Bite the gods, abuse the gods

How could Fan Xinchen not know what he meant when he brought it to his nephew and grandson with his own hands.Although the Jade Emperor must not let it go, Fan Xinchen does not intend to let go of the little courtesy that is owed in front of him.

So Fan Xinchen twitched the corner of his mouth, smiled and said: "Since Grandpa Chen, I have something to go to the Jade Emperor, then Mengmeng please send me back to my Shenfu. By the way, if Mengmeng loses a hair If so, how about a little courtesy, how about you invite yourself to Ruoshui?"

Once the corner of Fan Chaoli's mouth twitched, he couldn't stop.Ruoshui has no water all year round, and it is a very dangerous galaxy area.

Seeing the twitching corners of Fan Chaoli's mouth, Fan Xinchen was in a good mood.Turning his head to look at Meng Zhongfan, Fan Xinchen said with a smile on his face: "Mengmeng, you have to go back to Shenfu obediently, and I will look for you soon. Mengmeng, don't be merciful when dealing with this kid. Whatever Mengmeng wants to do, just leave him a sigh of relief."

Hearing what Fan Xinchen said, Meng Zhongfan stared at Fan Chaoli with bright eyes, his eyes were so hot that he almost made Fan Chaoli think that he liked him.Looking at Meng Zhongfan's happy eyes, Fan Xinchen hugged Meng Zhongfan before he was about to leave and said, "Little courtesy, I will leave Mengmeng to you, and I will bring him back to the Shenfu safely, otherwise Ruoshui will have another one." The seat is waiting for you."

After finishing his instructions, Fan Xinchen happily went to discuss matters with the Jade Emperor.

After staring at Fan Xinchen's leaving back for a long time, Fan Chaoli resigned to his fate and prepared to send Meng Zhongfan back to the Shenfu.

However, Meng Zhongfan just got Fan Xinchen's permission, so naturally he is going to have a big game.So Fan Chaoli became the primary goal of Fan in Dream.As soon as he bit it down, Fan Chaoli screamed again and again, and immediately retreated ten meters away.

Covering his hand with bloody tooth marks, Fan Chaoli cried and said with a mournful face: "What do you want to do? I don't taste good at all."

Looking innocently at Fan Chaoli with red eyes, Fan explained in Meng Zhong: "Ho Ho Ho (Just now Chenchen said that you can play with me.)" But it's a pity that Fan Chaoli is not Fan Xinchen. Know what a zombie "roar" is saying?Unable to understand what Meng Zhongfan was talking about, the legal department said in a rough voice: "Grandpa Meng, can we discuss it? Don't bite me, how about biting him when Grandpa Chen comes back? Grandpa Chen's blood is very Delicious."

Of course Fan in Meng knew how delicious Fan Xinchen's blood was, so he roared in agreement: "Bo Hou (Chenchen's blood is the most delicious.)" Because Fan nodded in this dream, Fan Chaoli happily He took the Fanshen Mansion in his dream and walked away.

Excited eyes followed Fan Chaoli all the time, and Fan said in a low voice in the dream: "Ho Ho Ho Ho (Chenchen found me a good toy.)"

That's why it is said that "one who is close to vermilion is red and one who is close to ink is black", Meng Zhongfan, who has not been with Fan Xinchen for a few days, has been completely influenced by him, if the corpse emperor finds out, he will cry to death.

He just walked to the gate of Shenfu. , the master finally started to toss Fan Chaoli again.With sharp teeth exposed, Meng Zhongfan grabbed Fan Chaoli who was chatting with Cheng Yan, the housekeeper, and bit down on it. "Aw..." The scream of being bitten came from Fan Chaoli's mouth again.

Fan Chaoli, who wanted to cry but had no tears, screamed and struggled and said, "Didn't we discuss it? Go bite Grandpa Chen instead."

Seemingly understanding what he was talking about about Fan Xinchen, Meng Zhongfan shouted earnestly: "Hoho (yes, it was Chenchen who agreed with me to grind my teeth.) Hoho (Xiao Liyu, do you want to go back on your word? )" Looking at Fan Chaoli with fierce eyes, Fan's teeth-grinding journey began in his dream.

According to the neighbors and the gods on the roadside, Prince Fan's court ceremony that day was so miserable that his upper body (except the mouth) was covered with tooth marks, and the screams resounded throughout the Chenmeng Shenzun Mansion.

When Meng Zhongfan finally ground his teeth, he let go of Fan Chaoli who kept screaming.The one who cried was called a heartbroken Fan Chaoli, from then on whenever he saw Fan in Meng, he would be terrified.And Meng Zhongfan's impression of what he discovered at this time was that when he was grinding his teeth, the "molar stick" kept screaming.

