soul swap

There was silence.There is only silence.

"Oh—I see." Aunt Li nodded suddenly, then seemed to be talking to herself, "No wonder the director put the two of them together." Then her face became treacherous "Young people nowadays...forget it, I'm old, I'm old!"

"..." Mi Lin felt the muscles on his face start to twitch.

Didn't Aunt Li think he was broken in love before?Now he thought he had turned into calcium so quickly!Mi Lin suddenly suspected that although the director didn't say anything in the morning, he didn't have the same idea.

Is Aunt Li and the principal too crazy, or is the whole world too crazy...

Yang Kai stood motionless beside Mi Lin.Mi Lin didn't dare to look at him at all, not even out of the corner of his eye.

"Teacher Mi, Teacher Yang, I'm leaving first!" Aunt Li waved goodbye to them again. The battery car really left without looking back, but she could vaguely hear her muttering: "It's a pity, it's a pity, two such handsome boys, I don't know how many girls will cry to death!"

Mi Lin suddenly felt that the muscles on his face were twitching even more.

Fortunately, there is no one around now.The teacher who has not left the next class is still in the classroom.What Aunt Li said just now was not heard by others.

It wasn't until Aunt Li's figure disappeared outside the gate of the kindergarten in front that Mi Lin turned around little by little and glared at Chen Qixing angrily.

Chen Qixing looked up at him, confused, and asked, "What did Aunt Li mean just now?"

"Ping", Mi Lin punched Chen Qixing on the head: "You kid is still playing stupid! I usually see you are clever, why are you so rough today?"

Chen Qixing clasped his head in both hands, pouting his mouth to defend, "Dad, don't I care about you?"

"Okay! Still calling him 'Dad' here?!" Yang Kai lowered his voice, very displeased, he pointed to the half-closed door of the next class, and signaled them to pay attention, "Do you want to expose it thoroughly?!"— — Thoroughly exposing the unbelievable fact that they changed their bodies.

Both Mi Lin and Chen Qixing shut up.

Yang Kai took the lead and strode towards the kindergarten gate.

Mi Lin followed like a little daughter-in-law.

Chen Qixing was their child who did something wrong.

To Mi Lin's surprise, Yang Kai didn't respond to Aunt Li's misunderstanding along the way.Of course, the so-called "any reaction" here refers to: expressing strong anger towards Mi Lin, and giving Chen Qixing a verbal education (lesson).

No, neither.Yang Kai was very calm.It's just a face that is always cold. ——This seems normal, because Yang Kai has always had a cold face of death.

Yang Kai didn't seem to take this seriously.

But Mi Lin felt that he was really angry.Just like when Director Shen misunderstood them early in the morning (well, it was Mi Lin's fault at that time).

Mi Lin felt a little sorry for Yang Kai.Yang Kai is a big man who is misunderstood as calcium - straight men will be very angry if they are misunderstood as calcium.

As for Mi Lin himself, he didn't care.Mi Lin has never had a girlfriend. To be precise, he has never liked anyone at all—whether male or female.During college, he watched "Food for the Men's Spirit" with his roommates, and he didn't feel any throbbing at all. Just when he doubted his sexual orientation, he found that he was also not interested in men's naked bodies.

Was secretly discussing this with college buddy Rong Wei once.Roewe came to the conclusion: "That's because you put all your energy on your studies or part-time jobs, and you've never liked anyone before, so how could you have sexual impulses? "

It seems that Roewe is quite reasonable.

Rong Wei said: "When you fall in love with someone, everything will fall into place."

It's a matter of course refers to "sex *love".

Mi Lin is a normal man. He had his first nocturnal emission at the age of 15.But never the object of sexual fantasies.When wet dreams are often blurred, I don't even know whether it is a man or a woman in my consciousness.

Mi Lin thinks that he probably won't have a time to "fall in love with someone", and it's even less likely that such a thing as "sex" will happen.

The mental burden and the pressure of life are almost unbearable for him, so how can he have any spare time to "like someone"!

