Bite the gods, abuse the gods

The most miserable scream in history is "Ah..." from Fan Xinchen's mouth

Quickly letting go of a certain zombie, Fan Xinchen pointed at him with trembling fingers in a complicated mood and said, "You, you...why...why are you a zombie? Woohoo Woo~~~~~~ Did my first love end from the very beginning? No, is it going to end before it even started? Wow~~~~~~"

Not knowing how much he had dealt Fan Xinchen a blow, a certain zombie kept flashing question marks from being hugged to being pushed away for no reason.How did Fan Xinchen, who felt sorry for himself over there, discover the fact that a certain zombie is a zombie?The answer is: Fan Xinchen kissed the two sharp fangs in the mouth of a certain zombie.

After mourning and complaining for a long time, Fan Xinchen, who came to a strange conclusion, suddenly stood up excitedly and said, "Honey, no matter how big the racial difference between us is, I will still love you wholeheartedly. So , honey, come back to heaven with me? I will love you 360 days a year, five days a day.  …The next thousand and ninety-six words will be omitted.”

Just as Fan Xinchen was talking, a certain zombie suddenly bared its fangs and bit down on Fan Xinchen's shoulder. "Patta" Fan Xinchen turned his head stiffly and cried, "Honey, how could you treat me like this." A look of grievance immediately appeared on Fan Xinchen's face.

A certain zombie that didn't bite out any food after biting for a long time suddenly became very angry and began to bite other parts of Fan Xinchen.Fan Xinchen couldn't feel the pain for a long time, because he is a god, and he is one of the most powerful gods.

Turning his wise eyeballs, Fan Xinchen revealed his black belly and said, "Hey, my dear, don't waste your efforts, it's completely impossible for you to bite through my body, so be good If you come back to heaven with me and live a happy life, I will forgive you for your bad behavior of murdering your husband, my dear."

A certain zombie who had no ability to resist was caught by Fan Xinchen just like that.Because Fan Xinchen was so powerful, a certain zombie felt a little bit of coercion, so it didn't dare to move anymore.

Looking at a certain zombie that couldn't move and was extremely stiff, Fan Xinchen smiled complacently, thinking shamelessly that this was a certain zombie acquiescing to his decision.Because it was a unilateral decision, a certain zombie was carried by Fan Xinchen like a prey, like a returning general, on the colorful cloud, ready to go back to heaven together.

The word "shameless" naturally appeared in the head of a certain zombie. Just a little coercion from Fan Xinchen made him unable to move.

, That's why I didn't dare to do any acts of resistance.

Proudly showing off his spoils to Colorful Cloud, Fan Xinchen patted his forehead while talking and suddenly realized.

Suddenly turning his head to stare at a certain zombie, Fan Xinchen's eyes were so intense that the certain zombie thought that this powerful fairy was finally going to deal with him.Instead, he became even more frightened, and the body of a certain zombie began to tremble a little.

Fan Xinchen with fiery eyes suddenly smirked twice and said, "Oh, I never knew what your name is, dear? If you don't have a good name after you return to Heaven, how can you match it with Mrs. Chenmeng Shenzun?" What about the name? What do you say? My dear."

The name zombie paused, looked at Fan Xinchen in confusion, but probably knew that the fairy in front of him was asking for his name or something.

Before a certain zombie could react correctly, Fan Xinchen suddenly explained narcissistically: "Hey, I have a pretty good name here, how about Meng Zhongfan? Immortals will know that you are my wife as soon as they hear it."

According to the analysis of a zombie's simple mind, the latter sentence is probably the most important thing Fan Xinchen wants to say.

Unable to tolerate a certain zombie's rebuttal, Fan Xinchen resolutely decided: "Let's do this, my dear, you will be called Meng Zhongfan."

So one god and one zombie returned to the Heavenly Court in such a joyous and incomparably stiff manner.

What I have to say here is that Fan Xinchen can definitely be regarded as the real No.1 in the Heavenly Court.Even the Jade Emperor didn't know the extent of Fan Xinchen's ability, the only old Jade Emperor who appointed Fan Xinchen all the details, had already returned to the chaos of heaven and earth with these secrets.And Yao Ri Tianzun, who can be regarded as the most designated thing, is also the father god of the Queen Mother, who has already taken his own wife to travel to the Six Realms.