Fan Xinchen was called by the Jade Emperor to discuss matters because of the peach feast, and was worried about Meng Zhongfan's situation, so the speed was very fast.In the eyes of the gods, there is a colorful light of the gods. The gods who don't know it may think that it is a rainbow, but the gods who are targeted will definitely recognize it as the colorful clouds of Fan Xinchen.

Stopping the colorful clouds, Fan Xinchen rushed all the way into the Yunxiao Palace.The Jade Emperor was discussing matters with the gods at this time, but it was announced that Taibai Jinxing, who had reported the matter, collided with Fan Xinchen.

Of course, with Fan Xinchen's ability, he would definitely be able to stop before hitting Taibai Jinxing, but Fan Xinchen wanted to punish the gods again, so... Taibai Jinxing became Fan Xinchen's unlucky again object.

"Ouch..." Taibai Jinxing didn't stand firm, and fell directly on the cloud ground, blurting out a scream.

Therefore, this couple definitely has something in common. After the gods are punished, the gods who are punished are the screams first.

The Jade Emperor was helpless, and looked at the unlucky Taibai Jinxing very sorry.As for Fan Xinchen, can you expect him to apologize after making a fool of himself?Obviously impossible.

Apparently, the gods have gotten used to Fan Xinchen's pranking of gods, and they decided that it's better to be wise and protect themselves.

So Taibai Jinxing looked even more pitiful, and the Jade Emperor changed the subject and said, "Hey, Taibai Xianqing still needs to take care of his health. Alright, since God Chenmeng is here, let's talk about the Peach Banquet, shall we? Taishang Xianqing, please tell me about the issue of the Peach Banquet, so that God Venerable Chenmeng can deal with it."

Taibai Jinxing watched Jade Emperor change the subject, so he got up reluctantly.

For what happened to Taibai Jinxing, Taishang Laojun deeply sympathized.Of course sympathy is sympathy, but Taishang Laojun would never dare to offend Fan Xinchen, the god of dust and dreams.Taking advantage of Jade Emperor's desire to change the topic, Taishang Laojun thought it would be better for Fan Xinchen to divert his attention earlier.

Clearing his throat, Taishang Laojun said directly: "Recently, the most important flat peach at the flat peach banquet has disappeared for no reason. The queen mother expressed her heartache for this matter, so I entrust the gods to find the culprit as soon as possible."

Seeing Fan Xinchen looking at him with extremely idiotic eyes, Taishang Laojun coughed in embarrassment and continued: "Of course the reason for looking for Lord Shenzun is that the heavenly soldiers who traced the whereabouts of Pantao a few days ago found that it was related to the Yaozu. This matter Your Majesty thinks that only you, Lord Shenzun, can solve the problem, so he sent His Highness the Crown Prince to invite you over."

After hearing the reason clearly, Fan Xinchen felt a little better and said: "Since it is Xiao Wuyang's matter, I will deal with it reluctantly." Jade Emperor couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief when he heard Fan Xinchen agreed. In the past few days, he has been nagged to death by the Queen Mother.

Knowing what to deal with, Fan Xinchen turned around and was about to go back to find Meng Zhongfan.The Jade Emperor suddenly thought of Fan Chaoli, so he asked behind him, "Uncle Chen, why didn't Chaoli come back with you?"

Fan Xinchen suddenly turned around and smiled at the Jade Emperor, "Little courtesy, he's going to help me send Mengmeng back to Shenfu."

After getting this sentence, the Jade Emperor heaved a sigh of relief, Fan Xinchen raised his eyebrows, gave the Jade Emperor a smile, and returned to his divine palace.

When the Jade Emperor saw the gift of Fan Chao sent back by Cheng Yan's servant, he finally understood the meaning of Fan Xinchen's two smiles.

As soon as he saw his father, Fan Chaoli became more unrestrained since he cried all the way. Jade Emperor's robes were covered with Fan Chaoli's tears, which made Jade Emperor despise his son within a second.

And Fan Xinchen had just watched the Jade Emperor's idiot for a long time, and was impatient for a long time, and returned to the Shenfu at three times the speed of going there.

As soon as he entered the Shenfu, Fan Xinchen ran into Cheng Yan who came to complain.Cheng Yan cried out, showing the guard who was bitten by Meng Zhongfan: "Master, if you don't come back, the whole Shenfu will be bitten all over the place."

Caressing his forehead, Fan Xinchen roared into the Shenfu: "Mengmeng, you are limited to appear in front of me within ten seconds."

Biting the happy Meng Zhongfan, when he heard Fan Xinchen's voice, he immediately felt a very bad feeling, he seemed to have overdone it.Meng Zhongfan thought: Is he looking for a place to hide, I always feel that the current dust is a bit scary.

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