Blessing Potion [Comprehensive British and American]

Voldemort has been in a dormant state since his resurrection, without any major actions—or in other words, he did not ask Lucius to cooperate in any "big actions". The few summons mentioned the "Potions Master" who seemed to have completely betrayed him.

"Where's the snake? The big one? Do you remember?"

One day Dumbledore suddenly asked the platinum nobleman who had returned after being summoned.

"It has been recovered. Now it is following him like a shadow."

……

It's another Hogwarts start-of-the-year dinner.

Cyril calculated that this was the eighth year in the auditorium he was sitting in, and he sighed in his heart that eating rice rolls with his professor in Guangzhou seemed like it happened several years ago.

This year's teacher's seat was seated early on by a very... "eye-catching" lady.Cyril has a deep impression on her. He still remembers the lady's "wonderful performance and face" at the trial of Peter Pettigrew a few years ago, and her extraordinary enthusiasm for his father Benny. .

Xiaoha and Xiaolongbao were sent by Benny in the morning. Benny seemed to know something long ago, but he didn't say anything. He just patted his son's shoulder meaningfully and told him: "If someone is at school Do everything you can to get close to you or to trouble you, don't be polite, and don't be shy. I'll take care of what your grandfather taught you and what your father taught you. I'll take care of you. Well...Of course... As long as it's something Severus can handle, you'll be fine."

Cyril didn't know what his father was talking about at the time, but it didn't prevent him from echoing: "Oh."

Until the pink lady crossed the "difficult obstacles" (a row of chairs and the back row of tables), "overwhelmed the thorns" to the left of Cyril, and sat down "dignifiedly"--this was for her It's really not easy for a horizontally and vertically symmetrical body shape.

Only then did Cyril complain silently in his heart: "Merlin's stinky socks that haven't been washed in 800 years!"

"Ahem." The "Pink Fang Duner" next to him dragged away the dining chair and sat down, then gave a fake cough and turned his head around.

Cyril looked at his partner on the right side instantly, with gentle eyes: "Honey, I'm actually a little hungry."

Snape glanced expressionlessly at the witch who turned to look at this side with Cyril, and then turned his gaze back to the little friend beside him, his inorganic gaze became warm again.

"We can have dinner after the opening ceremony in a while."

"Pink Fangdun'er" faked coughing again with a smile on his face, trying to brush up his presence: "Ahem~~~!"

Cyril firmly threw her the back of the head: "I don't think I should have left half a pie at noon, and I regret it very much now."

Snape raised his eyes and gave "Pink Square" a questioning look, then quickly lowered his eyes without waiting for her to say anything, and continued to echo Cyril's unnutritious conversation: "I don't want it anymore... You had enough for lunch."

Xi Ruier pouted: "But the beef pie sent by my mother is really delicious, don't you think? The crust is soft, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, and the meat is full of fragrance..."

"Pink Square Duner": "..."

what happened? !The Hogwarts professor and the child of Senior McLean have pie in his mind all day long? ? ?

Professor Snape, who cooperated with the performance: "Well, it's delicious. Especially when you eat it with a face full of scum and don't know it."

Cyril pretended to be shy: "Oh, dear, you are a bit too much."

Snape's expression was blank for a second, and he quickly regained his state: "Probably because you are cute."

Pink Fang Duner Umbridge's fake cough turned into a real cough, and his chest was heaving up and down: "cough cough cough cough~~~"

"This newcomer...staff, do you feel uncomfortable with your lungs? This disease needs to be treated as soon as possible...I suggest you come to the medical wing to check after all, after all, it may be contagious." Madam Pomfrey said sincerely worry.

Umbridge gritted his teeth and drank water, and responded, "No thanks, maybe the air is a bit dry."

Cyril and Snape went back and forth like this, and completed 80 sentences of unnutritious dog-abuse dialogue under the amazed eyes of the surrounding crowd.Finally, during a time when the two of them were drinking water, "Pink Fang Duner" saw the opportunity and said the first sentence, probably because of coughing too much, his voice was a little hoarse, and it sounded like he was gnashing his teeth: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry... …I just overheard that the two of you are living together at Hogwarts? One bedroom?"

