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Lu Mian, 26 years old, if he had been more cautious when filling out his application for the college entrance examination, he would not have applied for the English Department of Wubei Normal University. The men surrounded them.

As the only five boys in the class, the five of them served as the male squad leader, male study committee member, male health committee member, male publicity committee member, and male style committee member.

The boy in the shop opposite Lumian wanted to apply for the secretary of the Communist Youth League. Seeing that there were so many outstanding girls in the class who had no official positions, he reluctantly chose the post of male health committee member.It was drawn by five of them.

The male health committee member was abducted by the chairman of the student union in his freshman year; the male publicity committee member was abducted by the roommate of the student union chairman; the male style committee member found a cute girl who studied design in the art college.The male study committee members are still the most pursued, and they persisted until the senior year and successfully held hands with the female study committee members who had studied together for four years and were admitted to the same graduate school.

The position next to Lu Mian, the squad leader, is empty, not because Lu Mian is not good-looking.In Normal University, as long as you pass the minimum aesthetic standards for girls, someone will chase you, not to mention a boy like Lu Mian who is 1.8 meters tall, fair-skinned and pays attention to maintenance and fitness, red lips and white teeth, outstanding ability, slender figure and abdominal muscles.

It's a pity that our squad leader Lu is gay.

It really is true that good-looking boys all over the world like boys.Tao Ran, Lu Mian's best friend and female squad leader, said this with a sigh, and went to interview for the best middle school in the city with her teacher qualification certificate.

Lu Mian hadn't decided what to do in the future. He reported to Wubei Normal University. On the one hand, this place was really far away from his hometown, so far away that he would never hear stories about him from his hometown; It is really strong, after all, it is a university in the provincial capital; on the other hand, he wants to put himself in an environment full of girls, and try to see if he is really gay.

It turns out that he really is.Even in an environment full of women, I still fell in love with the diligent and studious study committee member.

However, Lu Mian thought he had been eyeballing for many years, but in the eyes of the study committee: this guy always watches me study, he also memorizes words when I recite them, and he also writes papers when I write them. This kind of learning spirit is the most annoying.

In the end, the study committee members got together with the study committee members, and said helplessly: "You have studied with me for four years, I have also been admitted to the graduate school, and I have a girlfriend. What do you learn? From now on, you will still be down-to-earth Make your own plan, don't keep learning from others, it's annoying."

Lu Mian's longest unrequited crush was crushed in her heart.

The monitors in the university have a lot of things to do, especially the monitors who have so many girls in the class, they have more things to do than the female monitors, so Lu Mian must have trained to be fluent.It is affirmative to have the approval of teachers and classmates, otherwise, no teacher would secretly approach him and ask him if he is staying in school.

Q: What are the conditions for staying in school?

Answer: I want to go abroad and come back after being gilded.

That's it.

Lu Mian, who has no ambitions, just wants to find a solid job with peace of mind. The money she earns is not too much, just enough for her own food, drink and shelter.Don't stress too much. If you want to have a vacation, you'd better have time to earn some extra money. If you are poor, you can work for a few days, and if you have money, you can rest.

After much deliberation, the profession is still the counterpart.

Be a teacher.

Naturally, he had passed the teacher qualification certificate test, and he had a crush on the study committee, so he did learn a lot from them.

In addition to my four years of experience as a monitor, I have also participated in large and small hosts and concluding speeches, and I have also practiced Mandarin at an almost A-level level.Very good, very good, I went to the top middle schools for interviews.

The results came out quickly. Although most of the students kicked themselves out because they were not graduate students or had no teaching experience, a large number of schools said that there was indeed a shortage of male teachers who could be head teachers.

Lu Mian actually chose a school, and went to a private middle school that was not popular but had a good salary.This is what he planned. Although he is not popular, he has accumulated work experience anyway, and it is also a way to go to other schools for interviews in the future.

The abacus is good, Lu Mian has never been so glad that she is a man.

Sex discrimination in society is always tolerant of men.

He felt that he was a bit despicable, but seeing his female classmates who were much better than him being forced to take the postgraduate entrance examination for various perfunctory reasons, it was really not easy for him to stand in his own position and say that he was despicable.

Lu Mian is a budget-conscious person and a delicate boy.So no junk food, no takeout, just what you cook.Since I have to wear a uniform at school, I also save the money to buy clothes. In addition, the house I rent is not far from the school, so driving to and from get off work is not a big expense.

