[Sky Knife] Peanut Gang

Bai Jingshuo likes women, and also likes to pretend to be a woman.Because it is very convenient to use the identity of a woman in many cases.

Men in this world are very interesting.They are obsessed with women, love women, but despise women and belittle women.

So women have all kinds of opportunities to do things that men can't do.

Then, those men who thought they were strong died at the hands of women they thought were weak and incompetent.

But pretending to be a woman also has some undue troubles.That is, there will always be some blind people who will try to tease you.

Bai Jingshuo looked around at the servants surrounding him with a smile, and finally looked at the leader in brocade clothes.However, the young man in the year of Dancing Elephant had an excessively drunken look on his face, his face was swollen, and his eyes were blue.

He didn't speak, neither did the boy.

In fact, the young man was a little apprehensive.Before he surrounded her, he only felt that he wanted this beauty, but after he surrounded her, seeing that she was too calm, he was a little afraid that he would not be able to offend her.

More and more people gathered to watch, but one of them was vacant.

The little girl carved in pink and jade was leading a black dress, holding a black knife in her hand, her face was like the corner of a man's clothes carved from ice and snow, and she called out timidly: "Brother Fu."

She didn't say much, but there was pleading in her eyes.She is a kind and compassionate child. When she sees a beautiful young lady surrounded by bullies, she naturally wants to help.

However, she is just a little girl with short hands and feet and weak limbs, and she can only pass this heart on to others.She didn't dare to speak out, because she was not qualified to ask others to do what she wanted.I can only try to convey my expectations with facial expressions.

However, Fu Hongxue didn't do what she wanted, but took her by the neck and backed away quickly.Because the beauty who was surrounded suddenly spread her hands and turned around.

The amazingly long sleeves flutter like blooming flowers.As the flowers unfurl, tiny pollen wafts out.

But after a few breaths, the people surrounding him and the onlookers who stood too close fell to the ground with a plop.Such a scene frightened the uninvolved onlookers, who ran away screaming.

Bai Jingshuo shook his sleeves, smiled and looked at Fu Hongxue who ran to the roof with the little girl in his arms, and said softly, "What a coincidence."

Fu Hongxue nodded slightly, but didn't jump down immediately, it's not suitable to get too close to him now.

Zhou Ting blinked her eyes in doubt, quietly wrapped her arms around Fu Hongxue's neck, and smiled innocently at Bai Jingshuo.

A man fell from the opposite roof, a thin and well-dressed man.Of course it was Lu Xiaojia.

Lu Xiaojia nodded to Fu Hongxue who was opposite, looked at Bai Jingshuo who was standing in the middle of the street and the decorations around him, and said with a sneer, "If you don't see it for a while, then go and find trouble."

Bai Jingshuo is innocent.He never looks for trouble, and always seeks him for trouble.

The people lying beside Bai Jingshuo suddenly let out loud snores.The atmosphere instantly became weird.

Zhou Ting laughed out loud, and said softly, "Sister is really amazing!"

Fu Hongxue looked down at Zhou Ting.Children always grow very fast and can change their appearance in a day.His little face, which was dry and sallow not long ago, has become rosy and rosy, and his soft cheeks are puffy, like steamed buns painted with red.

Lu Xiaojia looked at Bai Jingshuo with a sneer on her face, and repeated in a strange way: "My sister is really amazing."

Bai Jingshuo, whose skin is thicker than the city wall, naturally didn't care, and said with a shy smile, "Thank you."

Lu Xiaojia sat on the window frame, peeling peanuts.Peel one off, toss it up, and wait for it to drop.

Fu Hongxue sat on the stool by the table, looking down at the black knife in his hand.His gaze was focused, as if he was about to stare at a flower from the knife.

Zhou Ting stood behind Fu Hongxue, her two thin arms wrapped around Fu Hongxue's waist, and her face was buried on Fu Hongxue's back.

She seemed to want to hide herself because she was so scared.She couldn't understand why the gentle little sister suddenly became a big brother.

Will she become a boy someday?If she turns into a boy, will Brother Fu try to abandon her again?She was very worried.Couldn't help grunting a few times.

Lu Xiaojia cast a funny glance at Fu Hongxue.Suddenly thought of something and jumped out of the window.

After a while, Lu Xiaojia kicked the door open and walked in from the outside.He held a tray in his hand, and Bai Jingshuo followed him slowly, holding a tray in his hand too.

Zhou Ting leaned on Fu Hongxue's body, holding his arm foolishly, not knowing what she was laughing at.

Fu Hongxue's face was exhausted, and his eyes were a little loose.Clearly, coaxing children can be exhausting.

After dinner, Bai Jingshuo combed the recovered little girl's hair while coaxing her to talk.

Bai Jingshuo asked softly, "What's your name?"

Zhou Ting sat on the stool in front of the dressing table, dangling her two short legs, and said softly, "My name is Zhou Ting, and my brother can call me Xiaoting."

"Xiao Ting is so good." Bai Jingshuo continued with a smile: "How old are you this year?"

His expression was gentle and loving, and his movements were appropriate and careful, as if he was afraid of pulling the other person's hair.

Lu Xiaojia looked at him, without any emotion in his eyes, or on his face, as if his whole body was empty.