Cyril continued to drink, with a look on my face that I didn't hear and left it to my partner Severus to answer.

Snape put down his water glass, adjusted his sitting posture in a leisurely manner, his body slightly turned towards Cyril, his eyes were deep: "Yes."

"Pink Fang Dun'er" had a hoarse voice, her brows were furrowed, and she looked immoral and unsightly: "Oh...I didn't expect that Hogwarts has no...rules like this now."

"Where are there no rules?"

Cyril put down the water glass in his hand with a "click" and asked peacefully.

"Pink Fang Duner" immediately raised his eyebrows and answered sharply: "Professor management has no rules, this is a school..."

Cyril interrupted rudely: "So two adult professors who have to work here for several months and can't go home are not allowed to live together?"

"Pink Fang Duner" said in a high-spirited tone: "Of course! This is too indecent! I have to report this to the minister. The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked..."

Cyril's expression was gentle, but his mouth was not forgiving: "So our minister can't live with his wife after he gets married? Because it's indecent and will bring the whole Ministry of Magic into a bad mood?"

At this moment, Cyril's expression is very similar to Benny's. Because of some well-known reasons that she thinks she can't explain in detail, "Pink Fang Duner" was stunned for the first time when someone tried to disrespect the minister.

"Huh?" Umbridge (the pink square of the main body) responded with an inexplicable tone shift.

"So, we have to give a good lead to all the little wizards in Hogwarts. For example, married couples cannot live together. Family, interpersonal relationship, and mate selection are not important."

Cyril repeated with the same expression.

"Are you married?!"

Umbridge finally came back to his senses and screamed out. His hoarse voice broke through his limit, and it was no longer the same as before, and it had the effect of a dolphin sound.

Its power and penetrating power were close to that of a hydrogen-11 bomb, and the entire Hogwarts auditorium fell into a vacuum-like silence in an instant.

In the auditorium with hundreds of people, the echo of the word "marriage" was still vibrating back and forth on the surrounding stone walls, and everyone turned their heads to the source of the sound at an incredible angle.

Then everyone was caught off guard by a cloud of pink.

If the air in the Hogwarts auditorium can display everyone's thought bubbles, then this space is now a "large-scale barrage scene" of a popular 3D video.

About half of the air is floating: "I'm going! Who is that?! Spicy eyes!!!" The other half is floating: "Who is so so? Who is married?! Who is married?! Is it the two people around Pink Tuo !!!”

Interspersed with meaningless groundhog screams: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Crying with unknown men and women who secretly love each other: "555www"

Cyril, Snape: "..."

Thanks to Ms. Dolores Pink Fang Duner Umbridge for telling the whole school in this way that the two "male god" figures around her are formally, legally, and [locked] at all levels .

The entire Hogwarts auditorium erupted instantly after being silent for more than ten seconds.The explosive news is really powerful. I haven't seen her in a holiday. Their Potions Professor has also proposed marriage and received a certificate. The next step is to go on maternity leave and cubs? ? ?

A group of monsters danced in the student seats, and several girls from different colleges stood up and hugged each other to celebrate between the two long tables, as if they were relatives of the two married people; several Gryffindor boys stood on the long wooden chairs It seems that the reason is that the teaching assistant McLean "is not guilty of marrying a black bat", and the rare people in Slytherin who can see the eyes have also fallen, with twisted human nature and moral depravity; the students of Slytherin seem to be celebrating Christmas On the first day of the festival, all the students from the previous class and Cyril's class have graduated, but the tradition of Mobike, the assistant teacher of McLean, has always been passed down in Slytherin. According to legend, now that Professor Mai and the dean are completely married, some "long-term thinking" people believe that this is a wonderful opportunity for Slytherin's revival. A wizard with two high-quality genes will definitely give birth to a child with powerful magic power. The children lead Slytherin to glory again!

Better to have a Quidditch team!If their future children are of the right age, they will definitely let their children pursue her or him regardless of the cost!

"Cough cough." This time it wasn't "Pink Fang Duner" who faked the cough, but the old principal himself.

"Minerva, go see if the freshmen have arrived!"

