Bite the gods, abuse the gods

Sleeping deeply in the middle of the night, Fan in the dream seemed to remember something, and suddenly sat up in his seat.

In the end, Fan Xinchen, who was still listening to the sound, was unlucky, and just happened to bump into his chin with a bone. "Aww..." Fan Xin burst into tears, and asked softly, "Mengmeng, what's wrong with you?"

Biting Fan Xinchen's shoulder and grinding his teeth, Fan in the dream asked while grinding his teeth: "Ho Ho Ho (Chen Chen, didn't you tell me something hilarious?" You said you would explain it to me later, it's so late now ?)" Probably Fan Xinchen didn't like the dark sky either, so he took a colorful pearl from "Dhen Xin", and the room was immediately brightened.

After hesitating for a long time, Fan Xinchen really didn't know whether to explain clearly.

What if Fan Xinchen made it clear, but Dream Fan didn't accept their little baby and didn't want it?

After thinking for a long time, Fan Xinchen didn't want to deceive Meng Zhongfan, so she decided to say: "Mengmeng, Youxi means someone is pregnant with a baby. Mengmeng, do you like babies? You want Chenchen and your Baby?" Saying that, Fan Xinchen put his hand on Meng Zhongfan's still flat belly, watching Meng Zhongfan's reactions expectantly.

Blinking his eyes, Meng Zhongfan followed Fan Xinchen's hand and looked at his lower abdomen, a little afraid and unbelievable.Slowly covering the position where Fan Xinchen had touched, Meng Zhongfan suddenly had some moving thoughts: There is a little baby here, a little baby who is connected by Mengmeng and Chenchen's blood.

After being unable to recover for a long time, Fan Xinchen thought that he was rejecting the existence of this little baby, so he was very disappointed.

Before Fan Xinchen was disappointed, Meng Zhongfan, who had fully accepted the existence of the baby, threw himself into Fan Xinchen's arms and said, "Ho Ho Ho (so happy, so happy. Mengmeng and Chenchen's little baby must be It will look better than the baby of the lotus fairy.)”

Fan Xinchen was taken aback, and quickly hugged Meng Zhongfan, who was restlessly moving, and said with a little joy and reproach: "Mengmeng, stop messing around, and be careful to hurt the baby. Okay, Mengmeng, I'm excited too Come on, take a good rest."

Falling asleep with Fan in his dream, the smile in the corner of Fan Xinchen's eyes never disappeared.

The good news spread from Cheng Yan to every corner of the heaven.Fairy Mengyao's residence is no exception, the good news of Meng Zhongfan at this time is tantamount to giving her the biggest blow.

Clenching her fists and pounding on the table, Fairy Mengyao gritted her teeth and said word by word: "Brother Chenmeng can only be mine, what is everything in your dream? Just wait and see, I won't let you give birth to Chenmeng safely. Brother Meng’s children, I want both of you dead.”

What Fan Xinchen didn't know at this time was that because of his relationship, he almost caused him to lose Dream Fan for a long time later.During that time, he will be in great pain, and the only thing that can comfort him is him and Fan's son in his dream, who will accompany him through the long and lonely hell time.

Holding the thing he just tried to make, Fan Xinchen slowly picked up the thing, and said to the big housekeeper Cheng Yan: "Now, the time to dedicate yourself to the master has come. Come, drink him, Cheng Yan."

Seeing how the thing in front of him was born, Cheng Yan didn't dare to drink it, and now he is afraid to avoid it.

In the morning, Fan Xinchen suddenly dug Cheng Yan up from the bed, saying that he wanted to make a delicious meal for Meng Zhongfan.

Hearing this kind of reason, even if Cheng Yan was dissatisfied with Fan Xinchen, he just dug him out of the bed and followed suit.

In the end, Cheng Yan, who had seen Fan Xinchen's cooking skills, hoped that Fan Xinchen would never cook again for the rest of his life.First of all, Fan Xinchen took care of all the materials, and Cheng Yan looked very comfortable and satisfied.But the following is completely messed up. Vinegar is treated as wine, and more than half is added; salt is sugar, and a spoonful of salt is added to a spoonful of water; oil is completely used as floating matter, because it is fried and then boiled.

A good pot of soup was ruined in front of Cheng Yan.Every time Cheng Yan wanted to say something wrong, Fan Xinchen said with a righteous look in his eyes: This deity was taught by the chef himself, how could he be wrong.

Cheng Yan, who failed to stop him, had no choice but to pray for his husband and young master who were about to eat soup, hoping that they would not be poisoned to death by his master's cooking skills.

However, despite all his thoughts, Cheng Yan never thought that he would be lucky enough to be the first drinker.

Looking at Fan Xinchen's expression: "You dare to look down on my Tang, I will let you see the King of Hades." Cheng Yanzhan stretched out his hand tremblingly, and slowly picked it up.