Until Bai Jingshuo asked softly: "What does Xiaoting want to do when she grows up?"

Zhou Ting said without hesitation: "Marry Brother Fu and have ten children. Five boys and five girls." Her eyes sparkled, as if full of expectation.

Lu Xiaojia gloated at Fu Hongxue.Fu Hongxue had already stiffened into a stone.

"Oh?" Bai Jingshuo gave Fu Hongxue a meaningful look, and said in a low voice, "Then Xiaoting is Brother Fu's child bride?"

"Yes." Zhou Ting nodded again and again, and said happily: "That's it."

Fu Hongxue's lips trembled a few times, but he didn't say anything.He stood up with the knife in his hand, and was about to run.Bai Jingshuo casually threw the little girl who had combed her hair over.

Zhou Ting hugged Fu Hongxue's thigh in a daze. Although she didn't understand what happened, she still shouted, "Brother Fu, where are you going? Do you want Xiaoting again?" At the end, she There was a cry in his voice.

Lu Xiaojia moved to Bai Jingshuo's side, hugged him horizontally, and ran out of the window.

Lu Xiaojia threw Bai Jingshuo onto the bed, lay on top of him and laughed non-stop.Bai Jingshuo also laughed from ear to ear.

Fu Hongxue had an expression on his face that he was about to be tortured madly.It's so funny!

Lu Xiaojia laughed enough, straightened her upper body, looked down at Bai Jingshuo who was lying flat on the couch.

Bai Jingshuo didn't smile anymore, he looked at Lu Xiaojia who was sitting on his waist, his eyes flickered, and he said in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Lu Xiaojia untied the sword and brought the sword with the scabbard.If he didn't wear the scabbard, holes would have been poked out of Bai Jingshuo's body long ago.He threw it away, and the sword took away the hook on the bed curtain, and half of the bed curtain fell down.

He raised his hand and pulled out the hairpin on his head, and threw it again, the hairpin took away the hook on the other side.

With long black hair scattered on her shoulders, Lu Xiaojia raised the corners of her lips and smiled at Bai Jingshuo. There was indescribable sarcasm and mockery in his smile, and even some contempt and contempt.

Bai Jingshuo's throat rolled.He felt a little thirsty, but he didn't move casually.

Lu Xiaojia sneered twice, took off her belt and threw it out, then raised her hand to lift the skirt.His movements suddenly became extremely slow.

Bai Jingshuo leaned his elbows against the bed and sat up, and said softly, "I'll do it."

Behind the curtain of the bed, there was a burst of humming.

Fu Hongxue left quietly, what if he didn't leave?

Lu Xiaojia lay on the edge of the bathtub, raised her hand and scratched the arm of Bai Jingshuo who was getting dressed.

Bai Jingshuo silently looked at his scratched sleeve and the blood on his arm.I deeply feel that Lu Xiaojia is definitely Ding Linglin's real brother and Ding Lingzhong's real cousin.This unreasonable trouble in the same vein.

And Bai Jingshuo is naturally Ye Kai's elder brother, so he stretched out his other arm nonchalantly, and said with a smile, "Do you want to come here too?"

Lu Xiaojia picked up the water and dumped him expressionlessly.

Humans are very amazing creatures.When a stranger twitches a finger, you notice it immediately.But even if a familiar person raises a knife, you can't avoid it.Obviously you know best when and what kind of action he will make, but you just can't guard against anything.

"..." The drowned Bai Jingshuo couldn't laugh anymore, he said coldly, "Then continue."

The author has something to say:

Small Theater A

Author: Is it clear that all the women I know are particularly powerful?

Bai Jingshuo: Yes, women in my impression are extremely cruel.Men are no match at all.Can't understand why some people look down on women.

Author (spreading hands): People who have never been attacked by a tiger think that a tiger is just a bigger cat, even if it stretches out its paw and scratches it, it won't hurt much.After being attacked, oh, then die.Dead people cannot share experience.

Small Theater B

Author: Xiaoxue is about to be spoiled by Xiaoting.

Zhou Ting (innocent face): Huh?Xiaoting didn't do anything.

Author: After middle-aged women and simple people, another creature with extremely high lethality appeared, naive loli.

Fu Xintired Hongxue: ...

Author: How does it feel to have a child bride?

Fu Xintired Hongxue: ...

Author: I'm happy to say it, how would we know if you didn't say it?

Fu Xintired Hongxue (draws the knife): ...

Small Theater C

Author: Invisible teasing is the real beauty, anyone who dares to mock on the bed is looking for X.He didn't even dare to sit up and move by himself, and he was dumbfounded.

Bai Jingshuo (smiling): It's much better than before.

Author: That's right, if he loses his morals like you, it won't taste good.

Bai Jingshuo (smiling): Is it delicious or not, what does it matter to you?

Author: none of my business, only your business.Like it, at the end, Xiaolu played dead again, and finally woke up and took a bath and acted like a demon.

Bai Jingshuo (smiling): Well, then continue.

Author: So Xiaolu did it on purpose?

Lu Xiaojia (draws sword): ...all die.

The author has something to say: Look, it is the shou who will become angry from embarrassment.