soul swap

The sorceress is a woman about fifty years old, with piercing eyes and shiny black hair, um, an ugly woman.

Ugly, really ugly, very ugly.A long banana face with a protruding chin, a large round aquiline nose, and slanted corners of the mouth.If she hadn't been wearing a Taoist robe and sitting behind the desk, Mi Lin would never have thought of her as a special person who killed ghosts and demons, but would have regarded her as a clown in the circus who was responsible for entertaining the audience.

The sorcerer stared at them, and fixed them with those eyes that seemed to be breathtaking since they entered the house.

Mi Lin couldn't help shivering.He was already being led by Yang Kai, but this time, his hands seemed to be glued with brown sugar, no matter what, he couldn't do without Yang Kai.

"Two gentlemen, sit down." Unexpectedly, the witch's voice was quite nice, clear and not hoarse.Mi Lin originally thought that her voice would be as indescribable as her appearance.

In front of the mahogany desk are two swivel armchairs.Mi Lin and Yang Kai sat down.Mi Lin still couldn't do without Yang Kai.Yang Kai unexpectedly didn't shake off Mi Lin's hand, allowing him to hold it nervously.

"The two said that you are not feeling well recently?" The sorceress cut to the chase.

This room was just as Mi Lin expected, full of a mysterious atmosphere.The doors and windows were closed, the dark curtains blocked the bright sunlight outside, and the room was dim and gloomy.Except for a desk and the swivel chairs they sat on, which were somewhat modern, the rest of the furnishings were rustic.A bronze cauldron of unknown age, a perforated incense burner lit with green smoke...

Mi Lin was a little restless.After the sorceress asked, he turned to look at Yang Kai.

Yang Kai is completely different from Mi Lin.He was calm and composed, as if he was visiting an ordinary family.Yang Kai opened his mouth and replied: "Yes, sometimes I feel cold when I walk on the road for no reason, and I am often pressed by ghosts when I sleep in the middle of the night. The most exaggerated time, of course, may be my illusion. There is no wind, but why The curtains in my house fluttered."

Yang Kai spoke very slowly.Cooperating with the dark environment around, coupled with the faint sandalwood fragrance that wafted into the nose from time to time...

Mi Lin suddenly felt cold all over, as if what Yang Kai said was true.

Mi Lin wanted to cry a little.It's just asking a witch to ask if it's possible to change her body. Is it necessary to make up like this?

After Yang Kai finished speaking, he stared at the witch.

It is said that this witch has great powers.There are so many "unusual people" in the city, the reason why Yang Kai came to her first is because she is the most famous.Now Yang Kai wanted to see if she really lived up to her reputation, or if she was just trying to gain fame, just a deceitful stick.

Obviously, it is time for the sorceress to see that Yang Kai is the dominant one among Mi Lin and Yang Kai.She looked at Yang Kai, and after a long while, she said, "I see that you are surrounded by black air and your Yuan Yang is not solid. You are indeed haunted by ghosts."

Mi Lin seemed to have fallen into an ice cave in an instant, and the hand holding Yang Kai trembled uncontrollably.

Yang Kai exerted force in his hands, and glanced at Mi Lin, his face full of helplessness, as if he was looking at an idiot.Yang Kai spoke nonsense to the sorceress: "We have never been to the cemetery, we have never been to the murder scene, and we live in a very popular neighborhood, next to the provincial government, how could we be haunted by ghosts?" He hesitated. After a while, he asked without giving up: "I said, Xiangu, do you want to take a closer look at us?"

As Yang Kai wished, the sorceress looked at him carefully again with wide and piercing eyes, and after watching him, she looked at Mi Lin again.Then, she shook her head and sighed, "You are indeed haunted by ghosts."

Yang Kai lowered his head and raised his hand to squeeze between his brows.

"And it's a female ghost who died in vain." The sorceress said it seriously.