The Heavenly Court had received the news long ago, and a large group of gods came to greet him, no, to be precise, they were a large group of gods who came to ask for sin.Among them are Taibai Jinxing, Taishang Laojun, Erlang God, Qingyuan Emperor, Moyin God Lord, etc. The first four were immediately furious when they heard about Fan Xinchen's good deeds when they returned to the mansion. The court asked him to settle accounts.As for Mo Yin Shenjun, he waited for Fan Xinchen to drink up the "beauty drunk" before reacting, and immediately joined the crusade group, ready to settle accounts with Fan Xinchen.

such a pity!A large group of gods, although they looked imposing, but the moment they saw Fan Xinchen, the old devil, they revealed the fact of their inner fear.

Taibai Jinxing's beard trembled, and he almost pulled out his own beard with his hands; Taishang Laojun almost fell on the colorful clouds because his feet couldn't rest, but fortunately there was a boy behind him to help him; The roaring dog's hair started to be pulled out, and when he reacted, he found that he was even worse than Fan Xinchen's hair; Emperor Qingyuan calmed down the most, of course, if his hand didn't pinch his thigh, it would be fine; Shenjun Mo Yin's brain Relatively simple, when he saw Fan Xinchen, he couldn't help but want to retreat.This group of immortals completely lost the aura they had when they were first angry. Even if they had it, they were just holding on.

Imprisoning Meng Zhongfan in her arms, Fan Xinchen was in a rare good mood and didn't beat up this group of stupid gods who were obviously looking for trouble.Therefore, the power of love is the greatest, just like a big devil like Fan Xinchen began to change.

Before Fan Xinchen leisurely wandered back into his divine mansion, the Queen Mother brought a group of fairy servants and rushed towards the place where Fan Xinchen was standing at a speed that normal gods could not imagine.

The incomparable intuition told Fan Xinchen that he had a bad premonition, and it was aimed at Fan in the dream in 1's arms.So Fan Xinchen flashed to the side at an extremely fast speed, and by the way pushed Taibaijinxing who was closest to him to his original position.

Then the other gods around could only watch helplessly as their incomparably noble Queen Mother led a large group of fairy maidservants at a very fast speed, and then stepped on the old god Taibai Jinxing in a very mosaic manner. body.

Yao Wuyang, the queen mother who finally stopped, turned her head and saw Taibai Jinxing who had been trampled on many footprints, and immediately shifted her position and said: "Hey, Taibai Jinxing, what are you doing lying on the ground? I don't know Is this very dangerous?" While talking, he secretly hid behind Fan Xinchen.

Fan Xinchen couldn't laugh or cry, as an older generation who grew up with Yao Wuyang, how could he not know the meaning of Yao Wuyang's action. .This girl meant that when she grew up, she obviously got into trouble again, so she came here to find a safe haven.

Yao Wuyang, who was hiding from the danger, passed Meng Zhongfan in Fan Xinchen's arms, and instantly couldn't care about hiding from the danger.She just heard that Fan Xinchen came back with a man who looked like a man, so she left feeling passionate and ran over with the fairy maid.

Yao Wuyang with an excited face left and went to Meng Zhongfan, wanting to see what I look like.

There is another delicious food dangling in front of I didn't find it. A group of gods just didn't want to try it, but the food dangling just now seems to be very good, it shouldn't matter if I bite it?In the dream, Fan thought so.

For the first time in history, Nantianmen suffered a loud scream. Because the Queen Mother, Niangyao Wuyang, was bitten by an unknown object, her voice immediately increased in decibels, and the Nantianmen was almost collapsed.

Different from Fan Xinchen's heartache, after Yao Wuyang was bitten, except for the first scream, the rest were all interested and affectionate little eyes.

Holding Fan Xinchen's arm, Yao Wuyang said, "Uncle Chen, I never knew that you liked this kind of taste. But it doesn't matter, although your taste is so heavy that you chose zombies." race. But as a god who dedicated his life to love, don’t back down, just go up bravely! I will definitely support you forever!”

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