Before returning to Yang Kai's single apartment, Mi Lin said in a very doggy manner that he would cook Yang Kai a very delicious home-cooked meal that he hadn't eaten for a long time.But Yang Kai actually refused - from this Mi Lin was even more sure that Yang Kai was angry.

As soon as Yang Kai returned to the apartment, he walked into his room and closed the door.The door was unlocked.But it was useless, Mi Lin didn't dare to knock on the door and go in to see what happened.

"Uncle Yang is meditating," Chen Qixing said, regardless of whether the word "meditation" was used correctly, "he is meditating whether he is going to kidnap you, Dad, to a place abroad where no one knows."

Mi Lin hit Chen Qixing on the head again violently.Chen Qixing hugged his head and yelled.Mi Lin shouted, "Go to the kitchen and help me cook!"

The vegetables I bought in the morning were stuffed in the refrigerator, and they were still fresh when I took them out.But only a handful of water spinach, a few eggs, a few pieces of tofu, a small bowl of sea oysters, and a piece of frozen meat. ——Time was tight in the morning, so Mi Lin just bought some casually at the fruit and vegetable convenience store opposite the community.

Yang Kai refused the big meal, so Mi Lin didn't go to the vegetable market again (he wanted to go to the seafood market).

In just a few days, Mi Lin probably got used to Yang Kai's body.The action of washing vegetables, cutting vegetables and frying vegetables is done in one go, which is extremely skillful.It was this body that was half a head taller than him, and his head would always accidentally bump into the cabinet above. ——Through this, Mi Lin is more certain that this kitchen is only used for decoration, and it is estimated that it is just installed casually during the decoration. Yang Kai has never been in this kitchen at all.

It's time to eat.Mi Lin asked Chen Qixing to call Yang Kai.Chen Qixing walked to the door of Yang Kai's room carelessly, and knocked on the door: "Uncle Yang, it's time to eat!"

After a while, the door opened with a bang.Yang Kai came out.

Yang Kai frowned slightly, looking troubled, and didn't know what he was thinking in his room.Compared with the indifferent face of death when he came out of kindergarten, this is already a huge change.

Yang Kai sat down at the dinner table.Mi Lin brought the rice in front of him, along with chopsticks and spoons.

Yang Kai stared at Mi Lin.

Mi Lin shivered.

But just when Mi Lin thought that Yang Kai was going to scold him, Yang Kai sighed helplessly and depressedly: "Oh!"

Mi Lin: "..."

Yang Kai didn't say anything, picked up his chopsticks and ate.

Yang Kai's sigh ended Mi Lin's cautiousness.To be precise, after Yang Kai let out this sigh, Mi Lin felt that Yang Kai had "let go"—"let go" of the "humiliation" of a straight man being treated as calcium.

After that, life went on as normal as they had imagined.No, it's not normal! (Which two people will live a normal life after their soul exchange?)

Life is at least peaceful.

Mi Lin went to work as a teaching assistant for Yang Kai, and saved Yang Kai from the misery.Yang Kai was half-dead but still patiently accompanied Mi Lin in a group of little dolls without going crazy.Aunt Li acquiesced in their "too close" relationship.But Aunt Li is obviously an avant-garde aunt. When she sees them, she just smiles flirtatiously and never says anything.And there are no rumors in the garden for the time being.

Two working days passed quickly.

After waving off the last child and his parents, Mi Lin suddenly became nervous. He thought that tomorrow would be Saturday and he would go to see Yang Kai's parents.

Yang Kai put it simply.Just tell him to eat more, talk less, and keep a death face the whole time.But the problem is that when you go to Yang's house, you won't start eating as soon as you enter the door, you will eat until you leave!

Mi Lin's legs began to shake, although there was still one night before Saturday.

The next day, Saturday.It was sunny and cloudless.

Mi Lin and Yang Kai went out.Chen Qixing promised that he would stay at home obediently, and then wished his father success in meeting his parents for the first time.

