soul swap

The next day, Chen Qixing went to school, Yang Kai went to work in the kindergarten, and Mi Lin went to the streets to look for the ubiquitous small advertisements for certificates.

Compared with Yang Kai's family background, Mi Lin's is much simpler.Yang Kai is very satisfied with his life experience - although it sounds a bit tragic.

Both of Mi Lin's parents died since he was a child, and he and his elder brother depended on each other for life. When he was just admitted to university, his elder brother who was studying for him died in a car accident.Mi Lin survived four years of college by relying on work-study programs.Mi Lin graduated from university last year. Since he worked in many early childhood training institutions during college, he has enough teaching experience and obtained a kindergarten teacher certificate, so he was hired by the current kindergarten right after graduation.After working as a teaching assistant for a year, because of the lack of teachers in the kindergarten and his excellent performance, the kindergarten promoted him to be the head teacher this year and let him lead the class alone.

Yang Kai is satisfied that Mi Lin's blood relationship is the simplest - no blood relationship (it's pitiful, but under the current circumstances, it couldn't be better for the two of them), and Mi Lin himself confessed that the university After graduation, the classmates and friends who made good friends were all busy with work, and basically never saw each other again.Now Yang Kai is more satisfied.As for Mi Lin's colleagues, Mi Lin has only worked for one year, what would his colleagues know about him?

It seems that this is really a blessing in misfortune.The relationship between two people who swap bodies is very simple.

Although Yang Kai has parents and elder brother, he can guarantee that they will never control him.As for friends.Yang Kai only said that he has very few friends, and those few friends will definitely not come to him on his own initiative. "Our interpersonal relationship is very simple. As long as we are careful, we won't let go." Yang Kai is now full of confidence.

Yang Kai, who was full of confidence, had a cloudy face when he left home to go to work in the kindergarten. When he walked out, his legs seemed to be studded with nails, and every step he took was painful to death.

In pain, Yang Kai glared at Mi Lin fiercely like a beast.Mi Lin could only drip cold sweat, and clapped his hands repeatedly to assure him: "I will get the Kindergarten Teacher Certificate as soon as possible."

The so-called as soon as possible, it will take three days!

Mi Lin found a lot of numbers in the streets and alleys, and he dialed them one by one, and the best answer they gave him was this: "The electronic version of the ID card has been sent. In three days, go to XX, which is opposite the XX community. At the entrance of the supermarket, you pay the money with one hand and the certificate with the other.”

"Boss, can you hurry up?"

"Three days is already the fastest!" The man on the other end of the phone said with a southern accent, "What you want is a preschool teacher certificate, how many people will buy this kind of certificate! It takes time to get the template and the official seal! If you think it's too slow, you can find another place!"

Mi Lin was dumbfounded for a moment.

With no other choice, he had to sign a verbal agreement with the guy who handled the license.

At noon, he returned to Yang Kai's apartment.He took his mobile phone and dialed Yang Kai's number.

Yang Kai's lifeless voice came over: "Hey...are you done?"

"Well...it will take three days to get it. Where is your ID card? The fake ID gave me a Q number, and I will take a photo of your ID card and send it over..."

Before Mi Lin finished speaking, Yang Kai heard a popping sound, it sounded like Yang Kai crushed the Coke can and burst it.

Mi Lin's heart skipped a beat twice. "Be gentle," he begged pitifully, "You should face me anyway, and don't cast a shadow on the children!"

"The children are asleep!" Yang Kai's voice seemed to come from hell, "Number."

"what?"

"That idiot's number."

"what?"

"Ah shit!" Yang Kai swears, it seems that he was tortured by the kindergarten children in just one morning today, and he lost his patience. —Wait, does he have patience?

"You said the phone number for *fake* certificates?" Mi Lin finally understood.

"I told him to get it out for me this afternoon."

"Ah? This afternoon?" Mi Lin was stunned.

Unexpectedly, Yang Kai really got it done.

When Mi Lin turned on the computer Q*Q and went online to communicate with the fake certificate seller, the attitude of the fake certificate seller was not too good.The screen is full of "Boss, do you think this is okay?" "Boss, do you think that is okay?"

Originally it was Mi Lin who called him "Boss", but now it's reversed, and Mi Lin has become "Boss".

"I will get out what you need even if I don't eat or drink!" It is displayed in the Q*Q chat box, "Before seven o'clock in the evening, no no, before six o'clock, I will personally deliver it to you At the gate of the neighborhood."

Mi Lin stared at the Q*Q chat box, feeling like he was dreaming.

After a long while, he stretched out his hands and typed on the keyboard tremblingly: "How much did my friend give you?"

"Hey..." A wretched expression appeared in the chat box, "The big boss is generous, no more, no less, exactly 5 yuan."

"Boom." Mi Lin slammed his head on the keyboard.

Yang Kai is crazy!

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"5 yuan! You think it's too much money! A fake certificate is not even worth 500 yuan, do you know that!"

In the evening, Yang Kai and Chen Qixing came back.Mi Lin couldn't help but shouted at Yang Kai.

After a while, amidst Mi Lin's incoherent speech, Chen Qixing, who figured out what happened, looked at Yang Kai like he was looking at an alien, with his mouth opened wider than an egg.

"My money, why are you in a hurry." Yang Kai dropped these words expressionlessly, then walked to the restaurant, sat down, and leaned back on the chair exhaustedly: "I'm hungry."

"..." Well, his money!

Mi Lin was immediately discouraged, turned around and walked into the kitchen, and began serving dishes to Yang Kai and Chen Qixing.

Chen Qixing sat next to Yang Kai. "Uncle Yang, I thought you were just a rich man," he said, "but now I understand that you are a rich man who easily loses his mind. You were bullied by the children in the kindergarten so that you lost your mind today, right? "

"Wow - pain pain pain pain -"

Yang Kai pressed down with his big palm and rubbed violently on Chen Qixing's head, causing Chen Qixing to scream.

The corner of Mi Lin's mouth twitched as he served the food, then sat across from Yang Kai, and asked cautiously, "Today... How is the kindergarten?"

Mi Lin vaguely felt that Yang Kai's eyes behind the lens flashed a light that was about to collapse.I saw Yang Kai took a deep breath, and then said flatly: "It's okay, but the whole class cried for three to ten minutes, seven little boys and five little girls fought in groups, five children wet the bed, and eight children wet their pants. .”

"..."

silence.

Still silent.

Finally, Mi Lin was powerless, covered his face with one hand and lowered his head, he didn't know what to say anymore.

Chen Qixing: "Uncle Yang...well, you are so pitiful. I finally understand why you lost your mind."