Bite the gods, abuse the gods

Fan Ruochen, who was abandoned by his wife and son, sat blankly in Yunxiao Hall, cursing and drawing small circles wanting to cry without tears.

Fan Ruochen, who took a long time to recover, stood up slowly, and said to himself: "Father, it's not that I don't want to help, it's that Uncle Chen is too persistent, and there is nothing I can do. Sigh~~ ~~~~"

It turns out that the old Jade Emperor, Fan Ruochen's father, Fan Xinhong, had a secret talk with Fan Ruochen before returning to Chaos.The content is to hope that Fan Ruochen will do his best to stop Fan Xinchen from falling in love with zombies in the corpse world one day.Because the old Jade Emperor predicted that Fan Xinchen would have this catastrophe, but Fan Xinhong, who loves his younger brother, still paved the way for Fan Xinchen, hoping that the ending would not be too tragic.

It is said that when Fan Xinchen was carrying the colorful clouds back to the Shenfu, Fan had already fallen asleep in Fan Xinchen's arms in the dream.Drooling while sleeping, causing Fan Xinchen's chest to get wet a lot, people who didn't know thought Fan Xinchen went there to swim.

But fortunately, Fan fell asleep in the dream, otherwise he would definitely be made to cry by the posture of the fairy servants in the shrine, although I don't know if the zombies have tears.

Chenmeng Shenzun's performance can be compared with Yunxiao Temple where the Jade Emperor lives, and there are naturally more fairy servants.Among them, Cheng Yan is the most stable butler in the Shenfu, who manages the Shenfu in an orderly manner, making Fan Xinchen feel extremely comfortable.It is said that the housekeeper Cheng Yan was specially found by the old Jade Emperor Fan Xinhong for Fan Xinchen, because Fan Xinchen really knows Fan Xinchen's personality too well, and it would definitely be a mess to deal with things in the Shenfu.

I have to say that the lessons learned from the past are really important.It is said that during the period when Fan Xinchen and Fan Xinhong were still alive, Fan Xinchen almost demolished the Yunxiao Temple where the current discussion was held.However, the reason why this kind of thing happened is really small and pitiful, it is because a small mosquito sucked Fan Xinchen's blood, and Fan Xinchen caught it for a long time but failed to catch it. As a result, the Yunxiao Palace was almost demolished in a rage Fortunately, Fan Xinchen's mother caught the mosquito in time to relieve him before it ended.

All the servants of Shenfu looked at their master in amazement, it was the first time that Shenmeng Shenzun treated others so tenderly, the most terrifying thing was Fan Xinchen, he smiled.In fact, it was not a big deal to happen to ordinary gods, but if the protagonist was Fan Xinchen, none of the gods would accept it, and they all asked to see their hearts.

Hugging Meng Zhongfan who was soaking through his clothes, Fan Xinchen saw himself smiling all over his face.

In fact, Fan Xinchen didn't want to laugh, but really couldn't bear the cuteness of Fan in the dream.The beautiful face, but the heart is a foil, and everyone who is full of heart and mind is caught by the zombie Fan in the dream.

Cheng Yan really didn't want to block the roads of Shenfu, so he said bluntly: "Master, can I trouble you to take back that idiot look? If you must giggle, go back to your own room and giggle enough." Can you go out again?"

The beaten Fan Xinchen looked at Cheng Yan with a bit of gloom and said, "Cheng Yan, you will die if you don't talk? How can I be an idiot? I'm so wise and powerful. I have both talent and appearance. How can I look like an idiot?" ?”

When the rebuttal came to Cheng Yan, he was completely ignored, and continued to attack Fan Xinchen: "Master, you have the air of an idiot in your whole body, at least for now." Holding Meng Zhongfan who started to snore angrily, he went back to his bedroom.

As for where Fan in Dream lived?Excuse me, do you think Fan Xinchen is such a good-tempered god?

Obviously not, the brazen Fan Xinchen directly believed 100% that he was Meng Zhongfan's husband, so he asked to share a room with Meng Zhongfan.

The deity who is as leisurely as a mortal heart dust, when the gods go to court, he makes trouble; when the gods rest, he sneaks up;In short, there are countless such things, and Fan Xinchen is regarded as a devil by the gods.

Fan Xinchen, who was not completely leisurely, soon stayed by Fan's bed in his dream for a long time before going to the study, Cheng Yan followed Fan Xinchen closely.Sitting on his chair, Fan Xinchen began to process a memorial about the two worlds of demons and monsters.