Dumbledore felt that the scene was a little out of control. He wondered if it was an age gap problem. The old principal didn't understand why the whole school's students were so "enthusiastic" about the marriage of the two teachers.Back then, the lead singer of the Weird Sisters, the sexy little wild cat Nini [Note] students didn't look like this when they got married...

The old headmaster felt sore for being photographed on the beach by the fashion trend.

The appearance of freshmen saved the infinitely erratic opening dinner, and the sorting ceremony finally brought another entertainment project that everyone loves to see——Guessing Fun.

Cyril participated in it as a "cute" who just graduated two years ago and "led by example". He sat in the teacher's chair for the first time at last year's dinner. He was so excited and nervous that he missed this event directly. Afterwards, he still had some regrets. .

Of course, this "guessing music" has a more important purpose, which is to upset the lady "Pink Fang Duner" on the left, and it is best to flip the table and run away.

Ms. Dolores Pink Square Duner Umbridge secretly set three small goals before stepping into the gate of Hogwarts: first, eliminate all alarmist rumors, correct students' thinking, and cultivate Their sense of social responsibility (education of the Ministry of Magic's sense of authority worship) strives to help Minister Fudge harvest a group of "prepared talents" in advance.

Second, rectify all non-compliant educational methods and educational content, regulate the words, deeds and teaching progress of the lawless professors at Hogwarts, and help the wizarding world cultivate more standardized and suitable professional talents.

Third, meet "Bai Yueguang" senior McLean and that nasty oriental witch's son, who seems to be a bit outstanding, but in fact I don't know if he is worthy of the name, and teach him to be a man by the way.If he is sensible enough and willing to cooperate with her work, she doesn't mind giving him a chance to barely become a member of the "reserved talents"—for the sake of senior McClain.

Facts have proved that the man next to him who is like a dodder and can't do without his partner is a disgrace to Senior McLean!

Where is it excellent?

Where is it worth the Order of Merlin, Second Class?

Where does it look good... Well, thanks to his father's blessing, he can still see it.

The corners of Umbridge's eyes, forehead, mouth, and triangles twitched. The noisy "senior's son" next to him was talking to himself endlessly during the students' sorting, and he was so bored that he began to guess what these scary little ghosts would do. Which college to go to!

"Look at the girl with the blond hair, the wine corks in her ears? She looks cute!"

Cyril leaned infinitely towards the head Slytherin who was sitting on the right side, and whispered.

Even though he understood Cyril's "abnormal" words and deeds, Snape still couldn't keep up with the rhythm. At this moment, he reflexively warned the children around him to pay attention to his image: "Sit down, don't stare at the female students' necks and ears . . . too indecent. . . ”

"I guess she's a Ravenclaw. The temperament seems to match." Cyril chattered nonchalantly, even in a sticky tone.

Snape tilted his head slightly, saw the pink malicious eyes around Cyril, pursed the corners of his mouth, and raised his brow again: "I think so, my dear. You are right in everything you say."

The last three words are like a piece of half-melted rum and chocolate on the tip of the tongue. Cyril, who deliberately created his "bad bag image", felt half of his body numb, and tried his best to cooperate in a soft voice: "I will Knew you would be just like me, you're so cute! Darling~"

All the professors around kept their eyes on their noses, their noses, their noses, their noses and their hearts. Even the big, stubborn Hagrid probably understood that these two seemed to be deliberately showing off to the pink woman. Professor Nepe's "unknown" "beloved husband" scenes have excellently maintained the silence they should have.

Not knowing the truth, the "Pink Fangdun'er", who fell over from being disgusted, felt that every minute he wanted to overturn the long table in front of him.

——Merlin!Open your eyes and see!It is absolutely impossible for McLean senior's excellent genes to give birth to such a stupid and useless son, it must be the fault of that oriental woman!

Ms. Dolores Pink Fang Duner Umbridge missed Dumbledore's post-sorting speech because she was too shocked by the greasy of the two "dog boys" around her, and she didn't have time to make a speech , and when she wanted to say something about "Knock Knock Knock" the brat below, she found that the entire auditorium had already happily dined.