After three years, my salary is not much, but at least I have a savings.

Changed to a better place, and shared a three-bedroom, one-living room with kitchen and bathroom with a couple.The master bedroom is the couple's room, the study is the boy's workshop, and the living room, kitchen and bathroom are shared by everyone.The couple looked like they had been in love for many years. The girl was very gentle and caring like a mother who was the planner of a cosmetics studio. The boy seemed a little childish and was a graphic designer with a background in art. The two were very affectionate.

Girls love to be clean and know how to cook, so does Lu Mian.So when the two families are combined, Lu Mian cooks on the [-]st, [-]th, and the girl cooks from [-]th, and Sunday is a day for couples to date.

Maybe it was stimulated by the study committee, or maybe it was stimulated by the young couple, Lu Mian really wanted to fall in love.So Lu Mian, who has no experience in love and love, relied on reading a few post-bar tutoring tricks, and went to the deep-sea gay bar alone, and was almost drugged by a few old and cunning hooligans.

It was Lu Mian's ex-boyfriend Zhou Haoyang who rescued Lu Mian.Zhou Haoyang is an Internet cafe owner, to be precise, a wealthy second-generation owner who owns several Internet cafes.Lu Mian asked herself that Zhou Haoyang is indeed a very good rich second generation, he knows how to manage money and is sophisticated, and he is also considerate to himself.I understand Lu Mian's stubbornness, so when I go out, I always have AA with Lu Mian, and only rarely treat guests.The gifts given to Lu Mian are all above-average things, and they are never very expensive.

Maybe it was because Zhou Haoyang was too kind to Lu Mian.Lu Mian was spoiled instead.Lu Mian has a strong desire for control in her personality, and as long as Lu Mian thinks it is right, she must stick to it.Lu Mian also has a strong self-esteem, once she makes a wrong decision, she will blame Zhou Haoyang for the mistake like a child.

Although he knew in his heart that it was not his fault, he would still say: "It's all your fault!"

Lu Mian discovered her faults in time, and tried her best to correct them. Although the success was still modest, she knew her mistakes and could correct them, right?

But many things can't go according to Lu Mian's wishes.One night during a passionate night with Zhou Haoyang, Lu Mian desperately went to the bathroom; Zhou Haoyang threw his phone on the toilet after going to the toilet; Lu Mian accidentally saw the following WeChat message :

Rabbit who loves to eat carrots: Husband~husband~I miss you so much.

Bunny who loves to eat radishes: Meow, meow, what are you doing?

Tutu who loves to eat radishes: Don’t forget the noodles tomorrow afternoon.Gate No. [-], Wubei Qianda Plaza, at two o'clock in the afternoon.

Bunny who loves carrots: Why are you ignoring me and sleeping with your girlfriend?

Tutu who loves to eat radishes: When will I be able to become a regular?Beep beep.

Beep, beep, you big-headed ghost!What the hell did Zhou Haoyang cheat on?

This bastard told me that he only liked men since he was a child, what the hell is this bastard.

In fact, Lu Mian was always afraid that Zhou Haoyang would cheat on her, and she seemed to be a bit pretentious.In addition, Zhou Haoyang has money, so he spends money on playing.Cheating is possible, even if it is cheating, it should be more manly and masculine.The problem is that there are quite a few comrades who are willing to play 3, but there are really not many who are still noisy and become regulars.

As a result, this night, what filled Lu Mian's mind was not the sadness of being cheated, but thinking hard about what kind of opponent the radish-loving Tutu would be.

At least Lu Mian thinks this is an online dating bar at best, just face-to-face.Lu Mian thinks that her qualifications are considered good, whether it's looks, family affairs, education or bed skills.

If the other party is just a coquettish slut who can speak, as a real boyfriend, I can definitely defeat him.

Lu Mian never thought that he would break up with Zhou Haoyang, Zhou Haoyang loves him very much, he can feel it.He also loves Zhou Haoyang.The mistress is just a netizen, it doesn't matter, I don't have a mental cleanliness, I just need to be more careful in the future.