At the beginning of the establishment of the world, it was divided into six realms, human beings, ghosts, demons, demons, ghosts, and immortals.There is only one world outside the six worlds, which is the corpse world.In fact, at the beginning, there was no evidence to prove the existence of the corpse world, but since that happened, earth-shaking changes have taken place.

That incident was about the corpse world's invasion of the Six Realms.The zombies in the corpse world are all immortal, and because they were led by the corpse emperor, they had already reached the Yunxiao Temple at that time, and it was only by virtue of the death of Fan Xinhong that they kept their balance.In the end, it was relying on Fan Xinchen to turn the tide, but at that time both the Six Realms and the Corpse Realm suffered heavy losses.

A large number of elites from the six realms were lost in that war, and the only ones who witnessed Fan Xinchen's early life are Taibai Jinxing, Taishang Laojun and other old gods.Many young gods have heard of the horror of the corpse world from the older generation of gods, and seen descriptions from the library, so the gods are so afraid of the zombie race.

Now the corpse world is considered a forbidden word in the Six Realms. Although Fan Xinchen didn't care too much about it, the Jade Emperor had to protect the emotions of the gods, so he didn't notify the other five realms.The human world will never tell, don't be kidding, the human world is the most fragile world, so most of the interfaces are subconsciously protecting the human world, with the fairy world being the most.

Fan Xinchen was the most impatient about dealing with the affairs of the two worlds of monsters, but whoever made the Jade Emperor unable to deal with the situation on the side of monsters had to let him, the number one god, come.But after all, only Fan Xinchen and Yaoyue survived on that battlefield. Now that Yaoyue is not in the Heavenly Court, Fan Xinchen is the god who is most qualified to manage such matters, because he is the blood of the Fan family of the Royal Family of the Heavenly Court. .

Fan Xinchen yawned, and went to his bedroom in an extremely fast way, not daring to leave for half an hour, Fan Xinchen found that he was already dreaming of Fan in his dream, and wanted to see the person who made him fall in love sooner. He is haunted by dreams.

Gently pushed open the door of his bedroom, Fan Xinchen walked to the bed with a smile on his lips, slowly lifted a corner of the quilt, and then... there was no more, Fan Xinchen momentarily I was stunned, where did Meng Zhongfan go?Fan Xinchen was going crazy.

The restless Fan Xinchen lifted all the quilts all over his body, only to find that even the shadow of Fan in the dream was gone.

impossible!Fan Xinchen is very sure that she put Meng Zhongfan on the bed in her bedroom with her own hands, covered her with a cloud quilt before walking away.

Fan Xinchen, who was thinking to no avail, decided not to entangle any longer, and it was more important to find Meng Zhongfan.

So I went to Fan Xinchen, who didn't care about my own image, and started a large-scale search in my own shrine.After Cheng Yan received the order, he brought all the fairy servants and maidservants in the Shenfu to start the search in silent mode.

Why do you say silent mode?It's not what that idiot Fan Xinchen meant.He said that it's wrong to disturb the sleep of other gods in the dead of night, so he asked Cheng Yan and the others to do so.In fact, Cheng Yan and other fairy servants and maidservants fully understand what their master, who is Fan Xinchen, means, that anyone who dares to disturb their mistress' sleep will die!

After searching the Shenfu three times, there was no sign of any sign. Fan Xinchen decided that it would be better to expand the scope, so another kind of earth-shaking began secretly in the heavenly court.Well, the good deeds of Lei Gong and Dian Mu have been interrupted; Erlang God's Xiaotiangou's house has been demolished; Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace has been overturned; there are rows of footprints on the jade screen of Emperor Qingyuan. .....

However, Fan Xinchen, who searched the entire heaven, still couldn't find his baby Mengmeng, so he dragged the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to the Shenfu to talk about how to find Mengzhongfan.

By the way, Fan Chaoli, who was captured, yawned and said: "Grandpa Chen, do you have to be so busy at night? If you are looking for someone, shouldn't you look for the place he is most likely to go?"

The atmosphere stagnated, and Fan Xinchen finally came to his senses and shouted, "Oh my god! Mengmeng probably ran back to that mountain, right? No, I have to think of a way."

Still confused, Fan Ruochen asked subconsciously: "Well, what mountain?"

Fan Xinchen, who was immersed in self-pity and self-pity, also subconsciously replied: "Oh, isn't it because I lied to Mo Yin's 'beauty drunk', and then I accidentally cut off more than half of the mountain? "

Before the Jade Emperor could question him, Fan Xinchen suddenly yelled again because he was bitten again.

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