Mi Lin looked at Yang Kai with a pale face.Yang Kai's hand holding him got a little stronger, and he barely shook it, calling him to wake up.

"Do you know why you are haunted by a female ghost?" the witch asked mysteriously.

A sneer appeared on Yang Kai's lips: "Oh? Why?"

I saw the sorceress shaking her head and shaking her head: "The so-called 'yang cannot stand on its own, it must gain yin and then stand up, so yang is based on yin, and yin is the mother of yang. Yin can't see itself, you must wait for yang to see it, so yin is governed by yang , and Yang is the father of Yin.”

Mi Lin opened his eyes wide.She, what is she talking about?

"..." The corners of Yang Kai's mouth twitched again and again, "Speak humanly!"

The sorceress twitched her lips and said, "This means that yin and yang cannot stand side by side. Although yin and yang are two words, they are the news of one qi. Yang changes into yin and combines, and one is indispensable. You two lack yin, and the world is the most yin." It is the female ghost who died in vain, and the female ghost needs Yanghuo to reconcile, so of course it came to you."

Mi Lin was taken aback when he heard that.After entering the room, he spoke for the first time: "Why do we say we lack yin? If men are yang and women are yin, don't all men in the world lack yin?"

It was Mi Lin who had just spoken, and Yang Kai stood up with a "shua".He held Mi Lin's hand and did not let go, and Mi Lin was brought to stand up together.

Yang Kai was full of anger.

The sorceress was stunned for a moment, her face was a little flustered, but she calmed down after a while.She said: "The two of you should think about what the old man said. I have analyzed the truth to you. If you don't believe it, the old man can't help it. The female ghost haunts people, but it's only 49 days. Now it seems that you have been haunted 21 days and [-] days, if not..."

"Enough!" Yang Kai yelled, "Damn it's a psychopath! I'm so stupid to believe those people's nonsense and come here to waste time!"

Obviously Yang Kai was very angry.

Mi Lin glanced at Yang Kai.Didn't it mean that even if this sorceress is a liar, can they still treat it as a visit to the Ming and Qing architectural complexes?

Yang Kai pulled Mi Lin: "What are you doing so stupidly?! Let's go!"

"Oh, oh!" Mi Lin responded blankly.

But the sorceress still didn't give up. Before their left foot stepped out of the gate, she hurriedly shouted from behind: "Mr. Liu! Mr. Chen! Your yang and yang are combined, and yin and yang are not in harmony. I'm afraid the female ghost will attack you!" The time is even earlier! If you don’t listen to the old man’s words, you’ll be at a disadvantage!”

"Boom!" Mi Lin's mind was like thunder.what what?A combination of yang and yang? !

I wipe!This sorceress actually meant that!So if we lack yin, we will be haunted by female ghosts? !

But before Mi Lin's chaotic mind could sort out something, he was pulled out of the door by Yang Kai.

"Deng Deng Deng Deng" went downstairs, turned a corner and left the courtyard door in one breath, and returned to the alley in the blink of an eye.

People are coming and going, and the voices are noisy.

Mi Lin blinked, and the world suddenly became real again.

"Damn it!" Yang Kai swears again.He turned around and kicked fiercely on the vermilion lacquered wooden door of the witch's house, "Liar old woman!"

"..." Mi Lin looked at Yang Kai not knowing what to say.

Yang Kai took a deep breath, and met Mi Lin's gaze.

Next, hell.Both of them blushed.

Mi Lin's heart beat violently all of a sudden, so violently that he even had difficulty breathing.He quickly looked away, looking at the high sky like a fool.There are a few white clouds in the sky, the big ones are like horses, and the small ones are like cotton candy.

"Hmm!" Yang Kai coughed heavily and said, "Go home!"

They walked out of the alley together.Neither of them spoke again.

The bustling crowd around is like a background wall.It seems that the world has specially created a small space for them.