"Why does this sound so awkward?" Mi Lin thought to himself.But the child talks, let him go.

And Yang Kai's brows could not be further wrinkled.Think about it, it seems that Yang Kai has always frowned ever since they were regarded as a couple by Aunt Li that day.And there are a lot less words.Could it be that he still can't let go of the humiliation of being treated as calcium?Mi Lin felt a little uncomfortable inexplicably.But this discomfort was quickly submerged in the tension of meeting Yang Kai's parents.

"You go learn to drive!" Sitting in the taxi, Yang Kai suddenly ordered to Mi Lin.

"Ah?" Hearing Yang Kai mention this, Mi Lin, who was in a nervous state, was taken aback for a moment.

"As soon as I returned to China, my mother gave me a Ferrari. I didn't drive this time, but took a taxi. What do you think my mother would think?"

"..." Mi Lin was dumbfounded.

"The car is not broken. People don't drive. Either they look down on the person who delivered the car, or they are," Yang Kai turned from the passenger seat, glanced at Mi Lin, and didn't finish his sentence.

After thinking about it, Mi Lin thought, "That's right, this is a big bug. What if the mother wants me to drive her somewhere..." Mi Lin obediently nodded at Yang Kai.

Yang Kai didn't look at him anymore, instead he raised his hand and pressed his temple, looking upset and having a headache.

The taxi driver driving the car looked puzzled.

The driver drove out of the urban area for nearly an hour, and finally stopped outside a group of villas next to the National Forest Park in the suburbs.

Yang Kai and Mi Lin got out of the car.Yang Kai took a deep breath.Mi Lin noticed that her legs were shaking even more.

The taxi driver took the money and left.

Yang Kai patted Mi Lin on the back and said, "Stand up for me!" At this time, he introduced his family: "I won't talk about my brother, you already know it on the phone. That way!"

Mi Lin had a bitter look on his face, and said in his heart: "It's been so long on the phone! I don't even know if his character is good or not!"

"My sister-in-law," Yang Kai said, "Although she's 29 this year, she has a more... escaping personality." Apparently, the word "jumping" is the gentlest word Yang Kai can find.

"My nephew is five years old." Unexpectedly, Yang Kai has a nephew.He hadn't even mentioned it before.Well, he even mentioned the three of his parents, mother, and elder brother in one sentence, which can be regarded as an introduction, and it is really normal not to mention his five-year-old nephew.

Speaking of nephew, Yang Kai's face was slightly distorted - Mi Lin believed he was right - it seemed that Yang Kai was recalling the ordeal he suffered in the kindergarten during the first two days of this week.No, could it be that Yang Kai regards children as scourges because of his nephew?

"Just avoid him." Just seven words and one sentence can be regarded as "evaluating" his little nephew. "My dad," Yang Kai continued, "has a lot of nonsense. When he talks to you, you just need to nod and say 'Yes, okay, I understand', and that's it."

"..."

"As for my mother," Yang Kai paused, and then emphasized very seriously, "She is extremely enthusiastic!" He emphasized the word "incomparable", "If you rush over to hug you and kiss you, just stop obediently and remember Stop, stand still and don't move, you must let her enjoy this process! Otherwise..." Yang Kai stopped talking.A trace of madness flashed across his face quickly.

"Otherwise your mother will cover her face and cry bitterly, saying that the child she worked so hard to raise doesn't love her anymore, and then complain to your father, or something like that?" Mi Lin recalled that there seemed to be similar exaggerated plots in the TV series.

The corner of Yang Kai's mouth twitched.Silent.Indicates the default.

"..." Mi Lin could only remain speechless.

Next, Yang Kai took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to his brother, asking him to send a car to pick them up.Then he signaled Mi Lin to follow him up the road around the mountain while waiting for the car to come down.

"Remember," Yang Kai urged again, "You should just keep talking. If there are questions about what you've been doing recently, you can answer as I tell you. Don't smile! That's not my expression!"