The strong smell of seasoning invaded Cheng Yan's nose, and the dark liquid solidification was obvious.Taking a deep breath, when Cheng Yan was about to take a breather, Fan Xinchen suddenly shouted, "Wait." Cheng Yan immediately looked at Fan Xinchen gratefully, can he finally stop drinking?However, the reality was more cruel than imagined. Fan Xinchen took a large spoonful of salt and added it to the already weird soup. As a result, the color of the soup became even weirder.

Fan Xinchen, who felt good about himself, pointed to the soup in the bowl, and said to Cheng Yan who wanted to cry: "I just forgot, I seem to have heard that sugar is added to the soup to taste better. Come on, Cheng Yan, try to drink it up Bar."

The heavens can learn from it, Cheng Yan really tried hard to finish the soup as Fan Xinchen wanted, but after taking a sip, Cheng Yan fell to the ground and died.Cheng Yan, who was foaming at the mouth, twitched and said, "Master, call...call...the god of medicine to help...ah..."

Seemingly dissatisfied with Cheng Yan's performance, he pulled the void, and the God of Medicine appeared.

Under the guidance of Jing Xin, the confused God of Medicine finally rescued Cheng Yan, the poor housekeeper.After thinking about it for a long time, Fan Xinchen still couldn't figure out that there was something wrong with the soup he made, so Jing Xin became the next unlucky person.Pointing at the soup that made Cheng Yan fall to the ground, he said to Jing Xin who was already frightened by the situation, "Come on, it just so happened that Cheng Yan collapsed, so let Jing Xin help me try the soup."

Body was stiff, Jing Xin looked at Tang Kuang who made Cheng Yan fall to the ground and shook his head, expressing that he absolutely should not try the drink.

Fan Xinchen, who felt more and more that the experiment was not enough, simply gulped it down in one gulp, Jing Xin fell to the ground in an instant, and the God of medicine was frightened.Looking at Fan Xinchen who was approaching him step by step, the God of Medicine immediately begged for mercy: "My lord, the old minister is old, and I can't bear this kind of top-quality soup, please let the old minister go." After fleeing three steps away, Holding on to the pillar firmly, the God of Medicine said absolutely not to drink it.

Fortunately, before Yaoshen was poisoned, Meng Zhongfan rescued him, otherwise...

Fan Xinchen was gorgeously bitten by Meng Zhongfan, but unfortunately, Fan Xinchen was already immune to Meng Zhongfan's bite, otherwise the situation would have been even more exciting.

Biting Fan Xinchen's shoulder, Meng Zhongfan immediately said aggrieved: "Ho Ho Ho (Chen Chen, where did you go? I can't find you.)"

Looking up and looking outside, Fan Xinchen rested his forehead, he was just so focused on finding someone to experiment with the soup that he completely forgot the time.Hugging Meng Zhongfan's waist back, Fan Xinchen felt that he was more important, and immediately said to the God of Medicine who had escaped, "Remember to take them in."

Taking Meng Zhongfan to the bedroom, Fan Xinchen carefully put him on the bed, put his ear to his belly and said, "Mengmeng, do you think this little baby will look like you, or me?" Paying attention to Fan Xinchen's idiot behavior, Meng Zhongfan simply pretended to sleep.

How could Fan Xinchen not know Meng Zhongfan's thoughts, since Meng Zhongfan ignored him, he could just talk to the little baby by himself.

It was Meng Zhongfan who fell asleep amidst Fan Xinchen's nagging.Regarding this, Fan Xinchen said that he was very helpless, he is not a hypnotist, why did he fall asleep so quickly?However, looking at Fan's sleeping face in the dream, Fan Xinchen couldn't help but kissed his forehead and said, "Sleep well, my Mengmeng and the baby."

If you say that Fan Xinchen has really fallen, since Fan became pregnant in the dream, the entire Heavenly Court has been harassed by his family and is restless.The Jade Emperor could only be speechless for Fan Xinchen's behavior of pampering his husband.Now he doesn't dare to care about Fan Xinchen and Meng Zhongfan's affairs, who made Yao Wuyang offend Fan Xinchen last time, Fan Chaoli slipped out early in the morning to patrol the world in order to reduce his sense of existence.

When Fan Chaoli came back from his tour around the world, most of Tianting Miracle turned into black pandas or red parrots, in short, they didn't look good.

During this period of time, black pandas and red parrots have become the characteristics of Tianting.

All the gods looked at their Highness the crown prince who was saved from disaster, and they all rushed to cry.

After a while, Fan Chaoli was surrounded by a group of strangely shaped gods.Struggling among the gods, after Fan Chaoli was liberated, his whole person was disfigured.The Jade Emperor looked at his son with the same style, and was immediately overjoyed, thinking: well, now we are more like father and son, and no one will fail to recognize that they are father and son.

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