million dollars."

"What's the use of this dollar, and how can I prove that something doesn't exist..." Bai Jianxiao waved his hand weakly, then raised his head alertly, "Wait, isn't this the condition you gave? You know I don't know what the other two gods promised me? An invincible sword, immortality, cleansing the marrow and renewing the bones..."

"400 million?" Flying Noodle God hesitated for a moment, "If there is more, I may need the foundation to release crowdfunding. Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before the money is raised. My teaching has developed rapidly on the Internet recently..."

"I'm leaving." Bai Jianxiao turned around and left.

"Wait!" A piece of soft noodles hooked his hand, Bai Jianxiao looked back, and saw the moving brilliance in those round black eyes.

"Don't you like spaghetti?" Flying Spaghetti God tortured his soul, "There is no one who doesn't like spaghetti."

What am I supposed to say...

"Sorry, I'm from Lanzhou Ramen School." Bai Jianxiao pinched the noodles with two fingers and threw them aside.

"All noodles are equal. Although fundamentalists only recognize the orthodox and unifying god status of pasta, the Dajiu Pan Noodle School is more popular in Greater China. Whether you like Chongqing small noodles or Wuhan hot dry noodles, whether it is fried noodles Mixed noodles, soup noodles, and noodles with fried sauce can all be accepted by the Dajiu Pan Noodle School." Feitian Noodle God Pa held his hand, "Well, except for the biangbiang noodles in Shaanxi, because the characters are too difficult to write, we haven't entered them yet. system……"

"Okay, I will chew less when I eat you later." Bai Jianxiao walked towards Queen Mother Xi without looking back.

"No one chose me." Flying Noodle God said lonely behind him, "So in the end, it all became nourishment."

Bai Jianxiao's footsteps stopped, and the losers would become nourishment, that is, corpses stuffed with statues, but there is no corpse here in Feitian Noodle God. Does this mean that players who choose Feitian Noodle God are all successful? Cleared? !

The more Bai Jianxiao thought about it, the more reasonable it became, and she was glad that she didn't make a rash decision. In fact, she turned around and thought about it. There must be a monster when things go wrong, and the most bizarre-looking Flying Noodle God may be the monster who broke the situation.

He walked back to the Flying Noodle God again, and held his beard eagerly, "Did you just mean that the player who chose the other two gods failed, and was eaten by the god in the end, and chose you?" All players won in the end?"

Flying Noodle God shook his hand excitedly, and replied earnestly: "Oh, that's not..."

"Ok?"

"The players who chose me were all eaten by them in the end."

……waste!

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*"The ones who promised to come back to me didn't come back in the end." Queen Mother Xi said that she was not surprised.

The stalk of this sentence comes from "Mu Tianzi Biography". King Mu of Zhou drove eight steeds to the west to tour the world, and came to the country of Queen Mother of the West.King Mu of Zhou said that he will come back when the world is peaceful and the river is clear and the sea is clean, for a period of three years.

Of course, in the end King Mu of Zhou never came back.

*The description of the God of Flying Noodles refers to the teachings of the Tenjin Sect of Flying Noodles, and there are also parts derived from my own.

This religion is very interesting, you can search for yourself~