Mi Lin patted his face with both hands, trying hard to imitate Yang Kai's hard death face.

Here comes the car.The driver was very happy when he saw Mi Lin: "Akai, you are finally back."

Yang Kai kicked Mi Lin lightly, then leaned into Mi Lin's ear and whispered, "Uncle Qin."

Only then did Mi Lin come to his senses, and hurriedly said to the old driver who was nearly fifty years old, "Hello, Uncle Qin."

"Uh...Okay. Get in the car!" Perhaps feeling strange, Driver Qin was taken aback for a moment, then opened the car door, and invited Yang Kai and Mi Lin to get in the car.

Fortunately, driver Qin didn't say anything else along the way.Probably Yang Kai said less, which is a fact recognized by their whole family!

The car stopped at the door of a small, small two-storey villa.

The whole family came out to welcome them.

The older, silver-haired man who looked to be in his early 60s was obviously Yang Kai's father.The woman beside him is naturally Yang Kai's mother.He looked much younger than his father, he seemed to be in his early fifties, with curly black hair, wearing a red cheongsam and a brown shawl, elegant and noble.

Yang Kai's elder brother stood next to his mother, and next to him was his wife, with a melon-shaped face and big eyes, looking like a "happy" type.And in front of them stood Yang Kai's five-year-old nephew.Wearing a small suit, he looks like a rich young master.

So formal!

The second son is just coming home, is it necessary to be so formal? !

When Mi Lin got out of the car, he felt that his legs were not only shaking, but also weak, so soft that he was about to collapse on the ground!

Yang Kai put his hands in his trouser pockets at random, but after thinking about it, he thought it was impolite, so he took them out, and stood behind Mi Lin in an orderly manner.But a pair of eyes were fixed on Mi Lin.

"Akai! You're finally back! You miss your mother so much!"

The passionate mother that Yang Kai was talking about was the first to walk over quickly!

Mi Lin's heart rose to his throat.He wanted to close his eyes and accept the expected embrace of love.

The soft body of the middle-aged woman leaned forward, hugging him tightly like a treasure.Mi Lin's whole body was stiff, and he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.

Yang Kai, who was staring at Mi Lin, slightly turned his head to the side, pursing his lips.

"You brat has been back to China for so long, so it's fine if you don't stay at home. I called you over and over again, but you refused to come back!" Yang Kai's mother let go of Mi Lin, looked at her son's face and began to complain.

Listening to Yang Kai's mother's complaint, Mi Lin didn't know how to react.Just thinking about whether to pretend to be impatient and say the last sentence: "Mom, I'm not coming back!"

It was Yang Kai's mother who suddenly turned to Yang Kai behind him with a smile on her face: "Are you Mi Lin?"

Yang Kai nodded and said with a smile, "Hello, Auntie."

Yang Kai's mother looked at Yang Kai from head to toe, and then said with great satisfaction: "Okay, okay." After that, she actually walked to Yang Kai's side, took Yang Kai's arm, and He clapped his hands, "For so many years, this is the first time my family Akai brought friends home! Come on, you can treat this place as your own home, you are welcome." He walked towards the house while holding Yang Kai on his arm. go.

Yang Kai's father, elder brother, and sister-in-law all gave way to agree: "You're welcome, this is my home."

Yang Kai's sister-in-law led her son in after her mother-in-law and Yang Kai.

Yang Kai's father glared at Mi Lin and went in too.

Yang Kai's elder brother, Yang Hui, was full of smiles, and gave Mi Lin a meaningful look: "Aren't you leaving yet? Are you going to stay outside and let the wind blow?"

Mi Lin suddenly got excited, took a step, and quickly followed.

A group of people walked into the door back and forth like this, and stepped into the huge living room.

Mi Lin, who was walking at the end, vaguely heard Yang Kai's mother in the front cordially speaking to Yang Kaila's parents: "I heard that you have a son..."

The cool breeze poured in, and Mi Lin's back was blown cold for a while.

I always feel... a bit weird.