On the afternoon of the second day, Zhou Haoyang said that there was something wrong with the Internet cafe and he had to go out.Lu Mian pretended to be watching a TV series and said perfunctorily that she would come back early and ignore Zhou Haoyang.Looking at Zhou Haoyang upstairs, he drove away in a coquettish BMW, and Lu Mian also put on his best clothes and took the subway to Qianda Plaza.It seemed that there was a traffic jam on the road, and when Lu Mian arrived, Zhou Haoyang seemed to have not arrived yet.Lu Mian sat at the gate of Qianda, and Kende hurriedly found a seat with a good view and sat down, staring at gate No. [-], because it was the weekend, and there were so many people at the gate of Qianda Plaza.But it's easy to find people who are waiting for people to look at their phones without moving.

There were about three people.One is the most suspected girl wearing jk, dressed in two-dimensional clothes, with a bunny decoration on her body, most likely a bunny who loves to eat radishes, although Zhou Haoyang said that he likes men, but he does not rule out falling in love with radishes suddenly Li's possibility; one is the second most suspected man in a suit and tie. Although he looks serious, are there still few men who are boring in this era?Just like Lu Mian, who was a dignified teacher at school, wouldn't he still want to hug and hold her high when she got home? Pooh, it's too far away; there is another boy who always looks like a high school boy, He looks quite young, and the school uniform is even a bit familiar, looking like a student in the high school of his school.

But until Zhou Haoyang rushed over, the jk girl had already gone in hand in hand with her little girlfriends, and the man in suit and tie and the woman in suit and tie also entered Yuebuck next door with briefcases.Only the young boy was left.

Zhou Haoyang arrived, looked around, and looked down at his phone, as if he was sending a message.

Lu Mian stared at the boy, Zhou Haoyang, Zhou Haoyang, you are breaking the law, do you know that?

But just as Zhou Haoyang was walking towards the boy step by step, Lu Mian was about to rush out to prevent the crime from happening.

Suddenly, the man who had been sitting next to Lu Mian slapped the table frantically and laughed.Then he sent a message in a rough voice: "Hey, you can't find me! I'm a man, I didn't expect it! As my No.17 deceived person, I am the one who took the picture of you deceived. I will send it to your girlfriend. I also got your girlfriend’s WeChat account, the WeChat name is Mian, right? Hahahaha, think about your girlfriend’s expression. Boom!”

Lu Mian's face is full of black lines, his WeChat name is Mian, and the strange thing he's been looking for is this straight guy in front of him carrying a travel bag, wearing a plaid shirt, jeans, and slippers?

Lu Mian was really angry, not because Zhou Haoyang cheated, but because Zhou Haoyang was cheated by such an idiot.

The man was still unsatisfied after sending out his speech, and happily continued typing to mock Zhou Haoyang.He didn't feel the low air pressure around him at all, so it wasn't until Lu Mian called Zhou Haoyang to come in.The man didn't even notice.

Zhou Haoyang entered with an ugly expression, and was anxious, ran to Lu Mian and said, "Listen to my explanation."

Lu Mian sighed and pointed at the man: "This is that weirdo."

Zhou Haoyang didn't understand what was going on, Lu Mian explained: "I'm sorry, I accidentally saw your WeChat yesterday. This is the rabbit who loves to eat radishes."

Speaking of this shameful screen name, the ghoul looked at Zhou Haoyang and Lu Mian with a look of shock.

"Zhou Haoyang, Zhou Haoyang, cheating on anything is better than cheating on this thing, can you fucking give me a better love rival?"

"Lu Mian, you are really angry, you only swear when you are angry, listen to me!"

"Excuse me. Let's break up. When I see you now, that's all I can think of." Lu Mian was really disgusted, and thanks to himself, he had to think about countermeasures all night.

This feeling is really more disgusting than being cheated on.

Although Yingyingguai looked a little dazed and a little stupid, he still knew what to do in this situation.He ran away as fast as he could, but he tripped over the chair because of the schoolbag strap, and fell down with the chair.

Lu Mian couldn't bear to look directly at Yingyingguai running away in a strange posture.

Zhou Haoyang: "I know he is a man, he had a voice chat with me again before, without turning on the voice changer."

"Oh? He's a man? Isn't it just to your taste?"

"No, I actually just want to teach him a lesson and beat him up."

"Hehe, and then you were ridiculed. If I didn't happen to see it, you would have been taken a few more photos."

"This time, I didn't think carefully. I thought he would come to see me directly."