Mi Lin felt that his face was burning, and he was embarrassed to look at Yang Kai.And Yang Kai also turned his head to the side, sneaking a glance at Mi Lin out of the corner of his eye.It's just that the two are side by side, as if inadvertently, the two hands will be held together again.

Walk out of the alley all the way to the parking lot next to the city park.Mi Lin didn't look at Yang Kai until he opened the car door.Yang Kai looked at him.Mi Lin swallowed her saliva, and unconsciously asked, "Well... tell me, there really isn't a female ghost by our side!"

Yang Kai: "..."

He bent down to get into the car, watched Mi Lin also get into the car, and after Mi Lin sat on the passenger seat and fastened his seat belt, he asked after a while, "Are you afraid of such unreasonable things?"

Mi Lin's expression froze, and he said, "How is that possible! It's just..." He hesitated for a moment, and said, "Look, we even had such unimaginable things as changing bodies... Who knows if it will..."

Yang Kai was categorical: "That sorceress is a liar! Leave her alone!" After saying this, he fell silent.

Mi Lin was also silent.The two of them thought of going together.

"The combination of yang and yang" - the words that the sorceress yelled out.

Mi Lin looked at his hands.Broad and powerful, with slender and beautiful fingers.He made a fist and squeezed it. "Yangyang is married!" He thought to himself, "They have switched bodies, and they are still married!" Inexplicably, after the two fell together, Yang Kai's words suddenly popped up in his mind : "It's impossible for me to like you, I'm not interested in self-defeating."

"..." Mi Lin's mouth twitched into a wavy line.

Next, Mi Lin buried her face in her hands, a ball of paste in her head.Can't think anymore, can't think anymore!

Yang Kai concentrated on driving as if he didn't see Mi Lin's convulsion-like action.

Along the way, the two were speechless again.

Back to the neighborhood.Park into the building and enter the elevator.The elevator stopped and the door opened, and the two looked down at the door in unison.No bricks.Next, he looked up at the other party, with an awkward smile on his face at the same time.

Yang Kai was still the first to suppress his expression, strode out of the elevator, and took out the key to open the door.

Mi Lin followed behind.

But the door opened, and there was a burst of creepy music inside.

Yang Kai frowned.Mi Lin gasped.

Walked into the house one after another.Passing through the hallway and entering the living room, I saw on the huge LCD TV on the TV wall, a female ghost with long hair and white clothes was slowly crawling out of the TV with ten claws outstretched.

"Ah—" Mi Lin let out a shrill scream, and then hung on Yang Kai's body with lightning speed.

"..." It doesn't feel good to be caught by your own body.After all, my body is much taller than the one I use now.Yang Kai glanced at Mi Lin speechlessly.

And Chen Qixing, who was nestling on the sofa and watching "Sadako" intently, jumped up when his father screamed.He quickly grabbed the remote control and turned off the TV with a "click".Then he rushed to his dad with a grin, stood at attention, "Dad, you're back!"

Mi Lin finally got off Yang Kai's body. He pointed at Chen Qixing with trembling hands: "Smelly, brat, haven't I warned you many times? Watching horror movies is strictly prohibited! Horror movies are strictly prohibited!"

Yang Kai squinted at Mi Lin, and suddenly, the corner of his mouth twitched. "That witch didn't lie, I saw that there is really a female ghost behind you." He said.

"Ah—" screamed again, this time, Mi Lin squatted down and covered his ears.

"You said you're not afraid of such unwarranted things," Yang Kai laughed loudly, then squatted down and leaned into Mi Lin's ear, "En?"

Mi Lin raised his head and saw Yang Kai's sly face, while Chen Qixing looked up at the ceiling with a look of "my dad is so stupid", he immediately became angry and glared at Yang Kai: "You're kidding me!" I!"

Yang Kai said: "It's really unbearable, you actually use my body to make such an expression!" Although he said so, he couldn't help smiling, "I look forward to our return!"

"Eh?" Mi Lin was stunned for a moment.