"He said you were the No. 17 deceived person. You must have been scared by the beating a few days ago." Lu Mian calmly analyzed.

"That's right, Mianmian is smart. Let's not break up, okay? This is a lesson for me. Huh?" Zhou Haoyang coaxed Lumian with a good voice.

In fact, Lu Mian was not very angry, but felt as uncomfortable as holding a mouthful of excrement in his chest.

Just planning to hold a few words, and reconcile with Zhou Haoyang.

The shy boy just walked up to Zhou Haoyang: "Boss~ Fortunately, I met you here. I haven't paid you the money I did last time."

Lu Mian: ...

Zhou Haoyang: ...

One month after breaking up with Zhou Haoyang, school started, and in the new semester, Lu Mian became the head teacher of the first-year children.

Looking at the second-generation ancestors of private middle schools, Lu Mian felt really helpless for the first time.

Fortunately, Lu Mian has good clothes and good skin, and the young girls in the class love him a lot. The boys also have a good relationship with Lu Mian because Lu Mian can talk and laugh.

But children are children after all.You don't let me go east, but I want to go east.If you don't let me play in class, then I will spend more time playing after class.If you don't let me make trouble in class, then I will secretly fall in love in the grove.

So at a teaching meeting, the teaching director Ma Xuejun exported surveillance videos from various parts of the school.

Very good, your teacher has been greened, but you all have a good life.Lu Mian's class one and three won the award, and the number of loving couples in the middle school ranks first.

There are a total of 42 people in the class, and there are 13 people who have partners, including four pairs of internal unions, and five unions with other classes and schools.It's only been two months since junior high school started!

Lu Mian and the 'in-laws' of other classes, with their good intentions, plus threats and lures, cruelly broke up five couples in a month, and there was even one couple who got bored and broke up.

The remaining recalcitrant, named Qiao Xin, was the most rambunctious child in the class.

Studying well, growing tall and tall, is indeed the class grass in the class.It's very embarrassing. I made a new Chinese teacher, a girl, cry in anger, and was detained for probation because of a group fight. Because the probation was handled by the teaching office, Lu Mian was not directly involved. It is said that this guy His parents did not come to deal with this matter, but his brother.

It's only been a few months, the child has to see his parents no matter what.

So Lu Mian called Qiao Xin to the office with a serious face, reprimanded him for a long time, and couldn't break up!

The child threw his head to the sky, and hummed while staring at Lu Mian.

In the end, Lu Mian had no choice but to say on her own, "If you do this again, I will visit your home."

Qiao Xin: "Hmph!"

Helpless, Lu Mian took out the registration booklet of the student's home address to have a look.

Another look, and another look.

"You live in the west door on the fifth floor of the third building in the first phase of Bijianyuan?"

"Humph!"

"Coincidentally, my house is in the west door on the sixth floor of the third building of the first phase of Bijianyuan."

"Lu Shuai, you are not kidding me!"

"What's your name Lu Shuai! You want to call me Mr. Lu in the office." Qiao Xin laughed at Lu Mian angrily.

"Mr. Lu, do you really want to visit home? There is no one in my house, just me and my brother."

"How old is your brother?"

"27."

"Then the difference between you two is big enough."

"I'm an old man."

"No wonder she's so spoiled and mischievous."

"Mr. Lu, you can't say that. It's not me who is said to be spoiled at home!"

"I don't care who is pampered. Your brother 27 is considered middle-aged, and he has to take on the responsibilities of a middle-aged man. Your parents don't have time to take care of you, so he has to take care of you. I will make a visit to this family."

"Teacher Lu, let me ask you one last question, are you sure?" Qiao Xin asked with a strange expression.

"Of course I'm sure, sure and sure!" Lu Mian replied seriously.

"When the time comes, don't regret it!"

Lu Mian never understood what the threat of "don't regret it" was until that Saturday, when the downstairs home visit came as scheduled.

The author has something to say:

I haven't updated for a long time, and I'm wondering what's wrong with my article.

In the end, I felt that my article had no structure, no foreshadowing, and I wrote it as I edited it. The writing was really perfunctory.

Sorry readers, apologies to my readers.

I have been thinking about this article for a long time, and finally decided to write it.

The writing style is limited, although the conception has been worked hard, it may not be too good, I believe I will change slowly.